:clap: :jump2: :clap: 1000!

I have reached a 1000 posts; it's still an accomplishment even if most of them are damn meaningless, pointless, and stuupid. Well that's enough of the self-loathing. So here is who I have to say thanks to:

ME, ME, ME

Why should I thanks others, they did not type these 1000 posts! Anyways I did not want to have another cheesy list thanking everybody. I dedicate this 1000 post to Bush in 2004!

I feel guilty now, so I will start thanking ppl: thanks to anyone and everyone who I have talked to on this board. Since this is my 1000th post it should be longer so I will also dedicate this post to Senator John Kerry for pointing out the hypocrisies in Wesley Clark who wants to run for President in 2004 as a Democrat, even if he has voted for Nixon, and the Gipper not once, but twice. Clark has also spoke at Bush fundraisers, that is my kind of Democrat This post is for all my homies in the big C :D, Chatsworth to everyone who does not know already.

Nicely done, Tristan, doesn't matter that you don't like Tottenham or the Giants, just that you've spent enough time w/ us here Damn, the Giants blew another chance today, that oughtta make ya happy!!!!

Now get a LIFE!:D

Tristan, be looking for a special bootleg I made of a rare Hasselhoff and Yanni double-bill at the Western Sizzler just off the interstate in Anderson, SC :D

Congrats....now shouldn't you be studying?

Originally posted by One Brain Congrats Tristan and keep posting shite.

I've always have and always will

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Tristan, be looking for a special bootleg I made of a rare Hasselhoff and Yanni double-bill at the Western Sizzler just off the interstate in Anderson, SC :DCongrats....now shouldn't you be studying?

i have been studying; I just have an amazing amount of free time too; I can be on here posting, watching tv, and studying for pointless GE classes

congrasterbations, tristan. now no more of that republican fundraising on here or i'll stick that soft money up yer arse.

Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope congrasterbations, tristan. now no more of that republican fundraising on here or i'll stick that soft money up yer arse.

hey wesley clark did that, not me; I'm too poor to give money to Reublicans

Originally posted by One Brain Congrats Tristan and keep posting shite.

Same opinion

Originally posted by almanso you forgot to thank the 3 Word Story thread!

don't forget the person above and below threads

Lest we forget. Do not go there

Congrats all the same geezer

Congrats to someone who has an unhealthy obsession with bestiality... and New Order. Keep on making more useless posts about the person above you, below you, and up your arse.

Originally posted by almanso > Originally posted by Tristan Jayol> > > > Originally posted by almanso> you forgot to thank the 3 Word Story thread!

don't forget the person above and below threads oh, don´t make me remember those! Well you remember them now, and I may just bring them back one of these days, on a special occasion :D

Originally posted by Tristan Jayol So here is who I have to say thanks to:ME, ME, ME

Well done sir - have you worked out how many hours that adds up to that you could've been running through the heather somewhere with a nubile young wench and a picnic basket? :)

Originally posted by Hooky's Red Kimono > Originally posted by One Brain> Congrats Tristan and keep posting shite.

Same opinion

But funny shite next 1000

Originally posted by dub Well done sir - have you worked out how many hours that adds up to that you could've been running through the heather somewhere with a nubile young wench and a picnic basket? :)

37 hours 17 minutes and a half seocnd, but I can't run that far w/o getting completely gased out

congratulations.

now take that angelino piece of fuck off your avatar! you're in tuna-town now; better start getting used to a home team that sucks ass no matter how new a stadium they are playing in!

Originally posted by dub Well done sir - have you worked out how many hours that adds up to that you could've been running through the heather somewhere with a nubile young wench and a picnic basket? :)

Now, where's some heather and a nubile wench? The only thing I've found was a picnic basket.

Have you tried South Dakota?

Originally posted by sean congratulations. now take that angelino piece of fuck off your avatar! you're in tuna-town now; better start getting used to a home team that sucks ass no matter how new a stadium they are playing in!

The Padres are an awful team but somehow year after year have a winning record against the dodgers

must be something to do with playing closer to sea-level. true blue is soooo used to playing up there in trash-dump ravine.

No. The farthest west I've been was Chicago, and I definetly found no heather and nubile wenches there.

Originally posted by Androgynous kid with a camera that follows you No. The farthest west I've been was Chicago, and I definetly found no heather and nubile wenches there.

You have to go past the rockies and the desert to find the good wenches; if you head to Santa Barbara, San Diego, some parts of the OC, or the rich neighborhoods of the valley, you will see the gorgeous nubile wenches

Originally posted by Tristan Jayol > Originally posted by Androgynous kid with a camera that follows you> No. The farthest west I've been was Chicago, and I definetly found no heather and nubile wenches there.

You have to go past the rockies and the desert to find the good wenches; if you head to Santa Barbara, San Diego, some parts of the OC, or the rich neighborhoods of the valley, you will see the gorgeous nubile wenches Of course, those California nubile wenches will probably think I'm east coast urban scum. Kind of like how my roommate's girlfriend thinks of me.