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Wouldn't it be just superior if NO got the 'crazy' idea to take one of their finest songs from the past and apply new treatment ... in a similar way to 'Temptation' and 'Confusion' on 'Subbuteo' except this time do it well. (after all, were they not aware of how the original Confusion highlighted the tacky effort on the dire new version?).

In a way they used to treat alternative versions of their own songs to maximise the full capacity of the song 'BLT, TPK' etc. surely they could create an entire album with new sounds, different playing, a new soul to the songs? ... I'm thinking (well, dreaming) ...

1. 5-8-6
2. Leave My Pies Alone
3. Tempting Myself Far Too Much
4. Everything Just Went Brown
5. Teeth Paste
6. BL&Tomato
7. As Soon as I can Think
8. My Point Has Vanished
9. Turn My Feet
10. Regret I mentioned It
11. Love Will Tear Our Shoes
12. Atmospheric Weather Conditions

I'm not talking re-mixes using the same gear with a 4-on-the-floor banging 'choon behind it. I'm suggesting an entirely new method of playing the song but enhancing the original most beautiful flavours.

This would be far better than any Re-cycle package surely? ... or at least a nice topping. Or even, release Re-cycle and release this! ... the possibilties are huge and extremely cumbersome even for the thinnest mammal.

I fear that in view of the fact that the band members are all in their late 90's, if they devoted time and energy to a project like that, they might never get around to recording anything new.

Gosh, I thought of it too! You own me a tread, pal! But seriously I think it's a top idea. I would love to hear new versions (or "reworkings") of, say:

Love vigilantes (the "Truly Country&Western" mix) Procession (the "Procession moves on the shouting is over" mix) Thieves like us (the " I still live my life on pills" mix) Dream attack (the "Ibiza all over again" mix) Paradise (the "sha-la-la-less" mix)

Wouldn't it be great?

Well George I'd be happy for more 'Sha-la-la-la-la's' on any NO songs I am particularly keen at any attempt they make to mimick Motown.

I wasn't aware all of the band members were almost 100, I thought Hook Nose was in his sixties? - The question is, having a back catalogue that is almost flawless (with the minor exceptions included on 'The Republican') could it be that a re-worked classic is worthy of taking the place of an okay new song? ... it's a sacrifice but that never stopped Eltonic John achieve success outside of his undies.

'6Miles to the Gallon' or an outstanding re-worked 'Face-up to it' ... mmmmm ...

Numbers 2 and 12 in your original FORCAST sound splendid. Although in 2 s case surely the HOLLANDS PIE remix or 12s MICHAEL FISH WOT HURRICANE mix should be considered. RM ..i had not realised i am almost 100.

Originally posted by mick Numbers 2 and 12 in your original FORCAST sound splendid.Although in 2 s case surely the HOLLANDS PIE remix or 12sMICHAEL FISH WOT HURRICANE mix should be considered.RM ..i had not realised i am almost 100.

F*!k off, your at least in your 150's ... who are you kidding.

Jorge I'm gob-smacked we have been in the TEXT ERA for the past 3 or 4 years and your command of the Enlglaterre parlance is far superior to mine and I'm a native.

L8RS m8

By the way, Hunts, I'm a little surprised you included Turn My Back to the Wall; didn't they just do that?

Originally posted by Patrick By the way, Hunts, I'm a little surprised you included Turn My Back to the Wall; didn't they just do that?

I removed an in-brackets comment on TMW in the hope someone would comment. Yes, that's right my friend - being the greediest man in the world I immediately placed TMW into the all-time greatest top 20 and thus, it merits inclusion. There are more than 15 ways to skin a rabbit, and I am confident that TMW has great capacity to be hung, drawn and possible quartered.

That's not to say the original isn't perfect ... which it is. (Pumpkin 'n all).

Originally posted by Huntsman The question is, having a back catalogue that is almost flawless (with the minor exceptions included on 'The Republican') could it be that a re-worked classic is worthy of taking the place of an okay new song? ... it's a sacrifice but that never stopped Eltonic John achieve success outside of his undies.

The Republican has potentially good songs in it, but it is spoiled by Mr Hague's production. So, my proposal would be to re-record this album completely and to let the Order produce it themselves. Let's see what would happen then...

Regarding the good back catalogue, the exercise might be interesting as well, but I doubt it will deliver remarkable results. Yet, improvements are always possible: just listen to the magnificent live version of KW1 (or the BBC recording) with the music taking off after the second verse.

