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Let's have a good laugh and think of the worst topics we could come up with.
For instance :
Which NO member would you lost like to see naked ? Which NO member has gained the more weigh in the past few years ?
Erm... To the 1st question I would have to answer Gillian...
Originally posted by Geoff The Klump Let's have a good laugh and think of the worst topics we could come up with.For instance :Which NO member would you lost like to see naked ?Which NO member has gained the more weigh in the past few years ?Erm... To the 1st question I would have to answer Gillian...
Erm.... for number one, Barney, without a doubt... the image of him lifting his head up the BLT video got me throught my teenage years.....it was a hormone thing...
As for the weight gain... Hooky probably, but he still lots good.
Perhapos the question should be, how many of the fans have gained weight in the past years...
*holds hand up*
Im no where as near as lithe as I was when Republic as released....
But in the words of Francis Albert... "Thats Life...."
Liv
Originally posted by Geoff The Klump Over the years, I've gained and lost a lot of weigh... Rather gained, lately...
A very good one indeed, Patrick...
Well we can always count on Buster to come in out of the blue and post an absolutley mad-as-fuck topic.
In fact, I can't even think what the question was.
Oh well.
Here's a tip anyway for losing weight. Always maintain a healthy balanced diet by never eating too many sweets and Belgian chocolates and beer. If you do slip and eat too much shit, try and force a shit out 'cause that will surely end the life of the fat before it becomes proper fat. Failing that (and I know this will go against popular opinion) - try and make yourself sick by shoving a glove down your neck or putting a straw up your beak.
If all else fails and you end up as fat as a house end, just start saying your big boned and it has nothing to do with over-eating and being too lazy to even bend down to pick up a pen you've just dropped.
Thanks for the nice words, Hunsty, as they are very precious on this very awful day...
And I'll keep your good advise in mind...
I'm always thinking of you BK. 
Now I don't want to apply even more pressure to your horrid day but, you know, I've got my song all prepared just for you and I'm itching to here the Doberman hit. What gives? - is the showdown imminent or do I have to wait until Christmas day 2004?
The wait could nearly be over, Huntsy.
I will have the software in a very short time. It will now depend on how long it take me to figure out how it works...
why you having such a blue monday (ho ho) Klumpy? Anything i can do to help?
(Jeez, look at me, im just give give give aren't i?)
Liv
why you having such a blue monday (ho ho) Klumpy? Anything i can do to help?
(Jeez, look at me, im just give give give aren't i?)
Liv
Give me the nod Buster when the Doberman has been recorded. I will hand the link to San Francisco at the drop of my hat
Originally posted by Huntsman How come everyone is posting their message twice?
Personally, i was just feeling especially generous...
Liv
The wait could nearly be over, Huntsy.
I will have the software in a very short time. It will now depend on how long it take me to figure out how it works...
Originally posted by Huntsman Here's a tip anyway for losing weight. Always maintain a healthy balanced diet by never eating too many sweets and Belgian chocolates and beer.
Heh, you forgot not eating too many crisps!!!! ;)
Originally posted by Maria > Originally posted by Huntsman > > Here's a tip anyway for losing weight. Always maintain a healthy balanced diet by never eating too many sweets and Belgian chocolates and beer.
Heh, you forgot not eating too many crisps!!!! ;)
I would never insult my friends. That said, one tube of Pringles constitutes the 'entire' recommended daily intake of food (that's fat, carbohydrates etc.) of an average man. So think of that when your tucking into a tube after a Chinese takeaway after a sandwich after your dinner after your breakfast after a load of snacks!!!! - no wonder some of us are wider than we'd like, and a lot less likely to catch a pidgeon.
Originally posted by Geoff The Klump Let's have a good laugh and think of the worst topics we could come up with.For instance :Which NO member would you lost like to see naked ?Which NO member has gained the more weigh in the past few years ?Erm... To the 1st question I would have to answer Gillian...
err hooky monster - you going to reply to this???
The wait could nearly be over, Huntsy.
I will have the software in a very short time. It will now depend on how long it take me to figure out how it works...
Sorry for the delay, the server was down for a while, here.
I'm always happy to make you laugh, Huntsy...
