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Question: Who is the only Desert Island Discs guest to pick a New Order song?

Answer: Nigella Lawson!!!

For the benefit of NOOLers outside the UK.....

Desert Island Discs is a BBC radio programme where famous and/or interesting guests come on to talk about their life and choose which records they could have with them if they were hypothetically stranded on a desert island. You can check out the Desert Island Discs archive on iTunes (in the UK anyway, not sure about overseas) or it is on the BBC website here (again, I'm not sure if you overseas NOOLers will have access to the audio content, but give it a go coz there's some great guests if you're willing to do some digging): http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/features/desert-island-discs/find-a-castaway

Nigella Lawson is know for several reasons: A) For hosting a TV cookery programme where she shamelessly plays upon her pretty face and curvy buxom good looks to make her recipes seem peculiarly arousing, leading to the viewer having an erection and getting a craving for cake at the same time (or is it just me?). My lustful feelings should be doused by the following two reasons (but they're not)...

B) Being the daughter of vile Conservative politician Nigel Lawson

C) Being married to art lover/dealer/patron Charles Saatchi, who was part of the Saatchi and Saatchi advertising agency who ran campaigns for the Conservatives and Silk Cut cigarettes (not sure which is worse).

Here's Nigella:

I've just thought, this has probably been posted elsewhere back when it was orginally transmitted, but being a dumbass, I didn't think of that before I started typing.... doh.... so I'm gonna post this anyway.

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You just wanted to bang on about your favourite Wank-ette Nigella (We Wanted A Boy) Lawson!

You didnt even mention which song she chose.:laugh:

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Gene wrote: You just wanted to bang on about your favourite Wank-ette Nigella (We Wanted A Boy) Lawson!

You didnt even mention which song she chose.:laugh:

erm ,whoops, sorry..... got a bit "distracted" by her picture! found the original thread and it looks like it was Blue Monday http://www.neworderonline.com/forums/MessageList.aspx?ThreadID=36190

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