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It's just curious to me. Some people on here are cool, but a lot of posters are just straight up pessimistic penises. Is it a Euro thing? Is it a gay thing? What's the deal with people like Uncle Liam? I'm just curious to know thats all...by the way, look out for more posts from me in the future wankers!
J
Have you had a holiday yet, No Holiday?
I'm going on holiday tomorrow.
One week's holiday :)
Everyone needs a holiday at some point to reduce stress 
i haven't noticed except that Johnny character with his annoying mobile phone videos and demanding we watch them.
No Holiday wrote: It's just curious to me. Some people on here are cool, but a lot of posters are just straight up pessimistic penises.
Isn't it like that on every forum? It's not just Europeans though, there are miserable twats everywhere in the world.
if you look back at your previous posts you'll notice that a lot of them look like they have been designed to annoy new order fans, saying things like new order are not good, on a new order forum, isn't going to get you a many friends, then backing it up with posts like this is only going to antagonise people.
so while some people may now immediately treat you with contempt, on reflection, you only have yourself to blame.
This is not meant to be bitter or snide, just informative.
Hope this helps.
There are a lot of good people on the board, but sadly, you've just gotta roll with the tossers...
The NOOLers you meet in person are far more friendlier once you've met them, although (also sadly) opportunities to do that en masse are dwinding.
Also remember that the NOOL board standards are just meaningless tokenism...
No Holiday wrote: What's the deal with people like Uncle Liam?
uncle liam is our official board cunt. but in real life he's just a big, cuddly teddy bear. 
AgentWood wrote:
No Holiday wrote: What's the deal with people like Uncle Liam?
uncle liam is our official board cunt. but in real life he's just a big, cuddly teddy bear.
Dont say that. No Holiday is a greased up, roided up junkie, who sasy he wants to make me his bitch, dont turn him on even more.
Top notch group here on NOOL...always help out and willing to share.
There are inflammatory idiots on every forum I have have ever read. It comes with the territory.
There are apparently quite a few people who still live in their mum's basement with nothing better to do all day.
Pretty much agreeing with what most if not all the folks here have said on this thread. So far.
Tim wrote: Well yeah, it's a gay thing obviously. Where did you get that one from?
Exactly what I was thinking? 
The Americans here seem a bit more loser, bitchy, and faggy than the Brits. Maybe the Brits are more cunty. Maybe stupid statements get stupid replies, get over it.
0_o wrote: The Americans here seem a bit more loser, bitchy, and faggy than the Brits. Maybe the Brits are more cunty. Maybe stupid statements get stupid replies, get over it.
Here is a guy, who, at last, finally understands!
New Order's public image for years was somewhat aloof and distant and for some of their audience this is true aswell. Also as the significant majority of the fans are from the NW of England it is customary to playfully insult other people. Something which Americans dont always 'get'.
It's the combination of fan superiority ("I was a New Order fan when you were in diapers!" "Well I was a New Order fan when Barney was still in the womb!") and the internet allowing people to be somewhat anonymous.
I've certainly been pissed off by pointed replies from a couple of forum regulars. It happens.
Andy wrote: New Order's public image for years was somewhat aloof and distant and for some of their audience this is true aswell. Also as the significant majority of the fans are from the NW of England it is customary to playfully insult other people. Something which Americans dont always 'get'.
You're absolutely right, I've noticed that too. New Order fans simply act like New Order. I frequent other forums and I can see a correlation with artist and its fans. If you go to a Jonas Brothers forum (no visit here, I'm just using it as an example), I bet you'll mainly have teenage girls gushing all over. I often go to the official Depeche Mode forum and frankly, the fans there are sometime not too different from teenybopper fans.
Andy wrote: ...the significant majority of the fans are from the NW of England...
So we're gays from the north west of England now? Some bollocks in here isn't there?
Jed Stephens wrote: if you look back at your previous posts you'll notice that a lot of them look like they have been designed to annoy new order fans, saying things like new order are not good, on a new order forum, isn't going to get you a many friends, then backing it up with posts like this is only going to antagonise people.
so while some people may now immediately treat you with contempt, on reflection, you only have yourself to blame.
This is not meant to be bitter or snide, just informative.
Hope this helps.
No it doesn't help....First off you asshole, that is your perception if you think my old posts about whether Brotherhood or Technique are better albums are designed to annoy new order fans....And for the record, I NEVER SAID NEW ORDER WERE NOT GOOD, as you say! WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT FROM? Don't just blatantly accuse me of saying things I never said....It's just so funny to me. You are so defensive without having any real defense, just like a lot of these fuckin haters.
J
James Thomas wrote:
Andy wrote: ...the significant majority of the fans are from the NW of England...
So we're gays from the north west of England now? Some bollocks in here isn't there?
The original poster hit Nail on Head ...
Most people from the North-West of England are, in fact, gayers. Glad someone had the balls to finally stand up and say it! 
Oh, and they're all also teachers, natch. 
Not sure which is the biggest insult,being a gayer or being from the north west! Black Pudding Bertha country
James Thomas wrote: Not sure which is the biggest insult,being a gayer or being from the north west! Black Pudding Bertha country
I think Al was suggesting that being a teacher was the greater insult, James???
He has no idea of how difficult that profession is. He just shows himself for the uncouth southern yob that he is!
No Holiday wrote:
Jed Stephens wrote: if you look back at your previous posts you'll notice that a lot of them look like they have been designed to annoy new order fans, saying things like new order are not good, on a new order forum, isn't going to get you a many friends, then backing it up with posts like this is only going to antagonise people.
so while some people may now immediately treat you with contempt, on reflection, you only have yourself to blame.
This is not meant to be bitter or snide, just informative.
Hope this helps.
No it doesn't help....First off you asshole, that is your perception if you think my old posts about whether Brotherhood or Technique are better albums are designed to annoy new order fans....And for the record, I NEVER SAID NEW ORDER WERE NOT GOOD, as you say! WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT FROM? Don't just blatantly accuse me of saying things I never said....It's just so funny to me. You are so defensive without having any real defense, just like a lot of these fuckin haters.
J
pretty bitter and snide yourself now, must be rubbing off on you.
coney island baby wrote: try being an yankee goth bi-sexual bike messenger
Didn't think Goths had jobs? Maybe that is just the Cure fans
Oh, sorry, that was snide.:\ohwell:
No Holiday wrote: It's just curious to me. Some people on here are cool, but a lot of posters are just straight up pessimistic penises. Is it a Euro thing? Is it a gay thing? What's the deal with people like Uncle Liam? I'm just curious to know thats all...by the way, look out for more posts from me in the future wankers!
J
it's probably the toilet paper they use!
No Holiday wrote:
No it doesn't help....First off you asshole, that is your perception if you think my old posts about whether Brotherhood or Technique are better albums are designed to annoy new order fans....And for the record, I NEVER SAID NEW ORDER WERE NOT GOOD, as you say! WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT FROM? Don't just blatantly accuse me of saying things I never said....It's just so funny to me. You are so defensive without having any real defense, just like a lot of these fuckin haters.
J
Sounds like an evolutionary thing here, or even a devolutionary thing perhaps, in terms of sense of humour. It amazes me sometimes how someone supposedly into New Order cannot understand their sense of humour. It's a style, heavily ridden with sarcasm, obvious in their live interjections and also amongst their fans. This is manifested very much in the comments made on this board.
Referring to Jed as an 'asshole' while trying to explain this to you, politely, shows a distinct lack of understanding.
And haters? LOL.. sort it out, and stop making a tit of yerself.
GO ONNNN.. get yerself a sense of humour, big boy.
americans outside of new england don't have a sense of humor, you brits need to remember that.
wit is something very lost over here.
it is why new england and quebec are going to secede soon and start up their own awesome nation.
first step will be to ban walmart, fried chicken, and cowboy hats.
I think the problem is that some people think that as we are all fans of the same band, we would all have the same opinion, and when someone disagrees, they take it personally. In your case exposing everyone to a torrent of abuse and accusing them of being homophobic, to suggest that anyone disagreeing with you is due to them being homophobic or due to the part of the world they live in is ridiculous.
You must be getting crushed under the weight of the chip on your shoulder.
Could you answer without calling me an asshole, what exactly did you hope to achieve from this post?, that everyone would see the errors of their ways and apologies? the world isn't like that, get used to it.
No Holiday wrote: It's just curious to me. Some people on here are cool, but a lot of posters are just straight up pessimistic penises. Is it a Euro thing? Is it a gay thing? What's the deal with people like Uncle Liam? I'm just curious to know thats all...by the way, look out for more posts from me in the future wankers!
J
There are wankers everywhere, but usually people on here are taking the piss and I'd have thought after 18 months as a member of the site you'd be able to grasp that ya daft bawbag.
It's a given that Liam is a cunt, he aspires to be a cunt and is doing a fine job at being one. I'm sure he'll be chuffed when he see's this.
coney island baby wrote: try being an yankee goth bi-sexual bike messenger
I applied. They wouldn't have me.
I have, however, shagged one (1) goth.
Do I win £40?
coney island baby wrote: try being an yankee goth bi-sexual bike messenger
Apparently as a "gayer" from the nw of england! Can i shag you? do you wear fishnets?
DJ Diamond wrote:
coney island baby wrote: try being an yankee goth bi-sexual bike messenger
I applied. They wouldn't have me.
