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22 Jun 2008, 10:44

I see a couple of people have got teams in there - Gazman's just beaten me 2-1 in my first ever game!

Seems you can only improve your players' ability, and increase your finances, the more games you play - so can more people add the 'Premier League' application, please, and give me a game!

And would Frank and John accept the challenges I've laid down! You'll wallop me cos I'm new to this! :lol:

I actually thought about who I should have in my line-up - got me and PompeyOrder as lumbering centre-halves, 6ft8 Nobby in goal, Biggy, Leggy and Molly as midfield enforcers and Shug as the nippy fella up front!

Dunno why though, should've just filled my team up with birds. I thought the people I picked would genuinely have to do summat to help improve my ratings, but seems it ain't anywhere near as complex as that!

22 Jun 2008, 10:53

El Jarvo wrote: And would Frank and John accept the challenges I've laid down! You'll wallop me cos I'm new to this!

2-0 win for AFC Crouchender! Goals from Biggy and JG. :laugh:

22 Jun 2008, 11:37

John Sludden wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: And would Frank and John accept the challenges I've laid down! You'll wallop me cos I'm new to this!

2-0 win for AFC Crouchender! Goals from Biggy and JG.

Would've been funny if you'd scored for me!

I got Gem to make a team to try and pick up some points for meself.

Er, we drew 2-2! :skeptic:

22 Jun 2008, 14:02

El Jarvo wrote:

John Sludden wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: And would Frank and John accept the challenges I've laid down! You'll wallop me cos I'm new to this!

2-0 win for AFC Crouchender! Goals from Biggy and JG.

Would've been funny if you'd scored for me!

I got Gem to make a team to try and pick up some points for meself.

Er, we drew 2-2!

You just scored 4 goals against my son - you f.........

I scored though! :laugh: And got booked! Kershaw got sent off - bloody liabilty!

First game, harsh - we'll be back!

:nod:

22 Jun 2008, 14:34

Bonzette wrote: Kershaw got sent off - bloody liabilty!

He hasn't changed then.

22 Jun 2008, 14:41

El Jarvo wrote: I see a couple of people have got teams in there - Gazman's just beaten me 2-1 in my first ever game!

my first ever win mate (you're my goalie :laugh: )

had a couple of 0-0's and a thumping off of Tim

22 Jun 2008, 16:28

El Jarvo wrote:

And would Frank and John accept the challenges I've laid down! You'll wallop me cos I'm new to this!

you beat the piss out of me in the first match :crazy: , at least i was able to draw the second

23 Jun 2008, 03:39

How did you know Left Midfield / Wing was my position :confused2:

Mean left foot cross or cut inside on me right :nod:

Can't run 10 yards these days though :\ohwell: :laugh:

23 Jun 2008, 04:45

just put created my team.

Got Jemma in their as a bruising midfield enforcer, Darren and Al to be the thugs at centre back, Young Alistair creating in centre midfield, and myself in goal just standing their to block all the shots.

23 Jun 2008, 04:51

I'm struggling to narrow it down to one team. Can I have several?

Oh and great choice Liam, I play dirty but I get results

23 Jun 2008, 05:03

LeggyD wrote: How did you know Left Midfield / Wing was my position

Mean left foot cross or cut inside on me right

Can't run 10 yards these days though :\ohwell:

What d'ye mean left midfield??

Ive got ye as my right back!

:laugh:

23 Jun 2008, 05:17

Dodjem wrote: I'm struggling to narrow it down to one team. Can I have several?

I had Don and Hac in my team originally. Er, but then forgot to save it, and I just threw that one together, before moving people into positions I thought best suited. I know Donato doesn't bother with Facebook any more and I initially thought you might need some 'input' from your team to better yerself. You know, like a proper 'team' effort. How naive I was! :lol:

Right, can some of you lot challenge me, please? I used up my three challenges for the day at precisely 12:01 this morning. :uhoh:

It's gonna be about three months before I dare offer Tim a game! :lol:

23 Jun 2008, 05:29

Dodjem wrote: I'm struggling to narrow it down to one team. Can I have several?

Oh and great choice Liam, I play dirty but I get results

Comprehensive 3-0 victory over JemmaHicks FC :nod:

Can we play you every week! :laugh:

23 Jun 2008, 05:40

It was worth the £10,000 backhander :nod:

23 Jun 2008, 06:39

Gazman wrote:

LeggyD wrote: How did you know Left Midfield / Wing was my position

Mean left foot cross or cut inside on me right

Can't run 10 yards these days though :\ohwell:

What d'ye mean left midfield??

Ive got ye as my right back!

How did I get on against myself when you played Al ? :crazy:

23 Jun 2008, 11:02

LeggyD wrote:

Gazman wrote:

LeggyD wrote: How did you know Left Midfield / Wing was my position

Mean left foot cross or cut inside on me right

Can't run 10 yards these days though :\ohwell:

What d'ye mean left midfield??

Ive got ye as my right back!

How did I get on against myself when you played Al ?

You had a 'mare mate :thumbdown:

:laugh:

23 Jun 2008, 11:22

Dodjem wrote: It was worth the £10,000 backhander

£10,000 :spit:

20 Marlboro and a brandy n coke :laugh:

23 Jun 2008, 15:14

That's outrageous! Just got in and 'played' Bert, Jem and Liam ... and had a second game with John.

And then I've been drawn in the first round of some Luton cup competition against a team called the 'Hanging Sacks' (go check 'em out!)

They beat me 54-0!

FIFTY-FOUR - NIL! :eek3:

(Somehow Colin got booked in the 0th minute - that's impressive, before the game had even started?)

23 Jun 2008, 15:41

Gazman wrote:

LeggyD wrote:

Gazman wrote:

LeggyD wrote: How did you know Left Midfield / Wing was my position

Mean left foot cross or cut inside on me right

Can't run 10 yards these days though :\ohwell:

What d'ye mean left midfield??

Ive got ye as my right back!

How did I get on against myself when you played Al ?

You had a 'mare mate

Proves I'm a Left Midfielder then :laugh:

23 Jun 2008, 15:42

El Jarvo wrote:

And then I've been drawn in the first round of some Luton cup competition against a team called the 'Hanging Sacks' (go check 'em out!)

They beat me 54-0!

FIFTY-FOUR - NIL!

(Somehow Colin got booked in the 0th minute - that's impressive, before the game had even started?)

Just had a look at them there,

they've scored 14700 odd goals,and let in 62 :laugh:

23 Jun 2008, 15:44

LeggyD wrote:

Gazman wrote:

LeggyD wrote:

Gazman wrote:

LeggyD wrote: How did you know Left Midfield / Wing was my position

Mean left foot cross or cut inside on me right

Can't run 10 yards these days though :\ohwell:

What d'ye mean left midfield??

Ive got ye as my right back!

How did I get on against myself when you played Al ?

You had a 'mare mate

Proves I'm a Left Midfielder then

Well i'll play ye there then,

but ye better get the finger out...

:laugh:

23 Jun 2008, 17:31

had a 67-0 win in front of 57,000 fans ;-)

23 Jun 2008, 22:03

El Jarvo wrote:

(Somehow Colin got booked in the 0th minute - that's impressive, before the game had even started?)

Failed the drug test :nod:

24 Jun 2008, 01:54

Right, who's up for another challenge today then?

I've stuck some new blood in my first XI so it's back down to their original ratings for half my team!

(Timbo, don't bother, you're leagues ahead of the rest of us!!! :lol: )

24 Jun 2008, 03:12

Youve already gubbed me 6-0 the day Al :nonono:

Think my keepers a bit of a donkey...

:laugh:

24 Jun 2008, 03:41

Gazman wrote: Youve already gubbed me 6-0 the day Al

Think my keepers hung like a donkey...

:nod:

I've stuck a coupla berds in there now, you'll tear me apart next time! :uhoh:

24 Jun 2008, 05:24

4 games, lost em all. Jemma booked in two and sent off in the other. :nonono:

24 Jun 2008, 05:49

Uncle Liam wrote: 4 games, lost em all. Jemma booked in two and sent off in the other.

That's the thing with this game, you have to go through that entire fcuking learning curve to train your players with games and cash. I got a shedload of cash though for playing a cup game (the one I lost 54-0!) but did at least get a share of over 200k seats, so that helped. Otherwise you only pick up coin for home gate receipts and you can only do three of 'em a day.

Have you got 20Twenty Cricket Liam? Am sure I've seen you and Timbo discussing it, or was that the 'real thing'? I added that application this morning. Assume it's just more of the same?

24 Jun 2008, 08:09

Trade secret on this thing.....play 4-2-4 with short passes and running with the ball, and your results suddenly go ballistic - I lost 5 of my first 6 games playing an average 4-4-2 and from then on it has been ridiculous, frequently 30-0 up at half time. Have only conceded one goal since March.

20/20 cricket is much better, all kinds of different options and features.

24 Jun 2008, 08:30

Tim wrote: short passes and running with the ball

What, you mean like 50% on each?

I'm gonna check out this Twenty20 thing properly when I get home, ta.

24 Jun 2008, 09:57

Right Tim,ye can delete that now :nod:

Ive no challenges left for today though,

gonny somebody challenge me, so i can try out my new formation

24 Jun 2008, 10:22

Right,Ive just set up 'TheCup'

should be about 24 teams in it (if everybody accepts)

£5K to enter,£15K to the winner

winner gets to set up the next one

24 Jun 2008, 11:56

Gazman wrote: Right,Ive just set up 'TheCup'

should be about 24 teams in it (if everybody accepts)

£5K to enter,£15K to the winner

winner gets to set up the next one

24 teams - £5K a piece and a £15K prize.

You're related to George Graham aren't you :nod:

Do I win £40 in a brown envelope :laugh:

24 Jun 2008, 12:23

Gazman wrote: Right Tim,ye can delete that now

Ive no challenges left for today though,

gonny somebody challenge me, so i can try out my new formation

6-1! :nod:

And I played most of the game with 10 players (after me ex got sent-off, she always was a bit fiery!) :lol:

Er, then I got gubbed 6-0 off Timbo straight after! :\ohwell:

24 Jun 2008, 13:02

I'd like to point out that the whole of my back line are Luton fans and my 'keeper has only got one arm.

24 Jun 2008, 13:12

That's andy :wink:

24 Jun 2008, 14:30

Dodjem wrote: That's andy

Jem don't assume ... Could be that drummer from Def Leppard

:laugh:

24 Jun 2008, 14:38

Ba-doosh

24 Jun 2008, 16:34

Gazman wrote: Right Tim,ye can delete that now

Ive no challenges left for today though,

gonny somebody challenge me, so i can try out my new formation

might as well try it out on my new sacrificial lambs Odds And Sods FC, found in yer Friends Only league table.

Just had a look at Tim's record................. :jawdrop: :uhoh:

24 Jun 2008, 16:35

You'll all be glad to know the developers have tweaked it to make it a bit more realistic. You all stand a chance now ;)

24 Jun 2008, 16:36

El Jarvo wrote:

Tim wrote: short passes and running with the ball

What, you mean like 50% on each?

I'm gonna check out this Twenty20 thing properly when I get home, ta.

Like 80% on each.