Cyclops KW1 with music taking off? ... this is my point. All of the little nuances NO have created by playing the songs often could be made into splendid new versions.

I take your point about Republic, I too would enjoy a re-working and hope they leave off that rap thing.

Just wondering what people have against 60 miles an hour. I think its a really great track and I've noticed that alot of people I know who aren't necessarily New Order fans have commented on how good this song is when I've been playing it.

Originally posted by Brendan Sun Just wondering what people have against 60 miles an hour. I think its a really great track and I've noticed that alot of people I know who aren't necessarily New Order fans have commented on how good this song is when I've been playing it.

It isn't an 'outstanding' NO song, and as such, succumbs to the odd joke or three.. It is a credible song though, which is possibly where the problem stems. With NO setting such high standards they really have to produce magic to appease the fans.

Originally posted by Hank Wiseass©
Jorge I'm gob-smacked we have been in the TEXT ERA for the past 3 or 4 years and your command of the Enlglaterre parlance is far superior to mine and I'm a native.L8RS m8

You must be joking! Still, me english should be a wee little better than your (less than) average portuguese, methinks, ahahahahahahahahah!

George você aprecía consumir biscoitos e queijo ou fá-lo prefere apenas snacks claros e Pringles?

I may not understand Portuguese, Huntsy, but you can't fool me, you're talking about Pringles again!

Originally posted by Huntsman George você aprecía consumir biscoitos e queijo ou fá-lo prefere apenas snacks claros e Pringles?

My guess is he prefers pringles.

huntsy is teeth face true faith...i haven't seen you do that one before

oopps how out teeth paste not face

Originally posted by JORGE TEIXEIRA > Originally posted by Hank Wiseass©
Jorge I'm gob-smacked we have been in the TEXT ERA for the past 3 or 4 years and your command of the Enlglaterre parlance is far superior to mine and I'm a native.L8RS m8

You must be joking! Still, me english should be a wee little better than your (less than) average portuguese, methinks, ahahahahahahahahah!

No, I am a native, I'll check with Rocket to make sure but I'm certain Liverpool counts.

Originally posted by Patrick I may not understand Portuguese, Huntsy, but you can't fool me, you're talking about Pringles again!

Was it the bit that said Pringles that gave it away? it was for me.:D

Originally posted by Huntsman George você aprecía consumir biscoitos e queijo ou fá-lo prefere apenas snacks claros e Pringles?

The correct sentence would be: "você gosta de biscoitos e queijo ou prefere apenas snacks da "Pringle"? Still I'll give you 14 out of 20 for the effort, lad!

Originally posted by Hank Wiseass©
> Originally posted by Huntsman> George você aprecía consumir biscoitos e queijo ou fá-lo prefere apenas snacks claros e Pringles?> >

My guess is he prefers pringles.

NO I DON'T!

Originally posted by Hank Wiseass©
> Originally posted by Patrick> I may not understand Portuguese, Huntsy, but you can't fool me, you're talking about Pringles again!>

Was it the bit that said Pringles that gave it away? it was for me.:D

I confess! You've found me out!

Sorry George, I was trying to speak the lingo and ended up with egg surrounding my chins.

For Jimbob and for all who could not decipher the NO song code ... Teeth Paste is indeed True Fat. I could not think of a good name for that one and remembered I've ran out of Sensodyne.

Originally posted by Patrick > Originally posted by Hank Wiseass©
> Originally posted by Patrick> I may not understand Portuguese, Huntsy, but you can't fool me, you're talking about Pringles again!>

Was it the bit that said Pringles that gave it away? it was for me.:D

I confess! You've found me out!

They don't call him wise arse for nothing.

Originally posted by JORGE TEIXEIRA > Originally posted by Huntsman> George você aprecía consumir biscoitos e queijo ou fá-lo prefere apenas snacks claros e Pringles?> >

The correct sentence would be: "você gosta de biscoitos e queijo ou prefere apenas snacks da "Pringle"? Still I'll give you 14 out of 20 for the effort, lad!

I like the autentico touch with 'lad' at the end, were you taught English by a Scouser, Kidda?

George, pesaroso tentar outra vez Portugese mas, se você comer a carne... você prefere o bacon ou os peixes?

Originally posted by Huntsman George, pesaroso tentar outra vez Portugese mas, se você comer a carne... você prefere o bacon ou os peixes?