Pretty tight bastards,them. You were soiled goods,right?:\ohwell:
Boatraceface wrote:
DJ Diamond wrote:
coney island baby wrote: try being an yankee goth bi-sexual bike messenger
I applied. They wouldn't have me.
Pretty tight bastards,them. You were soiled goods,right?:\ohwell:
He's a snide ride
Jed Stephens wrote: I think the problem is that some people think that as we are all fans of the same band, we would all have the same opinion, and when someone disagrees, they take it personally. In your case exposing everyone to a torrent of abuse and accusing them of being homophobic, to suggest that anyone disagreeing with you is due to them being homophobic or due to the part of the world they live in is ridiculous.
You must be getting crushed under the weight of the chip on your shoulder.
Could you answer without calling me an asshole, what exactly did you hope to achieve from this post?, that everyone would see the errors of their ways and apologies? the world isn't like that, get used to it.
Want me to call you an "arsehole" instead? Would that make you feel better? What pissed me off about your response is that you stated FALSITIES! You said my threads were designed to annoy New Order fans, which is not true. That is your perception, and your opinion. You also said that I said NEW ORDER WERE NOT GOOD- AGAIN NOT TRUE! I NEVER SAID THAT! And I do have a sense of humor, and I get that New Order as a band is a bit meloncholic and snide themselves and some of the fans act like that, but I don't like repeatedly getting shitted on for posts which I think are fine and ones that you disagree with. IF YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE MADE SOLELY TO ANNOY NEW ORDER FANS that is going to anger me because it's not true. So next time your faggot ass wants to be "informative", get your fuckin facts straight you non-lubricated cunt!
J
No Holiday wrote:
Jed Stephens wrote: I think the problem is that some people think that as we are all fans of the same band, we would all have the same opinion, and when someone disagrees, they take it personally. In your case exposing everyone to a torrent of abuse and accusing them of being homophobic, to suggest that anyone disagreeing with you is due to them being homophobic or due to the part of the world they live in is ridiculous.
You must be getting crushed under the weight of the chip on your shoulder.
Could you answer without calling me an asshole, what exactly did you hope to achieve from this post?, that everyone would see the errors of their ways and apologies? the world isn't like that, get used to it.
Want me to call you an "arsehole" instead? Would that make you feel better? What pissed me off about your response is that you stated FALSITIES! You said my threads were designed to annoy New Order fans, which is not true. That is your perception, and your opinion. You also said that I said NEW ORDER WERE NOT GOOD- AGAIN NOT TRUE! I NEVER SAID THAT! And I do have a sense of humor, and I get that New Order as a band is a bit meloncholic and snide themselves and some of the fans act like that, but I don't like repeatedly getting shitted on for posts which I think are fine and ones that you disagree with. IF YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE MADE SOLELY TO ANNOY NEW ORDER FANS that is going to anger me because it's not true. So next time your faggot ass wants to be "informative", get your fuckin facts straight you non-lubricated cunt!
J
Does somebody need a hug?
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Does somebody need a hug?
Well, given the fact that he's a homophobic, he'll probably say no!
No Holiday wrote:
Jed Stephens wrote: I think the problem is that some people think that as we are all fans of the same band, we would all have the same opinion, and when someone disagrees, they take it personally. In your case exposing everyone to a torrent of abuse and accusing them of being homophobic, to suggest that anyone disagreeing with you is due to them being homophobic or due to the part of the world they live in is ridiculous.
You must be getting crushed under the weight of the chip on your shoulder.
Could you answer without calling me an asshole, what exactly did you hope to achieve from this post?, that everyone would see the errors of their ways and apologies? the world isn't like that, get used to it.
Want me to call you an "arsehole" instead? Would that make you feel better? What pissed me off about your response is that you stated FALSITIES! You said my threads were designed to annoy New Order fans, which is not true. That is your perception, and your opinion. You also said that I said NEW ORDER WERE NOT GOOD- AGAIN NOT TRUE! I NEVER SAID THAT! And I do have a sense of humor, and I get that New Order as a band is a bit meloncholic and snide themselves and some of the fans act like that, but I don't like repeatedly getting shitted on for posts which I think are fine and ones that you disagree with. IF YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE MADE SOLELY TO ANNOY NEW ORDER FANS that is going to anger me because it's not true. So next time your faggot ass wants to be "informative", get your fuckin facts straight you non-lubricated cunt!
J
yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo..... YO!
Ma Schizzle!
Your posts arent made to solely annoy New Order fans, they just annoy people. Because you're an idiot. maybe you have a sense of humour all the other rent boys can appreciate, but here it is most definitley a total failure.
And its "arse" not "ass"
and "non lubricated cunt" must admit, dont think i've ever heard that one before. Can someone explain the difference, in terms of an insult, the difference between of "non lubricated" cunt and any other kind? I'd appreciate that.
Yeah, and Jed, dont anger him because he's GANGSTA~!
U
No Holiday wrote: Why are so many people on the New Order Message Board batter and slide?
Looks like lubricated are in the majority Liam.
No Holiday wrote:
Jed Stephens wrote: I think the problem is that some people think that as we are all fans of the same band, we would all have the same opinion, and when someone disagrees, they take it personally. In your case exposing everyone to a torrent of abuse and accusing them of being homophobic, to suggest that anyone disagreeing with you is due to them being homophobic or due to the part of the world they live in is ridiculous.
You must be getting crushed under the weight of the chip on your shoulder.
Could you answer without calling me an asshole, what exactly did you hope to achieve from this post?, that everyone would see the errors of their ways and apologies? the world isn't like that, get used to it.
Want me to call you an "arsehole" instead? Would that make you feel better? What pissed me off about your response is that you stated FALSITIES! You said my threads were designed to annoy New Order fans, which is not true. That is your perception, and your opinion. You also said that I said NEW ORDER WERE NOT GOOD- AGAIN NOT TRUE! I NEVER SAID THAT! And I do have a sense of humor, and I get that New Order as a band is a bit meloncholic and snide themselves and some of the fans act like that, but I don't like repeatedly getting shitted on for posts which I think are fine and ones that you disagree with. IF YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE MADE SOLELY TO ANNOY NEW ORDER FANS that is going to anger me because it's not true. So next time your faggot ass wants to be "informative", get your fuckin facts straight you non-lubricated cunt!
J
First off 
at the whole of this thread.
Now,N.H. Jed didn't say that your posts were designed to annoy new order fans...he stated his opinion that they looked as though they were, so unknot your jock strap about that and maybe when your balls ache less you can calm down, and realise that people have opinions and perceptions that sometimes you might not like, the way to correct this is not by name calling... why not just say 'if that's your opinion you misunderstood my intention'. Next
but I don't like repeatedly getting shitted on for posts which I think are fine and ones that you disagree with.
Again you clearly understand the difference between a fact and an opinion, so your opinion of a post being fine is just your opinion, someone else's opinion of it not being is just their opinion...This is a public message board, opinions happen, people disagree, not everyone feels the need to start a thread whining about it but that's your choice to do so. However calling everyone names is not the best way to put across your grievances and of course some people will respond in the tone of the manner that you set. But not everyone will.... So we're back to the first point again.
Big Clive wrote:
coney island baby wrote: try being an yankee goth bi-sexual bike messenger
Apparently as a "gayer" from the nw of england! Can i shag you? do you wear fishnets?
Just be careful with people you meet on the internet. Their not always what they seem.
No Holiday wrote:
Jed Stephens wrote: I think the problem is that some people think that as we are all fans of the same band, we would all have the same opinion, and when someone disagrees, they take it personally. In your case exposing everyone to a torrent of abuse and accusing them of being homophobic, to suggest that anyone disagreeing with you is due to them being homophobic or due to the part of the world they live in is ridiculous.
You must be getting crushed under the weight of the chip on your shoulder.
Could you answer without calling me an asshole, what exactly did you hope to achieve from this post?, that everyone would see the errors of their ways and apologies? the world isn't like that, get used to it.
Want me to call you an "arsehole" instead? Would that make you feel better? What pissed me off about your response is that you stated FALSITIES! You said my threads were designed to annoy New Order fans, which is not true. That is your perception, and your opinion. You also said that I said NEW ORDER WERE NOT GOOD- AGAIN NOT TRUE! I NEVER SAID THAT! And I do have a sense of humor, and I get that New Order as a band is a bit meloncholic and snide themselves and some of the fans act like that, but I don't like repeatedly getting shitted on for posts which I think are fine and ones that you disagree with. IF YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE MADE SOLELY TO ANNOY NEW ORDER FANS that is going to anger me because it's not true. So next time your faggot ass wants to be "informative", get your fuckin facts straight you non-lubricated cunt!
J
I'm not bothered how you spell or pronounce things, that wasn't my point, the point was, try to answer without a torrent of abuse, that way a sensible debate can take place. As you are obviously incapable of that, I will not bother any further replies and leave you in your constant state of anger and frustration with anyone that dares have a different opinion to yourself, obviously there's no way that it could be you that is wrong, just everyone else in the world, but could you try to learn the difference between me saying you post thing like new order are not good and you said new order are not good, there is a big difference, while your having some English lessons, try to get some new put downs, these are all a bit old hat, Chaucer was using the word cunt in the 1300's, it's hardly shocking.
