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Barney's Hair Colour

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Does anyone know what Barney uses on his hair? Is it Just For Men, Grecian 2000 or something else?

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Lurpak.

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Further "Grecian" proof, if any was indeed needed!!!!

I think he's run out of it or given it up now tho... rememember the Jools Holland appearance last autumn!!

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Who's that lass sat next to him?

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Bernard Albrecht, former New Order singer, had dark air and was a slender boy. Bernard Dicken, current New Order singer, has fair hair and is a fat man. Bernard Sumner, Electronic singer, has dark air and a medium corpulence.

Is it so hard to figure out?

By the way, icidentally all of them have a tendency to sing out of tune.

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Originally posted by Huntsman Who's that lass sat next to him?:hat:

Roy Keane innit ?

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Originally posted by Poop'd full o' droogs Bernard Albrecht, former New Order singer, had dark air and was a slender boy.Bernard Dicken, current New Order singer, has fair hair and is a fat man.Bernard Sumner, Electronic singer, has dark air and a medium corpulence.Is it so hard to figure out?By the way, icidentally all of them have a tendency to sing out of tune.

You're forgetting the Barney fella who played guitar/synth with Joy Division. Remember? Dark hair with a little fringe, VERY skinny? Ring any bells?

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Originally posted by JORGE TEIXEIRA > Originally posted by Poop'd full o' droogs> Bernard Albrecht, former New Order singer, had dark air and was a slender boy.> Bernard Dicken, current New Order singer, has fair hair and is a fat man.> Bernard Sumner, Electronic singer, has dark air and a medium corpulence.> > Is it so hard to figure out?> > By the way, icidentally all of them have a tendency to sing out of tune.>

You're forgetting the Barney fella who played guitar/synth with Joy Division. Remember? Dark hair with a little fringe, VERY skinny? Ring any bells?

Yes indeed! Was his real first name Bernard too? By chance, he didn't sing, for I'm sure he would have been out of tune too.

Now, I've heard that he let his hair grow long and that he gained so much weight his mammaries grew huge. People call him Gillian because of that. Because he doesn't appreciate that, he's left the band. Sad isn't it?

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I thought I was a cynic.

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Do you think if he still had the little moustache he had with Stiff Kittens that he would dye that also??

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Originally posted by Henry Chinaski Do you think if he still had the little moustache he had with Stiff Kittens that he would dye that also??

Never.

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I hear he's naturally a redhead! :lol:

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actually, he is bald...and he wears a hairpiece...and sometimes a codpiece...

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Originally posted by Grigori Rasputin, the mad mystic of Petrograd actually, he is bald...and he wears a hairpiece...and sometimes a codpiece...

NO...that was ME in the CHANDOS!:wink:

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what about the length of his hair? can anyone imagine what barney would look like with long hair? i can't imagine it.

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Originally posted by snucker what about the length of his hair? can anyone imagine what barney would look like with long hair? i can't imagine it.

There's a couple of hilarious photos of John Lydon in his pre-Sex Pistols days when he had long hair in his autobio. If I knew how to get them on the computer I'd post them, but I imagine that might be similar to what Barney would look like with long hair......

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Originally posted by snucker what about the length of his hair? can anyone imagine what barney would look like with long hair? i can't imagine it.

see the video for TBTHOG?!?!?!?!

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Originally posted by Grigori Rasputin, the mad mystic of Petrograd > Originally posted by snucker> what about the length of his hair? can anyone imagine what barney would look like with long hair? i can't imagine it.

see the video for TBTHOG?!?!?!?!

real hair, not a wig.

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