Strange facts (and not so facts) about New Order

Uncle Liam wrote:

No Holiday wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: Your music is crap, no one likes you, everyone thinks your a geek, your posts are ridiculous and remind of a spotty teenager trying SO hard to get laid, but you do acheive one thing that no else does. You unite the board. But only in sheer fucking hatred and pity at you.

Hehehe.....and I remind YOU of a teenager.....You sound like a phony suburban kid trying to climb the social ladder in the freshman year of high school...calling me a geek! hahaha. Again, let me ask you a question in a previous post that you have yet to answer.....what talents do you have???? What use do you have being on this planet? I don't know if you're from Barcelona or some shit but soon enough you'll be attacked by bulls and your flesh will be eaten by parasites (and litricites). But anyways Liam, I won't take up any more of your time I know you're dying to change the web browser tab over to the child porn site you are simultaneously on.....so i'll let you get back to that!

J

(in an ironic way obviously).

As for my talents, well, I do have to say this, If you think that you've got some kind of rapping talent, then i daresay i have as well!

As for the bull and the parasites, a number of points:

1- What makes you so sure? 2- What makes you think i'm actually going to ever get into a situation where a bull will kill me? 3- And considering its well known that I want to be cremated, in what way are parasites going to eat my body? The chances are that if i did get killed by a bull, my dead corpse would be taken away by the authorities to determine a precise cause of death, then i'd be prepared for a flight back to England, handed over to the local funeral director and have my body prepared for cremation. 4- I'd be DEAD. In what way am I supposed to care even if my body is ate by parasites.

So yet again NO BUYS

Liam why the fuck would I know that you want to be cremated? Why do you think i'm the least bit interested in anything about you? You are just some antagonizing bum on the message boards with no talent or life who has a reputation for being someone that nobody really takes too seriously. As far as what you do with Bulls, I actually retract my last statement. You would never go fight a bull. You're too much of a pussy. You'd rather just kidnap a bull and make him ram one of his horns up your asshole all night while you're on NOOL making childish posts....

I can see it now as you're bending over for the Bull-

"(Moaning) BUYS! YES BUYS! OOOOH GOD DON'T STOP! BUYS!"

what a fucking joke- this guy

J

I take it back. This is the GREATEST THREAD IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!

Gazman wrote:

CuanaD - D-plus wrote:

Gazman wrote:

Got any Popcorn left Gaz? Mines empty already & they're only getting started!

Loads Con,loads

I think I need some popcorn too - this is entertaining! :p

1. Steve not only owns a tank,

i've flinged shit at that tank, not my shit, sheep and cow shit.

didn't get his house thou

No Holiday wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: Your music is crap, no one likes you, everyone thinks your a geek, your posts are ridiculous and remind of a spotty teenager trying SO hard to get laid, but you do acheive one thing that no else does. You unite the board. But only in sheer fucking hatred and pity at you.

Hehehe.....and I remind YOU of a teenager.....You sound like a phony suburban kid trying to climb the social ladder in the freshman year of high school...calling me a geek! hahaha. Again, let me ask you a question in a previous post that you have yet to answer.....what talents do you have???? What use do you have being on this planet? I don't know if you're from Barcelona or some shit but soon enough you'll be attacked by bulls and your flesh will be eaten by parasites (and litricites). But anyways Liam, I won't take up any more of your time I know you're dying to change the web browser tab over to the child porn site you are simultaneously on.....so i'll let you get back to that!

J

Holiday, if the opening post of this thread doesn't prove you're a prize fuckwit, then this quote most certainly does.

Do us all a favour and piss off.

No Holiday wrote:

-New Order obviously has a huge gay following, yet unlike fellow -

J

Reported to mods, defamation of typical fans character.

Now I realise why the record shop manager gave me a wink and a smile after handing over 3 quid for the Thieves' 12 incher.

Uncle Liam wrote: This is a total failure. -***** post.

NO BUYS

Reported to mods - censorship as above not allowed

Know Byes

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: Surely a contender for Worst Thread Ever???

Reported, Pot Kettle....

No Holiday wrote:

You'd rather just kidnap a bull and make him ram one of his horns up your asshole all night while you're on NOOL making childish posts....

I can see it now as you're bending over for the Bull-

"(Moaning) BUYS! YES BUYS! OOOOH GOD DON'T STOP! BUYS!"

Now i have to admit, that's got me pissing meself here

Mods, ban them all!

So shall it be at the end of the world: the angels shall come forth, and sever the wicked from among the just, And shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth (oh, shit)(Matthew 13:49-50).

