Doin' The Hooky Cookie (That's what it's all about) — Forum Archive

29 Nov 2011, 05:31

In light of recent events regarding the Hookmeister's rather petulant contrariness, here's a bit of lighthearted relief to get things off our collective chests....

THE HOOKY COOKIE

You say one thing now Then another thing next Now, next, now, next Make yer mind up mate! You do the Hooky Cookie and you mess us about That we could do without...

Altogether now....

[Chorus]

WOAAAAHH, HOOKY HOOKY COOKIE!!! WOAAAAHH, HOOKY HOOKY COOKIE!!! WOAAAAHH, HOOKY HOOKY COOKIE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOIN', DO YA??

You say one thing now Then another thing next Now, next, now, next Beat about the bush You do the Hooky Cookie and you mess us about That we could do without...

Let me hear you say....

[Chorus]

WOAAAAHH, HOOKY HOOKY COOKIE!!! WOAAAAHH, HOOKY HOOKY COOKIE!!! WOAAAAHH, HOOKY HOOKY COOKIE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYIN', DO YA??

You big yourself up high You put the rest down low High, low, high, low You don't know where to go But you do the Hooky Cookie and you piss us all off You should be a fooking Goth...

Sing it loud, kids....

[Chorus]

WOAAAAHH, HOOKY HOOKY COOKIE!!! WOAAAAHH, HOOKY HOOKY COOKIE!!! WOAAAAHH, HOOKY HOOKY COOKIE!!! STOP BEING SUCH A PRIMA DONNA AND GIVE YOUR FANS A BREAK, YOU TURD!

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29 Nov 2011, 05:59

:laugh: :nod:

29 Nov 2011, 07:50

Brilliant :clap:

29 Nov 2011, 08:06

Genius !

29 Nov 2011, 08:27

:bow:

Ace!

29 Nov 2011, 08:51

Johnny Giles wrote:

Ace!

Are you seriously posting on NOOL from Buenos Aires? :crazy: :laugh:

What's the weather like?

29 Nov 2011, 09:20

Encore at the Troxy methinks... :nod:

Snorri xxx

29 Nov 2011, 10:09

Snorrimon wrote: Encore at the Troxy methinks...

Snorri xxx

Yeah!

Imagine Bernard and Gillian doing the dance to it!

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29 Nov 2011, 10:20

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Top work, but the meter went a bit wonky on the last line, Tim Rice will be shitting himself, call Andrew Lloyd Webber and get working on New Order the musical

29 Nov 2011, 10:26

This is awesome.

29 Nov 2011, 10:54

Jed Stephens wrote:

Top work, but the meter went a bit wonky on the last line, Tim Rice will be shitting himself, call Andrew Lloyd Webber and get working on New Order the musical

It fits perfectly if you sing it very fast.....

:nod:

Just think REM and The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight....

"Callmewhenyoutrytowakeher!!Callmewhenyoutrytowakeher!!Callmewhenyoutrytowakeher!!Callmewhenyoutrytowakeher!!Callmewhenyoutrytowakeher!!"

Of course, it sounds like he's singing "Calling Jamaica!!!"

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29 Nov 2011, 11:16

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote:

Just think REM and The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight....

"Callmewhenyoutrytowakeher!!Callmewhenyoutrytowakeher!!Callmewhenyoutrytowakeher!!Callmewhenyoutrytowakeher!!Callmewhenyoutrytowakeher!!"

Of course, it sounds like he's singing "Calling Jamaica!!!"

I thought it was calling cheryl baker.

29 Nov 2011, 11:32

Jed Stephens wrote:

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote:

Just think REM and The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight....

"Callmewhenyoutrytowakeher!!Callmewhenyoutrytowakeher!!Callmewhenyoutrytowakeher!!Callmewhenyoutrytowakeher!!Callmewhenyoutrytowakeher!!"

Of course, it sounds like he's singing "Calling Jamaica!!!"

I thought it was calling cheryl baker.

Yeah....could have been too!

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29 Nov 2011, 15:42

El Jarvo wrote:

Johnny Giles wrote:

Ace!

Are you seriously posting on NOOL from Buenos Aires?

What's the weather like?

Free Wifi at hotel Purlitzer!

80 degrees :shades:

29 Nov 2011, 15:45

Ps did you catch up with Wolfram?! Am sure there was a good reason for not mentioning it ;-)

29 Nov 2011, 17:02

Johnny Giles wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

Johnny Giles wrote:

Ace!

Are you seriously posting on NOOL from Buenos Aires?

What's the weather like?

Free Wifi at hotel Purlitzer!

80 degrees

Cripes. And there was me thinking the Norbert and the Milkys (for one gig) were the only Europeans to venture out.

JG.. :bow: :bow: :bow:

29 Nov 2011, 18:00

Wolfram arrives on Sunday in Santiago. He's stopping for 2 nights only, a smash and grab raid.

Milkys aren't doing any gigs. They reach BA on Sunday, they'd have to jump straight on another plane to Chile, so not happening.

29 Nov 2011, 20:12

:rofl: :crazy:

30 Nov 2011, 01:54

Johnny Giles wrote: Wolfram arrives on Sunday in Santiago. He's stopping for 2 nights only, a smash and grab raid.

Milkys aren't doing any gigs. They reach BA on Sunday, they'd have to jump straight on another plane to Chile, so not happening.

Did you get my message about Hernan? Turns out he's in Santiago now!

The Milkys are going to visit him in three weeks time (not having a lot of luck with being in the same city as New Order at the same time, are they?)

30 Nov 2011, 02:16

:evil4: :nuts:

30 Nov 2011, 03:41

Johnny Giles wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

Johnny Giles wrote:

Ace!

Are you seriously posting on NOOL from Buenos Aires?

What's the weather like?

Free Wifi at hotel Purlitzer!

80 degrees

30 Nov 2011, 03:43

Cant :D

30 Nov 2011, 12:28

My thoughts exactly, Mr eck. Blokes turning into a parody of a parody. Was a hero, too. 'Spose it all goes tits up in the end.

Norbert and JG = plain jealous :clap: :bow:

1 Dec 2011, 03:12

"You big yourself up highYou put the rest down low"

That sums Hook up spot on.

1 Dec 2011, 09:43

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote:

Of course, it sounds like he's singing "Calling Jamaica!!!"

I'm glad I'm not the only person in the world who thought that.

I wonder if anyone will request this at the next LIGHT gig?

1 Dec 2011, 11:23

everyoneverywhere wrote:

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote:

Of course, it sounds like he's singing "Calling Jamaica!!!"

I'm glad I'm not the only person in the world who thought that.

I wonder if anyone will request this at the next LIGHT gig?

I seriously thought that was what Stipe was really singing...... and I was thinking: what the hell has Jamaica got to do with sidewinders?

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