Peter Hook and co attack new film 'Control'

How sensational

Even after all these years, the press are none the wiser to them, it's like shooting fish in a barrel.[1]

I suppose the poor fuckers have no choice but to print it but making headlines out of ANYTHING Steve says has GOT to be on the list of no no's taught to every baby music journo.[2]

[1]With the main armament of a Fairchild Republic A10 Tunderbolt

[2]before or after the removal of their soul and any remaining redeeming character traits, it makes no difference,

typical fucking nme

the story bears no resemblence to the headline

great quote from hooky right at the end though

well...would you rather it have been close to accurate or not accurate at all...lol...maybe this film should have never been made...i don'tknow...could have been worse maybe?

i don't like nme...

Well....

What's new with biography / true-to-life films what ever you call it. Their never 100% accurate. The writer, director, etc., etc. would always add and delete something to it to make the movie earn more money.

Its all about the money. Not much to inform.

Indeed!

Doctor? wrote: Even after all these years, the press are none the wiser to them, it's like shooting fish in a barrel.[1]

I suppose the poor fuckers have no choice but to print it but making headlines out of ANYTHING Steve says has GOT to be on the list of no no's taught to every baby music journo.[2]

[1]With the main armament of a Fairchild Republic A10 Tunderbolt

[2]before or after the removal of their soul and any remaining redeeming character traits, it makes no difference,

...yeah, that.

Luckily, Hooky and my darlin' have no say in my decision to watch the film when it kisses America's shores.

Oi. and should just . End of!

Slow music news week?

however, A great quote courtesy of PH:

"The way I always like to look at it is that you can judge how good a film is by how many people go to take a piss during it, and only two people went for a piss - Bernard and a 70-year-old woman."

J wrote: Slow music news week?

however, A great quote courtesy of PH:

"The way I always like to look at it is that you can judge how good a film is by how many people go to take a piss during it, and only two people went for a piss - Bernard and a 70-year-old woman."

But most of those quotes were recycled from weeks ago.

better headline: "Hooky and Co Get Herpes From New Film"

genius stuff from Hooky

strangely, even after all these years, I was expecting a story. I should have known better.

bobmo wrote: typical fucking nme

the story bears no resemblence to the headline

great quote from hooky right at the end though

Exactly.Where's the 'ATTACK'???!!! Is that what you call freedom of the press or artistic licence?

Can't Stand articles like this. Sensational headline makes you read the story, only for the small print to reveal there IS no story. The attack comes in the form of Steve saying a few facts have been bent for artistic license. That's an attack is it??? FFS! NME desperate for headlines? In the words of Brent, 'Ooh, love me. Pathetic'

Maybe 'attack' is a bit too harsh of a word....

His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

better headline:

Bernard Sits Down and Pisses Like an Old Lady.

BIGINOIL wrote:

His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

better headline:

Bernard Sits Down and Pisses Like an Old Lady.

I like...

BUMS PHIL AGAINST HIS WILL

Boatraceface wrote:

I like...

BUMS PHIL AGAINST HIS WILL

I prefer mine.

I like it so much I'm going to have "Bernard sits down and pisses like a lady" t-shirts made.

Anyone else want one?

Shall we say...

£40 a throw?

Boatraceface wrote:

BUMS PHIL AGAINST HIS WILL

And is up on court Monday morning.

The article brings to mind that AE quote about journos you used to have as a sig.

Doctor? wrote: The article brings to mind that AE quote about journos you used to have as a sig.

Dear Andrew, I am unattractiv, sexually immachure, lazy, stupid and meen. What career would sute me best?

Journalism.

If you fail there, try music journalism.

Also consider Evolutionary Science

BIGINOIL wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

I like...

BUMS PHIL AGAINST HIS WILL

I prefer mine.

I like it so much I'm going to have "Bernard sits down and pisses like a lady" t-shirts made.

Anyone else want one?

Shall we say...

£40 a throw?

As a t-shirt venture,then yours easily.. Mine is purely a headline grabber,for lying music rags to mislead with,and unthinkable to put on the front of a t-shirt for daywear...

Put it on the back though £40 bargain.