Regret cowboys.

Cowboy 1: "How embarrassed are you to be on this crappy cover?" Cowboy 2: "Shut up, I need the money."

"Watch out for them there splodges of water next to you, cowpoke" or "Try sucking your OWN thumb, oddball" CTB

Originally posted by CTB "Try sucking your OWN thumb, oddball"CTB

Originally posted by AgentWood 'hi. my name's dirk. i was watching you rope that calf earlier--you ride very well.'

... "you've got a little toothpaste on your cheek'"

"uh oh - you forgot to shave the left side of your face again."

iST cowboy to 2 nd cowboy.... "what's your name?" I'm called TEX PISS! :D

Originally posted by Major Tarantino Cowboy on the left is saying..."ere mate, your 'orse as only got three legs!"

& the other one replies

yeah, makes it more steady on uneven ground.

& the 1st cowboy says surely that's only stools, horses have moving legs & react dynamicaly to changes in the ground

& the 2nd cowboy just sits there smugly & says yes, but this is a photograph

1st cowboy you used to be the lone ranger, now you're john wayne

isnt it surely a short fuse BLOWING all the time?

idiot, fuses don't blow.

you're thinking of whales.

Originally posted by DoN isnt it surely a short fuse BLOWING all the time?

no, no - you're thinking of Barney.

"President said there' only 2 or 3 Mariners coming" "Hope so..."

Sorry, I couldnt resist... (Yes, this smile really works...)

Cowboy 1: "Sure could use a phone" Cowboy 2: "Can't you wait till tomorrow?"

Originally posted by Justin Lazic Cowboy 1: "Sure could use a phone"Cowboy 2: "Can't you wait till tomorrow?"

Cowboy 1: "awww, shit! that's what they all say!"

Originally posted by Hibster idiot, fuses don't blow.you're thinking of whales.

or MegaMaid from Spaceballs.

Originally posted by cold streets, great town... "President said there' only 2 or 3 Mariners coming""Hope so..."Sorry, I couldnt resist... (Yes, this smile really works...)

it could be because i'm thick-headed, but i don't actually get it.