Bacon, Huntsy? I thought you avoided things like that!

As HUNTSMANIA rightly points out i am nearly 200.Thus being from LIVERPOOL would not count as being ENGLISH then but now is OK.As for PRINGLES i must say that only salted crisp in which YOU add the salt from a small blue bag should be included in such conversations.I come back from gettin my pension and find this whole FORUM is dropping in VALID subjects again.Please stick to to topics and don't be ageist.Or i will send my DAD round.STEPHENSON'S ROCKET to his FRIENDS. RM

Ps is this the PROPER sensible FORUM i have stumbled across? RM RIP

Originally posted by mick As HUNTSMANIA rightly points out i am nearly 200.Thus being from LIVERPOOL would not count as being ENGLISH then but now is OK.As for PRINGLES i must say that only salted crisp in which YOU add the salt from a small blue bag should be included in such conversations.I come back from gettin my pension and find this whole FORUM is dropping in VALID subjects again.Please stick to to topics and don't be ageist.Or i will send my DAD round.STEPHENSON'S ROCKET to his FRIENDS.RM

I wondered where you'd disappeared to, Rocket Man.

Originally posted by mick Ps is this the PROPER sensible FORUM i have stumbled across?RM RIP

No, that's in 'General Chat'.

If you have anything stupid to say then tell us, otherwise go and talk sensibly in the other room egg face.

Originally posted by Patrick > Originally posted by Huntsman> George, pesaroso tentar outra vez Portugese mas, se você comer a carne... você prefere o bacon ou os peixes? > > >

Bacon, Huntsy? I thought you avoided things like that!

I thought quorn and sosmix wasn't as funny as bacon and fish. I didn't know you spoke spanish?

HI Patrick i had just gone to change my name or was it my pants? TR

Originally posted by TEAM ROCKET HI Patrick i had just gone to change my name or was it my pants?TR

I thought you'd only worn them 5 times?

SUITS YOU SIR!

Originally posted by Huntsman > Originally posted by Patrick> > > > Originally posted by Huntsman> > George, pesaroso tentar outra vez Portugese mas, se você comer a carne... você prefere o bacon ou os peixes? > > > > > > >

Bacon, Huntsy? I thought you avoided things like that!

I thought quorn and sosmix wasn't as funny as bacon and fish. I didn't know you spoke spanish?

Only certain special words, Huntsy.

Originally posted by TEAM ROCKET HI Patrick i had just gone to change my name or was it my pants?TR

Just so long as you don't change your mind, Rocket Man.

Originally posted by Huntsman George, pesaroso tentar outra vez Portugese mas, se você comer a carne... você prefere o bacon ou os peixes?

hahahahahahahahahaha

Originally posted by JORGE TEIXEIRA > Originally posted by Huntsman> George, pesaroso tentar outra vez Portugese mas, se você comer a carne... você prefere o bacon ou os peixes? > > >

hahahahahahahahahaha

Is there a hidden meaning here? Fish? Hmmm.

It depends whether or not 'everything' has an additional meaning ... take from it what you will, I simply asked our friend George if he enjoyed bacon or fish the best.

Originally posted by Huntsman It depends whether or not 'everything' has an additional meaning ... take from it what you will, I simply asked our friend George if he enjoyed bacon or fish the best.

But instead of answering, he found the question highly amusing for some reason.

Originally posted by Patrick > Originally posted by Huntsman> It depends whether or not 'everything' has an additional meaning ... take from it what you will, I simply asked our friend George if he enjoyed bacon or fish the best.> >

But instead of answering, he found the question highly amusing for some reason.

You might need to research Spanish humour a little, which cites the common bull as an animal to be scoffed at, or indeed to be scoffed. I realise the initial post wasn't the best joke ever heard but when I was at the translator I panicked.

Errm, Jorge, as most Portuguese people do speak mostly Portuguese, it is the Spaniards like me who speak Spanish. ;)

Originally posted by Huber Errm, Jorge, as most Portuguese people do speak mostly Portuguese, it is the Spaniards like me who speak Spanish. ;)

Well, I've been up to Scotland and within minutes was able to communicate perfectly well with only a small phrase book to hand.

Originally posted by Huntsman > Originally posted by Patrick> > > > Originally posted by Huntsman> > It depends whether or not 'everything' has an additional meaning ... take from it what you will, I simply asked our friend George if he enjoyed bacon or fish the best.> > > > >

But instead of answering, he found the question highly amusing for some reason.