Jed Stephens wrote:
No Holiday wrote:
Jed Stephens wrote: I think the problem is that some people think that as we are all fans of the same band, we would all have the same opinion, and when someone disagrees, they take it personally. In your case exposing everyone to a torrent of abuse and accusing them of being homophobic, to suggest that anyone disagreeing with you is due to them being homophobic or due to the part of the world they live in is ridiculous.
You must be getting crushed under the weight of the chip on your shoulder.
Could you answer without calling me an asshole, what exactly did you hope to achieve from this post?, that everyone would see the errors of their ways and apologies? the world isn't like that, get used to it.
Want me to call you an "arsehole" instead? Would that make you feel better? What pissed me off about your response is that you stated FALSITIES! You said my threads were designed to annoy New Order fans, which is not true. That is your perception, and your opinion. You also said that I said NEW ORDER WERE NOT GOOD- AGAIN NOT TRUE! I NEVER SAID THAT! And I do have a sense of humor, and I get that New Order as a band is a bit meloncholic and snide themselves and some of the fans act like that, but I don't like repeatedly getting shitted on for posts which I think are fine and ones that you disagree with. IF YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE MADE SOLELY TO ANNOY NEW ORDER FANS that is going to anger me because it's not true. So next time your faggot ass wants to be "informative", get your fuckin facts straight you non-lubricated cunt!
J
I'm not bothered how you spell or pronounce things, that wasn't my point, the point was, try to answer without a torrent of abuse, that way a sensible debate can take place. As you are obviously incapable of that, I will not bother any further replies and leave you in your constant state of anger and frustration with anyone that dares have a different opinion to yourself, obviously there's no way that it could be you that is wrong, just everyone else in the world, but could you try to learn the difference between me saying you post thing like new order are not good and you said new order are not good, there is a big difference, while your having some English lessons, try to get some new put downs, these are all a bit old hat, Chaucer was using the word cunt in the 1300's, it's hardly shocking.
Whether you choose to respond to me is irrelevant to me. Just remember who started attacking who. And dont make me out to be the bad guy! I'm not the one who decided to open his homosexual mouth and attack me for what you think are stupid posts. If you think the posts are stupid, dont respond to them....but if you wanna open up the debate for more verbal ferocity, then dont expect me to literally sit back and take it. I'm a human just like you and me, and unlike you, I don't go around promoting my myspace site at the bottom of every post, like anyone cares about your bassbandits shit. And when I called you a cunt, I wasn't going for shock value. I was just calling it as I saw it, and I see you as a cunt. With freckles and dangly brunettish pubic hair.
J
Jed Stephens wrote:
No Holiday wrote:
Jed Stephens wrote: I think the problem is that some people think that as we are all fans of the same band, we would all have the same opinion, and when someone disagrees, they take it personally. In your case exposing everyone to a torrent of abuse and accusing them of being homophobic, to suggest that anyone disagreeing with you is due to them being homophobic or due to the part of the world they live in is ridiculous.
You must be getting crushed under the weight of the chip on your shoulder.
Could you answer without calling me an asshole, what exactly did you hope to achieve from this post?, that everyone would see the errors of their ways and apologies? the world isn't like that, get used to it.
Want me to call you an "arsehole" instead? Would that make you feel better? What pissed me off about your response is that you stated FALSITIES! You said my threads were designed to annoy New Order fans, which is not true. That is your perception, and your opinion. You also said that I said NEW ORDER WERE NOT GOOD- AGAIN NOT TRUE! I NEVER SAID THAT! And I do have a sense of humor, and I get that New Order as a band is a bit meloncholic and snide themselves and some of the fans act like that, but I don't like repeatedly getting shitted on for posts which I think are fine and ones that you disagree with. IF YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE MADE SOLELY TO ANNOY NEW ORDER FANS that is going to anger me because it's not true. So next time your faggot ass wants to be "informative", get your fuckin facts straight you non-lubricated cunt!
J
I'm not bothered how you spell or pronounce things, that wasn't my point, the point was, try to answer without a torrent of abuse, that way a sensible debate can take place. As you are obviously incapable of that, I will not bother any further replies and leave you in your constant state of anger and frustration with anyone that dares have a different opinion to yourself, obviously there's no way that it could be you that is wrong, just everyone else in the world, but could you try to learn the difference between me saying you post thing like new order are not good and you said new order are not good, there is a big difference, while your having some English lessons, try to get some new put downs, these are all a bit old hat, Chaucer was using the word cunt in the 1300's, it's hardly shocking.
No Holiday wrote:
What pissed me off about your response is that you stated FALSITIES! You said my threads were designed to annoy New Order fans, which is not true. That is your perception, and your opinion. You also said that I said NEW ORDER WERE NOT GOOD- AGAIN NOT TRUE! I NEVER SAID THAT!
You need reading classes, young man.
No Holiday wrote:
And I do have a sense of humor
One of a child, yes
No Holiday wrote:
So next time your faggot ass wants to be "informative", get your fuckin facts straight you non-lubricated cunt!
J
Classy.
No Holiday wrote:
I'm a human just like you and me, and unlike you, I don't go around promoting my myspace site at the bottom of every post, like anyone cares about your bassbandits shit. J
Hmm... I noticed you put your myspace on the bottom of a post t'other day. Seems to have gone, so here it is, for anyone that missed it.
http://www.myspace.com/jbaron82
Reminds me of Ali G, except this guy isn't joking.
I said i don't promote my site on every post, just some Burt. And yeah i'm really like Ali G. If you listen to my music you'll actually hear quality material.
I call it like I see it and I hold nothing back: J Baron
HTTP://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/JBARON82
No Holiday wrote: And yeah i'm really like Ali G.
So he is like a satirical character that is not self aware what a silly poseur he is...?
not sure what level of irony
the remark about me being like Ali G was in sarcasm......
Listen to my music first before saying anything.
J
No Holiday wrote: If you listen to my music you'll actually hear quality material.
No ,it's wank!
No Holiday wrote:
Jed Stephens wrote: I think the problem is that some people think that as we are all fans of the same band, we would all have the same opinion, and when someone disagrees, they take it personally. In your case exposing everyone to a torrent of abuse and accusing them of being homophobic, to suggest that anyone disagreeing with you is due to them being homophobic or due to the part of the world they live in is ridiculous.
You must be getting crushed under the weight of the chip on your shoulder.
Could you answer without calling me an asshole, what exactly did you hope to achieve from this post?, that everyone would see the errors of their ways and apologies? the world isn't like that, get used to it.
Want me to call you an "arsehole" instead? Would that make you feel better? What pissed me off about your response is that you stated FALSITIES! You said my threads were designed to annoy New Order fans, which is not true. That is your perception, and your opinion. You also said that I said NEW ORDER WERE NOT GOOD- AGAIN NOT TRUE! I NEVER SAID THAT! And I do have a sense of humor, and I get that New Order as a band is a bit meloncholic and snide themselves and some of the fans act like that, but I don't like repeatedly getting shitted on for posts which I think are fine and ones that you disagree with. IF YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE MADE SOLELY TO ANNOY NEW ORDER FANS that is going to anger me because it's not true. So next time your faggot ass wants to be "informative", get your fuckin facts straight you non-lubricated cunt!
J
Your toys are on the floor in case you are wondering where you threw them :)
No Holiday wrote: ....and I get that New Order as a band is a bit meloncholic ...and some of the fans act like that,
4 a day man myself, normally stick to Galia but can't resist a nice water melon.
That music is dreadful, what's the New Order one about then? Couldn't listen to it.
No Holiday wrote: the remark about me being like Ali G was in sarcasm......
Listen to my music first before saying anything.
J
Wasn't sarcasm. There's a difference though, in that Sacha Baron Cohen gets paid millions to look like a knobhead. You don't.
And the music?.. I fart funkier tunes.
El Jarvo wrote:
James Thomas wrote:
Andy wrote: ...the significant majority of the fans are from the NW of England...
So we're gays from the north west of England now? Some bollocks in here isn't there?
The original poster hit Nail on Head ...
Most people from the North-West of England are, in fact, gayers. Glad someone had the balls to finally stand up and say it!
Oh, and they're all also teachers, natch.
Aren't N.O. from oop North? Does this make them gay?
You heard it here first people,Hooky is gay!!!
No Holiday wrote:
I'm not the one who decided to open his homosexual mouth and attack me for what you think are stupid posts. .... And when I called you a cunt, I wasn't going for shock value. I was just calling it as I saw it, and I see you as a cunt. With freckles and dangly brunettish pubic hair.
J
I think we just got ourselves another ex-member of the site. We don't do homophobia round here No Hols, I suggest you fuck off somewhere else.
I'm not fckng bitter. And I'm not even gay, English or American. So do I have to leave this forum now? 
Don't get me wrong. I just feel left out somehow .
Bere wrote: I'm not fckng bitter. And I'm not even gay, English or American. So do I have to leave this forum now?
Everyone's gay.
You just don't know it yet.
Burt Reynolds wrote:
No Holiday wrote: the remark about me being like Ali G was in sarcasm......
Listen to my music first before saying anything.
J
Wasn't sarcasm. There's a difference though, in that Sacha Baron Cohen gets paid millions to look like a knobhead. You don't.
And the music?.. I fart funkier tunes.
As regular as clockwork, Burt comes up with the goods yet again!
El Jarvo wrote:
Bere wrote: I'm not fckng bitter. And I'm not even gay, English or American. So do I have to leave this forum now?