24 Jun 2008, 23:03

El Jarvo wrote:

Gazman wrote: Right Tim,ye can delete that now

Ive no challenges left for today though,

gonny somebody challenge me, so i can try out my new formation

6-1!

And I played most of the game with 10 players (after me ex got sent-off, she always was a bit fiery!)

Er, then I got gubbed 6-0 off Timbo straight after! :\ohwell:

:nonono:

4-2-4,pffft!

:laugh:

24 Jun 2008, 23:04

LeggyD wrote:

Gazman wrote: Right,Ive just set up 'TheCup'

should be about 24 teams in it (if everybody accepts)

£5K to enter,£15K to the winner

winner gets to set up the next one

24 teams - £5K a piece and a £15K prize.

You're related to George Graham aren't you

Its a Scots thing Dave :nod:

:laugh:

25 Jun 2008, 04:53

Oi, Bert, Nobby, Andres; what's the matter, can't face a beating? :skeptic:

25 Jun 2008, 04:57

LeggyD wrote: Oi, Bert, Nobby, Andres; what's the matter, can't face a beating?

I sent Nobby a challenge late last night. Is he ducking his responsibilities? :nono:

I've played Tim about five times about Twenty20 cricket now. Boy, talk about a roasting! :lol:

25 Jun 2008, 08:29

LeggyD wrote: Oi, Bert, Nobby, Andres; what's the matter, can't face a beating?

Some of us actually work in the day, Leggy. You might want to check the score. :nod:

25 Jun 2008, 10:18

El Jarvo wrote:

LeggyD wrote: Oi, Bert, Nobby, Andres; what's the matter, can't face a beating?

I sent Nobby a challenge late last night. Is he ducking his responsibilities?

First I sent my team into a trainings camp. They're a little bit tired at the moment. I lost my first two games against Al and Leggy. Bonz and Ricardo sent off.

25 Jun 2008, 12:53

El Jarvo wrote:

LeggyD wrote: Oi, Bert, Nobby, Andres; what's the matter, can't face a beating?

I sent Nobby a challenge late last night. Is he ducking his responsibilities?

I've played Tim about five times about Twenty20 cricket now. Boy, talk about a roasting!

Call those roastings? Check this one!!

Plough Pissheads innings (20 overs maximum) Run Ball 4s 6s SR Rob Bawden b Measures 91 (42) 7 7 216.67 Tim Jauncey Not Out 188 (68) 19 15 276.47 Nick Bawden Not Out 21 (10) 1 2 210.00 Extras 7
Total: 1 wickets 20.0 overs 307

Bowler Over Maiden Runs Wickets Econ Gemma Higgs 4 0 69 0 17.25 Gemma Bissix 4 0 44 0 11.00 Joy Mccarthy 3 0 53 0 17.67 Anniken Jackson 3 0 52 0 17.33 Sarah Measures 3 0 35 1 11.67 Marie Edwards 3 0 54 0 18.00

Legs XI innings (20 overs maximum) Run Ball 4s 6s SR Dani Lloyd run out (Bell) 0 (1) 0 0 0.00 Sarah Ambler lbw b Jauncey 0 (1) 0 0 0.00 Gemma Higgs b Jauncey 0 (1) 0 0 0.00 Gemma Bissix b Jauncey 0 (1) 0 0 0.00 Joy Mccarthy c Bawden b Jauncey 0 (1) 0 0 0.00 Charmaine Wilkinson lbw b Jauncey 0 (1) 0 0 0.00 Anna Chandler lbw b Bell 0 (1) 0 0 0.00 Rebecca Speake b Bell 0 (1) 0 0 0.00 Anniken Jackson c Baker b Bell 0 (1) 0 0 0.00 Sarah Measures run out (Bawden) 0 (1) 0 0 0.00 Marie Edwards Not Out 0 (0) 0 0 0 Extras 0
Total: 10 wickets 1.4 overs 0

Bowler Over Maiden Runs Wickets Econ Tim Jauncey 1 0 0 5 0.00 Andy Bell 0.4 0 0 3 0.00

0 all out in ten balls!!!!!

25 Jun 2008, 13:32

Thing with this 20/20 is that there is no easy way to progress, you have to keep playing the games and using the training points picked up to boost player ratings. If you invite friends and they accept you get a ton of training points to use, which helps develop the team. I've tried out the various fielding settings, the only one that works is the defensive one. I've pretty much got a good balance of points in my batting line-up, you only really need the top 6 though, and you only need 6 bowlers to be of similar strength. Teams seem to improve even when they lose, I lost 20 of my first 30 games and 12 of the next 530!

25 Jun 2008, 16:50

El Jarvo trounced me handily 6-0.......and I somehow managed to get both sent off with two yellows but was still Man Of The Match for my squad due to that feat. Yes, there's certainly a learning curve involved to the game, but hey, it's still worth a laugh.

And Tim........I'm trying to accept your request for the match, but I'm getting the dreaded Server Error in '/' Application message from the app. Soon come.

25 Jun 2008, 18:13

Green wrote: Server Error in '/' Application

Same here :banghead:

Hope to play soon. I've been pretty busy at work and all you guys have too much time to waste :laugh:

26 Jun 2008, 01:05

Both apps are struggling a bit, aren't they? The cricket one was all but dead last night, and the football timed out all the time this morning (still made sure I got my there challenges out though!!!).

Least I'm picking up money in the football, and feel like I'm improving. Cricket seems like a losing battle at the moment. Just playing the same people over and over and over again with little result financially (and everyone's beating me). Any training points I pick up then go straight back into fitness and morale - and that takes an age due to player's attributes taking so long to load. It's a long hard slog!

26 Jun 2008, 12:43

El Jarvo wrote: Cricket seems like a losing battle at the moment. Just playing the same people over and over and over again with little result financially (and everyone's beating me).

You sure your team isnt set up wrongly, or not balanced?.. Bit surprised i just beat you, on my second game. :laugh:

26 Jun 2008, 13:12

They've fucked it up with all these modifications the last two days.

One key thing I forgot to mention before, mainly because it just isn't cricket.......but the cheerleaders (!) make a huge difference to your team, disproportionately to everything else. A good team of totty means you win 95% of your home games, even against higher rated oppo.

26 Jun 2008, 13:51

Tim wrote: One key thing I forgot to mention before, mainly because it just isn't cricket.......but the cheerleaders (!) make a huge difference to your team, disproportionately to everything else. A good team of totty means you win 95% of your home games, even against higher rated oppo.

Have never been able to add cheerleaders - I just get a page which says 'checking' and goes nowhere.

Do you need a stadium or first summat before you can get cheerleaders?!

26 Jun 2008, 16:16

Didn't used to, but they've pissed about with it so much this last week anything could be happening. I just lost twice to a level 2 player who only had one decent batsman and bowler!

27 Jun 2008, 10:42

Andrès wrote: Hope to play soon. I've been pretty busy at work and all you guys have too much time to waste

I have sent you an as yet unanswered challenge months ago. Are you still alive?

27 Jun 2008, 18:45

Burt Reynolds wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: Cricket seems like a losing battle at the moment. Just playing the same people over and over and over again with little result financially (and everyone's beating me).

You sure your team isnt set up wrongly, or not balanced?.. Bit surprised i just beat you, on my second game.

I am doing a bit better in cricket over the football; at least I took the time to train 'em, I'd been so busy I just kinda hurriedly rushed through that aspect with the football. Don't worry Burt, doubtless recent challenges in cricket will soon turn the other way....... :laugh:

27 Jun 2008, 19:46

confus[gold]ion[/gold] wrote:

Andrès wrote: Hope to play soon. I've been pretty busy at work and all you guys have too much time to waste

I have sent you an as yet unanswered challenge months ago. Are you still alive?

Fuck me, i don't know how works this aplication....i've lost 4 games in a row :banghead:

28 Jun 2008, 04:25

Andrès wrote:

confus[gold]ion[/gold] wrote:

Andrès wrote: Hope to play soon. I've been pretty busy at work and all you guys have too much time to waste

I have sent you an as yet unanswered challenge months ago. Are you still alive?

Fuck me, i don't know how works this aplication....i've lost 4 games in a row

You should invest more money into the referees. :D

28 Jun 2008, 08:27

Green wrote:

I am doing a bit better in cricket over the football; at least I took the time to train 'em, I'd been so busy I just kinda hurriedly rushed through that aspect with the football. Don't worry Burt, doubtless recent challenges in cricket will soon turn the other way.......

Being beaten by a Yank at cricket. It's just not right. :nonono: :laugh:

28 Jun 2008, 09:58

confus[gold]ion[/gold] wrote:

Andrès wrote:

confus[gold]ion[/gold] wrote:

Andrès wrote: Hope to play soon. I've been pretty busy at work and all you guys have too much time to waste

I have sent you an as yet unanswered challenge months ago. Are you still alive?

Fuck me, i don't know how works this aplication....i've lost 4 games in a row

You should invest more money into the referees. :D

Bribing the ref? Thought you were German, not Italian :skeptic:

28 Jun 2008, 10:22

this game sucks...

oh well...

29 Jun 2008, 06:48

Jëffâri-æl-Tèxánï wrote: this game sucks...

oh well...

It was only 6-0 Jeff :evil4:

I think your problem is having me in defence :nod:

29 Jun 2008, 06:49

err, that was Leggy, not Canadia :crazy:

29 Jun 2008, 07:14

Team Stats

Played Won Drawn Lost For Against Points 10 1 1 8 7 40 4

Top Scorer Alistair Murray (3)

Star PlayerDave Legge (50.7)

Dirtiest Player Alistair Murray(9 Yellow, 2 Red)

Managing to get booked nine times in ten games is really quite impressive. I always knew young Ally had a dark side to him! :laugh:

29 Jun 2008, 07:44

LeggyD wrote:

confus[gold]ion[/gold] wrote:

Andrès wrote:

confus[gold]ion[/gold] wrote:

Andrès wrote: Hope to play soon. I've been pretty busy at work and all you guys have too much time to waste

I have sent you an as yet unanswered challenge months ago. Are you still alive?

Fuck me, i don't know how works this aplication....i've lost 4 games in a row

You should invest more money into the referees. :D

Bribing the ref? Thought you were German, not Italian

I bought my first victory. Now I only invest in players and the Stadium and I loose nearly every game. :(

30 Jun 2008, 19:06

Jëffâri-æl-Tèxánï wrote: this game sucks...

oh well...

You say that just cause i defeated you....even me?? :laugh:

Don't feel yourself so bad....you're my star player

30 Jun 2008, 19:18

Starting to lose interest in both the footy and the cricket,

nothing to do with me getting pumped every game though.. :uhoh:

:laugh:

30 Jun 2008, 21:45

I'll send you a challenge...

everybody beats me!!!

30 Jun 2008, 23:21

Jëffâri-æl-Tèxánï wrote: I'll send you a challenge...

everybody beats me!!!

Bet i get beat

1 Jul 2008, 01:43

I got beat 6-0 off some girl in a Cup competition. She'd scored all 6 goals too.

Had a quick look at her team and could NOT understand how I'd got walloped initially. Yup, she had a 250k stadium but all the defenders had tackling ratings of 15 or so, same with the midfielders.

