No Holiday wrote: And yeah i'm really like Ali G.
So he is like a satirical character that is not self aware what a silly poseur he is...? 
not sure what level of irony
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Why are so many people on the New Order Message Board bitter and snide?
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the remark about me being like Ali G was in sarcasm......
Listen to my music first before saying anything.
J
No Holiday wrote: If you listen to my music you'll actually hear quality material.
No ,it's wank! 
No Holiday wrote:
Jed Stephens wrote: I think the problem is that some people think that as we are all fans of the same band, we would all have the same opinion, and when someone disagrees, they take it personally. In your case exposing everyone to a torrent of abuse and accusing them of being homophobic, to suggest that anyone disagreeing with you is due to them being homophobic or due to the part of the world they live in is ridiculous.
You must be getting crushed under the weight of the chip on your shoulder.
Could you answer without calling me an asshole, what exactly did you hope to achieve from this post?, that everyone would see the errors of their ways and apologies? the world isn't like that, get used to it.
Want me to call you an "arsehole" instead? Would that make you feel better? What pissed me off about your response is that you stated FALSITIES! You said my threads were designed to annoy New Order fans, which is not true. That is your perception, and your opinion. You also said that I said NEW ORDER WERE NOT GOOD- AGAIN NOT TRUE! I NEVER SAID THAT! And I do have a sense of humor, and I get that New Order as a band is a bit meloncholic and snide themselves and some of the fans act like that, but I don't like repeatedly getting shitted on for posts which I think are fine and ones that you disagree with. IF YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE MADE SOLELY TO ANNOY NEW ORDER FANS that is going to anger me because it's not true. So next time your faggot ass wants to be "informative", get your fuckin facts straight you non-lubricated cunt!
J
Your toys are on the floor in case you are wondering where you threw them :)
No Holiday wrote: ....and I get that New Order as a band is a bit meloncholic ...and some of the fans act like that,
4 a day man myself, normally stick to Galia but can't resist a nice water melon.
That music is dreadful, what's the New Order one about then? Couldn't listen to it.
No Holiday wrote: the remark about me being like Ali G was in sarcasm......
Listen to my music first before saying anything.
J
Wasn't sarcasm. There's a difference though, in that Sacha Baron Cohen gets paid millions to look like a knobhead. You don't.
And the music?.. I fart funkier tunes.
El Jarvo wrote:
James Thomas wrote:
Andy wrote: ...the significant majority of the fans are from the NW of England...
So we're gays from the north west of England now? Some bollocks in here isn't there?
The original poster hit Nail on Head ...
Most people from the North-West of England are, in fact, gayers. Glad someone had the balls to finally stand up and say it!
Oh, and they're all also teachers, natch.
Aren't N.O. from oop North? Does this make them gay?
You heard it here first people,Hooky is gay!!! 
No Holiday wrote:
I'm not the one who decided to open his homosexual mouth and attack me for what you think are stupid posts. .... And when I called you a cunt, I wasn't going for shock value. I was just calling it as I saw it, and I see you as a cunt. With freckles and dangly brunettish pubic hair.
J
I think we just got ourselves another ex-member of the site. We don't do homophobia round here No Hols, I suggest you fuck off somewhere else.
I'm not fckng bitter. And I'm not even gay, English or American. So do I have to leave this forum now? 
Don't get me wrong. I just feel left out somehow .
Bere wrote: I'm not fckng bitter. And I'm not even gay, English or American. So do I have to leave this forum now?
Everyone's gay.
You just don't know it yet.
Burt Reynolds wrote:
No Holiday wrote: the remark about me being like Ali G was in sarcasm......
Listen to my music first before saying anything.
J
Wasn't sarcasm. There's a difference though, in that Sacha Baron Cohen gets paid millions to look like a knobhead. You don't.
And the music?.. I fart funkier tunes.
As regular as clockwork, Burt comes up with the goods yet again!
El Jarvo wrote:
Bere wrote: I'm not fckng bitter. And I'm not even gay, English or American. So do I have to leave this forum now?
Everyone's gay.
You just don't know it yet.
O.K. I start dating girls from today then. Thanks for opening my eyes. 
No Holiday wrote: I see you as a cunt. With freckles and dangly brunettish pubic hair.
J
Funny how you get a mental picture of people, I picture you in stockings and suspenders, wearing eye liner and mastabating furiously at the venom from your own posts.
No Holiday's life must in fact be quite a holiday if all he has to worry about is what goes on a message board.He probably lives at home with his mummy and takes his frustration about that situation out on here.
Jed Stephens wrote:
No Holiday wrote: I see you as a cunt. With freckles and dangly brunettish pubic hair.
J
Funny how you get a mental picture of people, I picture you in stockings and suspenders, wearing eye liner and mastabating furiously at the venom from your own posts.
