:birthday: to me

I am finally 18; three more years until I can drink, but now I can go buy cigarettes and go to strip clubs, and I can have legal sex. :D

I know of at least 3 bloody people who have their birthday today as well!

Good on ya, have a nice one

You are not a Jedi yet.....

Nonetheless, happy birthday dude :beer2:

If you lived in brazil you would be ready to go to jail :\party:

Originally posted by Tristan Jayol I am finally 18; three more years until I can drink, but now I can go buy cigarettes and go to strip clubs, and I can have legal sex. :D

Not with 17-year olds! :D

But happy birthday anyway (Same day as my moms!)!

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr > Originally posted by Tristan Jayol I am finally 18; three more years until I can drink, but now I can go buy cigarettes and go to strip clubs, and I can have legal sex. :D

Not with 17-year olds! :D

But happy birthday anyway (Same day as my moms!)! Isn't the age of consent 16, given not more than a 5 year difference in age? I think it is in this state anyway.

Anyway, Happy Birthday, kiddie. I'd buy you one if I could.

Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > > > Originally posted by Tristan Jayol> I am finally 18; three more years until I can drink, but now I can go buy cigarettes and go to strip clubs, and I can have legal sex. :D

Not with 17-year olds! :D

But happy birthday anyway (Same day as my moms!)! Isn't the age of consent 16, given not more than a 5 year difference in age? I think it is in this state anyway.

Anyway, Happy Birthday, kiddie. I'd buy you one if I could.

I have NO IDEA! Not something someone my age should be worried about.

But if true, it means that the 17 year old girl who seduced me when I was 15 is in a LOT of trouble. :D

And who are you planning to have sex with?

Well, happy birthday anyway, and I'm not going to mention anything about bestiality.

Originally posted by Grigori Tristan...happy birthday...now go get a beer...who cares if it's legal or not?!?!you think that ever stopped me in high school?!?!?!

I can go get a beer in Tijuana :D

Originally posted by Androgynous kid with a camera that follows you And who are you planning to have sex with?

Just with a friend of mine who said she could seduce me, but I was stubborn enough to say that she could not seduce a virgin like me, but I am thinking of giving in to the sex goddess.

Speaking of jailbait, anybody else think that little girl from Whale Rider will grow into quite a fetching lady in about 10 years?

Originally posted by Tristan Jayol > Originally posted by Androgynous kid with a camera that follows you> And who are you planning to have sex with?Just with a friend of mine who said she could seduce me, but I was stubborn enough to say that she could not seduce a virgin like me, but I am thinking of giving in to the sex goddess.

I can't believe you waited until it's "legal." What is the youth of this world coming to?

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr > Originally posted by Tristan Jayol > Originally posted by Androgynous kid with a camera that follows you> And who are you planning to have sex with?Just with a friend of mine who said she could seduce me, but I was stubborn enough to say that she could not seduce a virgin like me, but I am thinking of giving in to the sex goddess.

I can't believe you waited until it's "legal." What is the youth of this world coming to? haha, I did not wait til it was legal; I just waited; no one really appealed to me, but I realized I should get some sex from any girl, rather than having sex only with my dream girl.

Originally posted by Tristan Jayol > haha, I did not wait til it was legal; I just waited; no one really appealed to me, but I realized I should get some sex from any girl, rather than having sex only with my dream girl.

hmmm, tawdry, meaningless sex with a throwaway toy vs. a meaningful act of intimacy with your soulmate. I'd go with the meaninful act of intimacy with your soulmate, Tristan.

fuck, i'd stop fussing over the sex and get my head around more pressing issues, like all the $1 beers and 3/$1 tacos that are waiting for you in tijuana! go get'em! :D

And what do tacos remind us of?

ummmmm... my vote is for "sloppy, greasy, pork goodness?"

Oh yeah!

And what do erect bottles of beer remind us of?

...only that tacos and beer go together like...Oh, I can't think of any metaphors, but you know what I mean...

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr Oh yeah!And what do erect bottles of beer remind us of?

DRINKING!!! duh.

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr ...only that tacos and beer go together like...Oh, I can't think of any metaphors, but you know what I mean...

aren't you a little old for the perverted talk of a thirteen year old. Some ppl never grow up

Pan. Peter Pan.

Happy Birthday Virge. May your balloon pop soon.

you could do it saturday - your plans for then must have changed now anyway?

bonne anniversaire (excuse spelling)

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr > Originally posted by Tristan Jayol > haha, I did not wait til it was legal; I just waited; no one really appealed to me, but I realized I should get some sex from any girl, rather than having sex only with my dream girl.

hmmm, tawdry, meaningless sex with a throwaway toy vs. a meaningful act of intimacy with your soulmate. I'd go with the meaninful act of intimacy with your soulmate, Tristan. Then again, some of us don't have soul mates and are pretty much waiting for meaningless sex.

ahh, to be young again, with no soul mate and waiting for meaningless sex.

Quite unlike being old, with no soulmate, and feeling ambiguous about meaningless sex.