Whenever I see 'chill out' or 'I'm relaxing on the sofa after a heavy night on the dancing unit' or perhaps 'hand me the spliff 'cause them banging 'choons are still swirling 'round my mind like a windmill in my mind and i don't want the night to end biscuit face' I immediately become frustrated with things and tend to lash out without full and proper research. As such, I have been left with excess egg yolk covering my chin. I have indeed not spotted the woodlice for the sake of a few twigs.
So okay I think I've got it now. Barney is selecting some neat classics he's put on at Hooky's house after a night out chasing mice. Again, I fear a selection not unlike 'Club Classics Volume 987 2002 from 'Tatfight' in Ibiza' (including exclusive re-mixes by Terry Anderton and Candy Floss Jones) and 'The Power Rat Stomp Sit Session' by Smoky Synth Tapper and the Retro-fits etc. etc.
If only big Lionel's "Hello there, was it you I was looking for to create me a classy looking potrait out of clay even though you can only see straight through one eye" was in the mix.
Rocko, your are a mighty generous soul ... I would never appreciate an empty bag of crisps unless you had first placed it next to an open fire and made a nice little miniature ornament. I'm not sure whether you'd be able to put together a few songs I've been longing to hear but are still in the loft zone nowhere near an easily accessible CD ... something like Run2, Paradise Re-mix, Ceremony Live (a good version), Sub-Culture Record Mirror version, you know, that type of thing. My memory is failing me, my mind is going. If only I could remember the songs and mixes I've really wanted I could formulate a decent list. One that would take you about 3 weeks to compile in between meals. Isn't there any re-mixes of SOTN? ... I've never found a decent re-mix of Blue Monday in my time, they've always been crapper compared with the mighty original but my mate always claimed he heard a swell one back in the eighties.