But then I look at this girl's statistics and she'd obviously just trained herself as a striker, and no one else. She had shooting/speed ratings of 700+ :eek:

Anyone who can be arsed to look at my results, I think I played her yesterday, or Sunday.

1 Jul 2008, 03:04

Gazman wrote: Starting to lose interest in both the footy and the cricket,

nothing to do with me getting pumped every game though..

Slacker. Did old red nose give up when he was shite at St Mirren and for the first 5 years at man ure?

You need to spend some cash on your stadium to get enough money to train your players.

1 Jul 2008, 03:10

It is a bit rubbish when you can only make three challenges and you don't get accepted - YOUNG MR JOSEPH SOWTER :nonono:

And where are you, Mr Rutter, Mr Torr, Mr King, Mr Nash, Mr Shug, Miss Canada? Scared, the lot of you :skeptic:

1 Jul 2008, 03:14

I've extended my stadium and given myself extra striker training. Well you don't have your own team and not make yourself the star player!

1 Jul 2008, 03:14

LeggyD wrote: It is a bit rubbish when you can only make three challenges and you don't get accepted - YOUNG MR JOSEPH SOWTER

And where are you, Mr Rutter, Mr Torr, Mr King, Mr Nash, Mr Shug, Miss Canada? Scared, the lot of you

Yup, young Joseph has ignored invitations from both me and Gemma.

And who the fcuk is 'Javo'? :skeptic:

Shug started playing last night, but cannae access Facebook from work.

1 Jul 2008, 03:15

El Jarvo wrote: I got beat 6-0 off some girl in a Cup competition. She'd scored all 6 goals too.

Had a quick look at her team and could NOT understand how I'd got walloped initially. Yup, she had a 250k stadium but all the defenders had tackling ratings of 15 or so, same with the midfielders.

But then I look at this girl's statistics and she'd obviously just trained herself as a striker, and no one else. She had shooting/speed ratings of 700+

Anyone who can be arsed to look at my results, I think I played her yesterday, or Sunday.

Ah, the magic of the cup :laugh:

Her 'keeper is like 1200+ too, but she's only won 12 of 113 games. Even Gaz must be better than that :laugh:

1 Jul 2008, 03:18

El Jarvo wrote:

And who the fcuk is 'Javo'?

Is he Brazilian :confused2: Think Middlesbro might sign him :laugh:

1 Jul 2008, 04:19

LeggyD wrote:

Gazman wrote: Starting to lose interest in both the footy and the cricket,

nothing to do with me getting pumped every game though..

Slacker.

I still beat you in the last game though!

:laugh:

1 Jul 2008, 04:54

Gazman wrote:

LeggyD wrote:

Gazman wrote: Starting to lose interest in both the footy and the cricket,

nothing to do with me getting pumped every game though..

Slacker.

I still beat you in the last game though!

Have we played your Cup yet?!

You know, the one where you keep all the monies! :lol:

There must be enough of here to play now, no?

1 Jul 2008, 08:08

El Jarvo wrote:

Gazman wrote:

LeggyD wrote:

Gazman wrote: Starting to lose interest in both the footy and the cricket,

nothing to do with me getting pumped every game though..

Slacker.

I still beat you in the last game though!

Have we played your Cup yet?!

You know, the one where you keep all the monies!

There must be enough of here to play now, no?

Still waiting on folk accepting,out of about 24,theres only 7 teams in it so far (1 being me),we need at least 9 more teams to accept before it can start :shrug: ,and hey,I was skint :laugh:

Im back on track with the footy now,im on a run of victories,scoring well and confident of winning Daves mid table cup

1 Jul 2008, 10:22

I have sent 3 as yet unanswered challenges:

01 July 2008 Corby Vikings 01 July 2008 Dave Clark FC 30 June 2008 John Sludden FC

Come on, boys!

1 Jul 2008, 11:05

LeggyD wrote: It is a bit rubbish when you can only make three challenges and you don't get accepted - YOUNG MR JOSEPH SOWTER

And where are you, Mr Rutter, Mr Torr, Mr King, Mr Nash, Mr Shug, Miss Canada? Scared, the lot of you

Haven't yet got a team together - trying out cricket first! :lol:

:smoking:

1 Jul 2008, 11:13

Nick King wrote:

LeggyD wrote: It is a bit rubbish when you can only make three challenges and you don't get accepted - YOUNG MR JOSEPH SOWTER

And where are you, Mr Rutter, Mr Torr, Mr King, Mr Nash, Mr Shug, Miss Canada? Scared, the lot of you

Haven't yet got a team together - trying out cricket first!

Sorted - now you can all wallop me! :lol:

:smoking:

1 Jul 2008, 12:32

Nick King wrote:

Sorted - now you can all wallop me!

Was a pleasure :nod:

Makes up for being tonked all over the park by you in the cricket :laugh:

1 Jul 2008, 12:34

Gazman wrote:

Im back on track with the footy now,im on a run of victories,scoring well and confident of winning Daves mid table cup

:laugh:

Beaten two nil at home by me in the Semi.

Closer than the league games

1 Jul 2008, 13:36

LeggyD wrote:

Nick King wrote:

Sorted - now you can all wallop me!

Was a pleasure

Makes up for being tonked all over the park by you in the cricket

Oh, I dunno - you've managed to wallop me a couple of times there too! :p

:smoking:

1 Jul 2008, 13:51

LeggyD wrote:

Gazman wrote:

Im back on track with the footy now,im on a run of victories,scoring well and confident of winning Daves mid table cup

Beaten two nil at home by me in the Semi.

Closer than the league games

Bastard,im at work,facebooks filtered,I never knew that :thumbdown:

Next time Mr Legge

1 Jul 2008, 16:49

I've cracked. Just picked a team, formation and that and challenged three other teams to games.

When do we see the results then?

1 Jul 2008, 16:55

Bah I can only challenge three? I was going to challenge everyone.

And now I have to WAIT?

This isn't a computer game! When do I get to foul someone?

I'm off to beat someone up at McDonanlds. See you all at the dogging later :nod:

1 Jul 2008, 18:47

Biginoil wrote: I've cracked. Just picked a team, formation and that and challenged three other teams to games.

When do we see the results then?

Why did you give that nickname?? the sweeper?? :scratch:

2 Jul 2008, 00:37

I intended to play a sweeper. Rock solid defence to prevent large goal deficits. Turns out you can't. Then I mixed everyone around. Then I got it into my head that Geri was from Holland, getting her mixed up with another of my friends, so called her Orange. I bet she'll be in touch soon as well. I spotted both mistakes but it was late and I'd been drinking a bit.

I intended to challenge everyone, but it turns out you can't do that either.

I shouldn't have risen to it. Thank god it's banned at work.

2 Jul 2008, 01:00

Biginoil wrote: Then I got it into my head that Geri was from Holland, getting her mixed up with another of my friends, so called her Orange. I bet she'll be in touch soon as well.

Yeah, but, she supports Hearts, doesn't she?

They're just Rangers reserves.

Not proper orange, more tangerine I guess?

Bet she's got a bowler hat and loves marching a lot! :nod: :laugh:

2 Jul 2008, 02:31

I'm in, havnae worked out how things work yet.

I picked a fucking great team with lads who are all really good at footy.

Yet I heard from Jarvo that his team (including a couple of burds) beat me 9-0.

WTF is that all about?

Will be on Facebook tonight to accept yer challenges.

MON THE CORBY VIKINGS!

2 Jul 2008, 03:03

Shug Sludden wrote: I'm in, havnae worked out how things work yet.

I picked a fucking great team with lads who are all really good at footy.

Yet I heard from Jarvo that his team (including a couple of burds) beat me 9-0.

WTF is that all about?

Will be on Facebook tonight to accept yer challenges.

MON THE CORBY VIKINGS!

It would be too late for me. I need urgently money to expand my stadium. I haven't any material anymore. The workers have nothing to do now. :D

2 Jul 2008, 03:07

Shug Sludden wrote: Yet I heard from Jarvo that his team (including a couple of burds) beat me 9-0.

The two berds in my team are 5'10 and 6'1 though!

They'd out-muscle all your Corby boys off the ball every time!

Oh, and I've got Nobby in goal - nowt gets past him!

If it's any consolation you got a brace against yerself, er, for me!

2 Jul 2008, 04:09

:laugh:

2 Jul 2008, 05:30

El Jarvo wrote:

Biginoil wrote: Then I got it into my head that Geri was from Holland, getting her mixed up with another of my friends, so called her Orange. I bet she'll be in touch soon as well.

Yeah, but, she supports Hearts, doesn't she?

They're just Rangers reserves.

Not proper orange, more tangerine I guess?

Bet she's got a bowler hat and loves marching a lot!

Huns without the bus fare :nod:

2 Jul 2008, 06:44

For some peculiar reason (i.e. probably a bug), Facebook Football has allowed me to challenge virtually everybody today... I've now got 12 challenges awaiting! :crazy: :scratch:

:smoking:

2 Jul 2008, 06:56

You can accept challenges anytime. You can normally only challenge 3 teams per day. I've just challenged 3 and it says I have 3 challenges remaining. Either they've upped it, or it's goosed.

PS Just beat you 5-0 Nick :D

2 Jul 2008, 07:00

Dodjem wrote: You can accept challenges anytime. You can normally only challenge 3 teams per day. I've just challenged 3 and it says I have 3 challenges remaining. Either they've upped it, or it's goosed.

PS Just beat you 5-0 Nick :D

I reckon it's goosed... Anyway, the more games I play, the more training points, so probably quite a few more 5-0 drubbings before I can start drawing! :spit: :lol:

:smoking:

2 Jul 2008, 07:54

A few other changed overnight so they might have changed the number of challenges.

Or it might be goosed; I challenged Biggy with one of my extra ones and pressed the button a few times as it seemed to be really slow, and now it's listed as playing him 3 times

Come on, Biggy; you get cash even for losing :evil4:

2 Jul 2008, 08:21

It's definitely goosed - I tried to accept Leggy's Cup invitation, and it produced a standardised .NET error message (the one we're used to seeing on this forum!):

"Server Error in '/' Application.

Transaction (Process ID 223) was deadlocked on lock resources with another process and has been chosen as the deadlock victim. Rerun the transaction. "

Oops! :spit: :evil4:

:smoking:

2 Jul 2008, 08:24

Ah, it seems to have fixed itself - it now says I need 9 grand to enter the competition... Bugger... :p

:smoking:

2 Jul 2008, 08:27

Oh right, you're all having a little Cup competition and leaving me out, huh? :( :lol:

2 Jul 2008, 08:36

El Jarvo wrote: Oh right, you're all having a little Cup competition and leaving me out, huh? :(

I thought I invited everyone :shrug:

2 Jul 2008, 08:36

Except Tim, natch :laugh:

2 Jul 2008, 09:00

LeggyFC

Dirtiest Player Gary Russell (23 Yellow, 2 Red)

:laugh:

2 Jul 2008, 09:01

LeggyD wrote: Except Tim, natch

Is this the 'mid table' one Dave,or another?

Edit: scrub that Dave,got it

2 Jul 2008, 09:02

LeggyD wrote: Except Tim, natch

I just lost 7-0 to someone!!

2 Jul 2008, 09:13

Tim wrote:

LeggyD wrote: Except Tim, natch

I just lost 7-0 to someone!!

