A New Order Of Headlines

SHAMELESSLY ripped from 'a very small boys' comment on run/jetplane thread.

Best NewOrder headlines from papers/music press ?

we've had 'Barney Rubble' and 'Last of the Sumner Whine'

both classics! thanks avsb

anymore?

or care to make some up!

Im sure NME has run one 'Hot Sumner Night' which was pretty cool.

"Staying out for the Sumner"

"Manchester Re-United"

"No Order"

"New Order announce box set plans"

are all hilarious.

'New Order purchase foot-o-rings from local Mexican'

Don't remember that one

sumner loving

Originally posted by Major Tarantino "Manchester Re-United""New Order announce box set plans"

These two are the most hilarious

Barney on the bleach

How about "Pernod, Spumante and Pies" Wasn't there really one called "Fac Off"?

Completely off-topic, but one of my faves was an old NME article on Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine titled "Tom Waits for Nomads" CTB

Originally posted by DoN SHAMELESSLY ripped from 'a very small boys' comment on run/jetplane thread. Best NewOrder headlines from papers/music press ?we've had 'Barney Rubble' and 'Last of the Sumner Whine'both classics! thanks avsb It was actually 'Barney RUMBLED'Dont mind rip offs but please do it carefally;)anymore? or care to make some up!Im sure NME has run one 'Hot Sumner Night' which was pretty cool.

Originally posted by a very small boy > Originally posted by DoN> SHAMELESSLY ripped from 'a very small boys' comment on run/jetplane thread. > > Best NewOrder headlines from papers/music press ?> > we've had 'Barney Rubble' and 'Last of the Sumner Whine'> > both classics! thanks avsb > > It was actually 'Barney RUMBLED'> Dont mind rip offs but please do it carefally;)> > anymore? > > or care to make some up!> > Im sure NME has run one 'Hot Sumner Night' which was pretty cool.

deliberate mistake spotted!!! well done ;)