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Johnny wrote: Fuck that. i ain't goin all the way up there just to catch it a couple of months early
LOST Control AGAIN 
No offence to Edinburgh intended at all,but WTF?!!
Any fookin' premiere should be in whatever is best suitable to Macclesfield/Salford/Manchester,or thereof,surely? It doesn't add up,whatever the fookin' 'arty' reason is
Oh.& I'm biased,as you can see.Again
*Animadversion* wrote: where is glamorganshire in england..like southwest, north, what?
It ain't in England at all...it's in the south of Wales...
Wales is a neighbor of England...on the western coast of the island that they share with Scotland...
Here...have a map...
Wales is also were all the "real" Engerlish are! The current population of England are a load of mongrel french-viking-fuckknowswhat types.
PS, the BIG island is Great Britain. Both islands, plus all the smatterings of rock off the coast are The British Isles, the big Island, plus the difficult bit at the top of Ireland consitute the UK (United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland). There, despite being a seppo, you are now better informed than half the Engerlish spastics I get on the phone in work who want to know why they are ringing a foreign country to find out about UK passports 
(the answers "cos we're not morons" and "Cos everyone in the Bristol and Ashby bases have to be back inside by 7pm" have both narrowly avoided issuing from my gob. Instead we just hang up on the racist fucks.
mymoms side and mostlikely my dads is nothing but family from all over that continent and the surrounding islands..scotland,majorly.of course i havea bad temper which i think stems from the german-dutch side of it all.that was cool to see where that was...
bet you have fun with your job doc.icouldn't dealwith fuckheadslike that all day long. first ,i'd say something really hillbilly american to one and hang up on them. secondly, i would answer and say pizza hut,home of the get robbed after midnight speacial..may i take your order whore?
third,iwould just hang upon every single one, get fired, trash the break room, and go home.
Doctor? wrote: PS, the BIG island is Great Britain. Both islands, plus all the smatterings of rock off the coast are The British Isles, the big Island, plus the difficult bit at the top of Ireland consitute the UK (United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland). There, despite being a seppo, you are now better informed than half the Engerlish spastics I get on the phone in work who want to know why they are ringing a foreign country to find out about UK passports
Er, you are a foreign country, Cambo!
I'm Engerlish.
A Southerner if we're being pedantic.
British at an absolute push.
But fcuk off if I'm any sort of Unionist cnut.
That's as maybe, but the facts are the facts, regardless of any personal opinions. Read the front of your passport you silly man!
You can give this bit of Ireland back to the rest of it any time you like for all I care. But for now, I pay my taxes to the same shower of cunts as you. The difference is, you are allowed to vote for them, we are not.
The homeoffice must be very lax in handing out security clearances to "foreigners" to work on "Britsh" passports.
Frankly, the Scots, N.Irish and Welsh should just get rid of YOU bunch of resource thieving imperialist cunts and get on with it. We'll take the North of Engerland too, that's where the Railways, the computer,and every other Brit invention was created.They also have all the resources. Southerners? They invented yuppies and congestion charges.
I mean if Engerland is so wonderful, how come your (German) Queen wants to hang on to the rest of the bits?
Nationalism is SO tragic. Pride and patriotism yes, but "us good, everyone else bad"? that's just a joke. We're all monkeys, we all ultimately come from Africa, cope with it.
On the occassions when I have mentioned the "union", you seem to always leap at me as if I've shouted "no surrender, no dublin rule Aym proud to be briddish!" or something. I'm not bothered either way, I can't smoke either side of the border, and at least Dublin is still the capital of a nation, not a US state capital, like London is. You seem to assume that because I am, by no fault of my own, considered an "alster pratastant", that I'm somehow a foamy mouthed unionist. By the same token, should I not therefor expect you as an English Cafflick, to be plotting the best way to get gunpowder under parliament?
PS:you're wrong no matter how you cut is as unlike jockland and taffland, we are not even a country.
PPS, did't mean it to come out so adversarial, THAT's why you always start isn't it...I always fucking bite
Doctor? wrote: Wales is also were all the "real" Engerlish are! The current population of England are a load of mongrel french-viking-fuckknowswhat types.
PS, the BIG island is Great Britain. Both islands, plus all the smatterings of rock off the coast are The British Isles, the big Island, plus the difficult bit at the top of Ireland consitute the UK (United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland). There, despite being a seppo, you are now better informed than half the Engerlish spastics I get on the phone in work who want to know why they are ringing a foreign country to find out about UK passports
(the answers "cos we're not morons" and "Cos everyone in the Bristol and Ashby bases have to be back inside by 7pm" have both narrowly avoided issuing from my gob. Instead we just hang up on the racist fucks.
Angle-Saxons/English were never Celtic which the Welsh, Irish and Scottish are, but Germanic.