Not any of us lot!! :laugh:

Nothing personal on the invite, Tim, just thought it would discourage others from entering if they thought you'd just walk it.

2 Jul 2008, 09:16

See in the cricket,whats the 'team status' then a number ?

2 Jul 2008, 09:27

Gazman wrote: See in the cricket,whats the 'team status' then a number ?

The red one in brackets?

That's how many training points you need to use up to get your team 'right' again.

You need to use training points to get your players' commitment and fitness back to 100%.

I deleted all my subs cos they were always getting fcut off and I was using points up just keeping them 'appy!! :lol:

2 Jul 2008, 09:43

El Jarvo wrote:

Gazman wrote: See in the cricket,whats the 'team status' then a number ?

The red one in brackets?

That's how many training points you need to use up to get your team 'right' again.

You need to use training points to get your players' commitment and fitness back to 100%.

I deleted all my subs cos they were always getting fcut off and I was using points up just keeping them 'appy!!

Thats the one,cheers Al

as for the subs,i was thinking about that your no really gonnae use them are ye, Theres a few P45's gettin handed out in a minute :laugh:

2 Jul 2008, 09:47

my football team SUCKS...

sigh...so...go ahead...challenge me...get free wins...

Dirtiest Player John Sludden (20 Yellow, 5 Red)

in 17 matches...he's fucking hard as nails...

The other thing I don't get is how my keeper is my star player when he gives up 6 goals a match...

2 Jul 2008, 09:54

I didn't know you were on it. Challenge me!

And change your user name while you're at it. You're making the place look untidy!

2 Jul 2008, 11:26

Thanks for the three challenges Leggey you cunt

Well done everyone else :angry:

2 Jul 2008, 14:18

I've just scored my first hat-trick :jump:

2 Jul 2008, 14:37

Anyone seen that "penalty shootout" application? Jumpers for goalposts!

2 Jul 2008, 15:25

Biginoil wrote: Thanks for the three challenges Leggey you cunt

Well done everyone else

Are you Rangers in disguise :skeptic:

:laugh:

2 Jul 2008, 20:10

Tim wrote: Anyone seen that "penalty shootout" application? Jumpers for goalposts!

Good Find!

Ive done all my footy challenges for today, Challenge me,I dare ye! :nod:

2 Jul 2008, 20:56

and why the fuck is the 'training facility' on the cricket, Ibrox Stadium :confused2:

I am not taking my team there :nonono:

3 Jul 2008, 06:03

Why has nobody entered my cup?

You can win £40!

3 Jul 2008, 06:08

I've been getting humped left, right and centre *oo-er*

I will play anyone, so get challenging.

Col - I will sign up fer yer cup when I get home, how much does the winner get?

3 Jul 2008, 07:07

Shug Sludden wrote: I've been getting humped left, right and centre *oo-er*

I will play anyone, so get challenging.

Col - I will sign up fer yer cup when I get home, how much does the winner get?

Biginoil wrote: You can win £40!

:read:

3 Jul 2008, 07:16

Shug Sludden wrote: I've been getting humped left, right and centre *oo-er*

I will play anyone, so get challenging.

Col - I will sign up fer yer cup when I get home, how much does the winner get?

£40.

If you search for cups by anyone, there's quite a few four-team cups where the entrance fee is £0 and the prize money is several million.

What's that all about?

3 Jul 2008, 07:18

Biginoil wrote: Why has nobody entered my cup?

You can win £40!

Probably cos ive not been invited

:rolleyes:

3 Jul 2008, 07:35

Gazman wrote:

Biginoil wrote: Why has nobody entered my cup?

You can win £40!

Probably cos ive not been invited

I'm not invited, too. You have to search for it.

3 Jul 2008, 07:38

Biginoil wrote: Why has nobody entered my cup?

You can win £40!

Nobody knows it. You have to search after it.
The Entrance Fee £100.000 for a tournament with the Prize Money £40 is a little bit high. Do you think, we're stupid? :D

3 Jul 2008, 07:41

Sent.

I thought I'd invited everyone I knew.

3 Jul 2008, 07:43

confus[gold]ion[/gold] wrote:

Biginoil wrote: Why has nobody entered my cup?

You can win £40!

Nobody knows it. You have to search after it.

The Entrance Fee £100.000 for a tournament with the Prize Money £40 is a little bit high. Do you think, we're stupid? :D

Entrance fee is £19.

Anyway, details. Welcome to the Cupa Bigola.

3 Jul 2008, 07:44

Biginoil wrote: Sent.

I thought I'd invited everyone I knew.

I'm on. It's the only cup, I can afford these days.

3 Jul 2008, 07:57

Biginoil wrote: Entrance fee is £19.

Of course, You're right. :D

3 Jul 2008, 08:03

confus[gold]ion[/gold] wrote:

Biginoil wrote: Why has nobody entered my cup?

You can win £40!

Nobody knows it. You have to search after it.

The Entrance Fee £100.000 for a tournament with the Prize Money £40 is a little bit high. Do you think, we're stupid? :D

You do get gate money for playing though :nod:

I just spent £250K to buy an extra challange cos the gate money should be about £400K

3 Jul 2008, 08:11

We only need a couple more teams then it's game on.

3 Jul 2008, 08:19

Biginoil wrote: Thanks for the three challenges Leggey you cunt

Err, yeah, sorry :blush:

You did OK in the 2nd halfs, you only conceded 2 of the 22 goals after half time :)

I did the same to Nick today. Pressed the button a couple of times 'cos the PC was so slow and ended up challenging him twice.

Sorry, Nick :\ohwell:

3 Jul 2008, 08:22

Biginoil wrote:

If you search for cups by anyone, there's quite a few four-team cups where the entrance fee is £0 and the prize money is several million.

What's that all about?

Very odd :confused2:

Couple of the people running them must be on a mission to be really bad but have loads of cash. Spent nothing on their teams and keep losing but have 250,000 stadiums so probably get pots of gate money.

:shrug:

3 Jul 2008, 08:24

Jert's trying to enter, then it's game on!

3 Jul 2008, 08:27

We're off.

Good luck everyone!

3 Jul 2008, 08:30

Nick knocked me out :blackeye:

:laugh:

3 Jul 2008, 08:36

Biginoil wrote: We're off.

Good luck everyone!

Who the FUCK is Siman FC.

SIXTY FIVE CUNTING NIL

:nonono:

3 Jul 2008, 08:44

Biginoil wrote: Nick knocked me out

My first win! :spit:

:smoking:

3 Jul 2008, 09:07

Biginoil wrote: We're off.

Good luck everyone!

3-0 victory for the Ravers, in our first ever tie in Germany

PS Leggy, 65-0 :laugh:

3 Jul 2008, 09:10

LeggyD wrote:

Biginoil wrote: We're off.

Good luck everyone!

Who the FUCK is Siman FC.

SIXTY FIVE CUNTING NIL

Just had a look at them,

Biggy give them the £40 just now :nod: and dont ever invite him again...

I play Nick in the semis

:smoking:

3 Jul 2008, 09:14

Gazman wrote:

PS Leggy, 65-0

:laugh:

I'll be keeping an eye on your results to see you humped in the final :p

3 Jul 2008, 09:16

Who is it?

I didn't invite them.

65-0? I would think there was time to score that many goals even if the other side didn't turn up (ignoring the fact that there would be no one to kick off after eah goal and every kick would be offside).

3 Jul 2008, 09:20

LeggyD wrote:

Gazman wrote:

PS Leggy, 65-0

I'll be keeping an eye on your results to see you humped in the final :p

It'll be me or Nick ,oo-err :uhoh:

:laugh:

3 Jul 2008, 09:24

Someone's got too much time on their hands:

Team Stats

Played Won Drawn Lost For Against Points 615 470 58 87 12627 965 1468

Top Scorer Hon Fung (15127)

Star Player Hon Fung (93.86)

Dirtiest Player Evan Leung (63 Yellow, 3 Red)

3 Jul 2008, 09:28

LeggyD wrote:

Gazman wrote:

PS Leggy, 65-0

I'll be keeping an eye on your results to see you humped in the final :p

and crickets a shite game anyway, my team only goes for the beers :nod:

:laugh:

3 Jul 2008, 09:52

Biginoil wrote: Who is it?

I didn't invite them.

65-0? I would think there was time to score that many goals even if the other side didn't turn up (ignoring the fact that there would be no one to kick off after eah goal and every kick would be offside).

No Name (pen) 0 King Fung 1 Hon Fung 3 Hon Fung 4 Hon Fung 5 King Fung 7 Hon Fung 9 Wong Kwong 10 Hon Fung 11 Evan Leung 12 King Fung 14 No Name 15 Bruce Yim 16 Bruce Yim 17 Hon Fung 19 No Name 20 Bruce Yim (pen) 21 Bruce Yim 22 King Fung 23 Evan Leung 24 Hon Fung 25 King Fung 26 No Name (pen) 27 Evan Leung 30 Hon Fung 31 King Fung 33 Hon Fung 34 Evan Leung 36 Bruce Yim 37 Hon Fung 38 Evan Leung 40 No Name 43 Evan Leung 45 Evan Leung 47 Bruce Yim 48 King Fung 49 Bruce Yim (pen) 50 Hon Fung 51 King Fung 52 Evan Leung 54 Bruce Yim 56 Hon Fung 57 King Fung 59 Evan Leung 62 Bruce Yim 64 Hon Fung 65 King Fung 66 No Name 67 King Fung 69 Evan Leung 70 King Fung 71 Wong Kwong 73 Evan Leung 75 No Name 76 King Fung 78 Hon Fung 79 No Name 80 Hon Fung 81 King Fung 82 Wong Kwong 83 Bruce Yim 84 Bruce Yim 85 King Fung 87 Hon Fung 88 Hon Fung 89

:crazy:

3 Jul 2008, 10:09

Gazman wrote:

LeggyD wrote:

Biginoil wrote: We're off.

Good luck everyone!

Who the FUCK is Siman FC.

SIXTY FIVE CUNTING NIL

Just had a look at them,

Biggy give them the £40 just now and dont ever invite him again...

I play Nick in the semis

Damn, that's me out then! :lol:

:smoking:

3 Jul 2008, 10:10

LeggyD wrote:

Biginoil wrote: Who is it?

I didn't invite them.

65-0? I would think there was time to score that many goals even if the other side didn't turn up (ignoring the fact that there would be no one to kick off after eah goal and every kick would be offside).

