Who is the biggest dork/ twat?

another view...

It's almost Pavlovian, the minute I read "twat" I immediately hit the Tony Wilson option

Spooky, really. No control over that one :D

Surely it is MAJOR T!:D

BTW thet are ALL cool towards SHUGZV!:p

Wilson=Twat

No explanation required, it's just the law.

Bless 'im. ;)

Mark e fuckin smith...a prick as well as a professional northener. I would like to kick him in the bollox.

Morrissey. No contest. Grade A wanker.

my hate of morrissey is well known with some people. he kept me away from listening to the smiths for a very long time, and even at this point i can't bring myself to buy a smiths record.

Originally posted by Dufford Charleywood Mark e fuckin smith...a prick as well as a professional northener.I would like to kick him in the bollox.

Sorry, can't agree. The Fall are another of my all-time favourite bands : the guys a hero of mine. Mind you, I'd also like to kick him in the bollocks for pissing off Craig Scanlon and Steve Hanley so much they had to leave the band - I think MES has a group of 12 year old musicians now-ah !

TWAT=WILSON, no two ways...:)

I think Barney could be the closet twat here. Didnt he piss off and keep NO out of the scene for most of the last ten years?

Tony Wilson - but I'm going by what my UK copy of 24 Hour Party People says because I still don't know that much about him.

Runners up - I can't stand Morrisey's singing and Mark E Smith's shitty attitude always pissed me off back in the 80s when I cared enough to want to listen to him and to find out what he sounded like. Morrisey's voice kept me from liking The Smiths and I'll never forgive him for that.

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definitely good ole' Mozz. i love his dork self to death. :)

i think that every NO onliner is a huge dork.

that's not a bad thing, mind you. but it's very true. we're as dorky as they come! :)

Originally posted by almanso just for the face....

!!! that picture is SO priceless! i love it!

Originally posted by Grigori Rasputin I am the biggest dork...and ShugzV is the biggest twat...or have I got that backwards again???

No that is correct

Originally posted by film586 i think that every NO onliner is a huge dork.that's not a bad thing, mind you. but it's very true. we're as dorky as they come! :)

"is a huge dork" or "has a huge dork". I'll stick with the later. Sorry folks, it was just too obvious to resist.

I am pretty sure if you were to Morph Steve and Barney you would end up with something looking not too far away from Stan Laurel.

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Originally posted by film586 > Originally posted by almanso just for the face....

!!! that picture is SO priceless! i love it!

Stan Laurel springs to mind..maybe its the chin:D

Normally I would say Wilson, but we all know he's neither a dork nor a twat, but rather a c**t and a w**ker.

Had to say Moz, despite some cool toons, the amount of damage his attitude alone has done to popular music is beyond forgiving.

Originally posted by film586 > Originally posted by almanso just for the face....

!!! that picture is SO priceless! i love it!

There's a bit of a Stan Laurel thing going on there, don'tcha think?

Maybe Barny is turning into Oliver Hardy?

Originally posted by Fray Bentos > Originally posted by film586> > > > Originally posted by almanso> just for the face....

!!! that picture is SO priceless! i love it! Stan Laurel springs to mind..maybe its the chin:D

....but surely the OTHER Steven Morriss(ey) had an equally big chin. What a coincidence - two people with big chins both with almost the same name.

Anyway back to the original poll. I vote Steven Mauricey simply cos of some of his ambiguous (patriotic) lyrics and misguided glorification of such dubious concerns as gangsters, racists, thugs, etc...

and titles like

Bengali In Platforms National Front Disco Last Of The Famous International Playboys

and writing a song as unintentionally bad as

Ouija Board Ouija Board

Originally posted by Dufford Charleywood Mark e fuckin smith...a prick as well as a professional northener.I would like to kick him in the bollox.

Hes a top bloke. Listening to The Fall now! I will kick you in the bollocks next time I set eyes on ya!!!!! Long liv MES!!

Originally posted by Jim Reilly > Originally posted by Dufford Charleywood> Mark e fuckin smith...a prick as well as a professional northener.> I would like to kick him in the bollox.

Hes a top bloke. Listening to The Fall now! Long liv MES!!

Also listening to the Fall now (Hex Enduction Hour)!!!

Gotta go with Mozza on this poll.

Originally posted by Green > Originally posted by Jim Reilly> > > > Originally posted by Dufford Charleywood> > Mark e fuckin smith...a prick as well as a professional northener.> > I would like to kick him in the bollox.>

Hes a top bloke. Listening to The Fall now! Long liv MES!!

NICE ONE GREEN!!!! HIP PRIEST FOREVER!!!

Also listening to the Fall now (Hex Enduction Hour)!!!

Gotta go with Mozza on this poll.

Its got to be Morrisey, what a self loving conceited twat.

Originally posted by Ulan Bator > Originally posted by Fray Bentos> > > > Originally posted by film586> > > > > > > Originally posted by almanso> > > just for the face....

!!! that picture is SO priceless! i love it! Stan Laurel springs to mind..maybe its the chin:D

....but surely the OTHER Steven Morriss(ey) had an equally big chin. What a coincidence - two people with big chins both with almost the same name.

Anyway back to the original poll. I vote Steven Mauricey simply cos of some of his ambiguous (patriotic) lyrics and misguided glorification of such dubious concerns as gangsters, racists, thugs, etc...

and titles like

Bengali In Platforms National Front Disco Last Of The Famous International Playboys

and writing a song as unintentionally bad as

Ouija Board Ouija Board i never thought that he glorified racism or thugs or anything like that. i think it's all irony and satire.

i love the smiths, but i have always had the urge to smack moz in the face with a 2 x 4.