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It seems I'm gonna die in September 14, 1999...

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I don't know my weight in lbs and my height in ft. Why don't these stupid guys use kg and meters? :nuts:

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July 21st, 2053 for me :eek3:

I feel a bit like Bill MacNeil on one of the many classic Newsradio episodes: "I only have fifty years to live!" :cry:

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Friday October 16, 2043. I'll be approaching 74 years of age. I'd like a few more years, better lose some weight! :cheeseburger: :nono:

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I discovered a diet would only give me one more year. Fuck that.

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Put "sadistic" on the mode and see what happens. Son of a b....

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I am going to die on Wednesday, October 21, 2082. But I do not believe I am going to live until I am 96, but at least I will not die in 30 years like the clock said when I put that I was sadistic.

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Saturday, July 7, 2029. Time to party like it's 2028....

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Thursday May 2 2041

not too bad 66 years old when I peg it, and with my drinking and smoking habit that's a pretty good return;)

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Originally posted by ShugZV© Thursday May 2 2041not too bad 66 years old when I peg it, and with my drinking and smoking habit that's a pretty good return;)

6 years to go then for you then SHUGZV.Buy me a pint before i get OLD!:p

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I totally missed the "mode" button. When I enter "pessimistic"-- which is how my best friend describes me (of course, what she calls "optimism" is just denial in my eyes-- a pessimist being an optimist with experience, of course)-- then I've got less than 3 years left. Isn't that enough to make one pessimistic?

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I just did "pessimistic" and got 20 years shaved off my original total: May 5, 2034 :eek3: :cry: :dead:

Oh well, wonder what "sadistic" will reveal :evil4:

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Originally posted by Taboo # 7 I just did "pessimistic" and got 20 years shaved off my original total: May 5, 2034 :eek3: :cry: :dead:Oh well, wonder what "sadistic" will reveal :evil4:

TABOO you must first LIVE so don't worry about the other thing!:p

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Originally posted by ShugZV© Thursday May 2 2041not too bad 66 years old when I peg it, and with my drinking and smoking habit that's a pretty good return;)

So you will be coming to my funeral then??? I'm out of here on September 12, 2035...

bring the choons and some Stella!

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Originally posted by Taboo # 7 I just did "pessimistic" and got 20 years shaved off my original total: May 5, 2034 :eek3: :cry: :dead:Oh well, wonder what "sadistic" will reveal :evil4:

changing mine to sadistic got me offed...I died last year according to that! :p

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Originally posted by Jeff White > Originally posted by Taboo # 7> I just did "pessimistic" and got 20 years shaved off my original total: May 5, 2034 :eek3: :cry: :dead:> > > Oh well, wonder what "sadistic" will reveal :evil4:

changing mine to sadistic got me offed...I died last year according to that! :p so u r not a sadistic f***, hmm maybe u r just a pessimist

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Originally posted by Jeff White > Originally posted by Taboo # 7> I just did "pessimistic" and got 20 years shaved off my original total: May 5, 2034 :eek3: :cry: :dead:> > > Oh well, wonder what "sadistic" will reveal :evil4:

changing mine to sadistic got me offed...I died last year according to that! :p

As a sadistic fuck, I died in 1992...

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Sadistic yielded the following result, July 20, 2016

:(

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March 19, 2042 - which would make me 74 years old: most of my family seems to reach at least 80, so maybe they're predicting that I'll pick up a smoking habit in my 60's.

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Monday, June 11, 2035, at the age of 74; about average for US males nowadays, though everybody on my father's side has exceeded that by at least 10 years.

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Originally posted by Green Monday, June 11, 2035, at the age of 74; about average for US males nowadays, though everybody on my father's side has exceeded that by at least 10 years.

So Allen, that makes two of us that year...Shuglet will be busy with American funerals, no?

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Yeah, but will he able to handle the three month layover inbetween? :lol:

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well...if Brian is still around!!

or if Celtic will be in the states!!!:wink:

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18th August 2036 ... that'll take me to 72; I'll settle for that. tried it as well with pessimistic and that took 20 years off. didn't bother to see what sadistic would do :eek3:

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Friday, June 13, 2036

Seconds left to live...

~1,028,708,228

*sigh* i don't wanna live that long :(:nonono::thumbdown::cry:

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Looks like there is going to be a huge culling of NO fans between 2030 and 2045

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Originally posted by dub Looks like there is going to be a huge culling of NO fans between 2030 and 2045

Perhaps they should consider putting out an album before the big fan-base die-off.

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28 Dec 2057....crap that will make me 88 years old...I dont want to be that old!:cry:

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Hopefully never! I will be the first man on earth to be dipped in embalming fluid and still be able to carry on walking...... :D

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