For some reason, I can't add to Shug's joke thread

So here's what I would have contributed, had the computer not f*$#ed up:

Two blonds walk into a building

You think one of them would have seen it....

Here's one to rip on a town in your area where the residents aren't considered too bright.

How do you know when you're staying in a hotel in (insert designated city here, in this case) Corvallis?

When you call the front desk to say that "I've gotta leak in the bathroom sink" and they tell you to go ahead and do your business there.

Perhaps there's a reason you couldn't get on, Tabs?

Congrats on finishing your finals. Do you have to do summer school? We've got class the week right after finals! Graduate school sucks big time!! Grad school isn't what I thought it was going to be!

Yeah, I'm taking summer courses, they meet not next week, but the week after (starts the 14th). I've effectively had a break for three years prior to my enrollment back in May of last year, so I'm cool with it....plus, more choice in parking spaces!

Sorry if my joke offended you, one of my co-workers told me that and it made me laugh.

Here's another one:

A dog walks into a bar, sits up on a stool, and orders a drink. The bartender notices he looks all dusty and beat up, and decides to inquire about his day.

"How's your day been?"

The dog pauses, takes a sip, and says, "Ruff."

okay it's not a good joke, bit predictable, but if you're three years old it should provide hours of amusement.