Thats too far, if i stuck a big erect penis up or an black person being hung they'd be fookin hell on.
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Moderators - ban that 'fanny' avatar picture
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Well, since the only person that can ban anybody is on vacation, it might be a few days...
but we have already discussed it...a little bit...
in the mean time, if you find it "THAT" offensive, you could always turn the display of avys off until Nicos gets back....
Andrew Sayer wrote: Thats too far, if i stuck a big erect penis up or an black person being hung they'd be fookin hell on. SORT IT OUT
hear, hear.
it also looks a little bit uncomfortable, all that rooting around.
I was going to say the same myself yesterday but my pc crashed. It evidently does not like porn.
Who is the user? I suspect somebody who's already on here...
It is. They admitted as such.
Because its a real big and brace man to hide behind a second user name...
IN North America we call those ugly waist-pouches 'fanny-packs'. Do Brits just crack up over this or what? Like hearing, 'hold on, my camera's in my pussy-pack'?
FtotheDoubleOff wrote: IN North America we call those ugly waist-pouches 'fanny-packs'. Do Brits just crack up over this or what? Like hearing, 'hold on, my camera's in my pussy-pack'?
In the UK, we call those ugly below-the-waist-pouches 'vaginas'. Only very vaguely prettier than the male equivalent - the 'last-turkey-in-the-shop' look.
They both have a function but aren't in the least bit attractive.
It's childish and very unnecessary.
I bet it's Russell Brand or Jonathan Ross.
They're always creating mischief, the cheeky scamps! ![]()
I demand their resignations!
FtotheDoubleOff wrote: IN North America we call those ugly waist-pouches 'fanny-packs'. Do Brits just crack up over this or what? Like hearing, 'hold on, my camera's in my pussy-pack'?
The use of the word "fanny" got John McEnroe in a bit of trouble, all he said was wibledon could do with more fannys on seats, the brit co presenters nearly choked, I love the fact that some words have different meaning, but we both still call it english.
as for the avatar picture, it doesn't offend me, but I understand that it would others and is therefore unacceptable.
again, the only person capable of banning is Nic and he's on vacation. a private message has been sent to this user asking him to remove his avatar picture. unfortunately we moderators can't do much more than this right now ![]()
almansoglasnost wrote: again, the only person capable of banning is Nic and he's on vacation. a private message has been sent to this user asking him to remove his avatar picture. unfortunately we moderators can't do much more than this right now
You can't carpet bomb his home town?
What use are you then?
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I've never seen any avatars, have them switched off as a matter of course as they delay pages loading. That said, if there's an offensive one up at the moment then it should be removed, we've a few precedents after all.
It's a shot of some lass's split beaver. I mean, how much misogyny does there have to be round here for people to be "offended"?? It's the 21st Century and there's a black fella in the White House. FFS.
Plus, there's a thread elsewhere with a piccy of a guy with a boner. All's fair and equal, no?
It's a matter of appropriacy Martin. If this was a 'porn' forum, then fair enough.
However, this place is being bandied around as the 'Official' site and as such, reflects pretty poorly on the band and their associated projects nowadays, not to mention the members here - whether that's tacky or 'adult' avatars or the infantile bickering and gratuitous pursuit of personal insults in the forum pages.
I really think a 'clean up' is desperately needed if this site is to retain any credibility. ![]()
Chris Nash wrote: It's a matter of appropriacy Martin. If this was a 'porn' forum, then fair enough.
However, this place is being bandied around as the 'Official' site and as such, reflects pretty poorly on the band and their associated projects nowadays, not to mention the members here - whether that's tacky or 'adult' avatars or the infantile bickering and gratuitous pursuit of personal insults in the forum pages.
I really think a 'clean up' is desperately needed if this site is to retain any credibility.
Well, maybe. But given that the band themselves have descended into infantile & petty bickering (actually, it's more like a career-long project!) it seems almost apt.
And, from what I've read on here, the recent reissues really needed a "clean up" in places of they were to retain any credibility.
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Still, love juice smells like dead fish the last I heard....
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:
Still, love juice smells like dead fish the last I heard....
You've been with/talking to the wrong people then mate. Showers/baths can do wonders! ![]()
Diamond 383 wrote:
37,000 strong, we can't be wrong
Millions of flys eat shite,
they cant all be wrong either...
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PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:
Still, love juice smells like dead fish the last I heard....
Scampi Fries ![]()
You guys are making a big deal about nothing. This site and these forums are dedicated to NOOL, but do we really need to make sure that we set the proper etiquette standards for avatars on this page??? I mean cmon, this is Censorship at its most petty. Who in their right mind who goes on this board would honestly be offended by a picture of a vagina??? This isn't the Fundamentalist Christian Message Board, it's the New Order Message Board. I would imagine that nobody under 18 goes on this site, so what's the damn problem?? I mean there are people here who have a racist southern flag as their avatar, and that's ok, but a picture of the female anatomy isn't????? Cmon guys chill the hell out.
