Now I Like Bernard, But Then I Like Hooky. But Which One Is Best? Theres Only One Way To Find Out!! FIGHT!!

I dont give a fuck really, I just thought it was the next thread coming....

This is a tricky one,Bernard has a slight height advantage and come to think of he also has a weight advantage, I reckon Bernard prefers verbal sparring somehow..

I think Gillian would back Bernard up, hard as nails she is!

Blimey its neck and neck.....

...Ooft.. now Hooky throws a left-hook [they don't call him Hooky for nothing you know]

but Barney looks like he's having a Barney!! Smack! He goes to grab Hooky by the hair... but then remembers he's cut it short again and misses by several feet!

Hooky retaliates and threatens to tour "Never Cry Another Tear" with The Light!

Bernard is really angry now - turning redder than we have seen him so far from the wine - and amazingly goes into a dance - but what Hooky does not realise is that this dance is developing into some Kung-Fu... chop-chop!!

I don't know.

Hooky would batter Bernard. No contest.

Both could be winners. It depends on what tactics they employ.

Bernard could bore Hooky silly with tales of his boat and his rubbish lyrics, whilst Hooky could have Bernie comatose by playing one of his self-parodic bass solos.

Either way it could go, and both are potential trumpers.

everyoneverywhere wrote: Blimey its neck and neck.....

I don't know.

You DO know! It's BY 'ECK! MY NECK!!!

:p

I've seen them have an actual fight.

Long story short - Barney went home with his nose in a separate bag.

You DO NOT put Paprika on Hooky's prawn cocktail. Barney learned the hard way. Think on.

It's brain vs brawn. Hooky would piss it. But he still can't write a song.

Would go something like this I think...

Hooky can raise his bass but Bernard can't raise his guitar, one vote to the Incridible Hooky

Burt Burterson wrote: It's brain vs brawn. Hooky would piss it. But he still can't write a song.

Have you seriously not got anything better to do, you utter cretin. Grow up.

Burt Burterson wrote: It's brain vs brawn. Hooky would piss it. But he still can't write a song.

Most of your posts are not grounded in any sense of reality! By saying that he can't write a song, means that you are not in a way a real Joy Division or New Order fan, as Hooky's bass is the outstanding aspect that seperates NO from the rest.

Disgruntled fan maybe?

Fook me. I only posted this last night because I was pissed and theres was nowt on telly.

Gene wrote: Fook me. I only posted this last night because I was pissed and theres was nowt on telly.

But have potentially caused a fight bigger than Barney & Hooky... Good work, sir...

Snorri xxx

Gene wrote: Fook me. I only posted this last night because I was pissed and theres was nowt on telly.

You should have stuck to ice cream

Julijana Zitnjak wrote:

Gene wrote: Fook me. I only posted this last night because I was pissed and theres was nowt on telly.

You should have stuck to ice cream

Because of you I have a deep mistrust of ice-cream nowadays (whys it so cold?).

My kids cried when I emptied the freezer of it.

Big Mouth Julio wrote: Hooky can raise his bass but Bernard can't raise his guitar, one vote to the Incridible Hooky

Did you just realise what you just wrote - especially coming right after the post above namechecking Monty Python?

Think about it!

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote:

Big Mouth Julio wrote: Hooky can raise his bass but Bernard can't raise his guitar, one vote to the Incridible Hooky

Did you just realise what you just wrote - especially coming right after the post above namechecking Monty Python?

Think about it!

Now, now, there's a time and plaice for this sort of thing...

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon wrote:

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote:

Big Mouth Julio wrote: Hooky can raise his bass but Bernard can't raise his guitar, one vote to the Incridible Hooky

Did you just realise what you just wrote - especially coming right after the post above namechecking Monty Python?

Think about it!

Now, now, there's a time and plaice for this sort of thing...

Snorri xxx

Oh, just get on yer skate and cod off will you?!!

:p

Oi! I didnt start this thread just for the halibut y'know.

Ooh. bit of Tench-on in the air!

GEne gene wrote.Oi! I didnt start this thread just for the halibut y'know.

who you calling big nose then.

whatever you say to me..

Ha ha ha!!

We can all start carping on like there's no tomorrow.... :)

As Foghorn Flowers would sing: I GOT SOLE BUT I'M NOT A SOLDIER.

Whatever you say Foggers..... whatever you say....