You might need to research Spanish humour a little, which cites the common bull as an animal to be scoffed at, or indeed to be scoffed. I realise the initial post wasn't the best joke ever heard but when I was at the translator I panicked.

I thought bacon came from pigs?

Could we go back to the topic?

Originally posted by Oh, I've got green eyes Could we go back to the topic?

What topic?

Originally posted by Patrick > Originally posted by Oh, I've got green eyes> Could we go back to the topic?

What topic?

That's a good question, thanks for asking :)

Originally posted by Huntsman It depends whether or not 'everything' has an additional meaning ... take from it what you will, I simply asked our friend George if he enjoyed bacon or fish the best.

I had to read it in plain english to understand!

Originally posted by Patrick > Originally posted by Huntsman> It depends whether or not 'everything' has an additional meaning ... take from it what you will, I simply asked our friend George if he enjoyed bacon or fish the best.> >

But instead of answering, he found the question highly amusing for some reason.

See previous answer: I laughed 'cause I didn't understand what the heck he was tryin' to say! So tell me, Hunts, is that your pick-up line when you're hollydaying in Algarve? For your sake I hope it isn't!

No, I usually try and guess their star sign. If that fails (current ration approx. less than 1% success) I offer them the opportunity to dine with me and exchange pleasantries on mysterious beasts (like the Crakan from Clash of the Titans or the Beast of Bodmin Moor). That usually does the trick. Incidentally, the Algarve is a very nice place, however the sea temperature when bathing isn't worth boasting about.

Patrick, as you well know I do not consume my animal friends, so accordingly my geography on meat-to-animal is lacking. Like maths, I could never see the point in learning a subject if you are never going to use it.

... also geography, and maybe pyshics (and possibly other languages) ... and cross-country running.

Originally posted by Huntsman No, I usually try and guess their star sign. If that fails (current ration approx. less than 1% success) I offer them the opportunity to dine with me and exchange pleasantries on mysterious beasts (like the Crakan from Clash of the Titans or the Beast of Bodmin Moor). That usually does the trick.

You should try talking to them about NO

Well, it worked for Grigory!!!:evil2: then again he´s got the manic stare and the unkempt long beard, a veritable babe magnet!

Now there we have a good thread I won´t open: Has anyone ever pulled since 1997 by mentioning New Order? I think not!

Originally posted by Huber > Originally posted by Huntsman> No, I usually try and guess their star sign. If that fails (current ration approx. less than 1% success) I offer them the opportunity to dine with me and exchange pleasantries on mysterious beasts (like the Crakan from Clash of the Titans or the Beast of Bodmin Moor). That usually does the trick. > >

Now there we have a good thread I won´t open: Has anyone ever pulled since 1997 by mentioning New Order? I think not!

Seb Briggs, apparently! and she's a young blonde cutie.

Oh and a girl once told me she thought I was cool because I wore New Order T-shirts but she got off with me mate and this was prior to 1997

Here's one for you ... my bird thinks Ian Curtis is 'cool' and that JD material 'kicks arse'. Who am I to complain? - if we're out in the bomber 'Digital', 'Shadowplay' and 'Transmission' are often played at full blast with the bass in the danger zone.

The last time we were out we had a heated discussion over the JD compliation 'Permanent'. The track listing states that track 1 is the original LWTUA and that the last track (14) is LWTUA 'permanent mix'. Well then, they are the wrong way 'round. Try telling that to my bird! ... But bird, the drums are new sounding, there's a backing vocal on the chorus, listen to that added synth on the bridge ... nop!, that's definitely the original mix.

Repeat, until fade.

Originally posted by Huntsman No, I usually try and guess their star sign. If that fails (current ration approx. less than 1% success) I offer them the opportunity to dine with me and exchange pleasantries on mysterious beasts (like the Crakan from Clash of the Titans or the Beast of Bodmin Moor). That usually does the trick. Incidentally, the Algarve is a very nice place, however the sea temperature when bathing isn't worth boasting about.Patrick, as you well know I do not consume my animal friends, so accordingly my geography on meat-to-animal is lacking. Like maths, I could never see the point in learning a subject if you are never going to use it.

Well, Clash of the Titans, Huntsy, that certainly brings back memories.

It was the last great 'stop-motion' epic. Movies seemed to then progress to computer world which sometimes looked worse, except Tron, which was ace but had a baffling storyline.