J
you could be right if only this was not forbidden in the forum rules. entering this site and posting means you agree with those terms. you have the right not to agree with them but the webmaster has the right to ban you if you don't follow. simple as that. ![]()
No Holiday wrote: You guys are making a big deal about nothing. This site and these forums are dedicated to NOOL, but do we really need to make sure that we set the proper etiquette standards for avatars on this page??? I mean cmon, this is Censorship at its most petty. Who in their right mind who goes on this board would honestly be offended by a picture of a vagina??? This isn't the Fundamentalist Christian Message Board, it's the New Order Message Board. I would imagine that nobody under 18 goes on this site, so what's the damn problem?? I mean there are people here who have a racist southern flag as their avatar, and that's ok, but a picture of the female anatomy isn't????? Cmon guys chill the hell out.
J
I'm not prudish by any means, and I'm sure most of us on these boards aren't offended by nudity per se. But, this is a New Order-related site, and like Chris mentioned, not a porn site. Most of the music-related message boards I go on to, would probably have a member banned or at least warned or something if they had a pornographic (or seemingly pornographic) avatar. I'm not calling certain body parts pornographic in itself---just most of us think it's inappropriate to have such a picture (PS- I've never seen the avatar in question...but still...) as an avatar here. And I'm sure most (maybe all?) of the moderators would agree. It's not a question of being prudish, though---just whether it's appropriate for these boards or not. And it seems that many of us agree that it's not appropriate for these boards.
Yeah, I saw it. I was sat at work on a bank of desks that contains 2 middle aged women with the bosses desks to the rear. I nearly fucking choked on my cup-a-soup. Entirely unexpected and quite unwelcome. But when you take a step back it was a lighter, gentler time back then. We'll never get those days back.
I'm no prude and am certainly not offended by porn, but there's a time and a place. I certainly don't want to be faced with it when I'm at work, with family or in a queasy mood.
No Holiday wrote: You guys are making a big deal about nothing. This site and these forums are dedicated to NOOL, but do we really need to make sure that we set the proper etiquette standards for avatars on this page??? I mean cmon, this is Censorship at its most petty. Who in their right mind who goes on this board would honestly be offended by a picture of a vagina??? This isn't the Fundamentalist Christian Message Board, it's the New Order Message Board. I would imagine that nobody under 18 goes on this site, so what's the damn problem?? I mean there are people here who have a racist southern flag as their avatar, and that's ok, but a picture of the female anatomy isn't????? Cmon guys chill the hell out.
J
From our site's 'Terms Of Service':
Vulgarity and Sexual Explicitness…As a community with a diverse variety of members and readers, we ask that our members post without using vulgarity. Vulgarity not only includes vulgar language and pictures but also sexist, racist, anti-religious and homophobic language which may offend other members. In addition, the "masking" of vulgarity by inserting * or another keystroke in place of one or more letters in a vulgar term is unacceptable in most cases. We realize that there's a "grey area" of judgement with vulgarity but we ask that you'll respect others by avoiding vulgarity.
Everything you've posted in this thread is incorrect:
- The site and forums aren't dedicated to 'NOOL' they're dedicated to New Order.
- There are guidelines for avatars and they say that they shouldn't be 'adult' in nature. We do need to maintain standards - we're not here to make the band look bad.
- We DO have members that are under 18.
- The 'Southern Flag' or flag of the Confederacy, may have racist connotations to some, but is not inherently so - it's usually the way someone's mind works...
If 'adult' images are posted here, then the site becomes 'Not safe for work' which is NOT something we want. Some people here cite this website as examples of their work in different forms. Those people wouldn't want prospective employers assuming that 'adult' material was condoned by candidates.
They're the TOS when someone signs up. If you can't abide by them, stay away.
Please.
I'd come in from a club absolutely off my tits when I first saw it. It was one of those moments when you can't quite make sense of anything. Because I was confused about the picture I got confused about loads of other things. I spent ages trying to turn the mirror above the fireplace on then gave up and got into the spare bed. I opened my eyes the next morning and the first thought in my mind, before 'what the hell am I doing in the spare bed' was 'what was that fanny doing on Neworderonline?'
Chris Nash wrote:
No Holiday wrote: You guys are making a big deal about nothing. This site and these forums are dedicated to NOOL, but do we really need to make sure that we set the proper etiquette standards for avatars on this page??? I mean cmon, this is Censorship at its most petty. Who in their right mind who goes on this board would honestly be offended by a picture of a vagina??? This isn't the Fundamentalist Christian Message Board, it's the New Order Message Board. I would imagine that nobody under 18 goes on this site, so what's the damn problem?? I mean there are people here who have a racist southern flag as their avatar, and that's ok, but a picture of the female anatomy isn't????? Cmon guys chill the hell out.