Subsequent Danish and Norman, read French Knights who still thought they were Vikings, invasions actually had very limited impact on the composition on the English population.
The real English are the English or at a stretch Germans. ;)
Well Old English basically is Old German and I can actually read that reasonably well.
Genetic studies bear out my statement, the current population of England are mainly the offspring of the invaders, the natives who legged it ended up largely in Wales, the far North and the Borders.
The term "Celt" is a meaningless one, from the Greek for the people of the Danube's headwaters in the alps.
It was FIRST used to describe anyone in the British Isles in 1792 by a bunch of London ponces holding a ficticioud druidic ceremony on Primrose Hill and claiming they were re-enacting something (which they were not).
The oldest collective term for the people of the entire island grouping, is the Roman "Britanni".
The word "Celtic" was previously used as a word of convenience by a seventeenth century Welsh linguist to describe the languages of these islands and Britany.
The culture we now refer to as "celtic" is not actually one based on geneology, it's more a lifesyle that spread through several otherwise distinct peoples.
Interestingly, "celtic" design has some echoes with Indian art, and I am told by a MA in music I know, that Irish music is more closely related to Indian music,than either is related to anything else, by a huge margin. Though the tonalities vary greatly, both have simillar concepts, for instance the Jigg and Reel standards, are frighteningly like the Ragues (or Raghs or rags) used in Indian music, they are "templates" of scales, rhythms,rules,and even tunings which are specific to times of day, times of year, specific ocassions and so on, but which allow massive improvisation with many players.
Which was kind of what I was going to say... :)
Celtic, like most 'ethnic' concpets, is a largely empty word, ready to be filled with whatever (ridiculous and occasioanlly scary) significance people care to give it...
Snorri xxx
Snorrimon wrote: Which was kind of what I was going to say...
When posting that under one of my (admittedly better) rants, you need to consider professional help
I did say 'kind of'... :) And in my defence it is very early... And it wasn't computer- or muisc-related... I think I might get away with a spot of care in the community...
Snorri xxx
Doctor? wrote: Genetic studies bear out my statement, the current population of England are mainly the offspring of the invaders, the natives who legged it ended up largely in Wales, the far North and the Borders.
The term "Celt" is a meaningless one, from the Greek for the people of the Danube's headwaters in the alps.
It was FIRST used to describe anyone in the British Isles in 1792 by a bunch of London ponces holding a ficticioud druidic ceremony on Primrose Hill and claiming they were re-enacting something (which they were not).
The oldest collective term for the people of the entire island grouping, is the Roman "Britanni".
The word "Celtic" was previously used as a word of convenience by a seventeenth century Welsh linguist to describe the languages of these islands and Britany.
The culture we now refer to as "celtic" is not actually one based on geneology, it's more a lifesyle that spread through several otherwise distinct peoples.
Interestingly, "celtic" design has some echoes with Indian art, and I am told by a MA in music I know, that Irish music is more closely related to Indian music,than either is related to anything else, by a huge margin. Though the tonalities vary greatly, both have simillar concepts, for instance the Jigg and Reel standards, are frighteningly like the Ragues (or Raghs or rags) used in Indian music, they are "templates" of scales, rhythms,rules,and even tunings which are specific to times of day, times of year, specific ocassions and so on, but which allow massive improvisation with many players.
Fair enough. I just did a quick web search. There is a theory with evidence that there is actually only one British people with different levels on interbreeding by subsequent invaders.
NOOLigan wrote:
Tair enough. I just did a quick web search. There is a theory with evidence that there is actually only one British people with different levels on interbreeding by subsequent invaders.
Based on relative recesivity of the ginger gene I'd wager. 
When Jarvis reads that link he'll spontaneously combust.
(and in doing so, shut down half of London and get nicked as a terrorist)
Johnny wrote: Fuck that. i ain't goin all the way up there just to catch it a couple of months early
This is the man who had a go at me for not going to the Sydney premiere. ;)
NOOLigan wrote:
Johnny wrote: Fuck that. i ain't goin all the way up there just to catch it a couple of months early
This is the man who had a go at me for not going to the Sydney premiere. ;)
But Australia's really small
Sydney's what, 3 days through dingo infested wildreness?
And back to movie premieres in a further 5 posts... Oh hang on, we're doing Aussie stereotypes now...
Bruce xxx
Doctor? wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
Johnny wrote: Fuck that. i ain't goin all the way up there just to catch it a couple of months early
This is the man who had a go at me for not going to the Sydney premiere. ;)
But Australia's really small
Sydney's what, 3 days through dingo infested wildreness?
Only four hours away, well three if I'm driving, but now it seems I'll be going to the Melbourne premiere which is a 10 hour drive. lol
It is a bit faster if I catch a Kangaroo.
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: What, no aeroplanes in Australia???
Qantas is the flying Kangaroo, silly. ;)
