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Let's have a good laugh and think of the worst topics we could come up with.

For instance :

Which NO member would you lost like to see naked ? Which NO member has gained the more weigh in the past few years ?

Erm... To the 1st question I would have to answer Gillian...

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Originally posted by Geoff The Klump Let's have a good laugh and think of the worst topics we could come up with.For instance :Which NO member would you lost like to see naked ?Which NO member has gained the more weigh in the past few years ?Erm... To the 1st question I would have to answer Gillian...

Erm.... for number one, Barney, without a doubt... the image of him lifting his head up the BLT video got me throught my teenage years.....it was a hormone thing...

As for the weight gain... Hooky probably, but he still lots good.

Perhapos the question should be, how many of the fans have gained weight in the past years...

*holds hand up*

Im no where as near as lithe as I was when Republic as released....

But in the words of Francis Albert... "Thats Life...."

Liv :angel:

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Over the years, I've gained and lost a lot of weigh... Rather gained, lately... :cry:

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How about which NO song comes exactly in the middle between best and worst?

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Originally posted by Geoff The Klump Over the years, I've gained and lost a lot of weigh... Rather gained, lately...:cry:

A very good one indeed, Patrick... :laugh:

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Well we can always count on Buster to come in out of the blue and post an absolutley mad-as-fuck topic.

In fact, I can't even think what the question was.

Oh well.

Here's a tip anyway for losing weight. Always maintain a healthy balanced diet by never eating too many sweets and Belgian chocolates and beer. If you do slip and eat too much shit, try and force a shit out 'cause that will surely end the life of the fat before it becomes proper fat. Failing that (and I know this will go against popular opinion) - try and make yourself sick by shoving a glove down your neck or putting a straw up your beak.

If all else fails and you end up as fat as a house end, just start saying your big boned and it has nothing to do with over-eating and being too lazy to even bend down to pick up a pen you've just dropped.

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Thanks for the nice words, Hunsty, as they are very precious on this very awful day...

And I'll keep your good advise in mind... :lol:

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I'm always thinking of you BK. :hat:

Now I don't want to apply even more pressure to your horrid day but, you know, I've got my song all prepared just for you and I'm itching to here the Doberman hit. What gives? - is the showdown imminent or do I have to wait until Christmas day 2004?

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Thanks for the kind words, Klumpy.

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The wait could nearly be over, Huntsy.

I will have the software in a very short time. It will now depend on how long it take me to figure out how it works...

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[Content deleted by Geoffroy Klompkes on 10/22/01 12:23:08 PM EDT]

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why you having such a blue monday (ho ho) Klumpy? Anything i can do to help?

(Jeez, look at me, im just give give give aren't i?)

Liv :angel:

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why you having such a blue monday (ho ho) Klumpy? Anything i can do to help?

(Jeez, look at me, im just give give give aren't i?)

Liv :angel:

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How come everyone is posting their message twice?

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How come everyone is posting their message twice?

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Give me the nod Buster when the Doberman has been recorded. I will hand the link to San Francisco at the drop of my :hat: hat

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Originally posted by Huntsman How come everyone is posting their message twice?

Personally, i was just feeling especially generous...

Liv :angel:

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The wait could nearly be over, Huntsy.

I will have the software in a very short time. It will now depend on how long it take me to figure out how it works...

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Originally posted by Huntsman Here's a tip anyway for losing weight. Always maintain a healthy balanced diet by never eating too many sweets and Belgian chocolates and beer.

Heh, you forgot not eating too many crisps!!!! ;)

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Klumpy... your posting joke did not go un-noticed.. pure quality.

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Originally posted by Maria > Originally posted by Huntsman > > Here's a tip anyway for losing weight. Always maintain a healthy balanced diet by never eating too many sweets and Belgian chocolates and beer.

Heh, you forgot not eating too many crisps!!!! ;)

I would never insult my friends. That said, one tube of Pringles constitutes the 'entire' recommended daily intake of food (that's fat, carbohydrates etc.) of an average man. So think of that when your tucking into a tube after a Chinese takeaway after a sandwich after your dinner after your breakfast after a load of snacks!!!! - no wonder some of us are wider than we'd like, and a lot less likely to catch a pidgeon.

:hat:

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Originally posted by Geoff The Klump Let's have a good laugh and think of the worst topics we could come up with.For instance :Which NO member would you lost like to see naked ?Which NO member has gained the more weigh in the past few years ?Erm... To the 1st question I would have to answer Gillian...

err hooky monster - you going to reply to this???

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The wait could nearly be over, Huntsy.

I will have the software in a very short time. It will now depend on how long it take me to figure out how it works...

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Sorry for the delay, the server was down for a while, here.

I'm always happy to make you laugh, Huntsy...

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Originally posted by Huntsman How come everyone is posting their message twice?

That's strange, indeed! (It could be a good discussion topic, btw).

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Charming... i wont ask again Klumpy... ;)

Liv :angel:

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Originally posted by Huntsman How come everyone is posting their message twice?

That's strange, indeed! (It could be a good discussion topic, btw).

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Originally posted by Huntsman How come everyone is posting their message twice?

That's strange, indeed! (It could be a good discussion topic, btw).

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Erm, I just got the "posting joke",...

Was only the server...

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I don't think this post room is Hooky Monster's cup of tea. I would be intrigued to know whether he would allow his sense of humour onto the board for us all to enjoy... or perhaps, we may never see this side of him.

Quite frankly he scares me sometimes. I can't do right for doing left.

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