Everyone's gay.
You just don't know it yet.
O.K. I start dating girls from today then. Thanks for opening my eyes. 
No Holiday wrote: I see you as a cunt. With freckles and dangly brunettish pubic hair.
J
Funny how you get a mental picture of people, I picture you in stockings and suspenders, wearing eye liner and mastabating furiously at the venom from your own posts.
No Holiday's life must in fact be quite a holiday if all he has to worry about is what goes on a message board.He probably lives at home with his mummy and takes his frustration about that situation out on here.
Jed Stephens wrote:
No Holiday wrote: I see you as a cunt. With freckles and dangly brunettish pubic hair.
J
Funny how you get a mental picture of people, I picture you in stockings and suspenders, wearing eye liner and mastabating furiously at the venom from your own posts.
I see him queueing, clutching a skateboard, going 'YO YO' desperately at random passer-bys, occasionally shouting 'I'm goin to bust a cap in yo ass', while waiting to see if he can pass the audition for a 'House of Pain' tribute band.
This thread should be moved to BCD, or removed together.
Grow the fuck up the lot of you.
Anyone taking seriously anything that's written on here wants to have a word with themselves.
This petty arse-kicking game is pathetic to read. None of you have the brains to be properly insulting to one another. It just reads like low-grade playground bullying.
I bet you all phone your Mums to tell them what the nasty people on here said. Does she make you your special tea for being so brave in standing up to them?
Fucking mooks.
Completely agree Col, Don't give this cock any more time to spout jism.
BTW : You haven't felt my bottom in a while!!
I'd just like to point out that I added quite a bit that LJ might not actually agree with.
I'd like to add something else, but I'll PM her with that.
DJ Diamond wrote: This thread should be moved to BCD, or removed together.
Grow the fuck up the lot of you.
Anyone taking seriously anything that's written on here wants to have a word with themselves.
This petty arse-kicking game is pathetic to read. None of you have the brains to be properly insulting to one another. It just reads like low-grade playground bullying.
I bet you all phone your Mums to tell them what the nasty people on here said. Does she make you your special tea for being so brave in standing up to them?
Fucking mooks.
true. it has got silly, but it's been fun.
you'll hear no more from me about it.
lucyjane wrote: Completely agree Col, Don't give this cock any more time to spout jism.
BTW : You haven't felt my bottom in a while!!
This is one of the greatests posts I have ever read on NOOL. It is pure poetry. :) I love it!
Man, I've been lurking in the shadows too long. What the fuck happened here? Since when is calling someone a cunt a bad thing? Particularly if they ARE one.
As for saying your music is quality where Jed's is shite, let's compare.
J Baron has 95 friends.
Bassbandits have 510 friends.
Real music beats hip-hop every time. But in all honesty, music is music. Not all music is for everyone.
As you can tell, most people on here don't like New Order (in particular, songs like Regret and albums like Technique). They do enjoy arguing with their counterparts across the Atlantic ocean though.
Of course, seeing as NO are British, and British comedy is largely based on sarcasm and wittiness (unlike down south of where I'm at, where all it takes for a laugh is the word "fuck"), there may tend to be a fair ammount of sarcasm on here.
Posts like this make my day. Anyone remember that chick that was having mental spazms and claiming to know Hooky and such? That was another good one. We should get Spotty to archive these in a new forum devoted to serious arguments about insanely trivial things.
Well bye. :)
Razed In A New Division Of Agony wrote: Man, I've been lurking in the shadows too long. What the fuck happened here? Since when is calling someone a cunt a bad thing? Particularly if they ARE one.
As for saying your music is quality where Jed's is shite, let's compare.
J Baron has 95 friends.
Bassbandits have 510 friends.
Real music beats hip-hop every time. But in all honesty, music is music. Not all music is for everyone.
As you can tell, most people on here don't like New Order (in particular, songs like Regret and albums like Technique). They do enjoy arguing with their counterparts across the Atlantic ocean though.
Of course, seeing as NO are British, and British comedy is largely based on sarcasm and wittiness (unlike down south of where I'm at, where all it takes for a laugh is the word "fuck"), there may tend to be a fair ammount of sarcasm on here.
Posts like this make my day. Anyone remember that chick that was having mental spazms and claiming to know Hooky and such? That was another good one. We should get Spotty to archive these in a new forum devoted to serious arguments about insanely trivial things.
Well bye. :)
See this is what I can't stand the most on this board. Not the bickering or the sarcasm, but putting words in my mouth.. I never said dude's music was "shite"....I never heard Jed's music, nor do I have any interest to hear it. As far as the fact that Jed has 500 more friends of me, I will admit that i'm not motivated enough to go around picking up myspace friends like coins in a video game. Maybe I should to get my music across, but that's my own issue I have to work out. And since when did the number of friends you have have anything to do with the music? If you wanna make a popularity comparison.....i'm sure 50 Cent's last album sold a lot more than WFTSC, but that doesn't mean 50 Cent's album is better. All I was saying is that I dont promote my music every single opportunity I get, like Mr. Stevens does...I don't put the link beneath every single post, like Bass Bandits Stevens does.....I never once criticised his music because I'm too indifferent to bother to listen to it. Don't put words in my mouth that were never there in the first place, Canadian!
J
Just for the ever important record, I would rather be Canadian than American.
Listen, son, your 'music' is amongst the very worst I have ever heard. So please, dont bother in trying to get it across.
You are a certifiable grade A tosser. So just fuck off.
Oh, and nwo your going to caught out as a racist, and a hompohobe. In the same thread! thats quite an accomplishment.
Uncle Liam wrote: Just for the ever important record, I would rather be Canadian than American.
Spotty will just LOVE that quote
DJ Diamond wrote:
This petty arse-kicking game is pathetic to read. None of you have the brains to be properly insulting to one another.
Fucking mooks.
What is a "mook"
recycle wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote:
You are a certifiable grade A tosser.
Stop talking about yourself Liam
Look everybody, its my internet stalker!
Uncle Liam wrote:
recycle wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote:
You are a certifiable grade A tosser.
Stop talking about yourself Liam
Look everybody, its my internet stalker!
hahaha
Uncle Liam wrote: Just for the ever important record, I would rather be Canadian than American.
Agree with the sentiment but just to be pedantic Liam, Canadians are Americans.
I would rather be Canadian than a citizen of the US.
recycle wrote:
What is a "mook"
My insult of the week. Fucking ace. Someone called it me and I burst out laughing. Sounds like something 70s American cops call one another. Or gangsters or something.
Ya fuckin mook.
£50 Note wrote: It's the combination of fan superiority ("I was a New Order fan when you were in diapers!" "Well I was a New Order fan when Barney was still in the womb!") and the internet allowing people to be somewhat anonymous.
I've certainly been pissed off by pointed replies from a couple of forum regulars. It happens.
Have to agree here. But also I think that's part of the charm of this forum.
James Thomas wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote: Just for the ever important record, I would rather be Canadian than American.
Agree with the sentiment but just to be pedantic Liam, Canadians are Americans.
I would rather be Canadian than a citizen of the US.
You say that now....try living in Canada for a little bit then tell me if you think the same thing.
Although Bella is cool...they're a new band from Vancouver that sounds a bit like New Order and at least they give Canada some hope.
J
No Holiday wrote:
James Thomas wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote: Just for the ever important record, I would rather be Canadian than American.
Agree with the sentiment but just to be pedantic Liam, Canadians are Americans.
I would rather be Canadian than a citizen of the US.
You say that now....try living in Canada for a little bit then tell me if you think the same thing.
J
I did for a while. Loved it. Really nice people, in general. Hated crossing the border though, people had no sense of humour.
Burt Reynolds wrote: I did for a while. Loved it. Really nice people, in general. Hated crossing the border though, people had no sense of humour.
Don't you mean humor?
Sounds like an American car to me! :p
Everybody thank you for another post full of sarcasm, bitterness, negativity, and laughs.......
And thank you for checking out my music page @
http://www.myspace.com/jbaron82
And special thanks to Uncle Liam and Bass Bandits for their inherent uselessness throughout this whole post.
And that Canadian guy who mentioned that Bass Bandits has more myspace friends than me.....
Everybody just do what you do/I'm bitter and snide too....And by the way, yeah guys English people are so smart and witty....that's why you all love that Mr. Bean idiot that never talks but just bumbles around. British comedy at it's most intellectually stimulating!
J
I can't stand gays, just plain don't like black people and I have no sense of humour.. oh, and i don't get irony or sarcasm at all.
Can i be your friend?
PS I fucking love Mr Bean. It's better than Fawlty Towers, Little Britain, The Office, Red Dwarf etc etc any day of the week.
PPS Your music makes me do a little sex wee
:)
Major Tarantino wrote:
PS I fucking love Mr Bean. It's better than Fawlty Towers, Little Britain, The Office, Red Dwarf etc etc any day of the week.
That better be irony...
Knuckles wrote:
Major Tarantino wrote:
PS I fucking love Mr Bean. It's better than Fawlty Towers, Little Britain, The Office, Red Dwarf etc etc any day of the week.
That better be irony...
Actually, did anyone watch Mr Bean in the UK?.. or was it produced purely for export to the States, cos there is clearly a market over there for it. Just like Benny Hill.
No Holiday wrote: Everybody thank you for another post
http://www.myspace.com/jbaron82
J
its like goldie Lookin' Chain. Only without the comedy.
