Shearer

Geordie cunts are going to go fucking stupid about Alan Charisma Bypass being the new manager..Ha ha!

It'll end in tears for Newcassel yet again,surely?

On their day they have 3 top draw centre forwards,with goals galore in Owen,Martins and Viduka(especially Owen)..I'd love it,just love it if they went down with the Boro.

Boro,unfortunately have no goals in the side this year,and have had no money to spend thanks to our beloved Steve Gibson's soon to be ex-wife freezing Gibbo's assets...but we still have to play the geordies...C'MON BORO!

Get the Geordie shits down with us* Their club is run by shitbags anyhooo,they deserve nothing at all...

*and hopefully Boro will do a West Brom/Fulham/Crystal Palace style climb out of the mire..it can,and has been done....staring at Bolton on Saturday.Please God!

Some fucking game Newcastle v Boro is going to be now!

Going to be interesting if nothing else, especially as Shearer has resisted for all these years. Bet he's got a heavy bank account for his trouble, though!

I assumed it was an April Fools Joke this morning!

He has no management experience - what a good choice.

Remember though they are a BIG club :D

Binocher wrote: He has no management experience - what a good choice.

Remember though they are a BIG club :D

You've misspelt SHIT, Mike...

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon wrote:

Binocher wrote: He has no management experience - what a good choice.

Remember though they are a BIG club :D

You've misspelt SHIT, Mike...

Snorri xxx

Sorry Snorri

Binocher wrote: He has no management experience - what a good choice.

Remember though they are a BIG club :D

Wrong.

They are MASSIVE.

The Teacher wrote:

Binocher wrote: He has no management experience - what a good choice.

Remember though they are a BIG club :D

Wrong.

They are MASSIVE.

You misspelt WANKERS Liam !

Perhaps Mr Shearer will now be able to afford some new trousers for 'Match of the Day' that aren't fucking hermetically moulded around his meat and two veg, eh?

This illustrious appointment just makes me even more certain that Stoke are going to batter the fuckers next week. Normally we just batter them off the pitch (and I have to admit that Toon fans' whinging about how the violence at Stoke in the mid-90s was the worst they'd experienced in 40 years brings a gentle tear of joy to my eye); now we're going to batter them on the pitch as well.

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: Perhaps Mr Shearer will now be able to afford some new trousers for 'Match of the Day' that aren't fucking hermetically moulded around his meat and two veg, eh?

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: This illustrious appointment just makes me even more certain that Stoke are going to batter the fuckers next week.

Lets hope so

Geriatric Jem wrote:

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: Perhaps Mr Shearer will now be able to afford some new trousers for 'Match of the Day' that aren't fucking hermetically moulded around his meat and two veg, eh?

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: This illustrious appointment just makes me even more certain that Stoke are going to batter the fuckers next week.

Lets hope so

Yes,let's hope everyone gubs them and Alan's ballbag will be nailed to the Tyne bridge,instead of it just sat there sweating like a geordie in a maths test,in those tight kecks!

newcastle,, managed by 2 ex scummers in one season,,,,now thats class

when sol went up to lose the F.a cup i was there

i love it on sky sports news when they find the most retarded footie fans they can to gauge reaction outside st.james park. when they sack him ( and they will) they can get gazza, then sack him and get ant and dec, sack them and get the voice-over bloke from big brother or geordie michael from alan partridge. or jimmy nail/kevin whatley dream team.

or just do the right thing and shoot mike ashley, get a proper manager in and let him run the team for once.

nicely titled fanzine though... http://www.true-faith.co.uk

pure_shaw wrote: http://www.true-faith.co.uk

This is David Smith,who writes for it

get a fuckin haircut mate

pure_shaw wrote: i love it on sky sports news when they find the most retarded footie fans they can to gauge reaction outside st.james park.

The Skysports news team were always going to be fucked all ends up finding any non-mongs though,to be fair to the blighters... At least the Newcastle board have got next year's sponsors right,if sod all else...TAMPAX A spokesman for TAMPAX says'We're always happy to help a bunch of fannies going through a bad period,it's what we do best'

How fucking shit have you got to be to let florent malouda score against you?

Boatraceface wrote: The Skysports news team were always going to be fucked all ends up finding any non-mongs though,to be fair to the blighters... At least the Newcastle board have got next year's sponsors right,if sod all else...TAMPAX A spokesman for TAMPAX says'We're always happy to help a bunch of fannies going through a bad period,it's what we do best'

i dont like newcastle so hope the worst they will get out of it,they always do

ShugZV wrote: What a sad excuse for a messiah. He knows he won't get blamed if they go down and can't wait to get back to the safety of being a cunt, sorry, pundit. Didnae have the balls to take the job full-time, he's not the messiah.....

He's a very silly boy!

Quality post, Shug

Diamond 383 wrote:

ShugZV wrote: What a sad excuse for a messiah. He knows he won't get blamed if they go down and can't wait to get back to the safety of being a cunt, sorry, pundit. Didnae have the balls to take the job full-time, he's not the messiah.....

He's a very silly boy!

Quality post, Shug

it was , they were supposed to get She-Ra from He Man and the Masters of the Universe but a mix-up meant they got a banal Geordie pundit.

he's a nice bloke but he's not picked the best time to join the black and white shite army.