Confusion 2002

From arthurbaker.net:

Future releases on Whacked [the latest and the last in a long line of record labels launched from the warped mind of Arthur Baker] will be Koma And Bones incredible break remixes of New Order's Confusion and production and mixes by such masters as Trevor Jackson, Si Beggs, Tommie Sunshine, The Dub Marines, Jagz Kooner, Larry Tee and Junior Sanchez. As Tony Soprana says, "Let's Whack 'Em".

Originally posted by Gnu Odor From arthurbaker.net:> > Future releases on Whacked [the latest and the last in a long line of record labels launched from the warped mind of Arthur Baker] will be Koma And Bones incredible break remixes of New Order's Confusion and production and mixes by such masters as Trevor Jackson, Si Beggs, Tommie Sunshine, The Dub Marines, Jagz Kooner, Larry Tee and Junior Sanchez. > > As Tony Soprana says, "Let's Whack 'Em".

I hope they're better than that pump panel crapola.

Whoa...don't get so excited people...there's no release date yet...wipe that drool off of your chins.

What? You said you wanted new material?

Originally posted by Gnu Odor Whoa...don't get so excited people...there's no release date yet...wipe that drool off of your chins.What? You said you wanted new material?

...but...but...but...

this drooling thing is my normal state! why must you mock me so!

and, well, new material would certainly beat nude material all to heck at this particular point in time, now, would it not?

Originally posted by janaki > Originally posted by Gnu Odor> Whoa...don't get so excited people...there's no release date yet...wipe that drool off of your chins.> > > > What? You said you wanted new material?

...but...but...but...

this drooling thing is my normal state! why must you mock me so!

and, well, new material would certainly beat nude material all to heck at this particular point in time, now, would it not?

Young lady, I didn't know you had it in you!

But if these sell well maybe Barns and Hooky can hire personal trainers and dieticians.

Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By The Hours I Don't Sleep Young lady, I didn't know you had it in you!But if these sell well maybe Barns and Hooky can hire personal trainers and dieticians.

oh, what you don't know about me, Iain...

mwahhahah. but with that "these," are we talking the revamped "Confusion" mixes? or are we talking swimsuit calendars?

inquiring minds want to know. those pesky pronouns will get you every time. ;)

and hey, what's with this "young lady" stuff? you're not that much older than me is i am... :D

and hey, what's with this "young lady" stuff? you're not that much older than me is i am... :D

I could have babysat you fifteen years ago. And, if you're not allowed to stay at home alone and your parents need somebody trustworthy. . . I could really use the money.

Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By The Hours I Don't Sleep I could have babysat you fifteen years ago. And, if you're not allowed to stay at home alone and your parents need somebody trustworthy. . . I could really use the money.

first part's true enough. 'specially since i babysat an 8 year old, a 6 year old, and a 3 year old when i was 12.

but as for the second?

er, seeing as i'm paying half a mortgage, *i* could really use some money too. but, er...wanna mow the lawn?

i'll make bubble tea for you if you do... :D

Originally posted by janaki > Originally posted by And You Will Know Me By The Hours I Don't Sleep> I could have babysat you fifteen years ago. And, if you're not allowed to stay at home alone and your parents need somebody trustworthy. . . I could really use the money.

first part's true enough. 'specially since i babysat an 8 year old, a 6 year old, and a 3 year old when i was 12.

but as for the second?

er, seeing as i'm paying half a mortgage, *i* could really use some money too. but, er...wanna mow the lawn?

i'll make bubble tea for you if you do... :D

I changed my name, probably for a while, partly inspired by your previous message.

But what, pray tell, is bubble tea? Is that like bubble and squeak? Is it like bubbles in the bathtub? If you're not paying in cash, we may have a problem in negotiating.

...but does anyone really ever know anyone else, Iain? :D

mrehhehe.

as for bubble tea, it's heaven. but you can find out more about its history here.

mmmm, i think i wanna go get some after work. :D

(and BTW, i didn't intend the tea as payment. i was merely trying to be nice. mowing the lawn is thirsty work, after all! :p)

Originally posted by janaki ...but does anyone really ever know anyone else, Iain? :Dmrehhehe. as for bubble tea, it's heaven. but you can find out more about its history here. mmmm, i think i wanna go get some after work. :D(and BTW, i didn't intend the tea as payment. i was merely trying to be nice. mowing the lawn is thirsty work, after all! :p)

"has the same texture as female breasts"? maybe we don't have a problem after all...

