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DONE

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Old Order :rofl:

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BEEN OVER?

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Oldchaos. :uhoh:

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I actually could think of a few...

~ New Joy.

~ Still Movement.

~ Unknown Siren.

Extra brownie points to whoever can CORRECTLY figure out the inspiration behind these names.

:shine:

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NOBASS

(to be pronounced No Bass rather than knob ass)

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I don't now tim...

Knob ass has a certain...panache....

I like it!!!!

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fookit it's oldmonkey again wrote: NOBASS

(to be pronounced No Bass rather than knob ass)

:rofl: Class, Tim. Very class.

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fookit it's oldmonkey again wrote: NOBASS

(to be pronounced No Bass rather than knob ass)

Why? Do they have a certian hate for fish......

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I figure we go with finding an article in The Guardian like Gretton did.

so: (from this article:http://money.guardian.co.uk/hips/story/0,,2088664,00.html )

Home Packs - - ---just has a certian ring to it doesn't it?:D

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Ashes ---you know new order rose from the ashes of Jd :rolleyes: .....and now new order are ashes:

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How About I Really Don't Give a Fuck??

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THE WITCHDOCTORS OF ZIMBABWE!???!!

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fookit it's oldmonkey again wrote: NOBASS

(to be pronounced No Bass rather than knob ass)

hey...the best one!!

:evil4:

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Well if we go with names they rejected at first....

Sid Halibut and the Sizzling cods?

Nahhh

JS1 :lol: (only UK folks will know WTF that means)

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Doctor? wrote: JS1 :lol: (only UK folks will know WTF that means)

The race car????? If not guess you're right.

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MONTY The Merciless wrote: THE WITCHDOCTORS OF ZIMBABWE!???!!

it wasn't good enough the first time...so what makes you think they could use it this time???

maybe they should go with re:order...or digital...or analog...

okay...now I'm just being silly

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Stevie and the JD's?

Neu Older?

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Rubber Johnny and the Foreskins.

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EdelBrock wrote:

Doctor? wrote: JS1 :lol: (only UK folks will know WTF that means)

The race car????? If not guess you're right.

"jobseekers" form....welfare for the unemployed. The previous form was called a UB40!

:D

NoBass=NoAudience

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fookit it's oldmonkey again wrote: NOBASS

(to be pronounced No Bass rather than knob ass)

We can also call it ELECTRONIC feat. Stephen Morris, can´t we?

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THE New Order (just to piss off hooky)

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I think, if they continue, than as New Order. Why should they - in their opinion - change the name?

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confusion wrote: I think, if they continue, than as New Order. Why should they - in their opinion - change the name?

They sure didn't change the moniker when Gillian left...

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Monsieur Round & Round wrote:

confusion wrote: I think, if they continue, than as New Order. Why should they - in their opinion - change the name?

They sure didn't change the moniker when Gillian left...

True, but they existed as New Order before Gillian joined.

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The Killaz

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fleetwood mac. then just about anyone can leave and join and leave and rejoin and..

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Nob cheese & the dickheads

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Interpol

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Gary wrote:

Monsieur Round & Round wrote:

confusion wrote: I think, if they continue, than as New Order. Why should they - in their opinion - change the name?

They sure didn't change the moniker when Gillian left...

True, but they existed as New Order before Gillian joined.

Plus she never really "left", more of a hiatus.

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NEWER ORDER ????

And if they do a final album, there's only possible title for it.....DIVISION

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autocue.

autosuggestion

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New Bass?

:read:

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NEW OTHER or Lost Other TWO or Revenge of OTHER Two

:rofl:

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Joy Division... if Bernard is going to be a dick about it might as well go all the way

... (K)nobass is the best yet

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The Last Two A.K.A Shite!

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Still Inorder.

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the other two?

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Gary wrote:

Monsieur Round & Round wrote:

confusion wrote: I think, if they continue, than as New Order. Why should they - in their opinion - change the name?

They sure didn't change the moniker when Gillian left...

True, but they existed as New Order before Gillian joined.

But last week New Order did let say, Joy Divsion was originally Barney's and Hooky's Band. Wy did they change the name then, when Ian left the band? As I said, if they continue, then as New Order.