No Name (pen) 0 King Fung 1 Hon Fung 3 Hon Fung 4 Hon Fung 5 King Fung 7 Hon Fung 9 Wong Kwong 10 Hon Fung 11 Evan Leung 12 King Fung 14 No Name 15 Bruce Yim 16 Bruce Yim 17 Hon Fung 19 No Name 20 Bruce Yim (pen) 21 Bruce Yim 22 King Fung 23 Evan Leung 24 Hon Fung 25 King Fung 26 No Name (pen) 27 Evan Leung 30 Hon Fung 31 King Fung 33 Hon Fung 34 Evan Leung 36 Bruce Yim 37 Hon Fung 38 Evan Leung 40 No Name 43 Evan Leung 45 Evan Leung 47 Bruce Yim 48 King Fung 49 Bruce Yim (pen) 50 Hon Fung 51 King Fung 52 Evan Leung 54 Bruce Yim 56 Hon Fung 57 King Fung 59 Evan Leung 62 Bruce Yim 64 Hon Fung 65 King Fung 66 No Name 67 King Fung 69 Evan Leung 70 King Fung 71 Wong Kwong 73 Evan Leung 75 No Name 76 King Fung 78 Hon Fung 79 No Name 80 Hon Fung 81 King Fung 82 Wong Kwong 83 Bruce Yim 84 Bruce Yim 85 King Fung 87 Hon Fung 88 Hon Fung 89

Number One Super Guy... :spit:

:smoking:

3 Jul 2008, 10:13

Gazman wrote:

...and crickets a shite game anyway, my team only goes for the beers

Just got me ground.

Cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut off available in the Pavilion :nod:

3 Jul 2008, 10:13

Class A drugs available behind the Pavilion

3 Jul 2008, 11:53

LeggyD wrote: Class A drugs available behind the Pavilion

So thats where my team went! :laugh:

£5M for a stadium,ive only got 2.8 :nonono:

3 Jul 2008, 11:54

LeggyD wrote:

Gazman wrote:

...and crickets a shite game anyway, my team only goes for the beers

Just got me ground.

Cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut off available in the Pavilion

Rolls and square sausage when my Pavillions up and running :nod:

3 Jul 2008, 18:24

Nick King wrote:

Gazman wrote:

LeggyD wrote:

Biginoil wrote: We're off.

Good luck everyone!

Who the FUCK is Siman FC.

SIXTY FIVE CUNTING NIL

Just had a look at them,

Biggy give them the £40 just now and dont ever invite him again...

I play Nick in the semis

Damn, that's me out then!

4-0 victory for the Ravers Nick

I play Jert or Hong Kong Phooey in the final :uhoh:

4 Jul 2008, 00:05

Gazman wrote: 4-0 victory for the Ravers Nick

I play Jert or Hong Kong Phooey in the final

Who is that superhero? :spit:

:smoking:

4 Jul 2008, 05:56

Jarvo just beat me 2-0 in the cup final, and I also lost 50-0 to some geezer......and when my team loses 50-0 you know there are some sad bastards out there who have been playing this app for months!

4 Jul 2008, 05:56

Nick King wrote:

Gazman wrote: 4-0 victory for the Ravers Nick

I play Jert or Hong Kong Phooey in the final

Who is that superhero?

Fuck knows,but i hope he's injured

:laugh:

4 Jul 2008, 06:35

Tim wrote: Jarvo just beat me 2-0 in the cup final, and I also lost 50-0 to some geezer......and when my team loses 50-0 you know there are some sad bastards out there who have been playing this app for months!

I offerred my team a hoooj Win Bonus when I saw I was up against you! :nod: :lol:

Have you entered my Cup, Tim? I don't think I've got 16 yet - that Cups thing is the worst bit about the application, forever crashing. I don't think I've even managed to invite 16. I just went up the friends league and got fcut off with it after a while! 500k to the winner though.

However, I have invited one Luton lad who I drew with a week ago and then who spanked me last night 10-0 with HIM scoring ALL ten goals! Ouch.

Still, I s'pose it's away of making cash, if only to share the gate receipts.

4 Jul 2008, 07:04

El Jarvo wrote:

Have you entered my Cup, Tim? I don't think I've got 16 yet - that Cups thing is the worst bit about the application, forever crashing. I don't think I've even managed to invite 16. I just went up the friends league and got fcut off with it after a while! 500k to the winner though.

On the subject of Cups,

did anyone else get an invite to a cup from Norbert? I got one,accepted it,and now its disappeared :shrug:

and we're still waiting on 6 accepting for mine

4 Jul 2008, 07:06

Gazman wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

Have you entered my Cup, Tim? I don't think I've got 16 yet - that Cups thing is the worst bit about the application, forever crashing. I don't think I've even managed to invite 16. I just went up the friends league and got fcut off with it after a while! 500k to the winner though.

On the subject of Cups,

did anyone else get an invite to a cup from Norbert? I got one,accepted it,and now its disappeared

and we're still waiting on 6 accepting for mine

I deleted it directly, Sorry.

4 Jul 2008, 07:32

confus[gold]ion[/gold] wrote:

Gazman wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

Have you entered my Cup, Tim? I don't think I've got 16 yet - that Cups thing is the worst bit about the application, forever crashing. I don't think I've even managed to invite 16. I just went up the friends league and got fcut off with it after a while! 500k to the winner though.

On the subject of Cups,

did anyone else get an invite to a cup from Norbert? I got one,accepted it,and now its disappeared

and we're still waiting on 6 accepting for mine

I deleted it directly, Sorry.

No probs mate

4 Jul 2008, 07:54

Let me introduce you my brand new basketball team. Finally I found a job for welshcake. :D

4 Jul 2008, 08:09

See this cricket,

yer all just havin a laff playing me :nod:

:laugh:

4 Jul 2008, 08:20

Gazman wrote: See this cricket,

yer all just havin a laff playing me

Mr fuckin LeggesXI :skeptic:

:laugh:

Edit: Leggey

4 Jul 2008, 08:34

Can anyone see a team called ROUGH JUSTICE in their friends league?

It's my mate Andy but I don't see him in the league :shrug:

Anyway, invite him to the cups if you need more teams and you can find him

4 Jul 2008, 08:41

Gazman wrote:

Gazman wrote: See this cricket,

yer all just havin a laff playing me

Mr fuckin LeggesXI

Edit: Leggey

:laugh:

You got lucky mate...

I've been challenging random teams around me in the 'My Level League'

Got this in one...

Legge's XI innings (20 overs maximum) 302-0

Mark Rutter Not Out 148 (56) 14 12
Sean Burlinson Not Out 149 (64) 17 10

Extras 5
Total: 0 wickets 20.0 overs 302

4 Jul 2008, 10:15

confus[gold]ion[/gold] wrote: Let me introduce you my brand new basketball team. Finally I found a job for welshcake.

Facebook basketball?! :eek3:

Jeez, there ain't enough hours in the day!

I'm in!

(When I get chance!)

4 Jul 2008, 10:16

LeggyD wrote: Legge's XI innings (20 overs maximum) 302-0

Mark Rutter Not Out 148 (56) 14 12
Sean Burlinson Not Out 149 (64) 17 10

You notice when players wrack up those sorta scores though their fitness automatically drops to maybe 60% so they're facking useless for following games...

4 Jul 2008, 10:27

I shall just be focusing on my football career.

Norbert, it's taken me days to build up a fearsome reputation as a striker and you've turned it back by making me into a mere cheerleader - shame on you.

There are only 2 sports in the world I'm interested in so...

When is facebook going to come up with a boxing application? :blackeye: :boxer: :boxing:

4 Jul 2008, 12:07

Dodjem wrote:

Norbert, it's taken me days to build up a fearsome reputation as a striker and you've turned it back by making me into a mere cheerleader - shame on you.

Cheerleader :spit:

shows yer poms poms Jem

:laugh:

4 Jul 2008, 12:24

... go and get LOCKED!

4 Jul 2008, 12:32

LeggyD wrote:

Gazman wrote:

Gazman wrote: See this cricket,

yer all just havin a laff playing me

Mr fuckin LeggesXI

Edit: Leggey

Legge's XI innings (20 overs maximum) 302-0

Mark Rutter Not Out 148 (56) 14 12
Sean Burlinson Not Out 149 (64) 17 10

Extras 5
Total: 0 wickets 20.0 overs 302

Leggey,I dont even know what that means!

:laugh:

4 Jul 2008, 12:40

Dodjem wrote: ... go and get LOCKED!

:laugh:

4 Jul 2008, 13:03

Dodjem wrote:

There are only 2 sports in the world I'm interested in so...

When is facebook going to come up with a boxing application?

Didn't know, your second favorite sport is number girling between the rounds at boxing? :)

4 Jul 2008, 13:07

confus[gold]ion[/gold] wrote:

Dodjem wrote:

There are only 2 sports in the world I'm interested in so...

When is facebook going to come up with a boxing application?

Didn't know, your second favorite sport is number girling between the rounds at boxing? :)

:boxing:

4 Jul 2008, 13:11

confus[gold]ion[/gold] wrote:

Dodjem wrote:

There are only 2 sports in the world I'm interested in so...

When is facebook going to come up with a boxing application?

Didn't know, your second favorite sport is number girling between the rounds at boxing? :)

There's a line and you've crossed it sunshine!

Now, as soon as I find some step ladders I'll bop you on the nose :angry:

4 Jul 2008, 13:28

LeggyD wrote: Can anyone see a team called ROUGH JUSTICE in their friends league?

It's my mate Andy but I don't see him in the league

Anyway, invite him to the cups if you need more teams and you can find him

Think i just have,got the 'server error' thing in the middle of it,let me know,and i'll do it again if need be

Edit: He's invited Dave

and Liam and PHD

4 Jul 2008, 13:45

It's not the fastest moving application is it?

I can understand the reason for only being able to challenge three people a day, but it does make everything a bit wanky and slow doesn't it.

Jarvis said something about entering cups from other people, but that doesn't seem to be working for me.

4 Jul 2008, 13:57

Biginoil wrote: It's not the fastest moving application is it?

I can understand the reason for only being able to challenge three people a day, but it does make everything a bit wanky and slow doesn't it.

Jarvis said something about entering cups from other people, but that doesn't seem to be working for me.

Just admit it Biggy,

ye dont like it do ye?

4 Jul 2008, 14:01

Waiting to start the Gary's and Dave's cups. Hope my team have a good performance :shrug:

I was off from the other ones easily :laugh:

4 Jul 2008, 14:12

Gazman wrote:

Just admit it Biggy,

ye dont like it do ye?

I really like it when something happens.

It's just that it doesn't happen very often.

4 Jul 2008, 14:24

Andrès wrote: Waiting to start the Gary's and Dave's cups. Hope my team have a good performance

I was off from the other ones easily

I have 1 as yet unanswered challenge:

03 July 2008 The Cutters FC

4 Jul 2008, 14:25

Dodjem wrote:

confus[gold]ion[/gold] wrote:

Dodjem wrote:

There are only 2 sports in the world I'm interested in so...

When is facebook going to come up with a boxing application?

Didn't know, your second favorite sport is number girling between the rounds at boxing? :)

There's a line and you've crossed it sunshine!

Now, as soon as I find some step ladders I'll bop you on the nose

:cry:

4 Jul 2008, 14:59

Andrès wrote:

Why did you give that nickname?? the sweeper??

Dirtiest Player Andrés 'Sweeper' Londoño (9 Yellow, 2 Red)

I can't see how to change the nicknames.

I should have called you Chopper

4 Jul 2008, 15:08

confus[gold]ion[/gold] wrote:

Dodjem wrote:

confus[gold]ion[/gold] wrote:

Dodjem wrote:

There are only 2 sports in the world I'm interested in so...

When is facebook going to come up with a boxing application?

Didn't know, your second favorite sport is number girling between the rounds at boxing? :)

There's a line and you've crossed it sunshine!

