You gotta love SPAM!!!! — Forum Archive

30 May 2002, 12:10

check out this e-mail I got today

We are Physicians Marketing Group. We work with top Board Certified Plastic Surgeons across the country to fill unscheduled or cancelled surgery time. If you're ready to have Breast Augmentation Surgery within the next 90 days, our program offers you:

Significant cost savings Low monthly payment plan (even if your credit is less than perfect!)
Highly qualified Board Certified Plastic Surgeons

For more information about our program, and to learn how we have helped thousands of women realize their dream of having Breast Augmentation Surgery, please visit us at http://web1.customoffers.com/click.asp?

do these fucknuts not check up on who they are sending this shite to???

I mean, what red-blooded male wants breast augmentation...

well, maybe Barney!!!!

30 May 2002, 12:35

Wonder if they could fit me that third nipple i always dreamed of....

30 May 2002, 14:32

i got a really interesting piece of spam entitled "how to ruin your enemies" i never opened it cuz i was afraid of what kind of dubious things were attached...

30 May 2002, 17:39

I love the messages you get on yahoo messenger... "My parents aren't home, view my cam" "Cheerleader 17, view my cam" "Tight teen pussy, view my cam"

In fact, i might start sending them to people just to piss them off! lololol

Liv :angel:

30 May 2002, 17:50

I love the messages that begin.....Hey Shugsy baby are you coming to watch us again? ......... :evil4:

30 May 2002, 17:53

Originally posted by ShugZV I love the messages that begin.....Hey Shugsy baby are you coming to watch us again? .........

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I just shit myself laughing, god i miss you Shug! :)

Liv :angel:

30 May 2002, 17:56

Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by ShugZV> I love the messages that begin.....Hey Shugsy baby are you coming to watch us again?.........

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I just shit myself laughing, god i miss you Shug! :)

Liv :angel:

:hi: Bonjourno madame - you won't be saying that after a couple of oors at Finsburgh;)

31 May 2002, 13:42

well, it seems to be a theme for the past few months or so that about 90% of all spam i get in my e-mail box (and i get a LOT of spam, it being my Hotmail account i'm referencing here! :nonono: ) are all variations on how i can GREATLY increase my penis size!

are they trying to tell me something i don't know?!?!? :eek:

:spit:

31 May 2002, 13:45

JANIKI it doesnt work on blokes either.:) ROCKET 2 inch DICK

31 May 2002, 20:15

Originally posted by janaki well, it seems to be a theme for the past few months or so that about 90% of all spam i get in my e-mail box (and i get a LOT of spam, it being my Hotmail account i'm referencing here! ) are all variations on how i can GREATLY increase my penis size! are they trying to tell me something i don't know?!?!?

tell you what...I'll send you the breast enhancement, if you send me the penis lengthening...not that I need it or anything...erm...uhm...well...hmmm...awww, nevermind!

1 Jun 2002, 20:09

The spam I got is better.. it's 100% natural !! And it's from a name you trust!! (even there is no name stated!)

*This message was transferred with a trial version of CommuniGate(tm) Pro* =================================

Guaranteed to increase, lift and firm your breasts in 60 days or your money back!!

100% herbal and natural. Proven formula since 1996. Increase your bust by 1 to 3 sizes within 30-60 days and be all natural.

Click here: http://218.7.157.206:100

Absolutely no side effects! Be more self confident! Be more comfortable in bed! No more need for a lift or support bra!

100% GUARANTEED AND FROM A NAME YOU KNOW AND TRUST!

1 Jun 2002, 20:12

Originally posted by Liv I love the messages you get on yahoo messenger..."My parents aren't home, view my cam""Cheerleader 17, view my cam""Tight teen pussy, view my cam"In fact, i might start sending them to people just to piss them off! lolololLiv

Lucky for me those are all in enlish, otherwise my girlfriend would really suspect something. fortunatly now in ICQ you can block all those!