The Great Vote of 2002
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Who is/was the best onliner of all time?
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ShugZV© 3 (8%)
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Rocket Mick 9 (22%)
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The Happy One 0 (0%)
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Huntsman 8 (20%)
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Fred West 2 (5%)
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Taboo # 7 1 (2%)
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Spotnick 1 (2%)
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Martin Gray 6 (15%)
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Patrick 0 (0%)
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Major T 0 (0%)
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Al Jarvis 3 (8%)
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Buster Klumpy 0 (0%)
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Seb Briggs 0 (0%)
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Warm Hands, Cold Heart 1 (2%)
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Hank Wiseass© 0 (0%)
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Muffy 5 (12%)
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DoN 0 (0%)
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Liv 0 (0%)
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Marco Pleil 1 (2%)
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hibster 0 (0%)
40 votes · voting closed
Whilst I'm mortally wounded that no Aussies made this list (least of all myself), I went for Jarvo coz he's the only one I've met (with Johnny Giles). Honourable mentions to all others, notably Muff and Shugz.
Potentially fairly divisive topic, though Major - you looking to start trouble here? Surely the best NO fan is the one that complains the longest and loudest about the Retro tracklisting? 
CTB
I simply took the top 50 posters from the stats... although a little trouble causing is always fun... :D
Everyone here is a star and i don't mean on this list.The one nearest myself on a STUPIDITY/BRILLIANT/STRANGE/MAD level is probably MARTY who i only just got to really know since MANCHESTER and some other sites...but not here.MAJOR...DON...MUFFY...HIBBY...HANK...AL all for their own points of view.SHUGZV is beyhond voting for as he is too good a mate so i have voted for HUNTSMAN.This guy can turn a topic over with humour,the religion one was getting out of hand and he asks"DOES JESUS KNOW THE COLONELS SECRET.Pure class......but i should win the most HATED yet still posting one if ever there is one done.Not from this planet so you can't get rid.Sorry :p
PS and if FRED was still here he would get a round of 
s for being both very knowledgeable and funny.Pity he has gone...and what about GRIGORI?
PATRICK=HUNTSMAN? !
....and of course massive respect to messers Rocket and Scott, who add their authority to proceedings, albeit in slightly different styles. And another vote for the lovely Ms Agentwood , who's choice of Avatars and Star Wars quotes is second to none.
CTB
The banter between yerself Candy & your West Coast buddy DC has been worth the entrance fee alone at times. Particularly when it became clear that DC had believed you to be a 'Sheila' for about 6 months 
And where would the forum be without PILLARs articulate and considered contributions?. Don't answer.
Not forgetting Chris 'What Is LWTUA?' Z, the Aussies deserve a big-up IMHO. Their invasion of the boards in January was a breath of fresh air, shame they didn't hang around.
I'm back in your neck of the woods in December CTB for the 4th Test if you fancy a couple of VBs.
Cheers CTB! 
Oof, a hard one. I've spent about 6 weeks outside the country with Johnny G following the Order these past 18 months. AND he wears Stone Island! But no mention of him here. And no mention of Messrs Scott and Waller, who I've perhaps known even longer. Nor my near neighbour Mr Discotheque.
Think I've had the pleasure of meeting perhaps 13 (unlucky for some) of the afore-mentioned on me travels and all are very much worthy of a vote, but I'll go with Shuglet this week thanks to a special package that landed in me lap at work on Wednesday. Ta very much, El Ersatz Jockette.
Huntsman invented the term "onliners".. so how can I vote for someone else? :D
Since I can't vote for myself
Originally posted by Spotnick Huntsman invented the term "onliners".. so how can I vote for someone else? :DSince I can't vote for myself
Sometimes though it is more like FLATLINERS...no offence GRIGORI:p
and why would I take offense to that statement Mickler???
do I really seem that thin skinned????
Originally posted by The Happy One and why would I take offense to that statement Mickler???do I really seem that thin skinned????
Yes....how you doing with the women....hope it is better than me.I have drawn a blank this last week. NO WOMAN NO CRY!:D You should get the CD-RS this week so that should make you even more miserable. Cheers Rocket Mick
I will have to promote Jeff, my guess is nobody knows his new nickname :D
Put "the drunk Texan that went twice to London" and see how many votes he gets
Well I've gone fer the big eedgit frae up the road....Muffmeister.....purely and simply fer his genorisity, can everyone remember the 6 pack CD set?
