Diamond 383 wrote:
Right I've finally listened to it, and this is what I think.
What is it FOR?
The lyrics don't mean anything in particular. It's a jumble of meaningless metaphors with a few nonsensical boating (hold on tight and don't fall in) and religious (Jesus save this heart of gold, take the time to save a soul) references. What the fuck does it mean? And who is it being addressed to? It's nonsense, it has no meaning. The words have been assembled because they rhyme and sound all right. Fine for a boyband, but far from pioneering. And all delivered in a nasal received-Cheshire accent that sounds like a rich, ageing pop star who's moved out of Manchester and given up drugs. I hate it.
Onto the music, if we must. Well again, it's entirely formulaic. A sub-Byrds 12 string riff, acoustic rhythm and a screechy solo, which we know Phil can deliver in his sleep. What else is there? Nothing. It doesn't rock, it doesn't dance it doesn't chill you out. The 12 string riff catches into your mind and rolls around all afternoon like an East 17 song. And that's it, is it? 30+ years in the game and the best you can come up with is 'catchy'?
And the yeah yeah yeahs. What's that all about? I can only assume they got bored with the stupid lyrics and just decided to fill in until the inevitable repeat to fade. She Loves You it aint, there's nothing triumphant to celebrate. No no no no no would have been a better call.
Barney: whatcher dooowin?
Where to start with this?
What is it for? What is any music for? Since when has anything NO/JD related ever been for anything? What the fuck does it need to be for other than for listening?
Then, the shocking revelation that the lyrics are a bit shite - Jesus H, better hold the front page on that one - Barney writes crap lyrics. This comes as a surprise to you? I don't see this as any more a criticism than someone looking at the sky and saying "jeez, it's a bit fucking blue, isn't it?".
I won't bother with commenting on the sub-Byrds and East 17 comparisons here other than to say NOBODY can touch a 12-string Rickenbacker without some toolbox mentioning the Byrds.
OK, so you dont like it - fair enough, but best leave it there. I personally think it's pretty cool. Flame away, I don't care.
CTB
