Planet of the Apes

They say he wanted to look like Diana Ross...but somehow, he came out looking like a character from Planet of the Apes. Which one?

Here's the lineup

Oops, looks like someone got there before me

"Get your hands off me, you damn dirty ape." - 12 year-old boy.

I think the apes look more attractive than Jacko

I second Tristan's opinion

Originally posted by Tristan Jayol I think the apes look more attractive than Jacko

Speaking of attractive apes, isn't it weird that Helena Bonham Carter just had a kid with Tim Burton?

Oh and, by the way, Big Fish is going to be the best movie of the year (hopefully).

Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope > Originally posted by Tristan Jayol I think the apes look more attractive than Jacko

Speaking of attractive apes, isn't it weird that Helena Bonham Carter just had a kid with Tim Burton?

Oh and, by the way, Big Fish is going to be the best movie of the year (hopefully). We all know that the best movie of the year was clearly Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star

2Fast2Furious...because it's not just Fast and Furious, it's 2Fast2Furious! :D

Was "A Mighty Wind" released last year? If not, I nominate it as Movie of the Year...

galen.

Originally posted by Tristan Jayol I think the apes look more attractive than Jacko

Planet Of The Apes? Is that the movie, or the planet?

Anyway, you'll never make a monkey out of me......

He looks like Monkey from the old Monkey TV series.

Bubbles

They'll never make a monkey out of me........

Originally posted by Tristan Jayol I think the apes look more attractive than Jacko

I thought Mucky Jackson wanted to look like Disney's version of Peter Pan agree that the 'Apes' are much more appealing, especially in the remake from a few years ago.

YOU MANIACS!! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU!! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

Its not what he wanted to look like its the result that counts. Hence he looks like that female ape from the original Planet of the Apes.

He looks like a paedophile to me. But we`ll let the courts decide.

I looked at the film again--the later one, he does look quite a lot like Ms ape, but that doesn't say much for Helena B-C.

Originally posted by Dee I looked at the film again--the later one, he does look quite a lot like Ms ape, but that doesn't say much for Helena B-C.

Well, the important thing is that Mrs. Burton (nee Bonham-Carter) is beautiful out of makeup.

My opinion on this changes from film to film,she looks dog rough in Fight Club.

she was hot in Fight Club...in a weird sort of way. nihilism is kinda a turn-on...at least until you really meet that kind of girl. *ewww*

planet of the apes had some pretty hot people, all of them are better lookin then MJ

Originally posted by Spike planet of the apes had some pretty hot people, all of them are better lookin then MJ

And you find humans with hairy bodies and monkey faces attractive?

MJ doesn't look like an ape, he looks like an alien.