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Just been told he's got football trials with the local team in June!
How proud am I? Sod footballers wives, it's all about footballers mothers!
Can't wait to stand knee deep in the freezing mud cheering him on, on a freezing cold Saturday afternoon, with a flask of tea and a kit kat - who else will be joining me?
El Jarvo wrote: Top stuff.
What you gonna do to the first kid who boots him straight up in the air though!
Only messing, fortunatly for Joe when it comes to football i'm very calm, a good loser, can always see the justice in everything and am in full control of my emotions! As yesterday's football results reflected so perfectly!
Bonzette wrote:
El Jarvo wrote: Top stuff.
What you gonna do to the first kid who boots him straight up in the air though!
Only messing, fortuntatly for Joe when it comes to football i'm very calm, a good loser, can always see the justice in everything and am in full control of my emotions! As yesterday's football results reflected so perfectly!
He's not gonna get hurt anyways. Some big dozy centre-half can knock him sideways and he's got that big bouffant of girlie curls to protect his fall! 
El Jarvo wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
El Jarvo wrote: Top stuff.
What you gonna do to the first kid who boots him straight up in the air though!
Only messing, fortuntatly for Joe when it comes to football i'm very calm, a good loser, can always see the justice in everything and am in full control of my emotions! As yesterday's football results reflected so perfectly!
He's not gonna get hurt anyways. Some big dozy centre-half can knock him sideways and he's got that big bouffant of girlie curls to protect his fall!
Don't worry - i've kept his cut curls for your benefit, i'll be armed and ready with the pritt stick on Saturday!:p
Congrats to you and your son Bonz...... 
maybe a 
for you as well to help on the "worrying" part.
Sadly, it would appear that Littleinoil has inherited his footballing prowess from his dear old man. Shame, as there's a new Bentley dealership opened not half a mile from our house.
Congrats, Joe. Happy Washing for the whole team twice a year, Bonz.
Bonzette wrote:
Don't worry - i've kept his cut curls for your benefit, i'll be armed and ready with the pritt stick on Saturday!:p
Sorry. But I think, Joe wouldn't like, if you appear every Saturday at the playground. You have to show some interest and help him for this, but you shouldn't appear too many times there.
[gold]confusion[/gold] wrote: Congrats, Joe. Happy Washing for the whole team twice a year, Bonz.
Bonzette wrote:
Don't worry - i've kept his cut curls for your benefit, i'll be armed and ready with the pritt stick on Saturday!:p
Sorry. But I think, Joe wouldn't like, if you appear every Saturday at the playground. You have to show some interest and help him for this, but you shouldn't appear too many times there.
Not a playground - proper team and two pitches. Joe and I went there today, there's a clubhouse, nuff said!
You wouldn't understand, but it's just the way me and Joe are - he'd be gutted if I wasn't there to support him and watch him play. Fact. I won't miss a minute of any of it. Even if I only ever see him play on a pitch in Hadley - it'll still mean more to me than anything i've seen with Arsenal. He's my boy. It never gets better than that.
That said, it's without doubt that every Saturday will consist of more than just me cheering him on! Special boy loved by many.....
Bonzette wrote: Not a playground - proper team and two pitches. Joe and I went there today, there's a clubhouse, nuff said!
Sorry, you're right. I understood, this is a thread about organized sports on a sports field. But I didn't found the right word, so I wrote playground.
Bonzette wrote:
Can't wait to stand knee deep in the freezing mud cheering him on, on a freezing cold Saturday afternoon, with a flask of tea and a kit kat - who else will be joining me?
How come it always rains on a Saturday morning?
A question asked by a 10 year old sub to my mate,one morning he was watching his boy play
Good luck! Bonz junior
Marvelous! Go on little Bonz..A little Thierry Bonzry in the making mebbees!
I'm looking to get my little lad who's nearly 5 now and raring to go, involved pretty soon.. I take his sister to dancing and she loves it,but it aint my thing if I'm honest...Though my mate takes his daughter and we have a good laugh,and ogle the dance teacher,who is a lovely lass,aswell as being fit as a fiddle...as you do!
Surprising how many dads show up there!
I always thought he'd be a cricketer, Lord knows he had enough practice in your living room!!!
Marvin wrote: I always thought he'd be a cricketer, Lord knows he had enough practice in your living room!!!
Well, with Leggy D as your cricket partner, hardly gonna inspire you for a career in Cricket, is it? Bowling and batting whilst lying horizontal on the sofa for 4 hours!
Football wise he's been more fortunate in his choice of partner!
Hey Lady, I did my bit too and at least I was sat up for it!
Are you going to turn into a pushy Mother? What if somebody tackles him roughly? Will you steam in with your Louis Vuitton?
Marvin wrote: Hey Lady, I did my bit too and at least I was sat up for it!
Are you going to turn into a pushy Mother? What if somebody tackles him roughly? Will you steam in with your Louis Vuitton?