Personally, nothing can top the Sinbad films, especially his duel with the various skeletons. Ray Harryhausan was and still is a genius. He gave a talk about 10 minutes from where I work and I missed it! ... evidently he had one of the skeletons on show!

This is what I can't understand:

1. Why nobody has made a modern day Sinbad movie where they veer off course and crash land onto an island dominated by mythical beasts. They (obviously) have to walk deep into the island to retrieve some non-specific item in order for them to power the rowing boat back up to rescue the 'gal. Mix that with top-class effects and a great classic score and you've got a billion dollar industry. What about 'Sinbad and the Voyage to Unearth the Magma-monkey'.

2. Why nobody has made a massive war film with all the current stars in like they used to in the 50's and 60's? ... As they used to, irrespective of their army role, each of the stars characters could shine through to win the day ... Sandra Bullock, for instance, could pilot a spitfire and Nicholas Cage could command a Panzer or possibly a sub. Jim Carrey would make an outstanding foot soldier.

Just a few thoughts anyway.

Originally posted by Huntsman Here's one for you ... my bird thinks Ian Curtis is 'cool' and that JD material 'kicks arse'. Who am I to complain? - if we're out in the bomber 'Digital', 'Shadowplay' and 'Transmission' are often played at full blast with the bass in the danger zone. The last time we were out we had a heated discussion over the JD compliation 'Permanent'. The track listing states that track 1 is the original LWTUA and that the last track (14) is LWTUA 'permanent mix'. Well then, they are the wrong way 'round. Try telling that to my bird! ... But bird, the drums are new sounding, there's a backing vocal on the chorus, listen to that added synth on the bridge ... nop!, that's definitely the original mix.Repeat, until fade.

I like the way you steered back on topic we were in danger of falling down a precipice, did you leave a trail of petals behind?

Originally posted by Huntsman It was the last great 'stop-motion' epic. Movies seemed to then progress to computer world which sometimes looked worse, except Tron, which was ace but had a baffling storyline.Personally, nothing can top the Sinbad films, especially his duel with the various skeletons. Ray Harryhausan was and still is a genius. He gave a talk about 10 minutes from where I work and I missed it! ... evidently he had one of the skeletons on show!This is what I can't understand:1) Why nobody has made a modern day Sinbad movie where they veer off course and crash land onto an island dominated by mythical beasts. They (obviously) have to walk deep into the island to retrieve some non-specific item in order for them to power the rowing boat back up to rescue the 'gal. Mix that with top-class effects and a great classic score and you've got a billion dollar industry. What about 'Sinbad and the Voyage to Unearth the Magma-monkey'.2) Why nobody has made a massive war film with all the current stars in like they used to in the 50's and 60's? ... As they used to, irrespective of their army role, each of the stars characters could shine through to win the day ... Sandra Bullock, for instance, could pilot a spitfire and Nicholas Cage could command a Panzer or possibly a sub. Jim Carrey would make an outstanding foot soldier.Just a few thoughts anyway.

Kelly Brooke would make for a great heaving cleavage in one of those animal skin bikinis, would she have to speak though?

Thank you Hank ... I figured if I put that one-line in it may masquerade the slight deviations.

maybe not.

Could DENNIS HOPPER play a cameo role as a deluded ex-'NAM veteran and kill everyone?Also what about the dead but lovely HATTIE JAKES.....she could be used as the foothills when led on her back! TR FILM 1937.

Kelly Brooke and Hatty Jacques in the same war film is enough to make my eyes water. Obviously Hatty will have to be digital like Jar-Jar Binks but that shouldn't be a problem, they could take snippits of audio from the carry on fims ... in fact, couldn't Kenneth Williams and Charles Hawtry star alongside as comedy allies?

Originally posted by Huntsman It was the last great 'stop-motion' epic. Movies seemed to then progress to computer world which sometimes looked worse, except Tron, which was ace but had a baffling storyline.Personally, nothing can top the Sinbad films, especially his duel with the various skeletons. Ray Harryhausan was and still is a genius. He gave a talk about 10 minutes from where I work and I missed it! ... evidently he had one of the skeletons on show!This is what I can't understand:1) Why nobody has made a modern day Sinbad movie where they veer off course and crash land onto an island dominated by mythical beasts. They (obviously) have to walk deep into the island to retrieve some non-specific item in order for them to power the rowing boat back up to rescue the 'gal. Mix that with top-class effects and a great classic score and you've got a billion dollar industry. What about 'Sinbad and the Voyage to Unearth the Magma-monkey'.2) Why nobody has made a massive war film with all the current stars in like they used to in the 50's and 60's? ... As they used to, irrespective of their army role, each of the stars characters could shine through to win the day ... Sandra Bullock, for instance, could pilot a spitfire and Nicholas Cage could command a Panzer or possibly a sub. Jim Carrey would make an outstanding foot soldier.Just a few thoughts anyway.

