From the Herald:
RANGERS manager Walter Smith and BBC commentator Gordon Smith were called upon to draw the raffle at the Rangers Burns Supper this week. Simple enough. Folk had to answer a question - who scored the first goal in the 5-0 win over Dundee United? - stick a tenner in the envelope, then add their name and table number. Gordon draws the first winner and sees that it is Rangers player Charlie Adam and decides there should be a redraw rather than giving the prize to a player.
Remarkably, Gordon is stunned when the second envelope he draws also has Charlie Adam's name on it. Fearing some kind of wind-up, Gordon furiously pulls another two envelopes out, again with Charlie's name on it, and demands to know who's messing about with the raffle.
It is then gently explained to him that Charlie Adam is the answer to the question, and all the winners have their names written below it. Thus results the sight of Walter and Gordon scrabbling around for the envelopes Gordon has already thrown away.
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