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7 May 2002, 17:12

Wondering round the usual pornsites as one often does;) Found this set of lyrics called Everyone Everywhere - apparently written by Barnard Soomner to his girlfriend D from Dallas.....

Pictures of an image, of a pornstar, who cannot be named blue knickers were the colour, 69 was the number we need spanking to please one another

If I keep my distance, in a bedroom, that did does smell It's because of the need to eat off of each other The fish jokes and crabs are gonna stay undercover

We're busy shagging all the time (whatever it takes for a 69) I'll take the handcuffs off your hands (all the sex we ever have, leaves me feeling so devine)

She's blonde, she does dirty things watching porno's, eating cheesy rings give me a beer, I need to recover where are the pictures, of you in the rubber?

We're busy shagging all the time (whatever it takes for a 69) I'll take the handcuffs off your hands (all the sex we ever have leaves me feeling so devine)

How much truth in these lyrics is anyone's guess!

7 May 2002, 17:28

that might just inspire me to make one of my own for a new order song, look what i did to DM's exciter: http://www.angelfire.com/il2/newduranmode153/exxxciter.html :evil2: ..but which one...

7 May 2002, 18:33

Originally posted by ShugZV Wondering round the usual pornsites as one often does;)Found this set of lyrics called Everyone Everywhere - apparently written by Barnard Soomner to his girlfriend D from Dallas.....Pictures of an image, of a pornstar, who cannot be namedblue knickers were the colour, 69 was the numberwe need spanking to please one anotherIf I keep my distance, in a bedroom, that did does smellIt's because of the need to eat off of each otherThe fish jokes and crabs are gonna stay undercoverWe're busy shagging all the time(whatever it takes for a 69)I'll take the handcuffs off your hands(all the sex we ever have, leaves me feeling so devine)She's blonde, she does dirty thingswatching porno's, eating cheesy ringsgive me a beer, I need to recoverwhere are the pictures, of you in the rubber?We're busy shagging all the time(whatever it takes for a 69)I'll take the handcuffs off your hands(all the sex we ever have leaves me feeling so devine)How much truth in these lyrics is anyone's guess!

Be a lot more plausible to the tune of Young Offender though Shuggy.....

7 May 2002, 18:37

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK :nonono:

Bastard you are - well done fer noticing!

I'm gonna go and shoot the next door neighbours cat in the head......it'll make me feel better :evil4:

7 May 2002, 20:13

Do that and I'll set sixteen Bengal Tigers that I keep captive in a sponsored game reserve in India on you and they will have you for elevenses.....

:evil4: :evil4: :evil3: :evil3:

7 May 2002, 20:44

Well said, Martian!!! :nod:

8 May 2002, 15:06

:violent: Cats

Evil smelly lazy bastards!!!

If Marty ever gets round to opening that fookin place - these cretinous tosspots will be first to go :evil4:

Buy a dog - they're nice:D

8 May 2002, 15:16

Buy a dog?! Pffft!! Who needs the clumsy, smelly, incontinent, slobbering brutes anyway?

We've already got Shuggy here..... :nod:

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8 May 2002, 15:23

:lol: very good me ole mucker;)

But dogs are definitely superior to cats :nod: Take Tom & Jerry fer example - who did Jerry always run to?? Question answered :evil4:

8 May 2002, 15:31

Pah.....tedious argument.... which are better? Cats or Dogs? Dogs or Cats? Heard it so many times before..... Blah blah blah de fooking blah.... Who cares?? They're all animals one and the same! They all walk, they eat, they shit, they sleep, they jump, they run, they fight, they kill, they smell, they make funny noises, they're furry.....they make great companions, they're given silly meaningless names, they're paraded, they're displayed, they're abused, they're slayed......they're eaten too sometimes.... Whatever....they're all animals! And I happen to love them all!!! It's no big deal! Really! ;)

Tell you what SHOULD go into Room 101 Shuggy - the very argument about whether Cats or Dogs are better..... THAT'S what I'm gonna banish - coz it's so boring. And so tedious! And so redundant! zzzzzzzz zzzzzz zzzzzzzz

:D :D

8 May 2002, 16:31

Tedious? Did you say Tedious Marty? :evil4:

I'll say it again then mate.....

DOGS are better than Cats;)

8 May 2002, 16:42

Ah, but it depends in what context you choose to use the word "better". As it reads, you're just stating that A is "better" than B without justifying the use of the superlative in that sentence. Without any substantiative back-up to quantify the random use of that term, your syntax is completely without foundation and therefore meaningless.

Right. Where's me drink?? ;)

8 May 2002, 16:51

OI OI

My syntax is built on the healthy foundation of lager and bacon rolls.......don't start having a go at my syntax mate :lol:

8 May 2002, 17:01

Only cos you never seem to keep up with your payments.......

Hedonism costs ......and right here is where you start paying

"Bow down before the one you serve.

You're going to get what you deserve."

:D :D :D

8 May 2002, 17:06

Originally posted by Oh Shite! There Goes The Paranoid Android Again!! Only cos you never seem to keep up with your payments.......Hedonism costs ......and right here is where you start paying

Doesn't cost me anything mate - I know all the best FREE porn sites :evil4:

8 May 2002, 17:40

You didn't get it, did you?? ;)

Didn't think so!! :lol: