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JUNK1. Best bit2. Worst bit3. Why you love/hate it4. Percentage rating5. Do I need a bra?
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Do you need a bra? Dunno personally, but you could always buy one of those manssieres that they had on an episode of Seinfeld for men who could use a little support "up there". 
- Best bit - isn't anything that springs to mind
- Worst bit - likewise
- Love/hate - Monaco by numbers. Could have been on Republic.
- Percentage - decidedly average 50%
- Do you need a bra ? - don't be soft. Emancipate yourself from mental slavery - none but yourself can free your breasts. Like that woman from Atomic Kitten, none of them can use their minds.....or something like that.
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Its the same as every other Monaco record-it tries too hard to be a NO track. 50%,but only cos Hookys on it.
- Best Bit: Great housey sound, good lyrics, and Hooky has pretty good vocals on it.
- Worst Bit: Intro a bit too long
- Love/Hate: Good driving tune
- Rating: 90%
Sorry, I'm late with this comment, but I had to comment. Personally, I think this song kicks ass. 
Someone said it's too New-Order-imitating, but I hardly associate it with NO.
- Best bit -- When Hook comes in with his main bass theme right after the five booming drumbeats (or maybe it's the moment when Hook & Potts return late in the song with "Just when it's out of reach" following the middle instrumental part).
- Worst bit -- The beat's effective but maybe a little too conventional.
- Why you love it -- The slowly rising-falling-rising-falling drama, the bassline I mentioned is well synchronized with the beat, that inexplicable vocal noise that appears periodically during the intro and the chorus, it's not seven or eight minutes long merely because of filler, etc. I think of it more as a disco-rock song than a house song.
- Percentage rating -- 90%
- Do I need a bra? -- If it hurts, then yes.