Superb stuff, kept me happy fer a few days they did! and also fer the signed Celtic top I received at one of the NOOL piss ups.....cannae remember which one.....I was too pissed
I'd love to name names, but everyone I've talked to on here have been sorteed and pucker, even those from England!! Special shout out has to go to the Aussies
(not only fer gubbing England at cricket ) I have sent stuff to several of ye's, and have had lots back.....CTB drop me a mail with yer addy, and you'll have a wee gift on the way
What's really annoying me though, is this.......I was winning that other fookin poll about favourite onliner......wasn't I?
Originally posted by ShugZV©
Well I've gone fer the big eedgit frae up the road....Muffmeister.....purely and simply fer his genorisity, can everyone remember the 6 pack CD set?Superb stuff, kept me happy fer a few days they did! and also fer the signed Celtic top I received at one of the NOOL piss ups.....cannae remember which one.....I was too pissed
favorite and best are not always the same, now are they?
where's that damn beer you were supposed to be bringing me!!!!
Originally posted by Rocket Mick > Originally posted by The Happy One> and why would I take offense to that statement Mickler???> > do I really seem that thin skinned????
Yes....how you doing with the women....hope it is better than me.I have drawn a blank this last week. NO WOMAN NO CRY!:D You should get the CD-RS this week so that should make you even more miserable. Cheers Rocket Mick
oh...no woman here either...I've given up on them...for now...I figure I'll wait until after Christmas...one less gift to purchase...you all know how economical I am...right???
Originally posted by ShugZV©
Well I've gone fer the big eedgit frae up the road....Muffmeister.....purely and simply fer his genorisity, can everyone remember the 6 pack CD set?Superb stuff, kept me happy fer a few days they did! and also fer the signed Celtic top I received at one of the NOOL piss ups.....cannae remember which one.....I was too pissed
Shugz - I am trying to email you, but it keeps returning to me as undeliverable - is your email addy ok, or is this a prob at my end?
CTB
Originally posted by Warm Hands, Cold Heart Surprisingly, somebody voted for me... and it's not me!!!!hmmmmmm
the same for me...and i didn't vote for myself...anyway...i feel flattered ;)
Major, as you can see, nobody voted for me either...
what do you say, off with their heads???
:headoff: 
Someone voted for me!....
(Stirring patriotic music...Battle Hymn of the Republic, perhaps?)
I just want to thank you for your vote. It means so much to me that you went out to the polls to personnally endorse me as a "Candidate for Change". I will not fail you, I will seek better education for our children, better roads for our citizens, and better customer representatives at high-priced stores, who are willing and able to hear your complaints.
I can guarentee a TV for each household!
Thank you for your time, this has been a paid political announcement on behalf of Taboo #7 for President....
("Hail to the Chief", fade-out)
Originally posted by CTB > Originally posted by ShugZV© > Well I've gone fer the big eedgit frae up the road....Muffmeister.....purely and simply fer his genorisity, can everyone remember the 6 pack CD set?> Superb stuff, kept me happy fer a few days they did! and also fer the signed Celtic top I received at one of the NOOL piss ups.....cannae remember which one.....I was too pissed
Shugz - I am trying to email you, but it keeps returning to me as undeliverable - is your email addy ok, or is this a prob at my end?
CTB
Sorry, I guess yer using the old one.......message to Webbies.....change my old e-mail address please:D
that should do the trick me ole cobber
Jeff, I just read yer reply to my first post, maybe you have a point
Simply because you gave me so much entertainment when we hooked up fer a swally......and changing the words from England to Scotland in WIFM at Finsburgh Palace
I'd change it and vote for ye.....just to cheer ye up.....but unfortunately, I've already voted.....maybe next year me ole cocker spaniel
Oh and as fer the vids, they were sent ages ago! send me yer address via email and I'll see what I can come up with for ye. Gotta go, that's me finished work
Originally posted by ShugZV©
Jeff, I just read yer reply to my first post, maybe you have a point
actually mate...I wouldn't want to be thought of as best or favorite...way toooooooooooo much fooking pressure to keep it up...I prefer to be thought of as the drunken simpleton that I really am...that way, it's difficult to disappoint...
as far as the tapes...don't send em...make me come get em...that way I've got a good excuse for another trip over...what do you think....sometime next summer...just in time for another round of gigs???
