PORN ON THE SITE !

Dear Sebastien,

I'm so sorry to have offended your French Canadian sensibilities. I had no idea people were so easily offended these days. I don't agree however that displaying my love of oral pleasure, and indeed pride in my good lady necessarily makes me a bad person or a 'dick' as you so eloquently put it!! Scotland by the way, is full of good people, many of whom enjoy oral sex and I know for sure that the same is true in Canada. I consider myself duly chastised and wholeheartedly apologise for my disgraceful behaviour, I will post a 'nice' picture soon so that you may understand why my lovely lady laps on me with such vigour!

P.S. Dont you think it would have been better to erase the picture quietly, without the fuss. Now that you have brought it onto the forum i'm sure others will be posting saucy pictures soon, and we're far to busy being serious New Order fans for any mischief like that, eh!

... it is true, I myself am currently working on a hybrid man-potato being that I intend to turn into a female. Post haste, I will digitally make love to the finished article and up-load my results momentarily.

I fear Sebsy was using the Muff-ball as an excuse for light hearted rhetoric.

Oral pleasures can be found in all corners of the globe... even Wales (however the emphasis is predictably placed on animals) .

Light hearted rhetoric Huntsman, are you sure?? Asshole and Dick are not normally used for gentle ribbing in this part of the world. No, I fear poor Seb has'nt had any 'love action' in a while, too busy getting excited about the latest sub-standard offering from our heros I expect, and cant bear to see a big Scots Lolly such as my sweet and irrisistable self being devoured by my very own Ultra Vixen!! Cest la vie!!

Now, what of these animals you mention? Domestic or farmyard? It could be the way forward.....................

Gosh, thank god Shirley Manson, Sean Connery, David Coulthard and Ewan McGregor exist, because I think I would have already developped a very bad opinion of Scots!

Terrible quote. At least 3 of the above 4 Scots are considered "dicks" by most of my fellow countrymen.

Hey Muffy, what about a nice wholesome pic of your burd? Not sure about the pink shirt....

Speaking on Sebsy's behalf during his obvious absence at this particular moment in time - I don't thing he was genuinely attempting to blaspheme the good name of the common Scot. - strong language was used, granted, but he may have felt your porn tendencies were a bad omen for things to develop on this very site.

In that way, the man was simply doing his job.

Personally, I think he may have thrown the only opportunity we've ever had of opening a section entitled 'Order the Porn'. Users could have uploaded their best 'moments' for all to see. We could have had a top 10 - however this may have become tedious after a while... it would have been unfair of me to have my 'Huntsman vs. 16 beauty's' picture at no.1 for an undisclosed length of time.

Asshole and Dick are strong words, nay, fighting talk. He wouldn't want that.

Make love, not war... or alternatively, always except a BJ.

(did 'BJ and the Bear' imply that said trucker used to fornicate with his pet?... just who controlled that lorry?)

Yes Huntsman, you Pringle scoffing diplomat that you are, I do agree that dear Seb was simply acting responsibly and doing his job by removing the offending photo from public view, and fair play to him for that, however it could and indeed should have been done without the fuss or the attached sideswipes at me and my fellow fornicators, I mean countrymen!! Also, seeing as James brought it up, his list of 'Loveable Scots' would invite more scorn and derision than my 'harmless' photo, after all, not one of them lives here, prefering tax exile instead!! Nevertheless, I again apologise Seb for being a silly boy and I promise to behave from now on, I may email you something rare, again, by way of a peace offering. The site is really very good you know, the best fan site i've seen and there are many to choose from, well done.

As for the pink shirt James, I have often been told that I look rather fetching in pink. You should see me in my pink pyjamas at bedtime, quite something! I'll be at the Barras both nights to see our heros do their stuff. I'll be the guy in pink, next to the volumtuous ultra vixen who has by the way rattled my jaw good and sore for putting her lovely form out there for all to see! I doubt there'll be any action in this house tonight!! Oh well....................

Muffy - is it possible you are in fact a ladies private section masquerading as a male Scot? - if not, why the name 'Muff' and not something a tad more unreasonable like 'Staff Rat' or 'Gumshoe'... even the name 'Cattle Hearder' seems more applicable to describe your present state of mind.

Reading between the lines, do you (or where you) ever involved in the early Dirty Harry films?

I hope you don't mind me mentioning this... but you remind me of the popular tv character 'T.J. Hooker'

... so Sebsy, tell me, are you going to introduce a porn section or not?

;)

It would really need to be porn that was fairly directly related to New Order, don't you think? For example I wouldn't think it would be enough to say, Oh, this person at some point was in a record store where at one time they had New Order CD's in stock.

we already have the Neworder "Forum" what else do we need?

Seb, again I realise I was wrong to post the picture and you were totally correct to remove but I believe I have been proved right in whether or not it was wise to do it in such a public way, look at all the threads that have been added having a pop at you. I know that you could have deleted my membership and I thank you for not doing so. I promise my 'rush of blood' will not be repeated, I will be a responsible user from now on.

Huntsman, you playful little Minx that you are, I am slightly perturbed to hear mention of TJ bloody Hooker from you and to be compared to him beggars belief. I have NEVER worn a cyrup in my entire life, or used a stunt double! I do all my own stunts don't you know! I once ate two tubes of 'Hot n Spicy' Pringles without the use of my hands. I have a long tongue you see! As for the Muffy thing, its a term of endearment bestoed upon me by my sweet wife, I dont have the foggiest what it means, though I suspect it might be to do with the pink ear muffs I wear in wintertime, which is damn near all the time up here!!

Anyway groovers, I think i've had enough frivolity for one day, so i'll leave you to it for the moment, the wife said so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd appreciate it if you could tell me how to use the smilies Seb please as every time I try to download the file about them it fails. THANKS and once again, sorry for being a silly willy!! xxxx

Originally posted by Huntsman Oral pleasures can be found in all corners of the globe... even Wales (however the emphasis is predictably placed on animals) .

Grr

Liv

God damn those pesky sheep.;)

Originally posted by chris p God damn those pesky sheep.;)

Chris....if i didnt love ya so much, id have to slap you...

Liv