Therefore, a total and utter FAILURE!
NO BUYS~!
Burt Reynolds wrote: Actually, did anyone watch Mr Bean in the UK?.. or was it produced purely for export to the States, cos there is clearly a market over there for it. Just like Benny Hill.
I sed to watch it. 7pm, Mondays. ITV. Before Corrie.
I didnt mind it actually. Although it did mose most of its lustre when i reached my second decade.
I should really devise some kind of Gangster Mr. Bean, starring No Holiday instead of Rowan Atkinson.
someone bought me the Fawlty Towers box-set for my birthday. Every episode a classic - not many sitcoms can say that. :)
Uncle Liam wrote:
I should really devise some kind of Gangster Mr. Bean, starring No Holiday instead of Rowan Atkinson.
You mean a basic comedy world in which he is mute?
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote:
I should really devise some kind of Gangster Mr. Bean, starring No Holiday instead of Rowan Atkinson.
You mean a basic comedy world in which he is mute?
I can just see him with his big gay beard* getting his head stuck up one of his homeboys arse rather than a turkey.
*No offence to £50 note. Seriously
Don't you see, he is pulling a "Sacha Baron Cohen" act to get exposure for his music! 
Brilliant!
And he is a friend of Kanye West!
Why are people so grudgeful? Is Smith bitter and snide?
Uncle Liam wrote:
No Holiday wrote: Everybody thank you for another post
http://www.myspace.com/jbaron82
J
its like goldie Lookin' Chain. Only without the comedy.
Therefore, a total and utter FAILURE!
NO BUYS~!
What do you work for the media or something? Editing what I say to make it look like something else....I don't know what your NO BUYS~! lame inside joke shit is but i'm not buyin it. How's that for wit and play on words! And oh yeah I read that other shit you posted.....I don't get the Ali G comparisons since I don't watch the show, but actually i do underground style hiphop....if you listened to it you'd hear that i'm mainly influenced by LL Cool J, Nas, and Common, but if you genuinely dont like my shit i can respect that. I however think you actually do and are just saying it's "shite" because we are beefing. I mean i've gotten a lot of props in the states for "DECEPTIVE" feat New Order Bob, which samples the french pop group Air, which i'm sure nobody here has ever heard of. But by all means please keep making posts insulting me...you don't realize you jackoff that I have talent and you have none in anything, so you go on New Order Message Boards and intentionally make enemies, as it has been confirmed by other posters in this thread that you are the "cunt of the board", or something like that. So anything you say I will treat it as if you are a cunt- i'll take out a toothbrush and start rubbing the bristles against your clit.....it's really uncomfortable, just ask the last bitch I fucked......
And who's the jackass that said Mr Bean is solely made for export to the states???? You dumbass the only place you can see Mr Bean in the US is either on PBS or BBC America....You know nothing about the states. Go drink some hot tea and eat pastries and talk in your funny accents and listen to your Kylie Minogue and hang out outside of Buckingham Palace doing nothing.
And Jed Stephens.....JUST CUZ SOMEONE SAYS YOU SHOULD REFRAIN FROM CONTINUINING TO BICKER WITH ME MEANS YOU HAVE NO MIND OF YOUR OWN!!!!!!! If that dude didnt say that the fighting was childish and ridiculous, you'd still be sparring with me.....You are a Sheep! And your music is probably horse dung! NO HOLIDAY 1, JED STEPHENS 0......
"You keep scheming like conniving mistresses/I give lesions like suicide immigrants"- "Dance (Numb the Pain)" J Baron
It's a moderator's thing. They should delete the rubbish. Ok, there is free speech. But some threads are so stupid. They aren't worth to steal other people's time.
confusion wrote: It's a moderator's thing. They should delete the rubbish. Ok, there is free speech. But some threads are so stupid. They aren't worth to steal other people's time.
Basically, I concur, it's obvious in anything I post, the inherit stupidity just grows and festers.
confusion wrote: It's a moderator's thing. They should delete the rubbish. Ok, there is free speech. But some threads are so stupid. They aren't worth to steal other people's time.
Nobody is stealing nobodies time. What keeps a thread up? Continuous posts. If you want the thread to die, stop reading and responding to it! Nobody is pointing a gun to your head forcing you to read this thread, reply to this thread, or reply to any other threads that are "stupid" to you. People keep responding, so I keep posting. Not my fault!
J
No Holiday wrote: [ i'll take out a toothbrush and start rubbing the bristles against your clit.....it's really uncomfortable, just ask the last bitch I fucked......
You sound like a 12 year old with all this immature language.
Ger Boy wrote:
No Holiday wrote: [ i'll take out a toothbrush and start rubbing the bristles against your clit.....it's really uncomfortable, just ask the last bitch I fucked......
You sound like a 12 year old with all this immature language.
um, thanks??
J
Uncle Liam wrote:
its like goldie Lookin' Chain. Only without the comedy.
"You keep scheming like conniving mistresses/I give lesions like suicide immigrants"- "Dance (Numb the Pain)" J Baron
Right, I've got to hear this!
DJ Diamond wrote: You rhymed "soliloquy" with "Sea of Tranquility?"
Respect
Haha thanks man....Actually participating in a showcase in Brooklyn at Sputnik on Sept 9th if anyone is in the NYC area.
J
Can i just say, i havent heard the term "snide" used in about twelve years.
Anyway, No Holiday, if that is your real name, your "music" is terrible. Now, i'm no rap fan, but i can see why certain parts of it is popular, but this kind of stuff that your polluting the internet with can only appeal to repressed teenagers unsure of their sexuality, who probably have small or abnormal genitalia. Bit like yourself really. Except your not a teenager, your middle aged.
"I give lesions like suicide immigrants"
What the hell does that even mean? I got two words for ya pal: Sage Francis. You should join the forum at www.mindphaser.com. Snidery for days.
Anyhow - to answer the original question of this thread - we are bitter and snide because we can't get decent reissues of NO albums.
No Holiday wrote:
DJ Diamond wrote: You rhymed "soliloquy" with "Sea of Tranquility?"
Respect
Haha thanks man....Actually participating in a showcase in Brooklyn at Sputnik on Sept 9th if anyone is in the NYC area.
J
How much does it cost to get on the bill there?
No Holiday wrote:
And Jed Stephens.....JUST CUZ SOMEONE SAYS YOU SHOULD REFRAIN FROM CONTINUINING TO BICKER WITH ME MEANS YOU HAVE NO MIND OF YOUR OWN!!!!!!! If that dude didnt say that the fighting was childish and ridiculous, you'd still be sparring with me.....You are a Sheep! And your music is probably horse dung! NO HOLIDAY 1, JED STEPHENS 0......
calm down jeffrey, I chose not to continue because it is pointless trying to educate someone so narrow minded, you should be more open minded, then you may find some things you like, rather than just slagging off every one and everything. I had a listen to your music, and while it isn't my cup of tea, I realise some will like it, and that music is very subjective, I have heard worse, at least it's not some boy band shite.
now grow up.
"I don't get the Ali G comparisons since I don't watch the show, but actually i do underground style hiphop...."
For underground read - absolutely fucking terrible "hip-hop" which no-one has ever heard or actually wants to listen to.
"I however think you actually do and are just saying it's "shite" because we are beefing. I mean i've gotten a lot of props in the states for "DECEPTIVE" feat New Order Bob, which samples the french pop group Air, which i'm sure nobody here has ever heard of."
Of course not - people in the UK would never have heard of Air ffs. I think you be better making music with Silent fucking Bob but give him the lead vocals.
"And who's the jackass that said Mr Bean is solely made for export to the states???? You dumbass the only place you can see Mr Bean in the US is either on PBS or BBC America...."
Your music could learn something from Mr. Bean you know...
"You know nothing about the states. Go drink some hot tea and eat pastries and talk in your funny accents and listen to your Kylie Minogue and hang out outside of Buckingham Palace doing nothing."
Our Kylie Minogue????? Eat pastries????
"You keep scheming like conniving mistresses/I give lesions like suicide immigrants"- "Dance (Numb the Pain)" J Baron"
Enough said.
Jed Stephens being the bigger man I see....what was it I had an issue with you with in the first place??? Oh yeah you said I said New Order is not good or something like that which I never said or thought (I am indeed a New Order fan). Just don't put words in my mouth Jed and we'll be alright.....
As far as this Liam fella goes....there's always that one guy one the message boards whose posts you can't really take too seriously.....Liam you are so boring I don't even remember the last insult you tried to yank at me (no pun intended). But please continue being yourself Liam you seem to enjoy starting fights on message boards- which I think is lame but hey man do you. Go fight the bulls in spain, or wherever the hell you're from.
J
As for hanging around outside buckingham palace doing nothing, had Charles Babbage - inventer of the computer, John Logie Baird - inventer of Television, Alexander Graham Bell - inventer of the telephone and Tim Berners Lee - inventer of the world wide web all decided to do nothing then we wouldn't have to put up with you.
Jed Stephens wrote: As for hanging around outside buckingham palace doing nothing, had Charles Babbage - inventer of the computer, John Logie Baird - inventer of Television, Alexander Graham Bell - inventer of the telephone and Tim Berners Lee - inventer of the world wide web all decided to do nothing then we wouldn't have to put up with you.
You don't have to put up with me.....you choose to.....