No Holiday wrote: child porn site

I know Liam can be an obnoxious bastard sometimes, but you crossed the line there. I don't usually comment these kind of childish posts, but that was very silly of you, to say the least.

I've totally changed my mind on no hols, he's very entertaining in a sick kind of watching someone drowning kind of way, show we throw him a float or pelt him with bricks? this is great fun.

just when I thought he'd come to his senses and started a sensible, though covered many times before, thread i.e would NO have gone britpop... he goes and totally redeems himself with this shite.

where's my bricks?

LeggyD wrote:

No Holiday wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: Your music is crap, no one likes you, everyone thinks your a geek, your posts are ridiculous and remind of a spotty teenager trying SO hard to get laid, but you do acheive one thing that no else does. You unite the board. But only in sheer fucking hatred and pity at you.

Hehehe.....and I remind YOU of a teenager.....You sound like a phony suburban kid trying to climb the social ladder in the freshman year of high school...calling me a geek! hahaha. Again, let me ask you a question in a previous post that you have yet to answer.....what talents do you have???? What use do you have being on this planet? I don't know if you're from Barcelona or some shit but soon enough you'll be attacked by bulls and your flesh will be eaten by parasites (and litricites). But anyways Liam, I won't take up any more of your time I know you're dying to change the web browser tab over to the child porn site you are simultaneously on.....so i'll let you get back to that!

J

Holiday, if the opening post of this thread doesn't prove you're a prize fuckwit, then this quote most certainly does.

Do us all a favour and piss off.

Im with Dave on this one,

and afore ye piss off NH,a public apology to Liam wouldnt go a miss.

Bang out of order

No Holiday wrote: Liam why the fuck would I know that you want to be cremated? Why do you think i'm the least bit interested in anything about you? You are just some antagonizing bum on the message boards with no talent or life who has a reputation for being someone that nobody really takes too seriously. As far as what you do with Bulls, I actually retract my last statement. You would never go fight a bull. You're too much of a pussy. You'd rather just kidnap a bull and make him ram one of his horns up your asshole all night while you're on NOOL making childish posts....

I can see it now as you're bending over for the Bull-

"(Moaning) BUYS! YES BUYS! OOOOH GOD DON'T STOP! BUYS!"

what a fucking joke- this guy

J

(again in an ironic way).

Now we all know, that your and your homeboys like to play Bukkake every Saturday night, but you're now having fantasies about me being fucked by a bulls horn? Who would ever have thought that the board would hear about such zoophilac fantasties?

Now as we've established you fucking worthless prick, I have no talents. I want to know what your talents are homeboy? Comedy certainly isnt one of them. Music definitley isnt one of them. Writing definitley isnt one of them? So whats your purpose? Coming on the board and asking stupid questions? Coming on here and trying to play the antagonist?

Now you see the thing is, you can accuse me of being a peadophile, an animal shagger etc etc. I really dont give a shit. The fact is, my reputation speaks for itself. You on the other hand, need to joint he rest of us (well, most of us) in the real world, stop pretending that your some big gangster, and admit to the rest of the world, that youre a fucking timid, worthless piece of monkey shit who gets his kicks from sitting under some 30 stone rent boy, and letting him shit all over you.

Uncle Liam wrote:

No Holiday wrote: Liam why the fuck would I know that you want to be cremated? Why do you think i'm the least bit interested in anything about you? You are just some antagonizing bum on the message boards with no talent or life who has a reputation for being someone that nobody really takes too seriously. As far as what you do with Bulls, I actually retract my last statement. You would never go fight a bull. You're too much of a pussy. You'd rather just kidnap a bull and make him ram one of his horns up your asshole all night while you're on NOOL making childish posts....

I can see it now as you're bending over for the Bull-

"(Moaning) BUYS! YES BUYS! OOOOH GOD DON'T STOP! BUYS!"

what a fucking joke- this guy

J

erm i think were diviating somewhat from the original thread. No Holiday has shown his worth again with a reviting and well thought out piece.

(again in an ironic way).

Now we all know, that your and your homeboys like to play Bukkake every Saturday night, but you're now having fantasies about me being fucked by a bulls horn? Who would ever have thought that the board would hear about such zoophilac fantasties?

Now as we've established you fucking worthless prick, I have no talents. I want to know what your talents are homeboy? Comedy certainly isnt one of them. Music definitley isnt one of them. Writing definitley isnt one of them? So whats your purpose? Coming on the board and asking stupid questions? Coming on here and trying to play the antagonist?

