nigerians to buy newcastle

is this on the new series of Fonejacker?

pure_shaw wrote: is this on the new series of Fonejacker?

I reckon its a storm in a teacup, and Mike Ashley has just been receiving the kind of emails I've been getting. 'Send us your bank details and we'll wire you £300m' etc.

St James's Library for sale.. No many there for the Spurs game tonight.

Whatever could the matter be?

It's not as if they hav'nt been trophyless for a million years before or owt,so it can't be that...

Hell,their representative on the United Nations would almost certainly be Trophyless Anan...with his brains kicked out,but still...a tad fairweather for a one club town of 1.3 million..

They are a MASSIVE club though.

http://massiveclub.com/

Looks like the site domain is up for sale an all..

Ashley is blatently a girl's name,but this is taking the piss!

No fucker is even arsed with this sordid little Toon boot sale...

Having seen the orange cockernee chappie shopping in the distinctly downmarket South Norwood High Street recently (possibly cos its near Crystal Palace), I'm surprised to see that Terry Venables is rumoured to be taking over as caretaker manager at Newcastle.

Burt Reynolds wrote: Having seen the orange cockernee chappie shopping in the distinctly downmarket South Norwood High Street recently (possibly cos its near Crystal Palace), I'm surprised to see that Terry Venables is rumoured to be taking over as caretaker manager at Newcastle.

If Venebles is managing the caretakers who's managing the team ?

Surely this is the best case of spamming the Nigerians who bombard us with shite every day. Give us £300 million and we'll let you have a "massive" club in the EPL.

Some poor sod will end up with Newcastle and King Kev.