Originally posted by Huntsman How come everyone is posting their message twice?
That's strange, indeed! (It could be a good discussion topic, btw).
Originally posted by Huntsman How come everyone is posting their message twice?
That's strange, indeed! (It could be a good discussion topic, btw).
Originally posted by Huntsman How come everyone is posting their message twice?
That's strange, indeed! (It could be a good discussion topic, btw).
I don't think this post room is Hooky Monster's cup of tea. I would be intrigued to know whether he would allow his sense of humour onto the board for us all to enjoy... or perhaps, we may never see this side of him.
Quite frankly he scares me sometimes. I can't do right for doing left.
To answer your question, generous Liv, 2 weeks ago, I lost almost eveything I had on my hard drive at home.
Luckily, there were some things that I also had on my hard drive at work.
And my hard drive at work crashed down today...
So I've lost loads of things you can't even imagine.
Thanks for caring anyway... :)
And sorry for the delay, Liv...
With this server problem, I didn't see your post until a few minutes ago...
Thats OK Geoff. you are forgiven... Hard drive distasters are nothing new. One of my closest friends lost he whole final year uni project about 2 weeks before it needed to be handed in because of a hard drive failure...so i know what a bitch it can be...
Keep smiling sweetheart...
Liv
Liv's not the only one who has a friend who lost a Uni project via a hard drive disaster area. A pal of mine had a project and he lost a couple of bits of text while I was at Uni. Fortunately they were only very small bits of text - mainly headings for pictures - and, come to think of it, they were on a floppy disk so I don't think his hard drive was effected. MMmmm, now I think back I don't think this happened... but cheer up anyway Geoff.
Originally posted by Huntsman Surely you have all of your best porn backed-up on CD's Klumpy?;)
Well, all of my naked self-portraits...
Originally posted by Liv Thats OK Geoff. you are forgiven...Hard drive distasters are nothing new. One of my closest friends lost he whole final year uni project about 2 weeks before it needed to be handed in because of a hard drive failure...so i know what a bitch it can be...Keep smiling sweetheart...Liv
Thanks Liv...
I guess that also why I showed a bit of bad temper over the Jools Holland thread... :)
Thanks for the comforting words to you too, Huntsy...
I have an amazing capacity to forgive and love... perhaps I should put this on the Anglican or Catholic thread...? hmmm
Hunstman, even thought your quip was totally unsubstantiated, its apparent you are trying your best to help the boy klumpy, what a nice fellow you are....
Liv
It takes the average poster about 3 days to acquire the response on certain topics. Up pops Buster Klumpy with a topic loosely based around the premise 'How daft can you post' and within 30 minutes there's about 40 replies (36 of which are mine).
This stands testament to one of the Orderlines longest and best serving members. Buster must be saluted. And I for one, might just salute him but not at the moment because I'm too busy.
Keep it up Geoff, and remember, hard drives can only contain files, whereas human minds can contain a great deal more (apart from the ability to play decent retro games like Pac-Man and Popeye).
sorry that was my feeble effort at a joke. Webmaster if your reading..... please delete it.... :o
Originally posted by Seb Briggs sorry that was my feeble effort at a joke. Webmaster if your reading..... please delete it....:o
well, i laughed...:)
Liv
Originally posted by Seb Briggs no need for the sarcasm!!;)f*ck it, I'm off!!
i was being serious...
Liv
Fuck !!! Server went down again. So I had to wait till I got home to reply...
So, I won't loose anyore time...
Originally posted by Huntsman It takes the average poster about 3 days to acquire the response on certain topics. Up pops Buster Klumpy with a topic loosely based around the premise 'How daft can you post' and within 30 minutes there's about 40 replies (36 of which are mine).This stands testament to one of the Orderlines longest and best serving members. Buster must be saluted. And I for one, might just salute him but not at the moment because I'm too busy.Keep it up Geoff, and remember, hard drives can only contain files, whereas human minds can contain a great deal more (apart from the ability to play decent retro games like Pac-Man and Popeye).
Thanks a lot, Dear Hunstsy...
I don't know what to say, here...
Maybe that we're getting away from the subject here... :D
Well, I guess you're never really off-topic with such a topic.