Now you see the thing is, you can accuse me of being a peadophile, an animal shagger etc etc. I really dont give a shit. The fact is, my reputation speaks for itself. You on the other hand, need to joint he rest of us (well, most of us) in the real world, stop pretending that your some big gangster, and admit to the rest of the world, that youre a fucking timid, worthless piece of monkey shit who gets his kicks from sitting under some 30 stone rent boy, and letting him shit all over you.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Facsimile wrote:

No Holiday wrote: -New Order obviously has a huge gay following

I've got loads of gay friends and none of them are interested in New Order.

...and that's after years of ramming it down their throats.

Ramming what down their throats? Yer cock, or New Order?

No Holiday wrote: What band was mixing disco grooves with indie post punk sensibility besides NO in 1982?

Public Image Ltd. ("Death Disco") Ministry ("I Wanted to Tell Her") ESG (most of their stuff) Cabaret Voltaire ("Seconds Too Late")

public image,, death disco,, wasnt that 1979 or something ,,deffo not 82...

seen it in your eyes,

words are useless..., ,hasnt this thread improved since keegan resigned.. truth

79 order wrote: public image,, death disco,, wasnt that 1979 or something ,,deffo not 82...

seen it in your eyes,

words are useless..., ,hasnt this thread improved since keegan resigned.. truth

word

Uncle Liam wrote:

No Holiday wrote: Liam why the fuck would I know that you want to be cremated? Why do you think i'm the least bit interested in anything about you? You are just some antagonizing bum on the message boards with no talent or life who has a reputation for being someone that nobody really takes too seriously. As far as what you do with Bulls, I actually retract my last statement. You would never go fight a bull. You're too much of a pussy. You'd rather just kidnap a bull and make him ram one of his horns up your asshole all night while you're on NOOL making childish posts....

I can see it now as you're bending over for the Bull-

"(Moaning) BUYS! YES BUYS! OOOOH GOD DON'T STOP! BUYS!"

what a fucking joke- this guy

J

(again in an ironic way).

Now we all know, that your and your homeboys like to play Bukkake every Saturday night, but you're now having fantasies about me being fucked by a bulls horn? Who would ever have thought that the board would hear about such zoophilac fantasties?

Now as we've established you fucking worthless prick, I have no talents. I want to know what your talents are homeboy? Comedy certainly isnt one of them. Music definitley isnt one of them. Writing definitley isnt one of them? So whats your purpose? Coming on the board and asking stupid questions? Coming on here and trying to play the antagonist?

Now you see the thing is, you can accuse me of being a peadophile, an animal shagger etc etc. I really dont give a shit. The fact is, my reputation speaks for itself. You on the other hand, need to joint he rest of us (well, most of us) in the real world, stop pretending that your some big gangster, and admit to the rest of the world, that youre a fucking timid, worthless piece of monkey shit who gets his kicks from sitting under some 30 stone rent boy, and letting him shit all over you.

And how exactly am I the antagonist? I start a thread that has nothing to do with insulting you and you make a post on here attacking me for no apparent reason. So I do to you what I do to all my enemies: I shit on them about 20 times worse than they shit on me.

You have no talents. You've admitted this. You said earlier that if I consider my songwriting a talent, then you are talented too. So are you saying you can do what I do. Write a 3 16 bar verse/3 chorus hiphop track? People are telling me to send my music out to labels and i'm networking at the moment. You, however, have no talent. Useless like an appendix.

And I do NOT apologize for calling Liam a pedophile, but I am shocked that so many people got offended by that....In the states its not really that big a deal to insult someone by implying that they like to "touch little boys" as rapper Canibus once said. Hell, LL Cool J just said in one of his new mixtape tracks "Laptop Gangstas": "You can click off my site/go back to your child porn". Maybe it's something which is more riskee in other parts of the world. I mean no disrespect to anyone other than Liam who might be offended by making this comment, but I don't apologize or take the comment back. This is not that fucking serious people. It's a damn message board exchange of words. Sit back, enjoy, or ignore. I'm good either way. And Liam......eat a dick!

J

79 order wrote: public image,, death disco,, wasnt that 1979 or something ,,deffo not 82...

Yes, but I was thinking 82 or before.

GET A ROOM!

nmc wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Facsimile wrote:

No Holiday wrote: -New Order obviously has a huge gay following

I've got loads of gay friends and none of them are interested in New Order.

...and that's after years of ramming it down their throats.

Ramming what down their throats? Yer cock, or New Order?

yep, that was the 'gag' jeff. well spotted.

Subtle that, Facs. Missed that one.

I'll try to keep the topic on course, and a strange fact here is that paul morley is a cunt, read internationals opening in the booklet.

