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I'm gonna be sitting here for a very long time swearing at people passing by. Don't drink special brew anymore - i've discovered Tesco value brandy - no joke.
Who needs a bloke in their life when Arsenal do such a good fucking job!
Sip anyone? Come and bond!
I'd much rather have a bloke in my life than to be drinking Tesco brandy...but then I'm just gay like that!!!
bwahahahahaha
give us a pull off that bottle!!!
Course you can.........this is a bonding bench for when you need to feel sorry for yourself and swear at people passing by! FUCKER! (not you Gaz, the kite flyer on the hill over there)
It's Tesco value and i kid you not when i say Tesco now do their own blue and white stripy badged bottles of spirits! Can't get more rock bottom than that. Except Diamond White and Thunderbird. Don't think they do those anymore, if they do - bring them!
Oh yeah - I'm Arsenal and don't you forget it (not you Gaz, but those swans swimming around over there in the pond)
Diamond White (I was shocked!) is apparently still available...
Blimey, I might have to try some of it to see if it still tastes the same! :p
Nick King wrote: Diamond White (I was shocked!) is apparently still available...
Blimey, I might have to try some of it to see if it still tastes the same! :p
It is, most definitely. 
Bonzette wrote: I'm gonna be sitting here for a very long time swearing at people passing by. Don't drink special brew anymore - i've discovered Tesco value brandy - no joke.
Who needs a bloke in their life when Arsenal do such a good fucking job!
Sip anyone? Come and bond!
Sounds like you need a cocktail evening in Barnet. I'll ask the bank for a loan, in advance
Bonzette wrote: Course you can.........this is a bonding bench for when you need to feel sorry for yourself and swear at people passing by! FUCKER! (not you Gaz, the kite flyer on the hill over there)
It's Tesco value and i kid you not when i say Tesco now do their own blue and white stripy badged bottles of spirits! Can't get more rock bottom than that. Except Diamond White and Thunderbird. Don't think they do those anymore, if they do - bring them!
Oh yeah - I'm Arsenal and don't you forget it (not you Gaz, but those swans swimming around over there in the pond)
No worries Ems,what you fuckin lookin at?! (not you Em,the chunt in the Spurs top over there)
My bottles finished,im away to steal some booze from the 24 hour shop
Gazman wrote:
Bonzette wrote: Course you can.........this is a bonding bench for when you need to feel sorry for yourself and swear at people passing by! FUCKER! (not you Gaz, the kite flyer on the hill over there)
It's Tesco value and i kid you not when i say Tesco now do their own blue and white stripy badged bottles of spirits! Can't get more rock bottom than that. Except Diamond White and Thunderbird. Don't think they do those anymore, if they do - bring them!
Oh yeah - I'm Arsenal and don't you forget it (not you Gaz, but those swans swimming around over there in the pond)
No worries Ems,what you fuckin lookin at?! (not you Em,the chunt in the Spurs top over there) My bottles finished,im away to steal some booze from the 24 hour shop
Don't you worry Gaz - he's in the pond with the Swans now.
It's pouring in the park - don't worry - you can stand under my Umbrella!
Got a smoke?
Yuck.
Park benches always smell of 'fingering', don't they? 
EDIT: why is this in the footie forum? 
Hi guys what you doing sitting out in the rain like this?
Did you make it to the game, Bonz? Some good skills on display, eh?
Come on, let's get drunk and sing a song.
BLOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOON I SAW YOU STANDING ALONE
By the way, Diamond White is still the same. Aberdeen Order got pissed on it a few months ago (for reasons that I won't concern the board with) and I can still taste it when I burp.
You can burp some solid melodies on Diamond White.
Are Arsenal the new Boro? Beating your Man U's and losing to the Hull-upon-seas..Difficult to explain
Who the fuck gets stuffed by a bunch of Bolton Wanderers 1-3 at home in this day and age,for example?
Sainsbury's value vodka pour moi.
Drink is always the answer.
El Jarvo wrote: Yuck.
Park benches always smell of 'fingering', don't they?
EDIT: why is this in the footie forum?
Cant say ive ever sniffed a bench
El Jarvo wrote: Yuck.
Park benches always smell of 'fingering', don't they?
EDIT: why is this in the footie forum?
Don't you know nufink? This is a on your knees with your football team bench. I been sitting here since Stoke beat us!
Col - No comment. I said, No COMMENT!
We're in torubled waters at Arsenal - I dread fixtures with teams like Hull, Stoke etcccc but tend to relax when it's big ones like United and Chelsea. I can hand on heart say - in my 25 years of actually attending football I don't quite remember it being this bad at all - it ain't pretty, and it it ain't nice.
A gunner in good times, a true gooner in bad!
Still - i've found Diamond White again. :slurp:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
Gazman wrote: Im back,got these
Good arent I
Why are you bringing canned water???
I knew you were here 
Im kind that way
So then......i've seen that 'Fabregas' has been made captain at Arsenal after reading the fish and chip shop newspaper!
Does who you have as captain really make a difference to how your side performs? I don't know that the problems don't run a a lot deeper than that or that one person can really make that much difference.
But then......there have been some great captains at clubs through the years.
Your thoughts, please?
Space raider anyone?
Aaah fuck it Bonz,here,Ive some *'Blue Peters' with me..
*ones i made earlier
Edit:Can i just say,the joints i roll are much more expertly rolled than those 'cigars' above.Thank you.
Boat "The Gent" Raceface wrote:
Who the fuck gets stuffed by a bunch of Bolton Wanderers 1-3 at home in this day and age,for example?