So you're a Ray HarryhausEn fan (sorry for being off topic here, Mister Webmaster Sir, but this interests me)?

By the way, Hunts, back to topic (Mister Webmaster Sir: "hoorray!") Your NO song "titles"... It's been you all along, innit? I mean it's YOU who came up with those dreadful NO b-sides' titles in the 80's, weren't you? Were you actually PAID to come up with those godawful names? "Dub-vulture": You, right? "Shellcock" (what a classic!): You again, huh? "True Dub" (that one says it all really): again the Huntsy, innit? What about "Touched by the hand of Dub", "Fine Line", "Round & Remix"? Come on, don't be shy, it's yer fookin' style, man! Admit it!

That was brill, Jorge!... One of the greatest mysteries of all time explained...the culprit caught red handed...y el elegante cambio de tercio volviendo sabiamente ON TOPIC

V. classy

Originally posted by TEAM ROCKET Could DENNIS HOPPER play a cameo role as a deluded ex-'NAMveteran and kill everyone?Also what about the dead but lovely HATTIE JAKES.....she could be used as the foothills when led on her back! TR FILM 1937.

Spelling man! at least try and make an effort to placate the French.

And Tron! More wonderful memories!

I will not deny nor admit any involvement with the alternative NO song titles.

Phil Tippet (of Jedi fame) was brought in to begin work on Jurrasic Park, after a few months limbering up with a few minotaurs S Spielburger was shown a digital example of a dinosaur. Unfortunately for Phil (and I would imagine the fabulous Raymond), he was shown the door ... and was provided with a suitable skeleton key.

The Ep. 1 Battle Droids, incidentally, were designed after much analysis on the Sinbad skeletons. George was very impressed and influenced by Ray and his plasticine efforts.

George, if you would like to discuss anything off-topic could you please use the 'General Forum' ... I don't think this is the place to be bringing up dinosaurs, daft names of NO records and indeed any debate on asteroids (a cracking snippit I heard the other day about these mighty space rocks).

You're right, Jorge! Perfect Pit! Evil Dust!

Originally posted by Patrick And Tron! More wonderful memories!

Indeed. How very excited I was when I watched this, on bonfire night (Nov. 5th) early eighties with a jacket potato crammed full of vegetarian butter and a pinch of saltitude.

I didn't know what the film was on about then, and after watching it recently I am still non the wiser. All I can decipher is that some gadgie steals a well drawn 3-D bus and sets off to shoot the baddies who drift around blue world in a couple of long boats. The interesting aspect of it all, is that 'Disney' made this film (and Pearl Harbor).

Tron, Sinbad, Clash of the Titans ... such powerful films. What about Flash Gordon (phew what a stinker ... but great!), The Ice Pirates, Trading Places (still, one of the best films in the world ever ... such absolute quality throughout), An American Werewolf in Eggland ... mmmm .... is it hometime yet I wouldn't mind a classic movie night with copious amounts of nibbles.

Well, I think I saw Trading Places, but somehow it doesn't conjure the warm memories that Tron does.

Sorry about the spellin' and the OFF topic but i could not resist such a woman! TR SID JAMES THE PERFECT PIT....my bed.

My favourite episode of the Simpsons is the one with Homer and Bart inside an arcade game. When they come out and are walking around town is mind-blowing. either that one or the one were they freak out squares.

Personally, the snow plough episode hits the spot. The arcade scenes were too much for me to cope with.

Perhaps 'Trading Plaices with other Fish Lovers' is too real P? ... whereas 'Trot' is a fantastic adventure.

Funniest Simpsons scene was during the episdoe were Bush moved into that big house directly oppposite the Simpson's residence and during an outbreak of hostlities things came to a head in an interconnecting sewer pipe running directly between the two properties, during the ensuing fisti-cuffs Homer ran around the interior circumference of the cylindrical form of the pipe and at the point were gravity overtook the force he'd exerted in propelling himself he landed a perfect belly-flop onto the erstwhile President.

