OMG I MET BARNEY!!!!!! BEAUTIFUL BARNEY!!

ive been a fan for 15 years and i was on holiday and guess who popped up next to me at the hotel restaurant? OMG OMG!!!!! he is so beautiful!!! im in love with him more now than i was before!!! look at how gorgeous his hair is!!! weeee!!

btw thats him on the left, not the bird. ha hahahaha hahah

got bad news for you love.lead singer of new order is lighter skinned and pissed up and your parrot you've got there dont need an autocue

:( frown
:) smile
:\ohwell: Oh well...
:\oops: Oops!
:\party: Party!
:\peek: Peeking
:\pimp: pimp
:\pimp2: pimp
:\pimp3: pimp
:\pissedoff: Pissed Off
This is funny

And I was so envious...

What restaurant in Bedrock?

Indeed*!*

Al Murray wrote: Right, parrot caption competition time.

Winner gets £40 from BIGINOIL.

ermm...

"Fuckinell... the birds are rough round 'ere"

'I bet she likes a Cock-or-two'

(I'll get me pacamac)

"Do you know ALFIE? I've heard he's a bit of a charmer"

"Lets face it...the birds are the driving force...."