Now, as soon as I find some step ladders I'll bop you on the nose

And that, my friend is the reason I am Champion. Just the thought of me makes people cry.

:uhoh:

Oh

4 Jul 2008, 16:35

confus[gold]ion[/gold] wrote:

Andrès wrote: Waiting to start the Gary's and Dave's cups. Hope my team have a good performance

I was off from the other ones easily

I have 1 as yet unanswered challenge:

03 July 2008 The Cutters FC

Borussia Nobby 11 - The Cutters F.C 1

:nonono:

4 Jul 2008, 16:37

Biginoil wrote:

Andrès wrote:

Why did you give that nickname?? the sweeper??

Dirtiest Player Andrés 'Sweeper' Londoño (9 Yellow, 2 Red)

I can't see how to change the nicknames.

I should have called you Chopper

Seems i'm the dirtiest player here. Also i'm in my own team :laugh:

5 Jul 2008, 03:22

confus[gold]ion[/gold] wrote: Let me introduce you my brand new basketball team. Finally I found a job for welshcake.

Nobby, you've got THREE basketball challenges from me today!

There's no one else there to play! :lol:

Er, how do you train these fellas? Where's the 'tackling' option?! :scratch:

5 Jul 2008, 03:44

Jarvo you've got me as cheerleader. I'm tall-ish, I could play.

I'm gonna make you and Nobby fluffy mascots :nod:

5 Jul 2008, 04:18

Dodjem wrote: Jarvo you've got me as cheerleader. I'm tall-ish, I could play.

I'm gonna make you and Nobby fluffy mascots

Al,Jemma and Nobby warm up for the first NOOL basketball game

:laugh:

5 Jul 2008, 04:35

My jokes may be 'tinny', but yours are repetitive :wink:

5 Jul 2008, 05:33

El Jarvo wrote:

confus[gold]ion[/gold] wrote: Let me introduce you my brand new basketball team. Finally I found a job for welshcake.

Nobby, you've got THREE basketball challenges from me today!

There's no one else there to play!

Er, how do you train these fellas? Where's the 'tackling' option?!

I've paid all my money into the rebounding of the center. In real Basketball usually the team wins, which controls the boards. Same in Facebook Basketball. You've lost your first three games. You shouldn't do your money in strip poker of the cheerleaders, especially Jem.

5 Jul 2008, 05:50

Dodjem wrote: Jarvo you've got me as cheerleader. I'm tall-ish, I could play.

I'm gonna make you and Nobby fluffy mascots

You will have a lot of luck then.

5 Jul 2008, 06:11

Dodjem wrote: My jokes may be 'tinny', but yours are repetitive

At least mine are funny though :nod:

5 Jul 2008, 08:11

Gazman wrote:

Dodjem wrote: My jokes may be 'tinny', but yours are repetitive

At least mine are funny though

that's what you think...

5 Jul 2008, 12:05

Runs with scissors wrote:

that's what you think...

5 Jul 2008, 13:00

Gazman wrote:

LeggyD wrote: Can anyone see a team called ROUGH JUSTICE in their friends league?

It's my mate Andy but I don't see him in the league

Anyway, invite him to the cups if you need more teams and you can find him

Think i just have,got the 'server error' thing in the middle of it,let me know,and i'll do it again if need be

Edit: He's invited Dave

and Liam and PHD

I'm on it.

Why aren't we friends Gaz? :cry:

:laugh:

5 Jul 2008, 15:05

PHD wrote:

Gazman wrote:

LeggyD wrote: Can anyone see a team called ROUGH JUSTICE in their friends league?

It's my mate Andy but I don't see him in the league

Anyway, invite him to the cups if you need more teams and you can find him

Think i just have,got the 'server error' thing in the middle of it,let me know,and i'll do it again if need be

Edit: He's invited Dave

and Liam and PHD

I'm on it.

Why aren't we friends Gaz?

I'll be your friend!

:laugh:

5 Jul 2008, 15:07

LeggyD wrote:

Gazman wrote:

PS Leggy, 65-0

I'll be keeping an eye on your results to see you humped in the final :p

70 - 0 :spit:

6 Jul 2008, 02:25

Anyone get their e-mither through for my Cup draw, and can you still see yer games?

I played a game against Jem, but then it's resorted back to 'awaiting draw' and errors when I try to re-draw it.

Poor bit of programming. :nonono: :lol:

6 Jul 2008, 05:02

El Jarvo wrote: Anyone get their e-mither through for my Cup draw, and can you still see yer games?

I played a game against Jem, but then it's resorted back to 'awaiting draw' and errors when I try to re-draw it.

Poor bit of programming.

Noticed last night it was 'awaiting draw',

need to wait til i get home to check tho, the bastardin filters are on on the works comp again :thumbdown:

6 Jul 2008, 07:14

El Jarvo wrote: Anyone get their e-mither through for my Cup draw, and can you still see yer games?

I played a game against Jem, but then it's resorted back to 'awaiting draw' and errors when I try to re-draw it.

Poor bit of programming.

Very poor piece of programming - it played my game for me without me even having picked a team! Tother guy had to respond to the draw notification, but it seems that plays the fixture rather than setting it up. Oh yeah, I lost 12-0.

6 Jul 2008, 11:14

Tim wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: Anyone get their e-mither through for my Cup draw, and can you still see yer games?

I played a game against Jem, but then it's resorted back to 'awaiting draw' and errors when I try to re-draw it.

Poor bit of programming.

Very poor piece of programming - it played my game for me without me even having picked a team! Tother guy had to respond to the draw notification, but it seems that plays the fixture rather than setting it up. Oh yeah, I lost 12-0.

Seems it's righted itself again now? I see Leggy's just got a proper walloping! :eek3:

Tim, think it's down to the away player, isn't it? He just has to accept 'your' challenge and the game plays when he's ready, no? Flip side of the coin is that you get the win though, if he doesn't respond in 48hrs?

6 Jul 2008, 12:08

El Jarvo wrote:

Tim wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: Anyone get their e-mither through for my Cup draw, and can you still see yer games?

I played a game against Jem, but then it's resorted back to 'awaiting draw' and errors when I try to re-draw it.

Poor bit of programming.

Very poor piece of programming - it played my game for me without me even having picked a team! Tother guy had to respond to the draw notification, but it seems that plays the fixture rather than setting it up. Oh yeah, I lost 12-0.

Seems it's righted itself again now? I see Leggy's just got a proper walloping!

Mmm. Some of those Luton boys you know are a bit shit hot :\ohwell:

Have any of them thought about helping out training the real LTFC? :laugh:

6 Jul 2008, 13:05

LeggyD wrote: Mmm. Some of those Luton boys you know are a bit shit hot :\ohwell:

Have any of them thought about helping out training the real LTFC?

From memory, I think he had the real Fojut and Charles in his team anyways! :lol:

Unlike us, who've just got lots of girls. :\ohwell:

6 Jul 2008, 15:43

Nice of Facebook to put my cheeky attempt to bribe the ref on my newsfeed :laugh:

7 Jul 2008, 00:18

El Jarvo wrote: Anyone get their e-mither through for my Cup draw, and can you still see yer games?

I played a game against Jem, but then it's resorted back to 'awaiting draw' and errors when I try to re-draw it.

Poor bit of programming.

Wahey, I'm in the quarters......I beat Nick 1-0. Maybe that had something to do with his partying late with you lot on Saturday, woke up to a drunk message from Jem playing Sunrise down the phone :laugh:

7 Jul 2008, 00:44

Shug Sludden wrote: woke up to a drunk message from Jem playing Sunrise down the phone

:uhoh:

I've just had a similar message from Canada.

I do apologise.

7 Jul 2008, 02:17

No apology necessary

7 Jul 2008, 03:49

Im saying fuck all about getting drunk messages at half 2 int the morn,the guilty party knows who they are.. :blackeye:

:laugh:

7 Jul 2008, 05:09

El Jarvo wrote:

confus[gold]ion[/gold] wrote: Let me introduce you my brand new basketball team. Finally I found a job for welshcake.

Nobby, you've got THREE basketball challenges from me today!

There's no one else there to play!

Er, how do you train these fellas? Where's the 'tackling' option?!

The Basketball application doesn't work for me. I can play. I don't get any money for a game. So I cannot train my players anymore. Do you have the same problem?

7 Jul 2008, 05:51

confus[gold]ion[/gold] wrote: The Basketball application doesn't work for me. I can play. I don't get any money for a game. So I cannot train my players anymore. Do you have the same problem?

I do get money, but the stadium starts soooo small (1000 cap) that you barely get much money at all. I haven't spent a penny on players, just the stadium.

It's only going up by about 20 seats a day!! :lol:

And there's only you and Green to play there anyways!!! :laugh:

7 Jul 2008, 05:53

Oh, and I've no idea what 'skills' you're supposed to be training the players in anyways - what do those positions even mean? :laugh:

7 Jul 2008, 06:08

El Jarvo wrote: Oh, and I've no idea what 'skills' you're supposed to be training the players in anyways - what do those positions even mean?

Thats like me wi that cricket game

:laugh:

7 Jul 2008, 06:47

Speaking of cricket,I only need 400K for my stadium,

hurry up and accept my 'challenges' :uhoh:

:laugh:

7 Jul 2008, 07:04

El Jarvo wrote:

confus[gold]ion[/gold] wrote: The Basketball application doesn't work for me. I can play. I don't get any money for a game. So I cannot train my players anymore. Do you have the same problem?

I do get money, but the stadium starts soooo small (1000 cap) that you barely get much money at all. I haven't spent a penny on players, just the stadium.

It's only going up by about 20 seats a day!!

And there's only you and Green to play there anyways!!!

I only could train my center with the start money. And didn't earn anything. Can't buy even seats.My team is bancruptcy. It makes no senses at the moment. :( :thumbdown:

7 Jul 2008, 07:14

Gazman wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: Oh, and I've no idea what 'skills' you're supposed to be training the players in anyways - what do those positions even mean?

Thats like me wi that cricket game

Same for me. Cricket isn't really popular in Germany.

7 Jul 2008, 07:39

confus[gold]ion[/gold] wrote:

Gazman wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: Oh, and I've no idea what 'skills' you're supposed to be training the players in anyways - what do those positions even mean?

Thats like me wi that cricket game

Same for me. Cricket isn't really popular in Germany.

Its about 'as popular as a fart in a spacesuit' in Glasgow Nobby,though in saying that, West of Scotland Cricket Club is a 5 minute walk from me and their ground (The Oval)was the venue for the first ever Scotland v England footy match.

7 Jul 2008, 07:41

Gazman wrote: Speaking of cricket,I only need 400K for my stadium,

hurry up and accept my 'challenges'

Partick Cricket Ground is now up and running

we received a thumping from Tim (as per..) in our first ever game there :thumbdown:

7 Jul 2008, 07:53

Gazman wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: Oh, and I've no idea what 'skills' you're supposed to be training the players in anyways - what do those positions even mean?

Thats like me wi that cricket game

The clue is in the name.

You train 'bowlers' in the art of 'bowling'.

You train 'batsmen' in the art of 'batting'.

I hope this is of some help! :lol:

7 Jul 2008, 08:18

El Jarvo wrote:

Gazman wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: Oh, and I've no idea what 'skills' you're supposed to be training the players in anyways - what do those positions even mean?