J
From our site's 'Terms Of Service':
Vulgarity and Sexual Explicitness…As a community with a diverse variety of members and readers, we ask that our members post without using vulgarity. Vulgarity not only includes vulgar language and pictures but also sexist, racist, anti-religious and homophobic language which may offend other members. In addition, the "masking" of vulgarity by inserting * or another keystroke in place of one or more letters in a vulgar term is unacceptable in most cases. We realize that there's a "grey area" of judgement with vulgarity but we ask that you'll respect others by avoiding vulgarity.
Everything you've posted in this thread is incorrect:
- The site and forums aren't dedicated to 'NOOL' they're dedicated to New Order.
- There are guidelines for avatars and they say that they shouldn't be 'adult' in nature. We do need to maintain standards - we're not here to make the band look bad.
- We DO have members that are under 18.
- The 'Southern Flag' or flag of the Confederacy, may have racist connotations to some, but is not inherently so - it's usually the way someone's mind works...
If 'adult' images are posted here, then the site becomes 'Not safe for work' which is NOT something we want. Some people here cite this website as examples of their work in different forms. Those people wouldn't want prospective employers assuming that 'adult' material was condoned by candidates.
They're the TOS when someone signs up. If you can't abide by them, stay away.
Please.
Good post, Chris.
I agree with you.
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Moderators need more power here. That way they can get rid of all the spam (mobile phones sales etc) that appear across the forums. What exactly can mods do here? ( this isn't a dig just a question, I just thought they might have more control)
Chris Nash wrote:
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:
Still, love juice smells like dead fish the last I heard....
You've been with/talking to the wrong people then mate. Showers/baths can do wonders!
Absolutely.
Even dead fish doesn't smell of dead fish until it's gone off. Never buy fish that smells of fish, it should smell of sea.
Arfur Fuscake wrote: Moderators need more power here. That way they can get rid of all the spam (mobile phones sales etc) that appear across the forums. What exactly can mods do here? ( this isn't a dig just a question, I just thought they might have more control)

I dont mind what happens with the vagina as long as I dont have to see any pictures of children either.
Arfur Fuscake wrote: Moderators need more power here. That way they can get rid of all the spam (mobile phones sales etc) that appear across the forums. What exactly can mods do here? ( this isn't a dig just a question, I just thought they might have more control)
well, that is a discussion we must have once Nic gets back. right now Mods are capable of editing and moving threads mostly. but not in all forums, for ex i moderate the Spanish and Portuguese Forums, Digital Repuiblic and Community, but can't move a finger in -say- Music For Pleasure. and we can´t ban either, just Nic. we can warn but not much more than that.
Chris Nash wrote: Some people here cite this website as examples of their work in different forms.
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almanso: has nobody thought to remove the couple of threads that terry_tells_it_like_it_is posted on and then let the whole thing be forgotten about?
Seems like the pragmatic approach, rather than all this talk of people being fired from their jobs and children's minds being corrupted which, it has to be said, has achieved nothing but preventing the event from being forgotten by everyone.
No Holiday wrote: You guys are making a big deal about nothing. This site and these forums are dedicated to NOOL, but do we really need to make sure that we set the proper etiquette standards for avatars on this page??? I mean cmon, this is Censorship at its most petty. Who in their right mind who goes on this board would honestly be offended by a picture of a vagina??? This isn't the Fundamentalist Christian Message Board, it's the New Order Message Board. I would imagine that nobody under 18 goes on this site, so what's the damn problem?? I mean there are people here who have a racist southern flag as their avatar, and that's ok, but a picture of the female anatomy isn't????? Cmon guys chill the hell out.
J
That is YOUR interpretation - obviously Bernard Sumner does not see it that way. However a rather offensive 'fanny' does not have different interpretations. I am no prude but us Brits do have some levels of decorum
Not exactly the kind of thing you want popping up unannounced on your PC with wife and kids around or at work. It has seriously affected the frequency that I come on here as I don't want that hassle.
I'd be amazed if someone thought it even remotely amusing.
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Jed Stephens wrote: there are much worse avatars on here of course
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Is it wrong that I laughed out loud at this post???
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
Jed Stephens wrote: there are much worse avatars on here of course
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Is it wrong that I laughed out loud at this post???
Normally it would be. But most Texans laugh at executions, so for my money you're evolving nicely.
Diamond 383 wrote: almanso: has nobody thought to remove the couple of threads that terry_tells_it_like_it_is posted on and then let the whole thing be forgotten about?
done, although nothing stops him to post another thread, etc, etc. this is just cosmetics!
Fanny Avatar - that would be a fantastic user name for any lurkers who are considering joining but can't think of a user name
AND STILL THE FANNY REMAINS UNMOVED!!!!!!
THERE'S NOTHING FINER THAN A VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!
NO SURRENDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Retroesque wrote: But they're avatars of exactly the same thing!
How so? One is a bald cnut, the other is receding.