hooky signs up for reality tv show
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King John Honest John wrote: bad lads army. he's committed crimes. he was in Revenge for gods sake.
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King John Honest John wrote: bad lads army. he's committed crimes. he was in Revenge for gods sake.
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[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote: never gonna happen ever
See that it doesn't!
Doctor? wrote:
[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote: never gonna happen ever
See that it doesn't!
don't worry about it, i will
[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote:
Doctor? wrote:
[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote: never gonna happen ever
See that it doesn't!
don't worry about it, i will
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Knew you'd prove yer worth as an inside man sooner or later ;)
first Bez, now Hooky. either that or Barney and Steve will have a show to audition for a new bassist.
[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote:
Doctor? wrote:
[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote: never gonna happen ever
See that it doesn't!
don't worry about it, i will
He already has....I'M A CELEBRITY...GET ME THE FOOK OUT OF HERE!
MONTY,Sue and Bob too! wrote: NOMINATIONS for BB....Hooky,Ian Brown,Shaun Ryder,Robbie,OASIS and BLUR.
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ohgod no...not those people in one house together...thatd be the mistakeof a life time..especially oasis...i'd rather see a bunch of cats(the animal) in a house that dont get along with each otheralong with chimpanzees who had to feed and take care of them.
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FC Can Can Man wrote: He is so headed for Celeb BB.
except for one minor detail. no one in the real world has heard of him. therefore. DEFINITELY NOT a celebrity.
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Missy Jem wrote: Bass idol :-S
Bone Idol,more like!
Musicians,pah!
Gerra proper job down pit! ![]()
Boatraceface wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: Bass idol :-S
Bone Idol,more like! Musicians,pah! Gerra proper job down pit!
i was a dj in 4th year juniors. i grew out of it.
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FC Can Can Man wrote: He is so headed for Celeb BB.
he's already been offered it.. he said no.. make of that what you will.
Boatraceface wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: Bass idol :-S
Bone Idol,more like! Musicians,pah! Gerra proper job down pit!
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MONTY,Sue and Bob too! wrote: NOMINATIONS for BB....Hooky,Ian Brown,Shaun Ryder,Robbie,OASIS and BLUR.
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Plus, Barney and Steve! I want to see them push Robbie out!![]()
Indeed!
Sub-Cultured wrote:
MONTY,Sue and Bob too! wrote: NOMINATIONS for BB....Hooky,Ian Brown,Shaun Ryder,Robbie,OASIS and BLUR.
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Plus, Barney and Steve! I want to see them push Robbie out!
Indeed!
Hey, if Steve's on it I'll be watching that no matter who else is in it. :p
Indeed!
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[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote:
FC Can Can Man wrote: He is so headed for Celeb BB.
he's already been offered it.. he said no.. make of that what you will.
Never take the first offer,
they'll come back with more..
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Let's be honest, it would be fucking hilarious to see Hooky shred all the shallow F-listers.
But he'd be tainted by their evil, become one of them simply by asociation.
They asked him last time, he recommended Bez
If I want a Hooky based reality show it would simply be a fly on the wall documentary purely about the making of a record, and maybe some gigging, nothing about Jack or Heather or the Mrs's or feuds with annoying vocalists....but sadly these days it's ilegal to make a TV show without a minimum 30% soap content, presumably to capture the "female: IQ 0-40" demographic or something.
It's wank I tell thee, WANK!
Once upon a time a program about Lions would inform you about Lions, now it's an hour long episode of serengeti-enders about how "dave" the Lion facnies "suzie" the Lioness. ARRRRRRRGGHHHHH
even Dr Who has it's 30% now, don't people understand that folks watch sci-fi to AVOID the same old mundane crap! They can have the assistant's Ma in the TARDIS when a Dalek asks to be served in the Queen vic, or Enid Sharples regenerates as an evil overlord intent on the subjugation of weatherfield AND NOT BEFORE.
/soapbox /foaming
Doctor? wrote: ARRRRRRRGGHHHHH
even Dr Who has it's 30% now, don't people understand that folks watch sci-fi to AVOID the same old mundane crap! They can have the assistant's Ma in the TARDIS when a Dalek asks to be served in the Queen vic, or Enid Sharples regenerates as an evil overlord intent on the subjugation of weatherfield AND NOT BEFORE.
But as Russell T. is bound to tell you, "it's not soap, it's drama!"
No matter what you call it though, it's still the same ole mush. :smoker2:
I say bring back Albert Tatlock and Minnie Caldwell as Daleks and see if the Doctor survives...
'Anyone fancy a Jelly Baby?'
'Nope, but a tot of rum for me and a milk stout for Minnie would be grand lad' (in Dalek voice)
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