And to the person who asked what that meant....give lesions like suicide immigrants.....it means dont fuck with me unless you wanna get hurt because i do have a temper and will use it.
Thanks!
J
No Holiday wrote:
Jed Stephens wrote: As for hanging around outside buckingham palace doing nothing, had Charles Babbage - inventer of the computer, John Logie Baird - inventer of Television, Alexander Graham Bell - inventer of the telephone and Tim Berners Lee - inventer of the world wide web all decided to do nothing then we wouldn't have to put up with you.
You don't have to put up with me.....you choose to.....
And to the person who asked what that meant....give lesions like suicide immigrants.....it means dont fuck with me unless you wanna get hurt because i do have a temper and will use it.
Thanks!
J
oooooooooh! Look, he's got a bad temper, and he's going to use it.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU USE A TEMPER?? NO FUCKING BUYS. YOU TOTAL AND UTTER FUCKING FAILURE.
and can someone with a brain, or at least someone with the intellectual capacity slightly greater than a retarded weasel explain in what language "give lession like suicide immigrants" translates to "dont fuck with me unless you wanna get hurt because i do have a temper and will use it"
And for No Holiday. i am fucking with you. So what are you going to do about it?
DJ Diamond wrote: He's gonna pop a cap in your ass, Liam
It'll take more than one cap to bust my arse.
To be honest though Colin, i'm more concerned that he'll try to kiss my arse than kick it.
What am I gonna do? Sit back, laugh, and smoke my bud.....thanks for asking Liam. Maybe next time i'll buy you one bitch.
J
No Holiday wrote: What am I gonna do? Sit back, laugh, and smoke my bud.....thanks for asking Liam. Maybe next time i'll buy you one bitch.
J
get on chatroom now man,we are a waiting your enterence 
No Holiday wrote: don't know how to....didn't even know this website had a chatroom.
J
Click on COMMUNITY .come on we need someone to take the piss out of.me , monty and banshee in there now
I never thought I'd ever take Liam's side in an issue, but No Holiday yer making an arse outta yerself. Some people on the board went out of thier way to say something as a mediator and instead you attack them? Not really sure the reasons for your swinging at everyone... but quite honestly yer looking like an ass...
EdelBrock wrote: I never thought I'd ever take Liam's side in an issue, but No Holiday yer making an arse outta yerself. Some people on the board went out of thier way to say something as a mediator and instead you attack them? Not really sure the reasons for your swinging at everyone... but quite honestly yer looking like an ass...
That's like, your opinion man....I have not attacked anyone that has defended me and I even reconciled with someone throughout the duration of this thread, which is even starting to annoy me now....But yeah man you're trippin you cannot give me an example of anyone i've attacked that has been on my side.....
You probably read two posts of a 135 post thread and decide to have the audacity to reply.....I see you live in California......You got earthquakes and fires to worry about you don't need to worry about me motherfucker! :)
J
No holiday....
Why don't you just ignore them. Can't you see that Liam et al are just throwing the bait and your catching. Your being reeled in mate, everytime.
And to the others don't you think this has just got a little out of hand now. Time to move on to another thread/topic/debate?
No Holiday wrote:
EdelBrock wrote: I never thought I'd ever take Liam's side in an issue, but No Holiday yer making an arse outta yerself. Some people on the board went out of thier way to say something as a mediator and instead you attack them? Not really sure the reasons for your swinging at everyone... but quite honestly yer looking like an ass...
That's like, your opinion man....I have not attacked anyone that has defended me and I even reconciled with someone throughout the duration of this thread, which is even starting to annoy me now....But yeah man you're trippin you cannot give me an example of anyone i've attacked that has been on my side.....
You probably read two posts of a 135 post thread and decide to have the audacity to reply.....I see you live in California......You got earthquakes and fires to worry about you don't need to worry about me motherfucker! :)
J
Your vocabulary and grammar sure isn't helping yer cause, I'm constantly defending Americans on this site.... but shite like this post really makes me shake my head and fall silent. It really shows the worst in American culture and society. I really don't know what more to say... I hate to concede and fall on Liam's side... but there's only one color of a kettle...
(and yes it COLOR withOUT an F'ing 'u' )
recycle wrote:
And to the others don't you think this has just got a little out of hand now. Time to move on to another thread/topic/debate?
I keep thinking i should stop, but I'm having too much fun. and even though he's a complete twat, he's started the most popular thread on here for weeks.
BTW Jeffrey, I realise you are a non practicing jew, but you are the most nazi like person I've ever come across.
Don't worry about your spelling and grammar though, I think you have some moral issues which should take priority.
No Holiday wrote: i'll take out a toothbrush and start rubbing the bristles against your clit.....it's really uncomfortable, just ask the last bitch I fucked......
Go drink some hot tea and eat pastries and talk in your funny accents and listen to your Kylie Minogue and hang out outside of Buckingham Palace doing nothing.
"You keep scheming like conniving mistresses/I give lesions like suicide immigrants"- "Dance (Numb the Pain)" J Baron
this guy is clearly insane. or a genius. or both
or neither
No Holiday wrote:
dont fuck with me unless you wanna get hurt because i do have a temper and will use it.
J
Please ignore my post above, sir.
Don't hit my face.
:(
Jed Stephens wrote:
recycle wrote:
And to the others don't you think this has just got a little out of hand now. Time to move on to another thread/topic/debate?
I keep thinking i should stop, but I'm having too much fun. and even though he's a complete twat, he's started the most popular thread on here for weeks.
BTW Jeffrey, I realise you are a non practicing jew, but you are the most nazi like person I've ever come across.
Don't worry about your spelling and grammar though, I think you have some moral issues which should take priority.
You are scaring me...How do you know i'm a "non practicing jew".....how did you even know my government name? And how am I Nazi-like? Because I defend myself when attacked? If my posts have been a bit abrasive (you criticize my grammar yet I pull a word like "abrasive" out for your asses!) we can blame that on the marijuana, the klonopin, the fact that I just got fired from my job for cussing my boss out, and me just simply not caring what anyone else on a New Order message board thinks. Not to say I don't have respect for you all as individual people. Even Liam, I'm sure when he's off the keyboard he has done some good throughout his life. But you all are far away from me, and even if you weren't, we'd never meet in person. I live by NYC. You all are mainly from the UK, with some states and Canada people scattered throughout. Should I really be concerned what anyone thinks of me? And also, notice that I don't go out of my way to offend anyone. If you offend me first, I strike back......just like most people who post on here. This EdelBrock guy says i'm speaking poor grammar and making Americans looks bad......EdelBrock I am a college graduate. I have my own place. Up until recently I had a job and will obviously have to get another one soon. Yes sometimes i'm a bit over the top with my posts.....you don't have to respond to them. You don't have to read them. That's the decision you make. I make no apologies- except to Liam. I'm sorry you exist.
J
Sorry to hear you got fired, hard to believe that your boss would give you shit. No wonder you sound so stress-out... everybody giving you such a hard time when they should be sucking your 8 inch dick. Maybe Tony Soprano needs a driver, and might be able to help your rap career or at least get you props at the Bida Bing!
I'm sure you will show everybody when you are a success, driving in your Escalade, showing how all Euros, Brits, and Californians are dumb fags and pussies, unlike Cleveland. That Ronald McDonald is a fucking bitch for firing you, no wonder you cussed out that mutherfucker. Peace.
Actually my boss was a bitch....she was yelling at me banging her fist on the table so I walked out of work, came back next week, cussed her out, then got fired. In that sequence.
J
No Holiday wrote: Actually my boss was a bitch....she was yelling at me banging her fist on the table so I walked out of work, came back next week, cussed her out, then got fired. In that sequence.
J
FUCK YEAH!!!
YOU DA MAN!!!
Thank you Peter Hook and Bernard Sumner, your former bands most popular site, now turned to a hood speak and insult playground.
michael preda wrote: Thank you Peter Hook and Bernard Sumner, your former bands most popular site, now turned to a hood speak and insult playground.
It's all Gillian Gilbert's fault. Since she left the band, all civility left also.
0_o wrote:
michael preda wrote: Thank you Peter Hook and Bernard Sumner, your former bands most popular site, now turned to a hood speak and insult playground.
It's all Gillian Gilbert's fault. Since she left the band, all civility left also.
I guess you could be right,ah well, things could be worse, NO could've followed the cure with a no keyboard tour..
No Holiday wrote: This EdelBrock guy says i'm speaking poor grammar and making Americans looks bad......EdelBrock I am a college graduate. I have my own place.
and what may I ask was your degree in and what college? Really sad that they allow a person to graduate who can't write a single proper sentence.... and what does owning your own place have to do with anything?
Your street talk doesn't impress anyone here, it only shows an intellegence level that unfortuantely the rest of the world believes most Americans have... do us all a favor, talk normal:
it's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open one's mouth and relieve all doubt.
The way you call me Canadian, it's as if you were using my nationality to insult me. Last time I checked, we didn't have a chimpanzee as a leader for eight years.
Just for the record No Holiday, I'm not saying your music is horrific. It's well recorded and well produced. I've heard shit on the radio that's a thousand times worse. Just no point promoting your hip hop here while dissing someone else' work, that's all.
But in all seriousness, the way you reacted initially to some of the first responses on this thread makes it easy to understand why the US has such a bad world-wide reputation. If the majority of US citizens appear to be rude and arrogant with no sense of humor, who's going to prove that wrong?
