Pete Waterman-spawn of satan?discuss..

First Simple bloody Minds,now Pete bleedin' Waterman in the N.O news.This is a sad day for us all. The satan of pop declaring his love to produce our beloved N.O. I mean,just imagine the devestation this fuckwit would have caused .Kylie's "I should feel so lucky" complete with Hooky bass.Doesn't bear thinking about. I think I'm gonna puke.:\puke: And he's moaning about the lack of talent in music today??!! He should bloody well talk.Giving us Rick fucking Astley!!!!!!!!!!

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Well then rat boys, news on the street is that the quiff bearer himself 'Rick, the small man-boy Hastley' is emerging with a new album before this Chrimbo!!! - I have no concrete news whether Mr. Pete 'the Carp Collecter' Waterfish will be involved but don't bet against it. Personally, I can't wait... there's nothing as funny as watching Hastley shake his booty in his 1987 freshly pressed trousers and roll-up neck jumper. With any luck, he will have gone back further in time and have the head of an eight year old.

Funniest thing is, Hastley left Waterman stating categorically that Waterfish was too poppy!!! - well then Mr. Hastley, isn't that the pot calling the kettle black-head you daft wizard?!

Originally posted by Huntsman Well then rat boys, news on the street is that the quiff bearer himself 'Rick, the small man-boy Hastley' is emerging with a new album before this Chrimbo!!! - I have no concrete news whether Mr. Pete 'the Carp Collecter' Waterfish will be involved but don't bet against it. Personally, I can't wait... there's nothing as funny as watching Hastley shake his booty in his 1987 freshly pressed trousers and roll-up neck jumper. With any luck, he will have gone back further in time and have the head of an eight year old.Funniest thing is, Hastley left Waterman stating categorically that Waterfish was too poppy!!! - well then Mr. Hastley, isn't that the pot calling the kettle black-head you daft wizard?!

How come you're such an expert on this subject?

... Like a fly... I see all around me.

Just don't try walking on the ceiling yet!

Done that.

Shimmering Ian, what gives with the departure and re-emergence of the once Hooky Monster now Isolated creature? - I tried reasoning with him yesterday but he blanked me like I was a common criminal with scant respect for peoples general property.

I suspect you might need to invest in some flame retardent trousers young man.

I suspect he supports Spurs.

Is that because I'm likely to be chased and burnt alive by several enemies?

I would undoubtedly be chief suspect, so no.I put it to you that you have never seen Blancmange close up on a sortie.

Originally posted by Ian Shimmin I would undoubtedly be chief suspect, so no.I put it to you that you have never seen Blancmange close up on a sortie.

Are you aware of the change in the law as regards the right of silence?

Sorry, I was wasting my time at work.