Emille Heskey is the shittest footballer i've ever seen with my own two eyes!
I went to watch Halifax town Vs Wigan in a friendly on Sat and he was dire! spent more time on the ground falling over than anything else.
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patrick stewart appreciation society wrote: Emille Heskey is the shittest footballer i've ever seen with my own two eyes!
I went to watch Halifax town Vs Wigan in a friendly on Sat and he was dire! spent more time on the ground falling over than anything else.
You actually stayed awake during a Halifax game?
Kershaw?
patrick stewart appreciation society wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
You actually stayed awake during a Halifax game?
Kershaw?
How dare you!
Blinding game, i'm sure!:p
How many times did he try bringing the ball down on his chest ??
At some point about three seasons ago, not being able to trap a bag of cement with his feet, he took a ball down perfectly on his chest 
Since then he's tried taking every ball on his chest, usually controlling it further than I could hoof it.
I was convinced he blackmailed his way into the Liverpool and England teams because he had some dodgy photos of Houllier and Ericsson.
Steve Bruce bought him just because he's a shite manager.
I don't know what Paul Jewel's reasoning is.
Made me laugh when I was on honeymoon in Antigua four years ago - taxi driver insisted on showing us the house "where the great England striker Emile Heskey's family were from".
He was nonplussed when I said they could keep the cunt - they had always been led to believe he was some kind of national hero!
oldmonkey wrote: Made me laugh when I was on honeymoon in Antigua four years ago - taxi driver insisted on showing us the house "where the great England striker Emile Heskey's family were from".
He was nonplussed when I said they could keep the cunt - they had always been led to believe he was some kind of national hero!
last time you posted that story your retort was far worse.
something about a banana boat? 
Love United Hate Glazer wrote:
oldmonkey wrote: Made me laugh when I was on honeymoon in Antigua four years ago - taxi driver insisted on showing us the house "where the great England striker Emile Heskey's family were from".
He was nonplussed when I said they could keep the cunt - they had always been led to believe he was some kind of national hero!
something about a banana boat?
No it wasn't. I'm no racist, and that is the only connotation you would draw from mentioning a banana boat.