No Holiday wrote:

And how exactly am I the antagonist? I start a thread that has nothing to do with insulting you and you make a post on here attacking me for no apparent reason. So I do to you what I do to all my enemies: I shit on them about 20 times worse than they shit on me.

You have no talents. You've admitted this. You said earlier that if I consider my songwriting a talent, then you are talented too. So are you saying you can do what I do. Write a 3 16 bar verse/3 chorus hiphop track? People are telling me to send my music out to labels and i'm networking at the moment. You, however, have no talent. Useless like an appendix.

And I do NOT apologize for calling Liam a pedophile, but I am shocked that so many people got offended by that....In the states its not really that big a deal to insult someone by implying that they like to "touch little boys" as rapper Canibus once said. Hell, LL Cool J just said in one of his new mixtape tracks "Laptop Gangstas": "You can click off my site/go back to your child porn". Maybe it's something which is more riskee in other parts of the world. I mean no disrespect to anyone other than Liam who might be offended by making this comment, but I don't apologize or take the comment back. This is not that fucking serious people. It's a damn message board exchange of words. Sit back, enjoy, or ignore. I'm good either way. And Liam......eat a dick!

J

Yes I can what you. A million times better. And the thing is this, if your "music" (and i use that term in its broadest possible context) was so great, why have no labels come begging for your signature? Where the head of EM bloody I? Wheres Richard Branson? They aint knocking on yoru door thats for fucking certain.

Now I will say this. Accusing people of being a peadphile is one thing. saying you mean no disrespect and then not apoligising for it is another. A number of people on the board consider me a good friend. A few of them have had me in the company of their children. so are you not dispecting them? It might be a "damn message board exchange of words" but you obviously dont know what your words mean.

I will also say do you know how many lives are destroyed by false accusations of Peadohilia? Its enough. Look at Michael Jackson. But yet you justify it by quoting some ten a penny rapper. As far as I'm concerned, that speaks volumes about your character.

Now taking away all the gimmicks, all the bullshit, all the jokes, all the long winded speeches, I will say this: You are the vilest, most worthless, most disgusting, most shameful, most ingorant, most pathetic, most talentless, most nausea inducing individual I have ever come across. I sincerely wish you nothing but the absolute worse for the rest of your pathetic little life.

Uncle Liam wrote:

No Holiday wrote:

And how exactly am I the antagonist? I start a thread that has nothing to do with insulting you and you make a post on here attacking me for no apparent reason. So I do to you what I do to all my enemies: I shit on them about 20 times worse than they shit on me.

You have no talents. You've admitted this. You said earlier that if I consider my songwriting a talent, then you are talented too. So are you saying you can do what I do. Write a 3 16 bar verse/3 chorus hiphop track? People are telling me to send my music out to labels and i'm networking at the moment. You, however, have no talent. Useless like an appendix.

And I do NOT apologize for calling Liam a pedophile, but I am shocked that so many people got offended by that....In the states its not really that big a deal to insult someone by implying that they like to "touch little boys" as rapper Canibus once said. Hell, LL Cool J just said in one of his new mixtape tracks "Laptop Gangstas": "You can click off my site/go back to your child porn". Maybe it's something which is more riskee in other parts of the world. I mean no disrespect to anyone other than Liam who might be offended by making this comment, but I don't apologize or take the comment back. This is not that fucking serious people. It's a damn message board exchange of words. Sit back, enjoy, or ignore. I'm good either way. And Liam......eat a dick!

J

Yes I can what you. A million times better. And the thing is this, if your "music" (and i use that term in its broadest possible context) was so great, why have no labels come begging for your signature? Where the head of EM bloody I? Wheres Richard Branson? They aint knocking on yoru door thats for fucking certain.

Now I will say this. Accusing people of being a peadphile is one thing. saying you mean no disrespect and then not apoligising for it is another. A number of people on the board consider me a good friend. A few of them have had me in the company of their children. so are you not dispecting them? It might be a "damn message board exchange of words" but you obviously dont know what your words mean.

I will also say do you know how many lives are destroyed by false accusations of Peadohilia? Its enough. Look at Michael Jackson. But yet you justify it by quoting some ten a penny rapper. As far as I'm concerned, that speaks volumes about your character.

Now taking away all the gimmicks, all the bullshit, all the jokes, all the long winded speeches, I will say this: You are the vilest, most worthless, most disgusting, most shameful, most ingorant, most pathetic, most talentless, most nausea inducing. I sincerely wish you nothing but the absolute worse for the rest of your pathetic little life.

Liam, for once I agree with you on some of your points, but to No Holiday, just please let the thread die, your digging yourself a rather deep hole.

This is better than Eastenders!

shug IS A cunt though...and is he is homerBOY!