Thats like me wi that cricket game

The clue is in the name.

You train 'bowlers' in the art of 'bowling'.

You train 'batsmen' in the art of 'batting'.

I hope this is of some help!

But how do ye train the 'all rounders'?

Theres no 'all rounding' option :confused2:

:laugh:

7 Jul 2008, 09:08

Too many people have challenged me on the cricket application, but it does not work for me :shrug:

7 Jul 2008, 09:52

A certain someone we know has rejected every offer I've sent him to play me at cricket!!! :lol:

Despite the fact I'm in his team. :\ohwell:

He did stick 800k on me at 1/4 to beat Gazza though! I haven't looked into that - must start doing some betting meself (if I can find enough hours in the day!) :nod:

7 Jul 2008, 10:56

Gazman wrote:

confus[gold]ion[/gold] wrote:

Gazman wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: Oh, and I've no idea what 'skills' you're supposed to be training the players in anyways - what do those positions even mean?

Thats like me wi that cricket game

Same for me. Cricket isn't really popular in Germany.

Its about 'as popular as a fart in a spacesuit' in Glasgow Nobby,though in saying that, West of Scotland Cricket Club is a 5 minute walk from me and their ground (The Oval)was the venue for the first ever Scotland v England footy match.

The german cricket bund has 20th anniversary. Congrats!

7 Jul 2008, 11:33

Gazman wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: Oh, and I've no idea what 'skills' you're supposed to be training the players in anyways - what do those positions even mean?

Thats like me wi that cricket game

Likewise! :lol:

:smoking:

7 Jul 2008, 11:41

I've done another cup but the server is shit so it won't send invites.

The Barrel of Oil awaits you.

Double your money the easy way in a four-round thriller.

7 Jul 2008, 11:54

El Jarvo wrote: A certain someone we know has rejected every offer I've sent him to play me at cricket!!!

Despite the fact I'm in his team. :\ohwell:

He did stick 800k on me at 1/4 to beat Gazza though! I haven't looked into that - must start doing some betting meself (if I can find enough hours in the day!)

A certain Mr Legge maybe :brow:

7 Jul 2008, 12:24

Biginoil wrote: I've done another cup but the server is shit so it won't send invites.

The Barrel of Oil awaits you.

Double your money the easy way in a four-round thriller.

It did. I received the your invitation, so I’ll be waiting for the other teams.

7 Jul 2008, 12:41

El Jarvo wrote: A certain someone we know has rejected every offer I've sent him to play me at cricket!!!

Despite the fact I'm in his team. :\ohwell:

He did stick 800k on me at 1/4 to beat Gazza though! I haven't looked into that - must start doing some betting meself (if I can find enough hours in the day!)

Does he have a football ground in Wolverhampton? Rejected all mine too.....I'm in his team as well!

7 Jul 2008, 14:01

Tim wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: A certain someone we know has rejected every offer I've sent him to play me at cricket!!!

Despite the fact I'm in his team. :\ohwell:

He did stick 800k on me at 1/4 to beat Gazza though! I haven't looked into that - must start doing some betting meself (if I can find enough hours in the day!)

Does he have a football ground in Wolverhampton? Rejected all mine too.....I'm in his team as well!

:nod: :lol:

7 Jul 2008, 14:05

I'll take all the 2 training points for the defeats that I can get :laugh:

7 Jul 2008, 14:40

Do I not like Gina Jingles

:laugh:

7 Jul 2008, 14:44

No I don't either! 10-0!!! :nonono:

7 Jul 2008, 16:02

LeggyD wrote: I'll take all the 2 training points for the defeats that I can get

Is that what you get for getting beat?

You'd think i'dve noticed by now :laugh:

7 Jul 2008, 16:15

This is one of the problems with the game, unless you recruit lots of friends and batter them every game while they are starting, you have to rely on accepting challenges and challenging other teams. I got ahead by taking them up on their Corals offer, got 640 points for opening a Corals online account, and won the bet with my minimum £10 deposit. After some trial and error, it seems that you can lose most games and progress simply by playing lots of home games, when your money is sufficient to buy a stadium and training ground (even if it is an artists impression of Ibrox!!) plus rehab facility, then your players stay fitter and improve in quality every day, and you can use the training points to boost the ratings. No substitute for recruiting people though, thats the best way of getting points.

If anyone wants a challenge who is level 5 or below, I'll reverse the order and use my second string bowlers to make it a bit fairer, can't do fairer than that.

7 Jul 2008, 16:28

Didn't work, just reversed the order against Molly, and got my non-bowlers bowling, and skittled him for 29 and won it off 8 balls ;(

I suppose having a no.11 with 280 batting doesn't do a lot when I reverse the order!

7 Jul 2008, 16:30

Biginoil wrote: I've done another cup but the server is shit so it won't send invites.

The Barrel of Oil awaits you.

Double your money the easy way in a four-round thriller.

Im in :nod:

7 Jul 2008, 16:46

Bugger, can't enter the cups at the moment, as I'm spending all my money on training my entirely useless players...

Hmmm, should I spend 100 grand adding 4 training points to my forward (which seems to do fcuk all) in shooting, or should I concentrate on speed, tackling... Hang on a sec, that's 300 grand in training just one player...

I'm fcuked! :lol:

:smoking:

7 Jul 2008, 17:00

Starting to think the football is either random or based entirely on how big your ground is. I've been training my players with my winnings, and given that I play about one match every fortnight it's gone a bit stale, and you'll all gub me now.

7 Jul 2008, 17:06

So, if I'd spent all my money increasing the size of the ground, rather than training players...

Ah bugger, I knew I was doing something wrong! :lol:

:smoking:

7 Jul 2008, 17:08

Tim wrote: Starting to think the football is either random or based entirely on how big your ground is. I've been training my players with my winnings, and given that I play about one match every fortnight it's gone a bit stale, and you'll all gub me now.

haha... NO. I'm not accepting that challenge yet. :laugh:

7 Jul 2008, 23:49

Nick King wrote: So, if I'd spent all my money increasing the size of the ground, rather than training players...

Ah bugger, I knew I was doing something wrong!

You've got to throw your money at the ground to start with.

5,000 seats gets you enough cash for a couple of training points and you're still gonna get gubbed. 60,000 seats gets you up to a Million per home game. That's 20 training points and another 1000 seats. Or enough to buy an extra challenge every day.

Not sure it's too random, Tim. Some of the games are getting closer between us six or seven teams below you. I'll except a challenge from you. The 10% of your gate money makes it worthwhile getting thumped

8 Jul 2008, 00:48

I've got up to the 250k mark now in the football.

I'm pulling in 3-4mill notes per home game now. :eek3:

That fcuking cricket had a maintenance window till 7.30am this morning, the cnuts!!! Don't they know I have to be outta the house at 7.29 to dash for my train!! :lol:

15mill for a new stadium though - I'm never gonna make that, I keep splashing out on other stuff when I've a few quid in the bank! :\ohwell:

8 Jul 2008, 01:17

There's a lengthy description of how the games are decided on the site. It says that the entire game is simulated.

I've just decided to train Rocket Mick as much as I can then sell him to Real and retire to Spain.

8 Jul 2008, 01:25

El Jarvo wrote:

That fcuking cricket had a maintenance window till 7.30am this morning, the cnuts!!! Don't they know I have to be outta the house at 7.29 to dash for my train!!

They are making it too realistic now. It's like a proper English summer.

Cold grey and horrible outside and no play in the Cricket.

8 Jul 2008, 02:05

Biginoil wrote: I've just decided to train Rocket Mick as much as I can then sell him to Real and retire to Spain.

One step ahead of ya'.

Real Madrid already flogged him to Glasgee Sellick. :uhoh:

8 Jul 2008, 02:32

:laugh:

So I should be adding seats to ma wee stadium?

I'm like Nickos, I've been training my donkeys thinking that would work.

What a cunt.

8 Jul 2008, 02:34

Biginoil wrote: There's a lengthy description of how the games are decided on the site. It says that the entire game is simulated.

Anyone notice how early goals seem to go in, for most games?

You can win a game 10-0 but all the goals go in the first 21mins or so. :wtf:

8 Jul 2008, 02:36

Shug Sludden wrote:

So I should be adding seats to ma wee stadium?

I'm like Nickos, I've been training my donkeys thinking that would work.

What a cunt.

It's a vicious circle.

You need money to train players, but you're gonna get fcuk all money if you don't expand your stadium.

Like I said earlier, I'm picking up millions of pounds per games now. I plough all that back into the team cos I can't expand further. Mind you, I've challenged a coupla Luton lads today who've got their players all ranked over 1000+ points. Nae fawking chance!!!

8 Jul 2008, 02:43

They should add a 'firm' feature.

Success on and off the park :nod:

Nawwwty

8 Jul 2008, 03:11

El Jarvo wrote:

Biginoil wrote: I've just decided to train Rocket Mick as much as I can then sell him to Real and retire to Spain.

One step ahead of ya'.

Real Madrid already flogged him to Glasgee Sellick.

and what a waste a money he was :nonono:

8 Jul 2008, 06:10

El Jarvo wrote:

Shug Sludden wrote:

So I should be adding seats to ma wee stadium?

I'm like Nickos, I've been training my donkeys thinking that would work.

What a cunt.

It's a vicious circle.

You need money to train players, but you're gonna get fcuk all money if you don't expand your stadium.

Like I said earlier, I'm picking up millions of pounds per games now. I plough all that back into the team cos I can't expand further. Mind you, I've challenged a coupla Luton lads today who've got their players all ranked over 1000+ points. Nae fawking chance!!!

:jawdrop:

I thought ye'd only be able to train players uptae 100! Madness.

8 Jul 2008, 06:44

Gazman wrote:

Dodjem wrote: Jarvo you've got me as cheerleader. I'm tall-ish, I could play.

I'm gonna make you and Nobby fluffy mascots

Al,Jemma and Nobby warm up for the first NOOL basketball game

We're exercising for summercase next week.

8 Jul 2008, 15:45

I just offered a One Million pound Win Bonus to my team in my own Cup Final! :nod:

And I still got beat 10-0! :lol:

9 Jul 2008, 11:46

Cricket aint loading at all for me :thumbdown: Ive gor $.5 million to spend, well over 100 training points, and all my challenges to use

9 Jul 2008, 13:26

they had 'issues' for awhile Gaz, it was working just a little bit ago.

9 Jul 2008, 14:22

Allan. I've sent you a facebook friend request

9 Jul 2008, 14:47

As if the footie server wasn't already creaking like the cricket one...

New! TEAM LOYALTY WEEK!All Premier Football Teams will receive 6 challenges per day for the next seven days (until 16/07/08). We truly appreciate the support of all 1.6 million teams participating. Enjoy!

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough. :brow:

9 Jul 2008, 15:00

I accidentally got 6 the other day!

I shall embrace this. Game on!

10 Jul 2008, 03:35

6 challenges....

Loadsamoney!! :nod:

10 Jul 2008, 04:03

Gazman wrote: 6 challenges....

Loadsamoney!!

Not when no bastard is playing :thumbdown:

I can't believe that everyone has been working all morning :skeptic:

10 Jul 2008, 06:09

Nobody's challenged me, and seeing as I lose 8-0 to Jarvo most games now, you all stand a chance!

