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As you all know by now, Bernard tied the knot with Sarah the other day. What you didn't know though.......
Then, at the reception, Bernard proceeded to predict what each of the gifts were. "we're gonna start tonight with Crystal", he said before picking up the first present. "Ok, this is Regret", before opening the second one, and so on.
oldmonkey wrote: As you all know by now, Bernard tied the knot with Sarah the other day. What you didn't know though.......
- Otto Q was his best man
- when Sarah said "I do", Bernard came up with "come on"! and then a "whoop" when the vic pronounced them husband and wife.
Then, at the reception, Bernard proceeded to predict what each of the gifts were. "we're gonna start tonight with Crystal", he said before picking up the first present. "Ok, this is Regret", before opening the second one, and so on.
But the vicar was quick to point out "not to lead us into Temptation"
Did Hooky DJ at the reception then ?
...or even get an invite ? 
I best read the main thread now.
By the way..Congrats Mr and Mrs Sumner! 
When Barney tried to invite Hooky, Hooky replied "What do you want from me? It's not how it used to be!":)
Indeed!
Andrés wrote: anybody knows if the other two were invited??
YES but they were TANKED up and got refused ENTRY!
ROCKET MICK wrote:
Andrés wrote: anybody knows if the other two were invited??
YES but they were TANKED up and got refused ENTRY!
Call the carabinieri... 
Snorri xxx
Sarah: now the weddings your gonna have to "face up" to your responsibilites "sooner than you think" and sort things out with Peter.
Bernard: Im not ringing that "lowlife" at "this time of night" im still "pumped full of drugs".
Sarah: the bar shuts at "sunrise" you can do it then.
Steve (sitting at there bar): wasn't this on Brotherhood?
Steve One wrote: Sarah: now the weddings your gonna have to "face up" to your responsibilites "sooner than you think" and sort things out with Peter.
Bernard: Im not ringing that "lowlife" at "this time of night" im still "pumped full of drugs".
Sarah: the bar shuts at "sunrise" you can do it then.
Steve (sitting at there bar): wasn't this on Brotherhood?
When the vicar said to Barney "you may now kiss the bride". He gave his missus a "Pefect Kiss".
John Barnes and Bez were witnesses.
NO Regret wrote:
John Barnes was a witness.
There's only one way to do it; get round the back
ROCKET MICK wrote:
Andrés wrote: anybody knows if the other two were invited??
YES but they were TANKED up and got refused ENTRY!
NO Regret wrote: When the vicar said to Barney "you may now kiss the bride". He gave his missus a "Pefect Kiss".
As long as it wasn't the Kiss of Death...
Snorri xxx
Andrés wrote: anybody knows if the other two were invited??
They were invited but they were so late they arrived at the end of the reception and Mr Disco.
