To quote international on New Order.
New Order should never have been called New Order.
Bernard Sumner should have never have been a lead singer.
Joy Division's survivors should have never have made dance music.
New Order should never have composed the best selling 12 inch record of all times.
New Order should never have disguised themselves as hard rockers for the Touched by the hand of God video.
US kids addicted to MTV should never have taken it for granted.
New Order should never have earnt a lot of money, only to be bankrupted because of the Hacienda, their club in Manchester.
The Hacienda should never have opened.
The Hacienda should never have closed.
New Order never properly signed with Tony Wilson from Factory Records but followed all the label's history, from the punk debuts to the Acid House ending.
New Order should never have signed in the US of A on Q west, Quincy Jones' soul music label, by Quincy thought that it was "the best Brit band ! Much better than the Sex Pistols!".
Suppose New Order hadn't written Blue Monday, Neil Tennant would never have founded the Pet Shop Boys.
He would still be a journalist.
New Order don't use make up like The Cure, don't dress up like Depeche Mode and don't have haircuts like the Human league.
New Order are a serious band, bu they weren't afraid to compose the official British anthem for the World Cup 1990.
England should never have lost this World Cup, Any World
Cup.
New Order can be outrageously cold like hard dance. Never narrow minded.
New Order doesn't dance, but really likes it anyway.
They stood there, without saying a word to their audience. It was cool.
Nowadays they spend most of their time talking & doing encores every night. It's cool.
New Order is a weird band: Peter Hook has a strange way to hold his bass, Steven to use his drums, Barney to dance and Gillian to, uh, well Gillian you know.
If Ian Curtis hadn't commited suicide, New Order would never have existed.
If New Order hadn't played in New-York, they would never discovered Larry Levan's Paradise Garage and John Jellybean Benitez's Fun House.
pretty much sums up that new order is fecking genius, but not the best. Pretty close though.