Strange story

2 years and a half ago, I almost got out with a girl from Macclesfield, long story that I won't tell here, out of respect for her.

And she fucking knew Stephen Morris !!! At least, a former boyfriend of hers was good friends with Stephen, had worked at his dad's company and, well, sometimes they would meet in the street and talk...

I went to Macclesfield but didn't run through him or any New Order member...

The thing is, she was in love with me but I wasn't. Can you imagine the dilemma ?!

Just kidding, though, there was no real dilemma. But, to think that, if I had fallen in love with her... For a NO fan, you have to admit it's quite tempting.

Anyway, no regret as I wouldn't trade my present (and forever) girlfriend for anything...

Geoff - I thought I was a bit mad until I read that story. You could have married the woman in question, then divorced her after getting pally with Stevey boy Morris and making a guest appearance on Get Ready. Geoff, if things had gone well, New Order might have used your song like Temptation to open with at the new gigs. Then at the end of the gig, people would have openly wept and cheered your name.

You could have come on at the end for on encore of 'We Are the Robots'

Don't say that, huntsy boy...

I'm fucking devastated now...

And maybe, just maybe, it would have been me, instead of Billy Corgan.

And maybe I even would have become a full time member...

Oh boy, you better not thinh about it... :)

Originally posted by Geoffroy Klompkes Don't say that, huntsy boy...I'm fucking devastated now...And maybe, just maybe, it would have been me, instead of Billy Corgan.And maybe I even would have become a full time member...Oh boy, you better not think about it... :)

Geoff - that story was so good I've copied it and am going to send it to a few of my friends. The insane storyline, combined with the Belgian/English attempts, sad ending and complicated love triangle made it a surefire winner.

To be honest G, I can't even understand it... I might read it backwards and have another go.

Any more of them up your sleeve I'd be pleased to here them.

ONLY TOGETHER CAN WE KEEP THIS SITE ALIVE (+ various other members)

Originally posted by Huntsman Geoff - that story was so good I've copied it and am going to send it to a few of my friends. The insane storyline, combined with the Belgian/English attempts, sad ending and complicated love triangle made it a surefire winner.To be honest G, I can't even understand it... I might read it backwards and have another go.Any more of them up your sleeve I'd be pleased to here them.ONLY TOGETHER CAN WE KEEP THIS SITE ALIVE (+ various other members)

what didn't you understand ? I'll try to explain...

This site is living again, yipee !

I'll try to think of some other good stories

Geoff, I'm pulling your pipe. I do get the gist of it, was just trying to convey how it was perceived i.e. how it reads to English speaking people.

erm, not that I can speak French (or Belgian).

Originally posted by Huntsman Geoff, I'm pulling your pipe. I do get the gist of it, was just trying to convey how it was perceived i.e. how it reads to English speaking people.erm, not that I can speak French (or Belgian).

"pulling my pipe" ?!?! Huntsy, speaking of french, do you know what this means, literally translated in french : it means you're giving me a blow job !

BTW, what's with the Peregrine fucker on the overrated topic ?!

I'm on it Geoff - exciting times with the new Falcon. Check it.

(pulling my pipe - northern expression/slang for taking the mick, or only kidding, or pulling your leg. I only receive blow jobs... sorry)

Originally posted by Huntsman I'm on it Geoff - exciting times with the new Falcon. Check it.(pulling my pipe - northern expression/slang for taking the mick, or only kidding, or pulling your leg. I only receive blow jobs... sorry)

:)

I'm checking over there and you mentioned "This Corrosion". Was it on purpose, I mean do you know it's from those gloomy Sisters of Mercy ?

Oh dear - good tip Geoff, trying my best - slipped up on that one. Never mind, I meant well.

Originally posted by Huntsman Oh dear - good tip Geoff, trying my best - slipped up on that one. Never mind, I meant well.

Well, Mission's Wayne Hussey used to be in the Sisters Of Mercy (I was a teen at the time, so I know these silly details) but wasn'y there anymore at the time of that song.

.. tell you what's funny Geoff, after you quite rightly stated that the site had been asleep for a few days - this is one of the best couple of hours I've spent here. I hope the regulars check out the links we've been looking at - the Pedigree Falcon things been brilliant. What a cock he really is.

And just when things looked bad.

Can't comment on any Sisters or Mission shit, not clued up enough about that.

'Gonna have to get back to work - good luck against the Scots (even though I'll be supporting them).

Great fun indeed. I have to get back to work too. Take care, bro... :)

Hornpipes and Cuntsman so glad I livened up your site and gave u 2 hours of some of the best fun you've ever had. Speak to you later ladies.

Originally posted by Peregrine Underfoot Hornpipes and Cuntsman so glad I livened up your site and gave u 2 hours of some of the best fun you've ever had. Speak to you later ladies.

The boy don't half know how to throw an insult....

Can't igure out why I'm called hornspipe though. It's quite obvious I'm Belgian and don't have any relation to Scotland (Belgium won, by the way...)

Just putting this thread on top according to the 'Celebrating' thread.