Get Ready - Top Half and Bottom Half

Yes, Huntsy, we want people to edit their posts to eliminate all errors of grammar, spelling, and opinion.

Potrice, I wouldn't bother trying to get to the bottom of Slowest Jambakes inclusion on the Getting things Ready album... it must have been a genuine mistake, like putting Ja Ja Sphincter in Episode 1.

We all make mistakes, just ask Geoff Klumpy's hair stylist.

But lets not forget the Chemicals track due out b4 crimbo. That should make up for it no doubt.

I daren't edit my posts now Patsy, not after yesterday (which might I add, had me laughing my nostrils enflamed). I thought I was the only poster watching for such things, alas, I was again proved wrong. The Ordeline members are quicker and more nimble than a dangerously out of control squirrel on the run from numerous and varied wolferines.

Originally posted by Huntsman I daren't edit my posts now Patsy, not after yesterday (which might I add, had me laughing my nostrils enflamed). I thought I was the only poster watching for such things, alas, I was again proved wrong. The Ordeline members are quicker and more nimble than a dangerously out of control squirrel on the run from numerous and varied wolferines.

Quick as flash make that wolverines before anyone notices.

Yes, Huntsy, it only goes to show that listening to NO is a far better education than years of graduate school.

Keep the wolferines at bay.

If a leprechaun were to grant you 1 wish... what would that wish be?

I would wish for more vegetarian fish-based products, but then again I do have demanding tastes. Why can they make vege-sausage, and not bother making vege-fish? - the closest I've ever come across was a vege-fish cake... which quite frankly, tatsed of cardboard. Perhaps they should have named it vege-carboard fish cakes for humans with little regard for the more basic pleasures in life.

Some of you may wish for more heavy things like world peace... remember, the Lepper has only a small magic shoe so don't wear it out.

(I hope Patty doesn't mind another squew of his post)

Your employers will be angry, so will mine

What is that fake crab meat made from, Huntso?

Before eveyone gets too excited the Wolferines in question were put down by my local vet. The squirrel suffered irreparable damage to his spleen but the bastards paid... oh yes. I asked the vet to use slow-die... which taught the Wolferines a lesson. There dead now, but it would have taught them a lesson... never to chase squirrels or moles. The squirrel, by the way, is happily living in Norfolk with his family, he does, however, suffer a little during heavy exercise.

... Fake crab meat? You little teaser, I don't think that has crossed the pond just yet. We've just got season 2 of The Cosby Show.

Huntsy, veggie food is crap innit? My sweet lady's a veggie and there is nothing she can eat..she's literally wasting away.

In saying that I had a fuckin lovely Thai Curry, cooked by myself last night, Aubergines, Tomato, Pepper, Noodles, Soy Sauce SOme sauce stuff, and some Tofu. It was wikkid

Starring William Crosbys.

You have contradicted yourself Sebastien. I suggest obtaining several really good Vegetarian Cook Books... it will open your eyes to pleasures as-yet unknown by modern athletes:

1. How to Cook a Relatively Average Vegetarian Spread (Jake Kumkwat)

2. Nuts... better than meat? (A Non)

3. Crimes Against Animeuax (John)

All available through the Amazon world.

You know, Huntsy, I felt like I was too hard on our Norwegian fellow-fan. It isn't really his fault that his English is not perfect and his sense of humor not well-developed.

Originally posted by Huntsman You have contradicted yourself Sebastien..

sorry mate. It SebastiAn by the way. I meant almost nothing she can eat.

I`m being serious here, now we both know thats not-what-we-want

Quite frankly Pat I couldn't work it out. I mean, even now, I haven't a clue if it was male or female? - I tried to introduce a smidge of humour with John Carpenter's 'The Thing' reference but clearley my reference to Nurf being hoisted 30ft. in the air with tentacles coming out of the dogs belly did (like you say) appear to go over his or her head. I mentioned reversing time like Superman and it came back saying that yes, she liked the early 80's superman song?!!!

Don't let it worry you Pat... we all did our best and the strange one did attack our sensibility in the first place.

I take it you feel its left the building? - perhaps en route to abba.net or some such dog house?

Okay SebastiAN... throw her a few lettuce leaves and see how she reacts.

can you remember that Peregrine Underfoot twat?

Here's mines, no order...

Run Wild, Turn My Way, Primitive Notion, Close Range, Crystal

Well, I won't name Someone Like Buster Klumpy cos it's too personal... :D

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Huntsy, I wouldn't be so sure that the presence is elsewhere. There was a nasty post late yesterday that you may have missed. You should understand that many long months ago, before you arrived to liven up the party here, the same person (apparently) used to post. Ask our hosts; they can tell you all about it.

Frode was'nt trying to have a go I dont think, it was just his English could'nt keep up with the humour, even Klumpy struggles sometimes.

Patty, please expand. As you know I usually hit the sack early and have definately missed the aformentioned horror post. Where is this scar on our society?

I do remember Falcon Under-bridge, he was a bit nasty. Every now-and-again a bad bird will come along, it does put a bad feeling on the site eh!?

Who was the original bad-egg pre-Huntsman?

Great, Geoff Klumpy's joined the gang. I was thinking Buster was going to miss todays frovality, which has been extensive to say the least.

Buster, I have my song lined up ready to upload for your download delictation. I'm ready when the fabled mock-Temptation effort is produced.

Pats?

Sorry, Huntsy, I was doing other things, and then I was looking for the post. Guess what. He's deleted it. It was under "I Blame Sting". The post, I believe, was "Un circo completo" just above my last post there.

I don't know that I recall a particular bad egg. Seven was very active but the opposite of a bad egg.