If God was a member of New Order....

Nothing profound here, and (as I'm about to regret the 7-layer burrito I got from Taco Bell) I'm gonna say no more.

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i always took god to be a shy / quiet type

wow...I saw this earlier today, and have been thinking about it all day..on the one hand Gillian is a loving mother...and you would hope that God would be like that....and it would be great if God was a woman, for us women at least....but on the other hand, Barney would be a cool God...just think how messed up and fun the world could be.. ...plus if I ever had the chance to look into the eyes of God....I would want them to be Barneys eyes...I could look into them forever!!!

so, even after thinking about this for hours, I still cant choose.

NewOrder are to good for god to be a member.

Alanis Morrisette is God. Did you not see Dogma??

What? Isn't Hooky the one and only God? Hummm, I don't believe that. I am pretty sure He is! Don't you know that "Touched By The Hand of God" was a song about someone that dreams of being Hooky's bass guitar?

Oh, and of course, Ian is "Jesus" (the one who died) and Barney is in fact the "Holy Spirit".

What about Gillian & Steve? You know, they are THE OTHER TWO! :)

Tony Wilson.

"I've Just seen god"

"what did he look like?"

"erm... He looked like me"

"you what?"

"well, god made man in his own image, so if he appeared before you, he'd look like you"

"this is top gear man"

hookys got a buddah in his back garden, so he is near to a deity but God ? Only if he shuffles his feet.

If god were in New Order, would Barney still be touched by his hand?

Keith Allen

Well, only one member (that is, former member) is in Heaven now.

God only knows.

All of NewOrder swear too much to be God.

Originally posted by James Stephen Barnes All of NewOrder swear too much to be God.

Not to mention the copious drug/alcohol abuse...but they're clean and sober now

I voted Stephen, the core of the band in my opinion. Without his frantic early drumming and later programming skills, they wouldn't be half as amazing as they are (Although Barney and Hooky still kick ass..Gillian can be my goddess though :D

WOULDNT SURPRISE ME IF IT WAS TONY WILSON WOULD EXPLAIN WHY EVERYTHING ON EARTH KEEPS FUCKING UP

i would say Ian Curtis, he gave them there power they have now..............

Barney. He...is...god. His voice is what god would sound like if he actually let us see what he sounded like.

I'm such a fanatic, huh?

Shame

Stephen! His drum is very very nicee He`s god My god