Yes! gerrinthere! practical usage of both physics and mathematics, though probably should have been on one of Tabbsy's topics.

Originally posted by Huntsman Personally, the snow plough episode hits the spot. The arcade scenes were too much for me to cope with.Perhaps 'Trading Plaices with other Fish Lovers' is too real P? ... whereas 'Trot' is a fantastic adventure.

Trading Places had Eddie Murphy, is that right H? Perhaps I just don't remember it very well. I remember liking Beverly Hills Cop though.

Originally posted by Huntsman I will not deny nor admit any involvement with the alternative NO song titles.Phil Tippet (of Jedi fame) was brought in to begin work on Jurrasic Park, after a few months limbering up with a few minotaurs S Spielburger was shown a digital example of a dinosaur. Unfortunately for Phil (and I would imagine the fabulous Raymond), he was shown the door ... and was provided with a suitable skeleton key.The Ep. 1 Battle Droids, incidentally, were designed after much analysis on the Sinbad skeletons. George was very impressed and influenced by Ray and his plasticine efforts.George, if you would like to discuss anything off-topic could you please use the 'General Forum' ... I don't think this is the place to be bringing up dinosaurs, daft names of NO records and indeed any debate on asteroids (a cracking snippit I heard the other day about these mighty space rocks).

Awright mate! See you at Behind closed doors then (although the daft NO titles do belong here, don't be such a wuss)

Originally posted by Hank Wiseass©
> Originally posted by JORGE TEIXEIRA> > > > Originally posted by Huntsman> > George você aprecía consumir biscoitos e queijo ou fá-lo prefere apenas snacks claros e Pringles?> > > > >

The correct sentence would be: "você gosta de biscoitos e queijo ou prefere apenas snacks da "Pringle"? Still I'll give you 14 out of 20 for the effort, lad!

I like the autentico touch with 'lad' at the end, were you taught English by a Scouser, Kidda?

Just to finnish this subject here (Yes Mister Webmaster Sir I'm deeply sorry for starting this mess): Yes I was indeed taught by a Merseyside native. His name's Sir Ian McCulloch and he taught me all I needed to know about your little island. Oh and all about Big Egos & Even Bigger Raincoats too, of course!

Patty hire or watch Trading Places, it is an excellent film. Edward Murphy's most special moment, alongside the legendary Daniel Ackroyd, Denholm Elliot and a girl.

George for someone who chooses to speak Portugese, and who lives near spain, you have certainly picked up English well. I cannot allow you to call me a 'wuss', far from it, I am at least a moderate lunatic.

I think you'll find only one 'n' in finish George.

Dear me.

Bleedin' hell do now need to translate to Finish as well?

Should have capitalised the 'f', tsk.

Originally posted by Huntsman I think you'll find only one 'n' in finish George.Dear me.

You're right as rain, as always. Maybe I was thinking of our friends up north, you know, Finn..land.

Originally posted by Huntsman Patty hire or watch Trading Places, it is an excellent film. Edward Murphy's most special moment, alongside the legendary Daniel Ackroyd, Denholm Elliot and a girl.

Tsk, tsk - not a girl , but the lovely Jamie Lee Curtis (playing a hooker :sex: )

Originally posted by Hank Wiseass©
Bleedin' hell do now need to translate to Finish as well? Should have capitalised the 'f', tsk.

Where's Frode when we need him? Or was he Norwegian?

I thought Frode was a girl?

Jamie Lee Curtis, yes, I couldn't think of her name. Well done. She is a great actress also with an ample.

Originally posted by Huntsman I thought Frode was a girl?Jamie Lee Curtis, yes, I couldn't think of her name. Well done. She is a great actress also with an ample.

Soon to be seen in another Halloween movie, I believe, plus all those cell phone ads of course.

so thats who huntsman is lol

Did we ever establish whether Huntsman and Patrick were indeed the same person?

I'm sure I bought a Railway Children cd off Ebay from the said person.

so didnt someone say the Hooky and Bernard use to come on here and talk? are they still here?

Originally posted by ShugZV© > Originally posted by Nick Name> Did we ever establish whether Huntsman and Patrick were indeed the same person?

No but we did establish that both of them did talk equal amounts of nonsense. Patsy has been on recently, but no sign of the mad one. Probably has his hooter stuck in a tube of them new flavoured crispy snacks.

Untrue! H talked far more nonsense than I ever did!