Originally posted by And You Will Know Me. . . You Don't Know Me! "has the same texture as female breasts"? maybe we don't have a problem after all...

i should've known you'd go straight for that part.

'twasn't quite what i'd meant, but hey. if i can pay you in tea, so much the better! ;)

Originally posted by janaki > Originally posted by And You Will Know Me. . . You Don't Know Me! > "has the same texture as female breasts"? maybe we don't have a problem after all...

i should've known you'd go straight for that part.

'twasn't quite what i'd meant, but hey. if i can pay you in tea, so much the better! ;)

with the thought of tapioca, bubble tea, freshly mown lawns and female breasts (Barney, get out of my mind! I'm not thinking about you! I'm not thinking about you!) I go back to preparing for my training final. Though I swear I get half my posts when I have a lot of stuff to do! Probably because I'm really tired and I start thinking I'm a lot funnier than I actually am.:sleepy: just ask Shug, he was running Room 101 last time I had finals, the poor soul.

Here I go

Jee-zus Koo-ryste!!! This nut has changed his name about ten times today. Talk about schizo!!!

Watch your back very very carefully Janaki! :D :D

Originally posted by Oh Shite! There Goes The Paranoid Android Again!! Jee-zus Koo-ryste!!! This nut has changed his name about ten times today. Talk about schizo!!!

Watch your back very very carefully Janaki! :D :D

:D 'sokay, Marty. we already know Iain is just an alias for Gnu anyway.

we're all one big schizo family. aww, isn't that sweet? almost makes me wanna cry. :D

Hmmm...the very same day a Karen James troll resurfaces under the name "muhaha muhaha," J Nak posts messages containing the lines "mrehhehe" and "mwahhahah."

Coincidence? Or conspiracy?

?  

Call me dangerously deranged but I wouldn't mind hearing a floor shakin', breakbeat Confusion. Bring it on.

:\pimp2:

Originally posted by Gnu Odor Hmmm...the very same day a Karen James troll resurfaces under the name "muhaha muhaha," J Nak posts messages containing the lines "mrehhehe" and "mwahhahah."Coincidence? Or conspiracy? ?

:p i've also been known to use the variants "bwahaha," "ohohoho," and "ehehehe." that's just off the top of my head. please forgive me for laughing in your hearing reading range, kind sir. i shall refrain from any such antics in your presence in the future, lest said antics should cast unbecoming aspersions on my character.

in conclusion, i do sincerely hope you're joking, cos them's fightin' words. ;)

Of course I'm kiddin.' We don't need no more a'fussin' and a'feudin' on this here board. Hyuk.

And I'm with Mr. Charge. There's a lot of room for improvement/innovation in "Confusion" (unlike Perfect Kiss), particularly when you listen to the cobbled-together instrumental version on Substance. They could really do the tighten up on that one.

And they could remake the video too, with breakdancers spinning on Barney's newly prodigious gut.

C'mon you slags...who has Xfm?

Mr. Baker apparently already has Confusion 2002 in rotation on his Xfm radio show.

Baker's DozenEvery Friday night Arthur presents an eclectic mix of thirteen choice cuts, ranging from undiscovered classics to cutting edge dance tunes and exclusive mixes.Friday 22:00 - 23:00Repeated Saturday 23:00 - 00:00NEW ORDER VS KOMA & BONES - CONFUSION 2002 - WHACKED

Originally posted by Gnu Odor And I'm with Mr. Charge. There's a lot of room for improvement/innovation in "Confusion" (unlike Perfect Kiss), particularly when you listen to the cobbled-together instrumental version on Substance. They could really do the tighten up on that one.And they could remake the video too, with breakdancers spinning on Barney's newly prodigious gut.

i never was very fond of any version of "Confusion," honestly. perhaps if rearranged, that might change.

but your vision of the video? all of a sudden, i have variants a la Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back" video bouncing through my brain.

Didn't you mean Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Barney Got Boobs?"

Originally posted by Gnu Odor Didn't you mean Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Barney Got Boobs?"

...are you gonna write this one, or shall i?

*shakes head* poor barney. :D

This thread is SO aptly titled, don't ya think?? :D

Woe betide someone like ShugZy trying to make any kind of rational sense out of this palaver - especially bearing in mind that he's rat-arsed most of the time he posts on here... (aren't ya, ZV!! ZV!! ZV!! ZV!!! - wherever you are... ;) )