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Whatdoyouwantfrommeitsnothowitusetobeshalalalalala

Or: Where's Hooky*

(from NO 511 your silent face)

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Remko Koster wrote: Whatdoyouwantfrommeitsnothowitusetobeshalalalalala

Or: Where's Hooky*

(from NO 511 your silent face)

:abovelol: :evil4:

:shine:

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tank on a yacht

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NEW ORDER OFFLINE

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Stevie & the no N.O.'s:crazy: :evil4:

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another two

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"The Something-that-sounds-nazi-but-again-is-not"

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so you would like them to go by...

Panzerkorps Leibstandarte Wehrmacht

nah...they ain't got that zing...

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Off the hook

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New New Order

or

Phil and the Past Generations :uhoh:

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out of order.

final solution.

the new mac lads .

drum machine.

the new bass kings.

contractual dis obligation.

where have they been?

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Jaded Division

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Othertronic!

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Entheogens. Doesn't really truncate well to a catchy name, but it sure describes a whole subset of fan. :laugh:

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Rudolph Hess Clearwater Revival

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Healthy Regiment

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EdelBrock wrote:

fookit it's oldmonkey again wrote: NOBASS

(to be pronounced No Bass rather than knob ass)

Why? Do they have a certian hate for fish......

Couldn't use that photo - there's a Hook in it...

:drummer:

Snorri xxx

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will more suggestions arrive here, or will this be left to peter out?

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:abovelol: :abovelol: :abovelol: :abovelol: :abovelol: :abovelol: :abovelol: :abovelol: :abovelol: :abovelol: :abovelol:

no, i think everybodys hooked.

when all said and done

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79 order wrote: :abovelol: :abovelol: :abovelol: :abovelol: :abovelol: :abovelol: :abovelol: :abovelol: :abovelol: :abovelol: :abovelol:

no, i think everybodys hooked.

when all said and done

:evil4: Thread of the Week.

Fourty quid. 'Nuff said, end of. :nod:

:shine:

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Snorrimon wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

fookit it's oldmonkey again wrote: NOBASS

(to be pronounced No Bass rather than knob ass)

Why? Do they have a certian hate for fish......

Couldn't use that photo - there's a Hook in it...

:drummer:

Snorri xxx

aha...I get it now! With no Hook, there's NO Fish!

Clever!:laugh:

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How about "Sort of New Order, but we just have a new Singer"?

I don't know why but I HATE Sumner since he became a vocalist :(

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Oh snap. Just thought of one--

'Switched Order'

[as in, maybe Barney and Steve can switch roles and see what happens... :shrug:]

...er, I'll get me coat.

:shine:

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Snakes on a Plane

or

Dick in a Box

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Sheds on a Plane wrote: Snakes on a Plane

or

Dick in a Box

:abovelol::abovelol::abovelol:

*shifty eyes* Eh,

...

:banghead: FAC! I swear I had something just now.

:shine:

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The Grateful Shed...

:nod:

Snorri xxx

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'Hookless'

or maybe:

'New Ord' - well, there's only three quarters of them left now...

Or if you don't count Phil (hero!)

Then:

'New O'

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they already "rose from the ashes" of another band years ago and now another old guard member is on the outs, so Steve and Barney can continue on as "The Ashes."

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His Holiness, The Pope wrote: they already "rose from the ashes" of another band years ago and now another old guard member is on the outs, so Steve and Barney can continue on as "The Ashes."

i proposed that earlier in the thread.

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The other three.

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The Zimmer Twins.

There will only be Steve and Barney left. Phil will have got fed up of them both moaning that they're too old to tour now :evil4:

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there is NO point in beating a dead horse unless you keep the old name to generate enough attention to provide income from the suckas so maybe NewOrder* or $NewOrder$ or \new order\

Hookless is the best one yet thou... a perfect dual description

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pumped full of drugs wrote:

Hookless is the best one yet thou... a perfect dual description

Thanks. Do I finally win something? :scratch:

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Chris Nash wrote:

pumped full of drugs wrote:

Hookless is the best one yet thou... a perfect dual description

Thanks. Do I finally win something? :scratch:

The satisfaction of knowing that you made a difference if they use your name, plus you will have the option of downloading the songs for free from the internet if you don't want to buy any new songs released under the name "Hookless"

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Hook Off

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hibster wrote: will more suggestions arrive here, or will this be left to peter out?

ooooh...peter out...