10 Jul 2008, 06:38

Tim wrote: Nobody's challenged me, and seeing as I lose 8-0 to Jarvo most games now, you all stand a chance!

I'm today on my Down League tour, because I want to expand my stadium. Our last game was a home game for me.

10 Jul 2008, 07:01

LeggyD wrote:

Gazman wrote: 6 challenges....

Loadsamoney!!

Not when no bastard is playing

I can't believe that everyone has been working all morning

Filters are on at work Dave,

ye can beat me when i get home

:skeptic: yerself...

:laugh:

10 Jul 2008, 07:31

LeggyD wrote:

Gazman wrote: 6 challenges....

Loadsamoney!!

Not when no bastard is playing

I can't believe that everyone has been working all morning

I check in several times a day. You should challenge me, I will always accept.

10 Jul 2008, 13:21

This footie's really realistic, innit?

Today, I've won 6-0, last goal in the 8th minute. 8-0, last goal in the 10th minute. 9-0, last goal in the 16th. 11-0, last in the 18th. 7-0, last goal in the 9th!!

I beat Shug 5-0 with the goals coming in the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th minutes!!! WTF! :laugh:

Don't these players celebrate any goals?!

And WTF do they do after HT?!

Least when I got gubbed 10-0 last night it was 6-0 at HT. Way more realistic. Sorta.

10 Jul 2008, 13:42

El Jarvo wrote: Today, I've won 6-0, last goal in the 8th minute.

Considering the amount of money I've spent on training you and Darren to defend, I'd appreciate it if you turned up fore the first ten minutes! :laugh:

10 Jul 2008, 17:23

Can't remember the last time I scored in the second half, and it is usually a win between 5-0 and 13-0 these days, apart from when I play Jarvo. Whole thing's fucking shite, which is why I prefer the penalty shootout app.

10 Jul 2008, 22:30

They must have heard your complaints about no scoring after half time...I've had some rather odd results today...

FC Tejas 28 - 0 (HT 12 - 0)

0 - 35 (HT 0 - 15) FC Tejas

0 - 28 (HT 0 - 13) FC Tejas

Hmmm...sound like American Football scores...

11 Jul 2008, 00:05

El Jarvo wrote:

I beat Shug 5-0 with the goals coming in the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th minutes!!! WTF!

I just sold ma whole back line to Luton for £40

:nod:

11 Jul 2008, 06:44

Think the footys losing the plot, with some of these scores that are coming in :nod:

11 Jul 2008, 06:45

Gazman wrote: Think the footys losing the plot, with some of these scores that are coming in

I put a hundred past Nobby over two games this morning.

That'll learn him! :lol:

11 Jul 2008, 07:29

El Jarvo wrote:

Gazman wrote: Think the footys losing the plot, with some of these scores that are coming in

I put a hundred past Nobby over two games this morning.

That'll learn him!

Not forgetting the 70-0 against me! :rofl:

:smoking:

11 Jul 2008, 07:39

Nick King wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

Gazman wrote: Think the footys losing the plot, with some of these scores that are coming in

I put a hundred past Nobby over two games this morning.

That'll learn him!

Not forgetting the 70-0 against me!

I haven't seen that yet.

I've been doing special training - trying to get players to score in the second half!!!! :lol:

11 Jul 2008, 07:56

With regards to the Cricket, what the fcuk is the point of the Training Facility?

I've just spent 3 million on something that doesn't seem to do very much... :crazy:

:smoking:

11 Jul 2008, 08:27

Nick King wrote: With regards to the Cricket, what the fcuk is the point of the Training Facility?

I've just spent 3 million on something that doesn't seem to do very much...

I think I've seen a couple of my bowling levels go up by one or two but nothing for sure.

The Rehab place is crap too. Still spending loads of training points on fitness.

11 Jul 2008, 08:31

Anyone else found the Challenge Wall. You can get loads of game via that.

And if you go into Finance then Purchase Limit you can buy 10 or 20 more chances to challenge others who are around your level.

11 Jul 2008, 08:54

Nick King wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

I put a hundred past Nobby over two games this morning.

That'll learn him!

Not forgetting the 70-0 against me!

I don't feel so bad about losing 37-0 now :laugh:

11 Jul 2008, 10:52

El Jarvo wrote:

Gazman wrote: Think the footys losing the plot, with some of these scores that are coming in

I put a hundred past Nobby over two games this morning.

That'll learn him!

I've trained my goalie after this desaster. Liam had to run stairs up and down for three hours. In the afternoon he was the best player in the penalty kicking cup final victory vs. Leggy FC. In the morning I had two unexpected remis with Tim. I'm not unhappy with my top legaue tour today. :D

11 Jul 2008, 11:51

LeggyD wrote:

Nick King wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

I put a hundred past Nobby over two games this morning.

That'll learn him!

Not forgetting the 70-0 against me!

I don't feel so bad about losing 37-0 now

Me an' all. A 40-0 stuffing from Gaz and Jeff!! :uhoh:

11 Jul 2008, 12:55

PHD wrote:

LeggyD wrote:

Nick King wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

I put a hundred past Nobby over two games this morning.

That'll learn him!

Not forgetting the 70-0 against me!

I don't feel so bad about losing 37-0 now

Me an' all. A 40-0 stuffing from Gaz and Jeff!!

Is that why you've not accepted my challenge from the 9th then :brow: :laugh:

11 Jul 2008, 15:20

LeggyD wrote:

PHD wrote:

LeggyD wrote:

Nick King wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

I put a hundred past Nobby over two games this morning.

That'll learn him!

Not forgetting the 70-0 against me!

I don't feel so bad about losing 37-0 now

Me an' all. A 40-0 stuffing from Gaz and Jeff!!

Is that why you've not accepted my challenge from the 9th then

Shit! Just scored a hat-trick against myself. :cry:

11 Jul 2008, 18:47

Sportpark Cup Match Attendance - 85,558

Borussia Nobby 57 - 0 The Cutters FC :nonono:

11 Jul 2008, 18:47

Sportpark Cup Match Attendance - 85,558

Borussia Nobby 57 - 0 The Cutters FC :nonono:

12 Jul 2008, 00:38

Andrès wrote: Sportpark Cup Match Attendance - 85,558

Borussia Nobby 57 - 0 The Cutters FC

It was a pleasure. You shall not play against Al at this point of time. It could end 115:0 in 90 Minutes.

12 Jul 2008, 01:14

LeggyD wrote:

Nick King wrote: With regards to the Cricket, what the fcuk is the point of the Training Facility?

I've just spent 3 million on something that doesn't seem to do very much...

I think I've seen a couple of my bowling levels go up by one or two but nothing for sure.

The Rehab place is crap too. Still spending loads of training points on fitness.

It improves dramatically at level 2.....my fielding has gone up by 110 points a man since I got that fielding coach, without me having to do anything, and the players stay fitter for longer with the rehab unit, someone at 90% can play more games than before, I can now play 6 or 7 games without having to worry about fitness dropping into the blue zone. Batting coach has pushed my 8-11 up by nearly 200 points too.

12 Jul 2008, 02:39

Naughty football - they've doubled the number of challenges you can make .. but they've gone and doubled the training points now too to 50k! Bollocks.

12 Jul 2008, 02:39

confus[gold]ion[/gold] wrote:

Andrès wrote: Sportpark Cup Match Attendance - 85,558

Borussia Nobby 57 - 0 The Cutters FC

It was a pleasure. You shall not play against Al at this point of time. It could end 115:0 in 90 Minutes.

Challenge duly sent. :nod: :evil4:

12 Jul 2008, 02:47

El Jarvo wrote:

confus[gold]ion[/gold] wrote:

Andrès wrote: Sportpark Cup Match Attendance - 85,558

Borussia Nobby 57 - 0 The Cutters FC

It was a pleasure. You shall not play against Al at this point of time. It could end 115:0 in 90 Minutes.

Challenge duly sent.

It isn't the fine old english manner. It's Andrès' birthday today. :D

12 Jul 2008, 02:54

I have to announce the Super Cup with 4 teams. The Price Money is sensational unbelievable "20000 * the entrance fee". One team is still missing. Entry Requirements 0 to 100 league Points or Invitation.

12 Jul 2008, 03:54

confus[gold]ion[/gold] wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

confus[gold]ion[/gold] wrote:

Andrès wrote: Sportpark Cup Match Attendance - 85,558

Borussia Nobby 57 - 0 The Cutters FC

It was a pleasure. You shall not play against Al at this point of time. It could end 115:0 in 90 Minutes.

Challenge duly sent.

It isn't the fine old english manner. It's Andrès' birthday today. :D

Cheating,whining and bursting into tears when things dont go their way...:wink3:

:laugh:

12 Jul 2008, 04:16

Gazman wrote: Cheating,whining and bursting into tears when things dont go their way...:wink3:

Unlike the Jocks, who take defeat so well .... :nod:

12 Jul 2008, 04:25

El Jarvo wrote:

Gazman wrote: Cheating,whining and bursting into tears when things dont go their way...:wink3:

Unlike the Jocks, who take defeat so well ....

That was Chelsea fans 'Timmy'!

so Rangers,their fans,the Scottish media,SFA.... tell us :laugh:

12 Jul 2008, 04:26

El Jarvo wrote:

Gazman wrote: Cheating,whining and bursting into tears when things dont go their way...:wink3:

Unlike the Jocks, who take defeat so well ....

and theyre not Jocks,theyre 'quintessentially British' :laugh:

12 Jul 2008, 07:21

El Jarvo wrote:

Gazman wrote: Cheating,whining and bursting into tears when things dont go their way...:wink3:

Unlike the Jocks, who take defeat so well ....

In german you can say to someone "This is not the fine english manner". The other one knows then, you don't like his behaviour. If you say to someone in german, he is scottish. It means, you think, he wants to keep all his money on his own and doesn't like to spend the money. Schottenpreise ("Scottish Prices") in Germany are "Super Saver Prices". :D

12 Jul 2008, 08:22

confusion wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

Gazman wrote: Cheating,whining and bursting into tears when things dont go their way...:wink3:

Unlike the Jocks, who take defeat so well ....

In german you can say to someone "This is not the fine english manner". The other one knows then, you don't like his behaviour. If you say to someone in german, he is scottish. It means, you think, he wants to keep all his money on his own and doesn't like to spend the money. Schottenpreise ("Scottish Prices") in Germany are "Super Saver Prices". :D

Im not even gonnae tell you what we say about the Germans :nonono:

:laugh:

12 Jul 2008, 09:31

Gazman wrote:

confusion wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

Gazman wrote: Cheating,whining and bursting into tears when things dont go their way...:wink3:

Unlike the Jocks, who take defeat so well ....

In german you can say to someone "This is not the fine english manner". The other one knows then, you don't like his behaviour. If you say to someone in german, he is scottish. It means, you think, he wants to keep all his money on his own and doesn't like to spend the money. Schottenpreise ("Scottish Prices") in Germany are "Super Saver Prices". :D

Im not even gonnae tell you what we say about the Germans

It's an international stereotype (Wikipedia), not a special Kraut stereotype. I can't confirm this and I don't want annoy you. :)