Again, nothing against you personally, I just thought your reactions were a bit unrational.
Razed In A New Division Of Agony wrote: The way you call me Canadian, it's as if you were using my nationality to insult me. Last time I checked, we didn't have a chimpanzee as a leader for eight years.
Just for the record No Holiday, I'm not saying your music is horrific. It's well recorded and well produced. I've heard shit on the radio that's a thousand times worse. Just no point promoting your hip hop here while dissing someone else' work, that's all.
But in all seriousness, the way you reacted initially to some of the first responses on this thread makes it easy to understand why the US has such a bad world-wide reputation. If the majority of US citizens appear to be rude and arrogant with no sense of humor, who's going to prove that wrong?
Again, nothing against you personally, I just thought your reactions were a bit unrational.
Ok fair enough....I admitted in one of my earlier posts that some of my posts are over the top. Unrational however is not a word. Maybe you meant "irrational". Notice the red line underneath the word doesn't appear when you use Irrational instead? And yet I get criticized for my grammar! Ha!
Someone else asked where I graduated from? I graduated from The Ohio State University with a Bachelors of Arts degree in Psychology FYI. And just because I make insulting posts sometimes does not mean that I am a moron with no sense of humor. You obviously can't see me laughing behind my computer. I can make posts saying completely absurd things that I find funny. It doesn't mean that I'm not any less intelligent than any of you. It means that I have many sides to me, just like everyone, and one side is a silly uninhibited one.....
What also I don't get is how someone initially said in this thread that "New Order fans act like New Order".....Have you read Hook's blogs???>?!!!?!??!?!!?!? In one of his classic ones he attacks everyone in the band, saying things like "unlike them, I constantly like to be working", and declaring that New Order is over before even discussing it with his band mates. So if you wanna go by the logic that New Order fans act like New Order themselves, i'll revert to another thing Hook said either about or to his band mates: "You are no more New Order than I am!"....So with that logic, I act like New Order more than anyone else on this board!
That's food for thought, so eat a meal.
J
No Holiday wrote:
Ok fair enough....I admitted in one of my earlier posts that some of my posts are over the top. Unrational however is not a word. Maybe you meant "irrational". Notice the red line underneath the word doesn't appear when you use Irrational instead? And yet I get criticized for my grammar! Ha!
are you still really trying to convince us that you're a rapper?
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
No Holiday wrote:
Jed Stephens wrote: I think the problem is that some people think that as we are all fans of the same band, we would all have the same opinion, and when someone disagrees, they take it personally. In your case exposing everyone to a torrent of abuse and accusing them of being homophobic, to suggest that anyone disagreeing with you is due to them being homophobic or due to the part of the world they live in is ridiculous.
You must be getting crushed under the weight of the chip on your shoulder.
Could you answer without calling me an asshole, what exactly did you hope to achieve from this post?, that everyone would see the errors of their ways and apologies? the world isn't like that, get used to it.
Want me to call you an "arsehole" instead? Would that make you feel better? What pissed me off about your response is that you stated FALSITIES! You said my threads were designed to annoy New Order fans, which is not true. That is your perception, and your opinion. You also said that I said NEW ORDER WERE NOT GOOD- AGAIN NOT TRUE! I NEVER SAID THAT! And I do have a sense of humor, and I get that New Order as a band is a bit meloncholic and snide themselves and some of the fans act like that, but I don't like repeatedly getting shitted on for posts which I think are fine and ones that you disagree with. IF YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE MADE SOLELY TO ANNOY NEW ORDER FANS that is going to anger me because it's not true. So next time your faggot ass wants to be "informative", get your fuckin facts straight you non-lubricated cunt!
J
Does somebody need a hug?
he's having a hard time, i think its called puberty. i have heard of it, sounds horrible and im dreading it, could be the cause
just give him some space so he can grow his hair become a soap dodger take up guitar shout at his mum(the only woman in his life)
and i really like your music its ace, its got that special something, you should try xfactor.
btw im from the north of england, gay, bitter, snide, an unlubricated cunt, and a newbie to this site,
Rick Banks wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
No Holiday wrote:
Jed Stephens wrote: I think the problem is that some people think that as we are all fans of the same band, we would all have the same opinion, and when someone disagrees, they take it personally. In your case exposing everyone to a torrent of abuse and accusing them of being homophobic, to suggest that anyone disagreeing with you is due to them being homophobic or due to the part of the world they live in is ridiculous.
You must be getting crushed under the weight of the chip on your shoulder.
Could you answer without calling me an asshole, what exactly did you hope to achieve from this post?, that everyone would see the errors of their ways and apologies? the world isn't like that, get used to it.
Want me to call you an "arsehole" instead? Would that make you feel better? What pissed me off about your response is that you stated FALSITIES! You said my threads were designed to annoy New Order fans, which is not true. That is your perception, and your opinion. You also said that I said NEW ORDER WERE NOT GOOD- AGAIN NOT TRUE! I NEVER SAID THAT! And I do have a sense of humor, and I get that New Order as a band is a bit meloncholic and snide themselves and some of the fans act like that, but I don't like repeatedly getting shitted on for posts which I think are fine and ones that you disagree with. IF YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE MADE SOLELY TO ANNOY NEW ORDER FANS that is going to anger me because it's not true. So next time your faggot ass wants to be "informative", get your fuckin facts straight you non-lubricated cunt!
J
Does somebody need a hug?
he's having a hard time, i think its called puberty. i have heard of it, sounds horrible and im dreading it, could be the cause
just give him some space so he can grow his hair become a soap dodger take up guitar shout at his mum(the only woman in his life)
and i really like your music its ace, its got that special something, you should try xfactor.
btw im from the north of england, gay, bitter, snide, an unlubricated cunt, and a newbie to this site,
You're not that new, 160 posts, that would have been a fantastic first post, well done though, keep the thread alive, it's irritating a lot of people, but not the people who are involved in the majority of the posting.
i know yer, but it took me a while to type
and honestly thanks for not considering me new
i wished i joined in at the start, been observing for too long, and this post is the funniest thing a long time, keeping me amused in this year long winter
No Holiday wrote:
Razed In A New Division Of Agony wrote: The way you call me Canadian, it's as if you were using my nationality to insult me. Last time I checked, we didn't have a chimpanzee as a leader for eight years.
Just for the record No Holiday, I'm not saying your music is horrific. It's well recorded and well produced. I've heard shit on the radio that's a thousand times worse. Just no point promoting your hip hop here while dissing someone else' work, that's all.
But in all seriousness, the way you reacted initially to some of the first responses on this thread makes it easy to understand why the US has such a bad world-wide reputation. If the majority of US citizens appear to be rude and arrogant with no sense of humor, who's going to prove that wrong?
Again, nothing against you personally, I just thought your reactions were a bit unrational.
Ok fair enough....I admitted in one of my earlier posts that some of my posts are over the top. Unrational however is not a word. Maybe you meant "irrational". Notice the red line underneath the word doesn't appear when you use Irrational instead? And yet I get criticized for my grammar! Ha!
Someone else asked where I graduated from? I graduated from The Ohio State University with a Bachelors of Arts degree in Psychology FYI. And just because I make insulting posts sometimes does not mean that I am a moron with no sense of humor. You obviously can't see me laughing behind my computer. I can make posts saying completely absurd things that I find funny. It doesn't mean that I'm not any less intelligent than any of you. It means that I have many sides to me, just like everyone, and one side is a silly uninhibited one.....
What also I don't get is how someone initially said in this thread that "New Order fans act like New Order".....Have you read Hook's blogs???>?!!!?!??!?!!?!? In one of his classic ones he attacks everyone in the band, saying things like "unlike them, I constantly like to be working", and declaring that New Order is over before even discussing it with his band mates. So if you wanna go by the logic that New Order fans act like New Order themselves, i'll revert to another thing Hook said either about or to his band mates: "You are no more New Order than I am!"....So with that logic, I act like New Order more than anyone else on this board!
That's food for thought, so eat a meal.
J
Good catch with "unrational"! I guess you really are smarter than the rest of this board! Come to think of it, I don't even think I've ever used 'unrational' in actual conversation before now. lol Smoking too much crack, I is. Of course, I doubt anyone think's you're a hero for pointing out grammerical mistakes. Though mine was pretty lame lol Of course, I could point out errors in what you've typed as well, but it doesn't matter. Anyways, I'm not questioning your intelligence. So really, no offense meant. You just seem overly bitter towards the rest of us.
Razed In A New Division Of Agony wrote:
No Holiday wrote:
Razed In A New Division Of Agony wrote: The way you call me Canadian, it's as if you were using my nationality to insult me. Last time I checked, we didn't have a chimpanzee as a leader for eight years.
Just for the record No Holiday, I'm not saying your music is horrific. It's well recorded and well produced. I've heard shit on the radio that's a thousand times worse. Just no point promoting your hip hop here while dissing someone else' work, that's all.
But in all seriousness, the way you reacted initially to some of the first responses on this thread makes it easy to understand why the US has such a bad world-wide reputation. If the majority of US citizens appear to be rude and arrogant with no sense of humor, who's going to prove that wrong?
Again, nothing against you personally, I just thought your reactions were a bit unrational.