I just caught that one!!!

Jeffari like!!!

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NOOL posts always make me laugh. Thanks guys! :clap:

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J-Bob wrote: THE New Order (just to piss off hooky)

"re:order"

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did someone already say "Out of Order"?

or.. Misery Togetherness

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...I dunnoo... with "no bass", "knobass" sounds perfect...

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carroll13 wrote: ...I dunnoo... with "no bass", "knobass" sounds perfect...

Barney, Steve and The Other One:\ohwell:

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How about Vaginal Port?

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His Holiness, The Pope wrote: How about Vaginal Port?

I think that's the port I had last night.

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breakup order

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Canceled Order

or

Off The Hook.

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Barney & His Real Friends

Got Hooked

New Division

Joy Order

Monaco's Electronic Revenge

Pete Got Hooked

MTO

:)

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Disorder Out of Order Last Orders True Kiss Perfect Faith As It Is Not As It Was Was not Is True Monday Blue Faith Anyone Can Play Base Back to Bassics Sticky Situation One Last Time Paycheck Unhooked Piss Off

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Has anyone gone for

LAST ORDERS

yet?

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NO Regret wrote: Disorder Out of Order Last Orders True Kiss Perfect Faith As It Is Not As It Was Was not Is True Monday Blue Faith Anyone Can Play Base Back to Bassics Sticky Situation One Last Time Paycheck Unhooked Piss Off

yep.me!

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Use the tattoo from Gillian's arm:

meaning: "The band formerly known as New Order"

:skeptic:

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Hook Will Tear Us Apart Order No Hookers Hook Less Vanishing Hook Round & Hooked / Hooked & Round Hook Lost Control Hook Shock Touched By The Hook Of Pete Leave Hook Alone Let's Go (Nothing For Hook) The Price Of Hook Such A Hook Thing Hooked Like Us Hooked In A Day Waiting For Hook's Call Hey Hook What You Doing Hooked Time Hookcrusher Hook The Shack / Rock The Hook Hooked In The League Someone Like Hook The Hook Turn The Hook Off Vicious Hook Too Hooked No Hook Lost Hooked In Line Hooked Highways The New Division of Joy

(sorry hooky. i love you dude. this is just for laughs)

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Alan Paul Kitching wrote: What about

LeftHook :rofl:

Cheers!:thumb:

So in other words SOUTHPAW!

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Sub-Cultured wrote: Hook Will Tear Us Apart Order No Hookers Hook Less Vanishing Hook Round & Hooked / Hooked & Round Hook Lost Control Hook Shock Touched By The Hook Of Pete Leave Hook Alone Let's Go (Nothing For Hook) The Price Of Hook Such A Hook Thing Hooked Like Us Hooked In A Day Waiting For Hook's Call Hey Hook What You Doing Hooked Time Hookcrusher Hook The Shack / Rock The Hook Hooked In The League Someone Like Hook The Hook Turn The Hook Off Vicious Hook Too Hooked No Hook Lost Hooked In Line Hooked Highways The New Division of Joy

(sorry hooky. i love you dude. this is just for laughs)

:spit: :rofl: Fookin' hell, S-C!! Look what you just started...

Hook of Consent In a Lonely Hook Hooked a Lonely Place Age of Hooksent Lonesome Hook Hook in Motion We All Hook Pete's Silent Hook Dreams Never Hook Don't Do Hook Don't Hook It Hook Attack Hook Told You So Turn My Hook The Perfect Hook Kiss of Hook Hook of Death As It Is When It Hooked As Hook Is When Hook Was As It Is When Hook Was

And my personal favorite... Who's Hook?

:evil4:

[hooky, don't kill me. you're still my dj hero! :nod:] :shine:

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Or maybe take a leaf out of Crass' book: 'Well Hooked But Not Dead'

You have to know Crass, I suppose...

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how about 'HOOKER':lol:

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BillONdollar wrote: how about 'HOOKER':lol:

Not really, without Hooky they would be more like:

Escort Service (with no added benifits)

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Les Retraités *. :D Ils ont presque l'âge.Don"t they ?

* The Retired N.O

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I can see this thread going and going.

Have we had Brotherhook?

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