Dodjem wrote: I'm bored now Bonz, let's go start a fight with those slags over there?
If theyre leathering you's...
...i'll send Jeffari over
LL cool G wrote:
Dodjem wrote: I'm bored now Bonz, let's go start a fight with those slags over there?
If theyre leathering you's...
...i'll send Jeffari over
darts ANYONE?
Rocket THE LEGEND Mick wrote:
LL cool G wrote:
Dodjem wrote: I'm bored now Bonz, let's go start a fight with those slags over there?
If theyre leathering you's...
...i'll send Jeffari over
darts ANYONE?
Think yer DRUNK enough to take 'Lethal Lefty'?
We're at a park bench LEGEND,
Have you got a dart board 
LL cool G wrote:
Dodjem wrote: I'm bored now Bonz, let's go start a fight with those slags over there?
If theyre leathering you's...
...i'll send Jeffari over
Why are you gonna send in a third girl???
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
LL cool G wrote:
Dodjem wrote: I'm bored now Bonz, let's go start a fight with those slags over there?
If theyre leathering you's...
...i'll send Jeffari over
Why are you gonna send in a third girl???
Is it the weekend already 
Boat "The Gent" Raceface wrote: You can burp some solid melodies on Diamond White.
Are Arsenal the new Boro? Beating your Man U's and losing to the Hull-upon-seas..Difficult to explain
Who the fuck gets stuffed by a bunch of Bolton Wanderers 1-3 at home in this day and age,for example?
Sainsbury's value vodka pour moi.
Drink is always the answer.
And who the fuck gets beaten by Wigan?
Budge over Bonz.
El Jarvo wrote: Fcuk me, you lot have it so tough, dontcha?
Hate to see you lot in a real crisis!
What you on about?
I can handle a real life crisis with my eyes closed, it's my football team that floors me everytime!
That said, I'm probably the happiest i've ever been these days - i've just become fond of my bench, diamond white and all me pals!
Gaz - bring the Champagne down the park to celebrate baby G when you come back!
:edit: and a football for a kick about!
Come on ARSENAL!!!!!
Jam-Master Bonz wrote: I can handle a real life crisis with my eyes closed, it's my football team that floors me everytime!
Eh?
Remind me ... you've lost - what? - three on the bounce is it now? This, after beating ManYoo.
Imagine being 92nd in the league and still on -ve points! That is a proper crisis.
We were 5th in the Championship last time New Order did a gig over here. :(
El Jarvo wrote:
Jam-Master Bonz wrote: I can handle a real life crisis with my eyes closed, it's my football team that floors me everytime!
Eh?
Remind me ... you've lost - what? - three on the bounce is it now? This, after beating ManYoo.
Imagine being 92nd in the league and still on -ve points! That is a proper crisis.
We were 5th in the Championship last time New Order did a gig over here. :(
You beat us once - what you moaning for?! Still - as you put it like that you've earnt a place on the bench for all your football misery - champagne and cigars tonight though, for the Gaz and his family!
ShugZV wrote: Budge up and gies yer pillow.
Not dampening my spirits tonight amigo 
Champagne and cigars all round
or joints and beers if ye were with me just now
Will you need the bench warming before tomorrow afternoon? Get some Thunderbird ready.
How's the patient doing anyway?
El Jarvo wrote:
Jam-Master Bonz wrote: I can handle a real life crisis with my eyes closed, it's my football team that floors me everytime!
Eh?
Remind me ... you've lost - what? - three on the bounce is it now? This, after beating ManYoo.
Imagine being 92nd in the league and still on -ve points! That is a proper crisis.
We were 5th in the Championship last time New Order did a gig over here. :(
AL. your right ,some need big time charlies need a reality check here !!.. i understand you fuming at your REAL problem. but you will of course go un-heard at times
because it couldnt be man u or arsenal,but it could be a blackburn,wigan, or west brom etc, yea same might happen to a lot of clubs.still hoping for a turn around somehow for luton.any rich hat makers around?
it puts everything in order i suppose
James Thomas wrote: Will you need the bench warming before tomorrow afternoon? Get some Thunderbird ready.
Carefull, JT. Just settling down for that Histon Leeds cup tie.
:Where's the banana skin smilie:
James Thomas wrote: Will you need the bench warming before tomorrow afternoon? Get some Thunderbird ready.
How's the patient doing anyway?
I'm warm!!!
He's doing ok thanks. Cast is now off but strictly NO football of any kind until after Christmas! His team have sadly fallen into troubled times in his absence, and have gone from winning every game to losing every game - so think things will be tough when he gets back! He has to work with the club physio to get his strength back. That said, we went to a party saturday night and he was busting some magnificent break dancing moves on the dance floor - so defo on the mend!
The Haçienda must be (re)Built wrote: Comes to join the party with a bottle of MD20/20.
Ooh what flavour?
Can ye's keep the noise down please,
some of us are trying to get a kip! 
Its a thing of the past in my house these days
James Thomas wrote:
Jam-Master Bonz wrote:
Burn baby burn.
Glad to hear he's OK but club physio?
Yes. To get him back into his football training they are working out a plan to build his strength back up. He's been back to the hospital a few times already, but now does not need to go back again as they are happy with his progress!
:)
I'm off to Underhill this evening, for my sins, to watch Eduardo's 'comeback' against Portsmouth reserves! Any takers? And bring a flask of brandy, it's mighty chilled out there tonight!
Peace!
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