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I'm gonna be sitting here for a very long time swearing at people passing by. Don't drink special brew anymore - i've discovered Tesco value brandy - no joke.
Who needs a bloke in their life when Arsenal do such a good fucking job!
Sip anyone? Come and bond!
I'd much rather have a bloke in my life than to be drinking Tesco brandy...but then I'm just gay like that!!!
bwahahahahaha
give us a pull off that bottle!!!
Course you can.........this is a bonding bench for when you need to feel sorry for yourself and swear at people passing by! FUCKER! (not you Gaz, the kite flyer on the hill over there)
It's Tesco value and i kid you not when i say Tesco now do their own blue and white stripy badged bottles of spirits! Can't get more rock bottom than that. Except Diamond White and Thunderbird. Don't think they do those anymore, if they do - bring them!
Oh yeah - I'm Arsenal and don't you forget it (not you Gaz, but those swans swimming around over there in the pond)
Diamond White (I was shocked!) is apparently still available...
Blimey, I might have to try some of it to see if it still tastes the same! :p
Nick King wrote: Diamond White (I was shocked!) is apparently still available...
Blimey, I might have to try some of it to see if it still tastes the same! :p
It is, most definitely. 
Bonzette wrote: I'm gonna be sitting here for a very long time swearing at people passing by. Don't drink special brew anymore - i've discovered Tesco value brandy - no joke.
Who needs a bloke in their life when Arsenal do such a good fucking job!
Sip anyone? Come and bond!
Sounds like you need a cocktail evening in Barnet. I'll ask the bank for a loan, in advance
Bonzette wrote: Course you can.........this is a bonding bench for when you need to feel sorry for yourself and swear at people passing by! FUCKER! (not you Gaz, the kite flyer on the hill over there)
It's Tesco value and i kid you not when i say Tesco now do their own blue and white stripy badged bottles of spirits! Can't get more rock bottom than that. Except Diamond White and Thunderbird. Don't think they do those anymore, if they do - bring them!
Oh yeah - I'm Arsenal and don't you forget it (not you Gaz, but those swans swimming around over there in the pond)
No worries Ems,what you fuckin lookin at?! (not you Em,the chunt in the Spurs top over there)
My bottles finished,im away to steal some booze from the 24 hour shop
Gazman wrote:
Bonzette wrote: Course you can.........this is a bonding bench for when you need to feel sorry for yourself and swear at people passing by! FUCKER! (not you Gaz, the kite flyer on the hill over there)
It's Tesco value and i kid you not when i say Tesco now do their own blue and white stripy badged bottles of spirits! Can't get more rock bottom than that. Except Diamond White and Thunderbird. Don't think they do those anymore, if they do - bring them!
Oh yeah - I'm Arsenal and don't you forget it (not you Gaz, but those swans swimming around over there in the pond)
No worries Ems,what you fuckin lookin at?! (not you Em,the chunt in the Spurs top over there) My bottles finished,im away to steal some booze from the 24 hour shop
Don't you worry Gaz - he's in the pond with the Swans now.
It's pouring in the park - don't worry - you can stand under my Umbrella!
Got a smoke?
Yuck.
Park benches always smell of 'fingering', don't they? 
EDIT: why is this in the footie forum? 
Hi guys what you doing sitting out in the rain like this?
Did you make it to the game, Bonz? Some good skills on display, eh?
Come on, let's get drunk and sing a song.
BLOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOON I SAW YOU STANDING ALONE
By the way, Diamond White is still the same. Aberdeen Order got pissed on it a few months ago (for reasons that I won't concern the board with) and I can still taste it when I burp.
You can burp some solid melodies on Diamond White.
Are Arsenal the new Boro? Beating your Man U's and losing to the Hull-upon-seas..Difficult to explain
Who the fuck gets stuffed by a bunch of Bolton Wanderers 1-3 at home in this day and age,for example?
Sainsbury's value vodka pour moi.
Drink is always the answer.
El Jarvo wrote: Yuck.
Park benches always smell of 'fingering', don't they?
EDIT: why is this in the footie forum?
Cant say ive ever sniffed a bench
El Jarvo wrote: Yuck.
Park benches always smell of 'fingering', don't they?
EDIT: why is this in the footie forum?
Don't you know nufink? This is a on your knees with your football team bench. I been sitting here since Stoke beat us!
Col - No comment. I said, No COMMENT!
We're in torubled waters at Arsenal - I dread fixtures with teams like Hull, Stoke etcccc but tend to relax when it's big ones like United and Chelsea. I can hand on heart say - in my 25 years of actually attending football I don't quite remember it being this bad at all - it ain't pretty, and it it ain't nice.
A gunner in good times, a true gooner in bad!
Still - i've found Diamond White again. :slurp:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
Gazman wrote: Im back,got these
Good arent I
Why are you bringing canned water???
I knew you were here 
Im kind that way
So then......i've seen that 'Fabregas' has been made captain at Arsenal after reading the fish and chip shop newspaper!
Does who you have as captain really make a difference to how your side performs? I don't know that the problems don't run a a lot deeper than that or that one person can really make that much difference.
But then......there have been some great captains at clubs through the years.
Your thoughts, please?
Space raider anyone?
Aaah fuck it Bonz,here,Ive some *'Blue Peters' with me..
*ones i made earlier
Edit:Can i just say,the joints i roll are much more expertly rolled than those 'cigars' above.Thank you.
Boat "The Gent" Raceface wrote:
Who the fuck gets stuffed by a bunch of Bolton Wanderers 1-3 at home in this day and age,for example?
Dodjem wrote: I'm bored now Bonz, let's go start a fight with those slags over there?
If theyre leathering you's...
...i'll send Jeffari over
LL cool G wrote:
Dodjem wrote: I'm bored now Bonz, let's go start a fight with those slags over there?
If theyre leathering you's...
...i'll send Jeffari over
darts ANYONE?
Rocket THE LEGEND Mick wrote:
LL cool G wrote:
Dodjem wrote: I'm bored now Bonz, let's go start a fight with those slags over there?
If theyre leathering you's...
...i'll send Jeffari over
darts ANYONE?
Think yer DRUNK enough to take 'Lethal Lefty'?
We're at a park bench LEGEND,
Have you got a dart board 
LL cool G wrote:
Dodjem wrote: I'm bored now Bonz, let's go start a fight with those slags over there?
If theyre leathering you's...
...i'll send Jeffari over
Why are you gonna send in a third girl???
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
LL cool G wrote:
Dodjem wrote: I'm bored now Bonz, let's go start a fight with those slags over there?
If theyre leathering you's...
...i'll send Jeffari over
Why are you gonna send in a third girl???
Is it the weekend already 
Boat "The Gent" Raceface wrote: You can burp some solid melodies on Diamond White.
Are Arsenal the new Boro? Beating your Man U's and losing to the Hull-upon-seas..Difficult to explain
Who the fuck gets stuffed by a bunch of Bolton Wanderers 1-3 at home in this day and age,for example?
Sainsbury's value vodka pour moi.
Drink is always the answer.
And who the fuck gets beaten by Wigan?
Budge over Bonz.
