Bonz's Park Bench
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El Jarvo wrote: Fcuk me, you lot have it so tough, dontcha?
Hate to see you lot in a real crisis!
What you on about?
I can handle a real life crisis with my eyes closed, it's my football team that floors me everytime!
That said, I'm probably the happiest i've ever been these days - i've just become fond of my bench, diamond white and all me pals!
Gaz - bring the Champagne down the park to celebrate baby G when you come back! 
:edit: and a football for a kick about!
Come on ARSENAL!!!!!
Jam-Master Bonz wrote: I can handle a real life crisis with my eyes closed, it's my football team that floors me everytime!
Eh?
Remind me ... you've lost - what? - three on the bounce is it now? This, after beating ManYoo.
Imagine being 92nd in the league and still on -ve points! That is a proper crisis.
We were 5th in the Championship last time New Order did a gig over here. :(
El Jarvo wrote:
Jam-Master Bonz wrote: I can handle a real life crisis with my eyes closed, it's my football team that floors me everytime!
Eh?
Remind me ... you've lost - what? - three on the bounce is it now? This, after beating ManYoo.
Imagine being 92nd in the league and still on -ve points! That is a proper crisis.
We were 5th in the Championship last time New Order did a gig over here. :(
You beat us once - what you moaning for?! Still - as you put it like that you've earnt a place on the bench for all your football misery - champagne and cigars tonight though, for the Gaz and his family!
ShugZV wrote: Budge up and gies yer pillow.
Not dampening my spirits tonight amigo 
Champagne and cigars all round 
or joints and beers if ye were with me just now
Will you need the bench warming before tomorrow afternoon? Get some Thunderbird ready.
How's the patient doing anyway?
El Jarvo wrote:
Jam-Master Bonz wrote: I can handle a real life crisis with my eyes closed, it's my football team that floors me everytime!
Eh?
Remind me ... you've lost - what? - three on the bounce is it now? This, after beating ManYoo.
Imagine being 92nd in the league and still on -ve points! That is a proper crisis.
We were 5th in the Championship last time New Order did a gig over here. :(
AL. your right ,some need big time charlies need a reality check here !!.. i understand you fuming at your REAL problem. but you will of course go un-heard at times
because it couldnt be man u or arsenal,but it could be a blackburn,wigan, or west brom etc, yea same might happen to a lot of clubs.still hoping for a turn around somehow for luton.any rich hat makers around?
it puts everything in order i suppose
James Thomas wrote: Will you need the bench warming before tomorrow afternoon? Get some Thunderbird ready.
Carefull, JT. Just settling down for that Histon Leeds cup tie.
:Where's the banana skin smilie:
:bag:James Thomas wrote: Will you need the bench warming before tomorrow afternoon? Get some Thunderbird ready.
How's the patient doing anyway?
I'm warm!!!
He's doing ok thanks. Cast is now off but strictly NO football of any kind until after Christmas! His team have sadly fallen into troubled times in his absence, and have gone from winning every game to losing every game - so think things will be tough when he gets back! He has to work with the club physio to get his strength back. That said, we went to a party saturday night and he was busting some magnificent break dancing moves on the dance floor - so defo on the mend!
The Haçienda must be (re)Built wrote: Comes to join the party with a bottle of MD20/20.
Ooh what flavour?
Can ye's keep the noise down please,
some of us are trying to get a kip! 
Its a thing of the past in my house these days
James Thomas wrote:
Jam-Master Bonz wrote:
Burn baby burn.
Glad to hear he's OK but club physio?
Yes. To get him back into his football training they are working out a plan to build his strength back up. He's been back to the hospital a few times already, but now does not need to go back again as they are happy with his progress!
:)
I'm off to Underhill this evening, for my sins, to watch Eduardo's 'comeback' against Portsmouth reserves! Any takers? And bring a flask of brandy, it's mighty chilled out there tonight!
Peace!
