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Who's the fattest?

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  • Barney 23 (66%)
  • Hooky 4 (11%)
  • Arthur Baker 5 (14%)
  • Slim (Brixton '83) 2 (6%)
  • Other 1 (3%)

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Just curious, and my sympathy to anyone who can't see the funny side of this poll.

Waiting to get flamed (or banned).

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i dunno know what arthur and slim look like.:shrug:

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Hooky is PHAT, thats for sure, at least for an englishman!

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Haven't we all agreed yet that Barney is the clear winner when it comes to middle age spread?!

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I see there's a few votes for Arthur Baker here?

He's been a big fella for as long as anyone can remember but seeing him up close at Return to New York last week he looks positively stick-thin now, to the point where you're wondering about his health.

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Should change this to who WAS the fattest... Martin Hannett would come out top i think.

Ho BTW u missed out gillian..

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Originally posted by almanso barney is fatter than anyone nowadays. even arthur baker lost weight!

Please leave Bernie alone! ;)

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is bernie related to Barney???

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She's talking about Bernie Williams from the Yankees....and yes, he has gotten fat :lol:

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Originally posted by DarkAngel > Originally posted by almanso barney is fatter than anyone nowadays. even arthur baker lost weight!

Please leave Bernie alone! ;)

Okay, wiseguys! :o

Leave Bernard alone! ;)

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Alright, I'll say it......yes, Barney is way too fat!

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Originally posted by Green Alright, I'll say it......yes, Barney is way too fat!

hehe. :D ..but barney has such lovable hips!

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i take it that should read 'lips' not hips ?!

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Inside Barney there is a thin person waiting to get out.

Or perhaps 2 people...

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Barney is so fat that, were he to be immortalised as a set of Russian Dolls as New Order merchandise, the first hollow doll would have to be the width and height of the dome at St Peters in Rome in order to fit the rest of the hundreds of smaller versions inside him.

:D

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Yeah. Just saw a recent picture of Barney yesterday. Didn't have a clue who it was at first. Bloody hell. (Not that I can really talk).

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Barney will be Santa Claus in Manchester this year. :)

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I had to go with other...

I don't think any of them ever got as fat as that opera singer...

what's his name??? Luciano Pavoratti???

that's close enought...

or what about cajun chef Paul Prudhomme...there is one fat person...

oh...and Dom Deluise...he's a big hunk of lard...

speaking of lard, is that what these guys eat for breakfast???

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It's not looking good for Barney. Could this be the most resounding pollresult ever. Agree that "Gollum" Hannett should have been one of the choices.

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I voted for Robert Smith:D

Anyone got a recent pic of barney?

P.S. Spotnick can you please update the email addy in my profile to isamu99@sbcglobal.net ? Thanks:)

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my birds fatter than the lot of em

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Frank Black should win.

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