Cheeky moo! I only buy Radley!
Living proof that birds shouldn't be allowed on football forums.
You just end up talking about handbags. 
Marvin wrote: Oh but MANbags are OK?
As I've said here before the proof is in the name - man-bag!
I think I wear mine with a certain panache!
El Jarvo wrote:
I think I wear mine with a certain panache!
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El Jarvo wrote:
Marvin wrote: Oh but MANbags are OK?
As I've said here before the proof is in the name - man-bag!
I think I wear mine with a certain panache!
You defo wear your bag better than me, and those heels!
Bonzette wrote:
You defo wear your bag better than me, and those heels!
Ive heard he only wears them at weekends though..
good to hear Ems.
anyone who beats me on a pen shootout must be good
cheating little bastard
Well... if ever a thread has to be resurrected, now is the time.
Joe had his trials yesterday and breezed through them.
Joe was singled out by the coaches half way through and told he was through.
Then, he was invited to play on June 8th against Dennis Bergkamps son in a mini tournament (and Dennis will be there rubbing shoulders with the Bonz). Bonz has checked out the clubhouse and gives it the thumbs up and she's also been given a code of conduct so there's no excuses for being barred from the sidelines!
Watch this space.
Arsenal are now my second team. He'll be Arsenal's Ivan Campo with that hair!
Up the Arse
(How he's going to fit this in around cricket, I'll never know - go Joe!)
Bonzette wrote:
Marvin wrote: I always thought he'd be a cricketer, Lord knows he had enough practice in your living room!!!
Football wise he's been more fortunate in his choice of partner!
Oi!! I just seen that.
Well, well, well.....thanks all for all the good well wishes, texts, calls and messages over the past 2 days, especially from so many on here. We're home from the hospital and sorry not been able to reply to everyone personally but a quick update.
Joe did indeed break his ankle playing football on Tuesday night. It's been quite traumatic, especially for Joe, but am pleased to say we are now back home and thanks to the wonder staff at the NHS yesterday (all gooners) he is pain free and has a Red plaster cast for Arsenal! :-))We're not sure what this will yet mean for his fotball, but we're back in 3 weeks to see how he's healing as only a Sowter can do he's made a rare break, but defo he'll be out for at least 6-8 weeks min.
He'd just been made captain, and Whetstone Wanderers only lost their first game this Sunday just passed - so he's feeling more than gutted. We have decided to go for an Eduardo style recovery - coz we're triple hard (well he is, I've been a right mess) and he's loving the crutches, although Bambi on ice at times, and it's a slow process getting anywhere. He's more than got the hang of ordering me about after him. He'll be back at school on Monday, however!
I know some of you were going to come and watch him play so fingers crossed in New Year he'll be back!
I'll try and reply personally in the next couple of days but things a bit manic at the moment. Thanks again everyone for all your best wishes.
Ems XX
Sorry to hear about that, Bonz. Hopefully he'll mend stronger and get back on track to buying you Ferraris and helicopters
Dodjem wrote:
Arsenal are now my second team. He'll be Arsenal's Ivan Campo with that hair!
Hope he likes pies then ;o)
Diamond 383 wrote: Sorry to hear about that, Bonz. Hopefully he'll mend stronger and get back on track to buying you Ferraris and helicopters
Exactly - how bloody selfish of him?! :)
Ems...
you didn't tell yer graddad that Joe had injured himself???
for shame...
now tell him to rub some dirt on it and to get back out there...that's how we did it back in my day!!!
Bonzette wrote: Well, well, well.....thanks all for all the good well wishes, texts, calls and messages over the past 2 days, especially from so many on here. We're home from the hospital and sorry not been able to reply to everyone personally but a quick update.
Joe did indeed break his ankle playing football on Tuesday night. It's been quite traumatic, especially for Joe, but am pleased to say we are now back home and thanks to the wonder staff at the NHS yesterday (all gooners) he is pain free and has a Red plaster cast for Arsenal! :-))We're not sure what this will yet mean for his fotball, but we're back in 3 weeks to see how he's healing as only a Sowter can do he's made a rare break, but defo he'll be out for at least 6-8 weeks min.
He'd just been made captain, and Whetstone Wanderers only lost their first game this Sunday just passed - so he's feeling more than gutted. We have decided to go for an Eduardo style recovery - coz we're triple hard (well he is, I've been a right mess) and he's loving the crutches, although Bambi on ice at times, and it's a slow process getting anywhere. He's more than got the hang of ordering me about after him. He'll be back at school on Monday, however!
I know some of you were going to come and watch him play so fingers crossed in New Year he'll be back!
I'll try and reply personally in the next couple of days but things a bit manic at the moment. Thanks again everyone for all your best wishes.
Ems XX
Glad to hear he's OK Bonz
You been slashing tyres again young lady? 
