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1 May 2002, 14:56

We're biting for Melbourne!

MEL-BUH-OURNE!

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=573&e=2&u=/nm/20020501/od_nm/bite_dc_3

1 May 2002, 16:17

Originally posted by Gnu Odor We're biting for Melbourne!MEL-BUH-OURNE!http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=573&e=2&u=/nm/20020501/od_nm/bite_dc_3

:singer: "...gobbled everything you need; you're not a player 'til you bleed..."

:lol:

OUCH. :nonono:

1 May 2002, 21:55

Have to say as a fan of Aussie Rules, I found this news deeply disturbing- and no, it's not a usual form of gameplay. It's amusing that Filandia's (a player from Sydney, not Melbourne) defence was "I didn't bite him on the testicle, I bit him on the scrotum", like that's perfectly understandable. He should get a life ban IMHO. Oh, by the way, I think we are well and truly :topic: CTB :cool:

1 May 2002, 22:09

After the Hopoate incident in the NRL (National Rugby League) the AFL just had to come up with their own gross out scandal :evil4:

1 May 2002, 23:35

Originally posted by CandyTheBear He should get a life ban IMHO. CTB

I heard he got the sack.

:\pimp2:

1 May 2002, 23:37

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2 May 2002, 04:31

Finger in the hole, Finger in the hole! I especially laughed at the last part! :lol: I am a SICK SICK girl!

2 May 2002, 05:21

:singer: No man in this world could touch the testicle that I've hurt...

2 May 2002, 05:56

The biting of testicles is always on topic, according to Emily Poster's New Guide to Nettiquite, Third Edition.

I place the blame firmly on young rock 'n' rollers like The New Order for inciting such behavior with anthems like "World in Motion." We must ban football hooliganism in all its forms. Burn your copy of WIM today (if you haven't already).

2 May 2002, 09:44

Originally posted by depthcharge > Originally posted by CandyTheBear> He should get a life ban IMHO.> > CTB>

I heard he got the sack.

:\pimp2:

:lol: OK, I'll pay that. First time anyone has been penalised for going hard at the ball.

2 May 2002, 11:35

If this forum were in a real pub and not online, I can only imagine the spontaneous chowing down of prairie oysters that would be going on.

2 May 2002, 12:02

or calf fries....ewwwwwwwwwwwww

2 May 2002, 20:44

More testicles means more iron.

3 May 2002, 00:45

Every time i see the footage of this incident on TV i keep expecting to hear the PACMAN noises like when he eats one of the Magic Pills :evil4:

3 May 2002, 05:59

Originally posted by Obi Every time i see the footage of this incident on TV i keep expecting to hear the PACMAN noises like when he eats one of the Magic Pills

You have made me laugh out loud with your Jedi mind tricks!

I never laugh out loud.

So, biting of testicles is not allowed under Aussie rules? I'm trying to get up to speed on the whole football thing.