actually - maybe it's "when i was a very young boy, very young boys talked to me."
i think i've heard him sing it both ways. there's that malleability again. Bryan
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"Every time I think of you I turn into a fat pink blob That stinks of poo"
Barney, singin' BLT when he's 84 then... :D
How about:
From my head to my toes, to my teeth through my nose, you get these words wrong...
or, later:
From my head to my toes, from my knees to my eyes, Every time I watch the skies..
this one is silly, but i think it has more to do with Barney's inflection and delivery:
"This world's out of reach, but I don't want it the people are creeps that, live here on it it's always the same, it's not gonna change when we go to school, with Sadam Hussein"
there's a jesus reference in the same song:
I'd cry all night, if I could change it. ask Jesus Christ, could he arrange it?
Originally posted by Georgios Psaroulakis It takes years to find the nerveTo be apart from what you've doneTo find the truth inside yourselfAnd not depend on anyone
this is one of my favorite lyrics from Barney...
'Ra ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ...hey'
or any line that ends in that f**king pathetic...
'Wooh!' (especially if the line is... 'Walk in silence...')
He saves the best ones for live tracks.....
"Bob Dylan was a poet, but he didn't know it And he had a big nose, he had a big nose" (Do The Ostrich)
"I prefer fur hats to hairy twats But your hairy twat is like a fur twat" (Face Up)
"We flew in from Manchester today We held our hands it was if we were all so gay" (Skullcrusher)
"From my heart to the sea My voice will be with me And when this finally stops, the synthesiser will be in tune Our love is like the flowers....." (The Village)
"When I walked through the door my wife was laid there on the floor She was sucking cocks a four all fookin' hard And I said you dirty bastard what are you doing on the floor Sucking big fat fookin' cocks in her fookin' mouth" (Love Vigilantes)
Plenty more......
Or "When you reached out in your sleep and you felt my big fat cock! " from Lonesome Tonight 1985. The cock thing seems quite popular!
the whole john barnes rap in world of motion 
coming to think of it, the whole of world of motion
They'll always hit you and hurt you Defend and attack Theres only one way to beat them Get round the back Catch me if you can Cos' I'm the England man And what you're looking at Is the master plan We ain't no hooligans This ain't a football song Three lions on my chest I know we can't go wrong
Originally posted by Known Pleasures He saves the best ones for live tracks....."Bob Dylan was a poet, but he didn't know itAnd he had a big nose, he had a big nose" (Do The Ostrich)"I prefer fur hats to hairy twatsBut your hairy twat is like a fur twat" (Face Up)"We flew in from Manchester todayWe held our hands it was if we were all so gay" (Skullcrusher)"From my heart to the sea My voice will be with meAnd when this finally stops, the synthesiser will be in tuneOur love is like the flowers....." (The Village)"When I walked through the door my wife was laid there on the floorShe was sucking cocks a four all fookin' hardAnd I said you dirty bastard what are you doing on the floorSucking big fat fookin' cocks in her fookin' mouth" (Love Vigilantes)Plenty more......
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Barney's vocal improvisations are side splitting. Good idea just to compile a cdr of these alone
(in hindsight maybe a bit anorakish
Amusing announcements to the audience while pissed might be fun...
'This one's called my arsehole's on fire'
'My cock's as big as the M1' etc... 
Originally posted by Bryan McMillan actually - maybe it's"when i was a very young boy,very young boys talked to me."i think i've heard him sing it both ways. there's that malleability again.Bryan
Yeah, but on Electronic Ecstacy, he says: When I was a very small boy, Michael Jackson played with me. Now that we've grown up together, He's playing with me.
Yeah, really original, Barney.
Originally posted by Who is this man that follows me? > Originally posted by Bryan McMillan> actually - maybe it's> "when i was a very young boy,> very young boys talked to me."> > i think i've heard him sing it both ways. there's that malleability again.> Bryan
Yeah, but on Electronic Ecstacy, he says: When I was a very small boy, Michael Jackson played with me. Now that we've grown up together, He's playing with me.
Yeah, really original, Barney.
Didn't he sing "he's playing with Jordy C" on one similar version of this verse ?
this is one of my favorite lyrics from Barney...
Yeah man,it's really a great song. I just wanted to show how silly I am:o
Originally posted by Known Pleasures > Originally posted by Who is this man that follows me?> > > > Originally posted by Bryan McMillan> > actually - maybe it's> > "when i was a very young boy,> > very young boys talked to me."> > > > i think i've heard him sing it both ways. there's that malleability again.> > Bryan>
Yeah, but on Electronic Ecstacy, he says: When I was a very small boy, Michael Jackson played with me. Now that we've grown up together, He's playing with me.
Yeah, really original, Barney.
Didn't he sing "he's playing with Jordy C" on one similar version of this verse ?
He probably did. He messed up on his own messed-up lyrics.
Originally posted by Chris 'Ra ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ...hey'or any line that ends in that f**king pathetic...'Wooh!' (especially if the line is... 'Walk in silence...')
I agree on that. It is very annoying when they playing serious song and he shouts Wooh or starts a whistle.
511 would visually suck balls if it wasn't for barney doin' the corgi, doing that tongue thingy, and shouting out all those wooh!'s. it's all part of that live NO charm...