I see him queueing, clutching a skateboard, going 'YO YO' desperately at random passer-bys, occasionally shouting 'I'm goin to bust a cap in yo ass', while waiting to see if he can pass the audition for a 'House of Pain' tribute band.
This thread should be moved to BCD, or removed together.
Grow the fuck up the lot of you.
Anyone taking seriously anything that's written on here wants to have a word with themselves.
This petty arse-kicking game is pathetic to read. None of you have the brains to be properly insulting to one another. It just reads like low-grade playground bullying.
I bet you all phone your Mums to tell them what the nasty people on here said. Does she make you your special tea for being so brave in standing up to them?
Fucking mooks.
Completely agree Col, Don't give this cock any more time to spout jism.
BTW : You haven't felt my bottom in a while!!
I'd just like to point out that I added quite a bit that LJ might not actually agree with.
I'd like to add something else, but I'll PM her with that.
DJ Diamond wrote: This thread should be moved to BCD, or removed together.
Grow the fuck up the lot of you.
Anyone taking seriously anything that's written on here wants to have a word with themselves.
This petty arse-kicking game is pathetic to read. None of you have the brains to be properly insulting to one another. It just reads like low-grade playground bullying.
I bet you all phone your Mums to tell them what the nasty people on here said. Does she make you your special tea for being so brave in standing up to them?
Fucking mooks.
true. it has got silly, but it's been fun.
you'll hear no more from me about it.
lucyjane wrote: Completely agree Col, Don't give this cock any more time to spout jism.
BTW : You haven't felt my bottom in a while!!
This is one of the greatests posts I have ever read on NOOL. It is pure poetry. :) I love it!
Man, I've been lurking in the shadows too long. What the fuck happened here? Since when is calling someone a cunt a bad thing? Particularly if they ARE one.
As for saying your music is quality where Jed's is shite, let's compare.
J Baron has 95 friends.
Bassbandits have 510 friends.
Real music beats hip-hop every time. But in all honesty, music is music. Not all music is for everyone.
As you can tell, most people on here don't like New Order (in particular, songs like Regret and albums like Technique). They do enjoy arguing with their counterparts across the Atlantic ocean though.
Of course, seeing as NO are British, and British comedy is largely based on sarcasm and wittiness (unlike down south of where I'm at, where all it takes for a laugh is the word "fuck"), there may tend to be a fair ammount of sarcasm on here.
Posts like this make my day. Anyone remember that chick that was having mental spazms and claiming to know Hooky and such? That was another good one. We should get Spotty to archive these in a new forum devoted to serious arguments about insanely trivial things.
Well bye. :)
Razed In A New Division Of Agony wrote: Man, I've been lurking in the shadows too long. What the fuck happened here? Since when is calling someone a cunt a bad thing? Particularly if they ARE one.
As for saying your music is quality where Jed's is shite, let's compare.
J Baron has 95 friends.
Bassbandits have 510 friends.
Real music beats hip-hop every time. But in all honesty, music is music. Not all music is for everyone.
As you can tell, most people on here don't like New Order (in particular, songs like Regret and albums like Technique). They do enjoy arguing with their counterparts across the Atlantic ocean though.
Of course, seeing as NO are British, and British comedy is largely based on sarcasm and wittiness (unlike down south of where I'm at, where all it takes for a laugh is the word "fuck"), there may tend to be a fair ammount of sarcasm on here.
Posts like this make my day. Anyone remember that chick that was having mental spazms and claiming to know Hooky and such? That was another good one. We should get Spotty to archive these in a new forum devoted to serious arguments about insanely trivial things.
Well bye. :)
See this is what I can't stand the most on this board. Not the bickering or the sarcasm, but putting words in my mouth.. I never said dude's music was "shite"....I never heard Jed's music, nor do I have any interest to hear it. As far as the fact that Jed has 500 more friends of me, I will admit that i'm not motivated enough to go around picking up myspace friends like coins in a video game. Maybe I should to get my music across, but that's my own issue I have to work out. And since when did the number of friends you have have anything to do with the music? If you wanna make a popularity comparison.....i'm sure 50 Cent's last album sold a lot more than WFTSC, but that doesn't mean 50 Cent's album is better. All I was saying is that I dont promote my music every single opportunity I get, like Mr. Stevens does...I don't put the link beneath every single post, like Bass Bandits Stevens does.....I never once criticised his music because I'm too indifferent to bother to listen to it. Don't put words in my mouth that were never there in the first place, Canadian!
J
Just for the ever important record, I would rather be Canadian than American.
Listen, son, your 'music' is amongst the very worst I have ever heard. So please, dont bother in trying to get it across.
You are a certifiable grade A tosser. So just fuck off.
Oh, and nwo your going to caught out as a racist, and a hompohobe. In the same thread! thats quite an accomplishment.
Uncle Liam wrote: Just for the ever important record, I would rather be Canadian than American.
Spotty will just LOVE that quote