Ok fair enough....I admitted in one of my earlier posts that some of my posts are over the top. Unrational however is not a word. Maybe you meant "irrational". Notice the red line underneath the word doesn't appear when you use Irrational instead? And yet I get criticized for my grammar! Ha!
Someone else asked where I graduated from? I graduated from The Ohio State University with a Bachelors of Arts degree in Psychology FYI. And just because I make insulting posts sometimes does not mean that I am a moron with no sense of humor. You obviously can't see me laughing behind my computer. I can make posts saying completely absurd things that I find funny. It doesn't mean that I'm not any less intelligent than any of you. It means that I have many sides to me, just like everyone, and one side is a silly uninhibited one.....
What also I don't get is how someone initially said in this thread that "New Order fans act like New Order".....Have you read Hook's blogs???>?!!!?!??!?!!?!? In one of his classic ones he attacks everyone in the band, saying things like "unlike them, I constantly like to be working", and declaring that New Order is over before even discussing it with his band mates. So if you wanna go by the logic that New Order fans act like New Order themselves, i'll revert to another thing Hook said either about or to his band mates: "You are no more New Order than I am!"....So with that logic, I act like New Order more than anyone else on this board!
That's food for thought, so eat a meal.
J
Good catch with "unrational"! I guess you really are smarter than the rest of this board! Come to think of it, I don't even think I've ever used 'unrational' in actual conversation before now. lol Smoking too much crack, I is. Of course, I doubt anyone think's you're a hero for pointing out grammerical mistakes. Though mine was pretty lame lol Of course, I could point out errors in what you've typed as well, but it doesn't matter. Anyways, I'm not questioning your intelligence. So really, no offense meant. You just seem overly bitter towards the rest of us.
I'm only bitter towards those who attack me....I will admit i'm defensive....aren't we all a bit though?
J
michael preda wrote: this thread is "Eternal" and will go on for "Decades" oh...my humour is such shite.
now that's real fucking lame, not even no hols would sink that low
this thread is fcukin hilarious!
no wonder the world thinks americans are assholes.
i thought for sure that no holidaze was just taking the piss, some brit in disguise, fcukin with us, but it is so much better than that! it is a real american representative here on the forum displaying our finest qualities!
more, more!
No Holiday wrote:
Razed In A New Division Of Agony wrote:
No Holiday wrote:
Razed In A New Division Of Agony wrote: The way you call me Canadian, it's as if you were using my nationality to insult me. Last time I checked, we didn't have a chimpanzee as a leader for eight years.
Just for the record No Holiday, I'm not saying your music is horrific. It's well recorded and well produced. I've heard shit on the radio that's a thousand times worse. Just no point promoting your hip hop here while dissing someone else' work, that's all.
But in all seriousness, the way you reacted initially to some of the first responses on this thread makes it easy to understand why the US has such a bad world-wide reputation. If the majority of US citizens appear to be rude and arrogant with no sense of humor, who's going to prove that wrong?
Again, nothing against you personally, I just thought your reactions were a bit unrational.
Ok fair enough....I admitted in one of my earlier posts that some of my posts are over the top. Unrational however is not a word. Maybe you meant "irrational". Notice the red line underneath the word doesn't appear when you use Irrational instead? And yet I get criticized for my grammar! Ha!
Someone else asked where I graduated from? I graduated from The Ohio State University with a Bachelors of Arts degree in Psychology FYI. And just because I make insulting posts sometimes does not mean that I am a moron with no sense of humor. You obviously can't see me laughing behind my computer. I can make posts saying completely absurd things that I find funny. It doesn't mean that I'm not any less intelligent than any of you. It means that I have many sides to me, just like everyone, and one side is a silly uninhibited one.....
What also I don't get is how someone initially said in this thread that "New Order fans act like New Order".....Have you read Hook's blogs???>?!!!?!??!?!!?!? In one of his classic ones he attacks everyone in the band, saying things like "unlike them, I constantly like to be working", and declaring that New Order is over before even discussing it with his band mates. So if you wanna go by the logic that New Order fans act like New Order themselves, i'll revert to another thing Hook said either about or to his band mates: "You are no more New Order than I am!"....So with that logic, I act like New Order more than anyone else on this board!
That's food for thought, so eat a meal.
J
Good catch with "unrational"! I guess you really are smarter than the rest of this board! Come to think of it, I don't even think I've ever used 'unrational' in actual conversation before now. lol Smoking too much crack, I is. Of course, I doubt anyone think's you're a hero for pointing out grammerical mistakes. Though mine was pretty lame lol Of course, I could point out errors in what you've typed as well, but it doesn't matter. Anyways, I'm not questioning your intelligence. So really, no offense meant. You just seem overly bitter towards the rest of us.
I'm only bitter towards those who attack me....I will admit i'm defensive....aren't we all a bit though?
J
Touché, salesman. ;)
Because I'm a ManU fan and a bunch of Arabs have just bought Man Shitty and are going to buy their way to winning every fooking trophy going, spending billions in the process, managed by an ex-reds legend.
It doesn't get any worse than this at the moment, even after buying Berbatov for £30m.
Current state of play (for our Yank cousins):
MAN UNITED: Current Europen Champions & English Champions
MAN CITY: Have won fook all since 1976.
That's why I'M bitter and snide. For today at least anyway.
No Holiday wrote: It's just curious to me. Some people on here are cool, but a lot of posters are just straight up pessimistic penises. Is it a Euro thing? Is it a gay thing? What's the deal with people like Uncle Liam? I'm just curious to know thats all...by the way, look out for more posts from me in the future wankers!
J
Sorry, I'm joining this discussion late but the reason can be easily summarised:
Some people think that by acting like cunts they are replicating the New Order ethos and attitude, whereas in actual fact they are just being cunts.
jake atkinson wrote:
No Holiday wrote: It's just curious to me. Some people on here are cool, but a lot of posters are just straight up pessimistic penises. Is it a Euro thing? Is it a gay thing? What's the deal with people like Uncle Liam? I'm just curious to know thats all...by the way, look out for more posts from me in the future wankers!
J
Sorry, I'm joining this discussion late but the reason can be easily summarised:
Some people think that by acting like cunts they are replicating the New Order ethos and attitude, whereas in actual fact they are just being cunts.
I've seen similar (if not, worse) behaviour by morons on the oasisinet forums (forums of the official Oasis website). For example, when I said that I didn't understand the male obsession with masculinity over a certain topic they were talking about (I won't go into detail as this is not the forum to talk about it), one idiot called me a 'whore'.
The people who are taking the piss...well, you could probably notice that they're merely joking or taking the piss...and it's amusing. It's the people who are truly idiots that gain contempt from others on online forums.
leather_girl wrote:
jake atkinson wrote:
No Holiday wrote: It's just curious to me. Some people on here are cool, but a lot of posters are just straight up pessimistic penises. Is it a Euro thing? Is it a gay thing? What's the deal with people like Uncle Liam? I'm just curious to know thats all...by the way, look out for more posts from me in the future wankers!
J
Sorry, I'm joining this discussion late but the reason can be easily summarised:
Some people think that by acting like cunts they are replicating the New Order ethos and attitude, whereas in actual fact they are just being cunts.
I've seen similar (if not, worse) behaviour by morons on the oasisinet forums (forums of the official Oasis website). For example, when I said that I didn't understand the male obsession with masculinity over a certain topic they were talking about (I won't go into detail as this is not the forum to talk about it), one idiot called me a 'whore'.
The people who are taking the piss...well, you could probably notice that they're merely joking or taking the piss...and it's amusing. It's the people who are truly idiots that gain contempt from others on online forums.
I'd rather be a whore than admit to being an oasis fan!
Discoring: rock electronico wrote: New Order's public image for years was somewhat aloof and distant and for some of their audience this is true aswell. Also as the significant majority of the fans are from the NW of England it is customary to playfully insult other people. Something which Americans dont always 'get'.
Hey, hold on a sec.......I am aloof but I'm from the north-west of England so you can hardly call me distant....Jeez...and I never, ever playfully insult folk.....just seriously insult folk.......now feck off me board.....tossers........
jake atkinson wrote:
No Holiday wrote: It's just curious to me. Some people on here are cool, but a lot of posters are just straight up pessimistic penises. Is it a Euro thing? Is it a gay thing? What's the deal with people like Uncle Liam? I'm just curious to know thats all...by the way, look out for more posts from me in the future wankers!
J
Sorry, I'm joining this discussion late but the reason can be easily summarised:
Some people think that by acting like cunts they are replicating the New Order ethos and attitude, whereas in actual fact they are just being cunts.
I think that is maybe one of the wisest things anyone's ever posted on this board......i'm serious.
J
I think someone doesnt know what Bitter and Snide mean. I suspect its because Bitter and Snide has been mistaken for "disappointed with reissued product".
No Holiday wrote:
jake atkinson wrote:
No Holiday wrote: It's just curious to me. Some people on here are cool, but a lot of posters are just straight up pessimistic penises. Is it a Euro thing? Is it a gay thing? What's the deal with people like Uncle Liam? I'm just curious to know thats all...by the way, look out for more posts from me in the future wankers!
J
Sorry, I'm joining this discussion late but the reason can be easily summarised:
Some people think that by acting like cunts they are replicating the New Order ethos and attitude, whereas in actual fact they are just being cunts.
I think that is maybe one of the wisest things anyone's ever posted on this board......i'm serious.
J
Perhaps, but you aren't very good at replicating the NO ethos.
